Three-stream detection simulator

"Sorry, I know I'm cheating with my abilities." Professor

Every creature in the hallway, including the cat, made an expression or body movement of resistance.

Hercule walked nonchalantly to the collection spit out by the element-devouring beast. He first picked up the translator and the court flyer, stuffed them into his arms, and then picked up a cat strip when he stood up.

The element-devouring beast's attention shifted instantly. But it is not the kind of cat that has no business. Even if it involuntarily approaches Hercule (and snacks), its eyes are still focused on a few humans.

While feeding the cat, Hercule said: "As a digression, I suddenly remembered something when I was sleeping." He dug into his pockets and couldn't find his cell phone, so he had to draw on the ground, "Suppose this point is Ai Wa Forest Reserve is the secret base of Yu Wen Church.”

"It is known that the mages of the Yuwen Church need to use sea breezes and ocean currents to build a magical realm. The east side of the Hawaiian Islands is affected by the warm current of the eastern sea and the northeast trade winds and obtains sufficient water vapor, so it is hot and rainy all year round. The western area is mainly tropical desert - —This is because the central part of the island is covered with volcanoes and the terrain is high, and the sea breeze cannot blow across the volcanoes from one end to the other, thus forming a leeward slope.”

He drew an arc on the ground to represent the island chain of the Hawaiian Islands.

Then he clicked on the west side of the arc: "Here, in the village of Waikoloa on the island of Hawaii, is where the element-eating beast and I discovered the first mural. It is located on the highest volcano in Hawaii - also from the entire earth. The foothills of the volcano with the largest altitude difference from the sea bottom to the summit are on the west side of the volcano. The rainwater is blocked by the mountains, so it becomes a small human settlement. "

At this point, he stopped and asked: "Mountains, seas, water vapor that cannot be turned over. Have you thought of anything?"

The people present were all highly intelligent people. Professor

The former also added: "Let me make a digression: Most people don't use their brains when sleeping."

"..."

Nonsense, elementary school students all know that the periodic table of elements was discovered by Mendeleev in a dream.

"The state of Hawaii has eight larger islands, and only Kauai at the northwest end has less distinct vegetation boundaries."

Hercule was not the kind of person who showed off his rhetoric for a moment. He pretended not to hear Constantine’s rants, used rich and strange miscellaneous knowledge to divert other people’s attention, and finally concluded, “I always have the feeling that realistically The sea and the sea of ​​soul are not completely isolated, and the second graffiti should be on this island.”

But to be honest, there is no need to mobilize an army to find graffiti. There are dedicated people who are paid to do the chores, and Hercule decided to take advantage of this opportunity to fill his stomach. SHIELD's meals were quite generous, with four dishes and one soup packed into everyone's lunch boxes. During this period, considering that the detective was looking for a cat to take into the ICU, an extra supplement was specially added to him.

Unfortunately, three of the takeaways were eaten by the Yuan Devouring Beast. In addition, the fight in the corridor affected Chiyu and took away several boxes of soup and water. At this time, people had to drag their tired bodies and order food again. There were also one or two agents who were scratched by the cat's claws and had to go to other clinics to get rabies vaccinations.

Everyone looked at the black cat squatting at Hercule's feet, dozing off, and felt a little bit more resentful:

Where was your arrogance in killing everyone just now? !

Being so low-key now, wouldn't it make the guy who couldn't beat the cat just now look particularly embarrassed?

Fury swayed over and offered Hercule a cigarette as he took a piece of gum from his hand. Hercule lacked the sense of ceremony as compared to the agent chief, and politely smoked the candy, but refused to put it in his mouth with a smoking motion.

Fred didn't care about the wine, nor did he care about the neglected chewing gum. He pretended to be unintentional and asked: "It has a good relationship with you. Do you have any tips?"

Hercule thought for a moment and replied: "Communicate in a timely manner."

I can't do it because of the language barrier! Fury humbly continued to ask for advice: "Besides the translator, are there any other techniques?"

Hard to say.

For example, becoming a part of its body and playing with it, is it possible for ordinary shit collectors to do that?

Hercule looked at Constantine in embarrassment.

Fury followed and looked over: "Are you suggesting that I ask him for help?"

"On the contrary, Mr. Constantine is a clear example of a negative example when it comes to interacting with living creatures."

"...Forget it." Fury saw that Hercule didn't want to elaborate, so he had to change the topic, "Since you have an alien language translator, can you ask the Yuan Devouring Beast No. 2 what its hidden disease is? What’s going on?”

This is by no means out of gossip mentality, but to understand the diversity of alien species, add to the information base, and prepare for possible cosmic wars. After all, even the people on earth have the awareness to protect endangered wild animals. Is there no one in the universe who wants to seek justice for the Yuan-devouring Beast tribe?

Hercule didn't think much of it. He has no interest in cosmic creatures, but is really curious about Brother Cat's past.

So when he heard what Fury said, he calmly took out the translator with a smooth surface as new - the previous Superman logo film was too conspicuous and he tore it off - and put it next to the black cat's ear.

The translator purred.

It was the first time Fury heard the standard language of the element-devouring beasts, and he found it very interesting: "Its name is different from my family's element-devouring beasts."

"If it's meowing, maybe your element-devouring beast is trying to learn Earth's cat language to communicate with humans."

"?" Before Fury could figure out why Earth's cat language actually needed to be learned, he saw the black cat wake up with a start, its ears twitched, it looked at him, and it roared like an attack.

What a grumpy cat!

Hercule patted the element-devouring beast's arched back unskillfully, and then pointed to the translator. Fury continued to think critically: My smoothing movements are much more correct.

But the effect is not as good as that of detectives. Is timely communication really so important?

After seeing the problem clearly, the black cat blinked, squatted down, and purred back with emotion: "It's a long story!"

This was simply a precursor to an interesting and tragic self-narration, and it immediately attracted the attention of many humans who were holding lunch boxes to replenish their energy. Fortunately, the element-devouring beast has different concepts from humans. It neither felt embarrassed about being sterilized nor realized that it had become the center of attention. It just said to Hercule like a nagging:

"I was young and ignorant at that time. I had just left my mother and lived alone. What do you think I did?"

Hercule swore with his 90 intelligence attribute points that he couldn't guess it.

Black Cat was actually very proud: "I was curious and secretly climbed up to Apokolips. At that time, Dark Lord Darkseid was not in his hometown. I ate two newly created demon-like Legion soldiers and almost contacted them to the mother box of my boss. Swallow it into your stomach."

After this passage was translated, there were a lot of unfamiliar words. Fury had a hard time reading it, but he saw Hercule's expression of surprise. He obviously understood and understood, and was shocked by what the element-devouring beast was doing. ability.

Seeing the detective's support, Black Cat said even more excitedly: "You didn't see the scene at that time! There were four Furies stationed on Apokolips, because three of them ran over to me, and they chased me and beat me without any courtesy. Absolutely! I I don’t know what happened! I can’t even fight.

Apokolips' combat power is really awesome. A Nemesis with two big knives on her hands cut off four of my tentacles. I ran from the northern hemisphere to the southern hemisphere, but they still refused to let me go. I finally caught an opportunity when the defense was lax, and I was about to run away when I realized that there was no reason for the defense. It turned out to be Darkseid back. "

Good guy. Hercule could say nothing but 'good fellow'. Brother Mao has a bit of the demeanor of the players back in the day, and he dared to run to the boss's hometown when he was just starting out.

"Darkseid didn't kill you?"

"No." The Yuan Devouring Beast was also frightened. It is now a big cat that has been wandering the universe for many years, and it knows how dangerous that battle is. "He had just occupied a planet in sector 1872. He was in a good mood and asked me which one I would choose between death and being unable to have offspring - I I’m not a fool, of course I choose to live! What’s the use of future generations? They can’t be eaten.”

He licked the black hair on his front paws: "Actually, I have told this story to many female cats in the universe. Every time they listened to the previous plot with great interest, they disappeared as soon as I said that I could not have offspring, so No way, I’m still single.”

Fury was rarely speechless.

With the emotional intelligence of S.H.I.E.L.D., which has been in the battlefield for a long time, it was hard to figure out how to comfort a single cat.

But I have obtained a large amount of information about Apokolips (which is currently useless), and I have made a lot of money!

"Apocalypse..." Hercule's impression of this name came from 'knowledge and knowledge', "How is the situation?"

He didn't know why he asked this question. Perhaps since the story about the destruction of Krypton was told by the Devouring Beast, he often had doubts about the lifespan of each planet.

"I think they are prospering, right?" Black Cat replied, "Their technology is so advanced and their power is so powerful. The surface is covered with scorching fires, and the flag of the Dark Lord is planted in every corner. Who can imagine that the Apocalypse Star welcomes The day of the end... Anyway, this cat is not me."

Brother Cat's past has come to an end.

It hooked Hercule's calf with its tail and said with satisfaction: "It's a pleasure communicating with you! Where are you going next? Can I continue to follow you? I know you humans like cute and fluffy animals. , I’m not that kind of cat—”

It didn’t say what kind of cat it was, it just puffed out its chest and said, “But I’m more useful than them!”

Fury immediately gave Hercule a crazy wink to agree, and also hinted that the cat fee could be counted as an expense for SHIELD. The abacus in his mind was crackling: In this way, Hercule received a long-term contract with SHIELD, and rounded up, he could be regarded as a non-staff member of the Avengers!

Hercule didn't care about the dirty thoughts of politicians, but still wanted to refuse: he was not the kind of stable person suitable to take care of other living things.

The black cat added: "Just as I have an extra traveling companion, you can put the things you don't need and that are inconvenient to carry with you here. Anyway, you can still find me if I run away. Maybe looking for a cat can be a long-term commission? Wait for me When you are too old to run away, you must be an extremely famous first-class detective. In that case, the commission will be automatically terminated..." It smacked its lips and said, "It's like the end of a legendary story. I will tell this experience to you. Other little element-devouring beasts, well, if we haven’t become extinct by then.”

Although Cat Brother is social and has a low IQ, maybe because he has lived a long time, he can occasionally come up with one or two sentences that are full of philosophy or great wisdom.

Hercules, who was considering the wording of refusal, was moved by some of the words and suddenly felt that it was not bad to have more companions. So he asked formally: "What should I call you?"

The cat hesitated.

It had not thought of giving itself an earth name.

Before meeting Hercules, it had never thought of staying on Earth. Even if the footsteps stopped, the cat's heart was wandering in the universe.

At this time, its eyes fell on the bell at Constantine's feet.

The bell of Xibeida.

It was its first user.

"Xibeida?" The Devourer said slowly and uncertainly, "How about Xibeida? You can call me that. Nice to meet you, Hercules."