Three-stream detection simulator

Only jokes travel faster than the speed of light.

Overnight, it seemed that everyone who knew Hercule all over the world knew that a group of fans had raised more than a thousand dollars on the streets to prevent their favorite detective from starving to death. The main character would rather not eat than suffer this food. I mean to sit in the New York Police Department and wait for the donor to claim the money.

However, netizens are as stubborn as the detective: "If you don't take the money away, let it rot in the lost and found center!"

Spider-Man was forced to become Hercule's messenger and opened a new thread on the forum: "Don't do this! He said he would pick you out one by one and take you to the police station!"

Netizen: "Let him come! He can find clues from anonymous letters!"

Spider-Man:…

Do you really like him?

Even the New York Police Department stopped. Officer Davis registered a special number and replied: "If Hercule Hugo did this, it would be a violation of the law."

But this time, netizens had different opinions: "No, officer, I think this is the interest between us."

…

Well, you guys really like him.

After all, this was just an episode in life. Hercule only stayed in the New York Police Department for one night before leaving. He did confiscate the money in the donation box. I heard that some people later went to the police station to ask for the money back, and some were so tough that they kept their words and deeds and allowed valuable banknotes to gather dust in the box.

In order to prevent false claims, Hercule made comments on each letter for staff to refer to, such as:

"He was a young, balding, poor man, but the rest of his hair had a tough quality to it."

"This guy is a head taller than Officer Davis. I feel like he might be able to help change the light bulbs in your office."

"This is a lady with a gentle temperament. Say hello to the middle-aged woman who came with her for me. If it is convenient, please declare to mother that her daughter did not use the money to take drugs or gamble, and Hercule Hugo is not a loan shark. Contact person’s pseudonym.”

"This woman told lies and inconsistencies in her letters just to deceive me. She almost succeeded, but her father had a habit of writing the postal code on every envelope, and she liked to leave the delivery work to me. To her father, they are the League of Traitors."

"This is a hotel advertisement sneaked in. This restaurant is expensive and not delicious enough. I don't recommend it personally."

…

Most of the messages left were taken away by netizens who came to get money.

Hercule returned to Aria's apartment. As soon as he entered, Morgan jumped out of the projector and cursed in disbelief and angrily: "You haven't responded to my message for 16 hours!"

It's hard to imagine how she could use an old person's body to perform such vigorous movements. Hercule's cell phone vibrated crazily, as if he wanted to vent all his previous frustrations. But he ignored it. He first shook off the quilt on the bed that was cleaned and tidied regularly and placed Hibida upright on it, and then said:

"Sorry, I forgot."

These 16 hours have been magical.

Morgan fought back her laughter to prevent Hercule from getting angry and falling out with her. She comforted and said: "It doesn't matter, the matter has been resolved."

"I doubt your statement."

Hercule leaned back in his chair and checked his mailbox. It was almost certain that there were at least three superheroes or neutral organizations who knew his bank card balance at this moment. Maybe they can make a bet on how long Hercule can endure today before accepting the commission and going out to work.

Fortunately, there is no shortage of cases in this world.

Hercule dug out an email with a lot of history and read it twice, and said with interest: "Come and take a look at this, Morgan, he is actually British - MI6 asked me if I want to cooperate with them, the new 007 Agent James Bond wants to carry out a mission on the east coast of the United States and needs to be led by a local who is familiar with the situation. "

MI6, also known as MI6, is one of the British intelligence agencies. Its main task is to secretly collect and analyze overseas intelligence, but their senior operations officer, the famous agent James Bond, cannot be said to be 'secret' in the future. He is known to insiders for his excellent killing skills, superhuman charm, frequent replacement of female companions, luxury sports cars Aston Martin and the must-order martini cocktails in the bar.

On the other hand, MI6 is really willing to spend money on agents.

Those looking for a detective joke will be disappointed.

That night, the roar of the modified Aston Martin filled the streets. Tony sat on the roof of the Avengers Tower and heard the beast-like howling in the silent night. He picked his ears impatiently and walked to the floor-to-ceiling window. He looked down and asked, "Where does this country bumpkin out-of-towner come from? Doesn't he know that New York can't drive fast?"

"He is British, sir." The AI ​​steward replied, "But maybe I should explain that the person sitting in the passenger seat is Mr. Hugo."

"who?"

"You only know one Hugo. Hercule Hugo, sir."

? ?

The contradiction in the setting of the detective being so poor that he was on the dole, but the guys he knew were richer than the last, will continue to trouble the 21st century people in the following years.

However, if Hercule were to make an evaluation, he would say that there is nothing wrong with cooperating with the British. Look at Batman and Iron Man. Behind the successful American capitalists are always well-dressed British butlers. It's just that Alfred has been retired for many years, and the only thing he has left is acting as a hobby. James Bond is only in his thirties, which is still the best age to serve the country.

He has just been transferred from the navy to the special department. He is young, handsome, and elegant. Because of the tradition of Sherlock Holmes, he has a high degree of identification with the profession of detective. After receiving the order from his superiors, he rushed to Aria Apartment as soon as possible, without any intention of covering up his face. He walked lightly to the 10th floor, knocked on the door of the room three times, and then said in a typical British accent: "Detective, I have been ordered to pick you up here to go to our agreed place."

As soon as Hercule opened the door, the agent immediately laughed, blinked his blue eyes and said: "Your Excellency fits my perception of British detectives, but unfortunately I don't seem to be the kind of masked vigilante you often come into contact with."

Well, when such a romantic figure becomes famous, it will probably bring a sense of crisis to the playboys in the United States across the ocean.

"I do have extra domino masks here." Hercule said calmly with his hands in his pockets, "I have heard of you, Mr. Bond, how is the scenery in Switzerland? Is it the same as in previous years?"

Bond, who studied in Switzerland when he was a child and happened to revisit the place two days ago, smiled a little deeper: "Of course, the scenery there is always beautiful."

He led the way in front and casually talked about the not-so-confidential mission information. In general, 007's personal ability is absolutely good. They found Hercule because after the development of super-British culture in the United States, super villains who do not play by the rules have emerged one after another, which has brought a lot of unnecessary interference to people who do their job.

It would be best if Hercule could help identify or avoid these idle people in advance, and it could also show the friendly attitude of the British on other people's territory. Compared with superheroes who have a righteous stance but obvious personal preferences or political tendencies, detectives who make equal transactions based on money and contracts are obviously a more convenient communication bridge.

And to be honest, MI6 has some other little ideas.

——Hercule is the name of a Belgian detective written by a British writer, which is rounded off to half a British name. Hugo is derived from Germanic and has nothing to do with Americans, but as a name, it is very popular in Europe. So the question is: Is it possible that Hercule Hugo is actually a British detective?

Have Americans never thought about it? Is a highly intelligent pure human who never covers his face or wears a cloak common in America or in Great Britain?

It's a modern society now, so nationality doesn't need to be too rigid.

So with such friendly and implicit solicitation, the cooperation between Hercule and 007 became surprisingly smooth. What he had to do was to analyze the intelligence and inform James Bond, who would confirm whether these conclusions were credible. Of course, no matter how the agents confirmed it over and over again in secret, he showed a very indifferent attitude on the surface, never dragged Hercule to ask questions, and was a first-class partner.

The hotels they stayed in, the wine they drank, and the meals they ate on the way were all of the highest quality. This was not because the detective had requirements - Hercule had always been easy-going - but Bond never wronged himself when traveling. MI6 was accustomed to it, and swallowed the broken teeth in the stomach. The agents trained by themselves could not be said to be unable to support them even if they tightened their belts. They closed their eyes and approved the budget every day while losing their hair.

Moreover, when Hercule was present, Bond restrained himself a little for the sake of his foreign collaborator, and would not blow up the building wherever he went, which saved a lot of expenses.

It is said that Ms. M, 007's direct superior, pondered for a long time after reading the preliminary action report, and slowly said: "I didn't expect that he and the American detective would cooperate so well."

You have to know that Bond is neither law-abiding nor accustomed to respecting authority. If the collaborator is a superhero with a superhuman personality, he might be so angry that he would grab his neck and throw him out of the metropolis - this is what the Royal Naval Academy instructor who once taught Bond said after substituting his own experience.

Ms. M said again: "I thought the two of them would be in collusion, but they didn't."

This time the words were not very pleasant, and her subordinates bowed their heads and pretended not to hear the sharp evaluation of their superiors.

Ms. M: "It's a little wasteful in spending, but it's not a big problem."

She thought for a long time at her desk and asked her subordinates: "Gentlemen, can't Hercule Hugo really strive to become a British?"

No way, don't think about it. ：，，.