Those Years when Marvel was a Superhero

Li Jie has been sitting on the sand for almost an hour. ? Eight? One Chinese W㈠WW. 81ZW. COMM Fat Thor is eating while watching TV. The whole fried chicken that had been in front of him was finished.

He started to eat small snacks, potato wedges bought from the corner. Enjoy kola with ketchup. He worked very hard to make himself live like a human on earth.

Eat junk food, watch variety shows, and make the kind of dead house-like laughter.

Thor, who is unattended, is like Alaska fostered in grandma's house. With a degree of blowing the balloon, the rapid expansion became larger in just over a month.

Li Jie lowered his head, and now his brain was full of paste. "What are you doing every day now, Thor?" Li Jie's voice had a dream-like empty inspiration. It seems that his soul was pulled away from his body at this moment.

Knowing that he didn't dare to look up now, the fat man nestled in the sand.

"Learning the daily life of human beings. Odin asked me to learn the humility of human beings. I think I need to start with understanding the daily life of mortals. Diet and daily life." Thor watched TV and took another sip of cola. After drinking, there was a hiccup.

Li Jie pretended not to hear Thor hiccups. It should be said that Thor intended to be good, Li Jie comforted himself like this.

"So, do you have any experience now?" Li Jie tried to calm his tone. He tried to think about things in a good way, in case Thor really realized what?

"I don't have much understanding for the time being. But now I have Cola with fried chicken is really delicious food." Thor looked at the TV show, while laughing haha, answering Li Jie's question.

Because Thor laughed too loudly, it caused a shock in his body. As a result, the sand under his **** had a slight tremor.

Although Li Jie did not want to face the current situation, he still had to ask. "Are you eating fried chicken and drinking cola every day? In the more than a month I left?"

Thor thought for a moment. "Almost, starting from Valkyrie back to Xian Gong. I went to the fried chicken shop on the corner to buy fried chicken and come back for dinner."

"How much do you eat every day?" Li Jie felt that his green muscles were about to burst.

"It's generally hot in the morning. I will eat a whole fried chicken at noon and in the evening, with potato wedges, donuts and ice cream." Thor looked at the TV and Gordon Ramsay was cursing those who did wrong dishes Of students find it very interesting. He has learned some new swear words.

"Are you not drinking now?" Li Jie's blood began to circulate.

"No, I'm now. Coke actually tastes good. I don't know why, although I was very resistant to Coke at the first bite. But after drinking too much I started to feel a little addicted. This taste is really not bad. I am now everyday Drink this all. "Thor raised the 1.5-liter Coke bottle and gestured how much he loved Coke.

"Drink this every day?" Li Jie tried not to show his anger.

"Yes, about four bottles a day." Thor didn't know what a number he said. Drink 1.5 bottles of coke in 1.5L.

Anyone knows that the sugar and calories brought by drinking Coke in this way is simply an explosion!

There was also no one to supervise this month, allowing Thor's diet to start indulging in free eating. Thor only eats what he likes, such as fried chicken, such as burgers, such as ice cream.

Freshly fried potato wedges with tomato sauce are snacks. The whole fried chicken is a staple food and is occasionally served with a burger. Plus donuts and ice cream for dessert. Drinks are all Coke.

Is this dietary model completely calorie bomb?

So Li Jie didn't see Thor for about a month, but now he can't recognize him. He is completely swollen and deformed!

Especially after he gave up thinking about the fairy palace and fighting, he devoted himself to the life of mortals. And began to be obsessed with the TV set, this puffy state began to increase.

Because his daily life is to find the TV program he wants to watch, and then open cola and snacks while watching TV while eating and drinking. Especially after he learned to use the phone and knew that the phone ordered food.

He doesn't even need to do the daily exercise to buy food around the corner. All he needs is a phone call, fried chicken burger, potato wedges ice cream donuts. These things will be sent by the store staff.

He just needs to sit in the sand and wait. Although Thor is also a little puzzled, the life of mortals is so easy and happy, why does Odin say to learn humility from mortals?

And can this happy life really understand the meaning of life? Thor said that he did not understand very well, so he could only increase his efforts to learn from mortals. More and more addicted to Coke fried chicken and variety shows.

So when Li Jie came here, what he saw now was not an ordinary salted fish, but an ultimate salted fish that was swollen with oily water and even showed signs of cracking.

Li Jie feels that if Odin sees Thor now, I am afraid that Loki will surely become the king of Asgard. Because Odin will not let such a fat man Thor succeed, if he succeeds to become the king, it is simply the biggest insult to Asgard!

Maybe Odin would execute Thor himself without hesitation, because having such a son insulted Odin's name.

And Li Jie, who is responsible for raising Thor in the world, will certainly ignore the feeding and only know to feed Thor, but never take him out to walk. Cause it to go into a waste house. As a joint responsibility, Li Jie will certainly be killed by Odin.

Thinking of this, Li Jie suddenly felt a cold back. This is the first time he has felt the most terrible crisis after coming to Marvel World for more than ten years. You know, Heimdall ’s eyes can see the earth directly from Asgard!

If Odin misses Thor one day, let Heimdall help him take a look at Thor's current situation, then all this is exposed! When the angry Odin will open the Rainbow Bridge directly.

Then lifted his lightning rod to take Li Jie's life? Li Jie suddenly felt that all of this was possible.

"Tor, have you felt any discomfort recently?" Li Jie's back has been wetted by his sweat. The weather is obviously not hot, but he still sweats a lot, which is just in his own mind. What I thought was scared.

"Uncomfortable? It seems a little." Thor was a little uncertain.

"It seems that I stand up after crouching. Sometimes I feel dizzy. The body of a mortal is really strange. When I was still a god, this was never the case."

This is not a strange mortal body! You are a precursor to high blood pressure! If you eat like this, you may have a stroke at any time. Li Jie shouted inwardly.

"There is also the recent use of the toilet, which somehow feels a bit sticky to urinate. I really don't understand the body of a mortal. Are you all like this?" Thor looked at Li Jie with question.

This is not a mortal problem, you Tm have diabetes! Li Jie felt that he could not look directly at Thor.

Despite Thor's reckless impulse, he was at least upright and heroic. But now he may not even have reckless and impulsive capital.

Once Thor's clothes were stripped of tendons, but modern Tor's clothes were only stripped!

When Thor once again wanted to drink a coke, Li Jie finally burst completely. He knocked over the Coke in Thor's hands with one hand, and he was completely gone. This is probably the first time he has been so sick in years.

"Drink and drink! Even if you want to become salted fish and die, why should you drag me down! I always thought you were just a little waste, and your brain is not very good. Although it is a bit salty, it is still a medicine. Saveable! But your salted fish is beyond my imagination! You are already a **** of salted fish! "

This time Li Jie's angry curse even brought some tone of curse from the previous life.

"You listen to me, fat man! I don't care how you become this bear now. But I will supervise you from tomorrow. You will not be allowed to drink coke, fried chicken or any high-calorie food! I will match you up with a suitable recipe. "

"What you look like, you'd better change it back immediately. Otherwise, be careful, I'll look good to you! Look at the fat man! Look at Laozi and beat you to death! You not only have to learn humility, but also Take away all your cheap meat! Otherwise, I wo n’t be polite to you! Starting today, you are not allowed to eat these anymore. Now get me up and go swim five kilometers in the swimming pool! "

Li Jie aggressively snatched the TV remote control in the hands of Thor ~ www.NovelMTL.com ~ drinks and food. He snarled these words at Thor with an unprecedented blame, and Thor's incomprehensible anger and seriousness.

And Thor felt murderous for the first time from Li Jie, he was not kidding. If he didn't do what he said, Li Jie would really kill himself. Thor felt the horror of this mortal for the first time, he actually wanted to kill God!

In Li Jie's mind, he had already begun to figure out how to start training this waste snack. Thor, you're really as good as Rocky. It's better to let Loki go to be the king of Asgard, and save him to turn into a villain and engage in east and west.

After you have recovered your magical power, feel at ease to be a salted fish on the earth, at least there is a place for you on the earth. Li Jie thought silently that he was already thinking about whether to meet Rocky's side.

Perhaps, he can reach a little consensus with Loki. After all, from the last contact with Loki, Loki is not that bad. And most importantly, Loki is smart enough, maybe he can reach a consensus with him on certain things.

For example, to leave a certain salted fish **** on earth?