This Star is Legal But Sick

 Chapter 688 This is a masterpiece!

 There are too many things in "Kung Fu" that break the audience's inherent impression.

In previous Kung Fu movies, most of the protagonists came from wealthy families.

The masters in the world are either unrestrained and love freedom, or they hold great power and have a noble status.

Even masters who live mostly in the city and sometimes in the wild will definitely be able to tell that they are different from ordinary people in appearance.

It's different in "Kung Fu".

The charterer, the charterer, the coolie, etc. are all ordinary-looking people with no status at all.

In other words, Tian Can Di Can was very capable, but he was defeated by the landlord and his wife.

The Huoyun Evil God who ranks number one on the killer list is actually like this, which is not what the audience expected.

The audience felt like a lost dog in their hearts.

"Can this be a master?"

The scene turned, and Huoyun Evil God was sitting on a chair, with everyone from the Ax Gang surrounding him.

Elegant hairstyle, old-fashioned slippers, white vest and shorts, and wearing a pair of reading glasses.

The master explained his purpose of coming and wanted to invite Fire Cloud Evil God to kill two people.

Fire Cloud Evil God also introduced himself. He hid for a while because he was invincible.

If there is a peerless master, he can kill him for free.

But the master wanted to see what Fire Cloud Evil God was capable of first.

Brother Chen couldn't believe that this person was Fire Cloud Evil God, and even scolded Xingzi.

At this time, Xingzi had already changed into the work clothes of the Ax Gang, a black suit and a white shirt, which looked quite elegant.

He came to Huoyun Evil God and said: "Huoyun Evil God, you can use two tricks to open everyone's eyes. Don't make it difficult for me."

Fire Cloud Evil God slowly said: "Crazy!"

Most of the people who came to watch the screening today were fans of Xu Ye. When everyone heard this title, they immediately laughed.

"Well done! He is a psycho!"

Xingzi raised his fist and asked: "Old man, what is this? Have you ever seen a fist as big as a sandbag? Don't force me to take action, you, I will go crazy and even myself will be afraid."

The patients at Huohua Hospital said, you are right!

Fire Cloud Evil God said calmly: "Really? Take action!"

Xingzi seemed to punch hard, but he just nodded on the head of Fire Cloud Evil God.

After clicking it, he quickly hid away.

The audience looked at this scene and thought Xu Ye was quite cute.

Fire Cloud Evil God laughed and was suddenly punched by a boy from the Ax Gang.

Fire Cloud Evil God kept shouting to use more strength, but no matter how hard the opponent hit him, he was not hurt at all.

When the younger brother took out the gun, the gun was taken away directly by Fire Cloud Evil God.

Fire Cloud Evil God picked up the gun, pointed it at his temple, and pulled the trigger.

The bullet burst out of the barrel, and the scene here is in slow motion.

Under the 3D effect, it looks very interesting.

Such a rapid bullet was caught between **** of Huoyun Evil God.

Huoyun Evil God said calmly: "Nothing in the world's martial arts can be broken, except speed."

He threw away the warhead and it fell to the ground. There were even dents on the warhead made by his fingers.

Brother Chen immediately stood up and shouted: "Fire Cloud Evil God's martial arts skills are unparalleled, all my colleagues in the Ax Gang salute the Evil God!"

Everyone present bowed to Fire Cloud Evil God.

In the theater, many viewers gasped when they saw this scene.

Just now, they thought that Huoyun Evil God didn't look like a master, but he could squeeze the bullets out with his bare hands and immediately suppressed everyone.

"This is awesome!"

"You call this a kung fu movie?!"

"Teacher, I want to learn this!"

Fire Cloud Evil God stood up and walked to the window. He raised his foot and then lowered it.

The desk in front was shattered, the windows exploded, and a long ravine appeared on the ground.

In the casino outside the window, guests fled in panic.

There was only one gambling table, where the landlord and the wife were sitting.

Huo Yun Evil God had great martial arts skills and had long sensed the aura of the two of them.

The two charterers came here today to settle accounts with the Ax Gang, and they also gave the Ax Gang a bell.

Send the bell, homophonic to send the end.

After a conversation, the charterer looked at Huoyun Evil God and asked, "You want to be the first, right?"

Fire Cloud Evil God smiled and said: "No, don't get me wrong, I just want to beat you two to death, or be beaten to death by you two."

After this line appeared, Pidan's girlfriend suddenly felt a little familiar.

She quickly remembered that Xu Ye had said this line during an acting competition on "Tomorrow's Superstars".

"He wouldn't have already written the movie script at that time, right?" Pidan's girlfriend said in her heart.

The strength of Fire Cloud Evil God and his arrogant and domineering appearance have been shown to the audience.

The charterer smiled and said, "Honey, what do you think?"

The charterer said calmly: "Since ancient times, there has been no coexistence between good and evil. If I don't go to hell, who will?"

When he said this, the camera fell on Xingzi.

Xingzi was unshaven and put on the clothes of the Ax Gang, but his heart was not actually with the Ax Gang.

When he was a child, the old beggar who sold him the secret book also said this to him.

"As the saying goes, if I don't go to hell, whoever does, the task of policing evil, punishing rape, and maintaining world peace will be left to you."

Xingzi's eyes gradually became clearer.

After the words fell, the charterer and the charterer wife launched an attack on Fire Cloud Evil God.

However, Fire Cloud Evil God was too strong and the two of them were no match at all.

The action design here is very exaggerated. It is obvious that the duel between the three masters is no longer a battle of the coolie level.

This is a showdown with a bit of a martial arts feel.

When the charter woman used the lion's roar skill again, everyone in the Ax Gang quickly covered their ears and dispersed.

Even so, Fire Cloud Evil God only took a few steps back.

Under the 3D effect, the audience watched the movie as if they were actually there, as if they were transformed into Ax Gang members and were watching.

"Can you still fight like this?"

"Can't win this?"

"Good guy, handsome!"

At the last moment, the charterer opened the top of the bell she had brought and turned it into a trumpet.

The charterer raised the big bell, and the charterer woman activated the Lion's Roar Kung Fu.

With the help of the amplification of the trumpet, the power of the lion's roar skill was doubled, completely defeating the Fire Cloud Evil God.

The two charterers came to Huoyun Evil God. Just when the charterer was about to scream again, Fire Cloud Evil God knelt down and begged for mercy.

"Unexpectedly, the lion's roar skill and the big trumpet move, I am willing to be defeated."

The charterer put down the bell.

However, at this moment, Huoyun Evil God stabbed the charterer and charterer-in-law with a concealed weapon in each hand.

As soon as the handle of the hidden weapon was twisted, the flower in front bloomed like a lotus, and a metal needle shot out from the center.

The two charterers bit the metal needle with their teeth.

But Fire Cloud Evil God pulled out the hidden weapon and pierced the stomachs of the two of them.

The two charterers were immediately seriously injured, and the three of them struggled together and could not move.

"Damn! The evil way is the evil way, and they actually use hidden weapons!"

"You are still too soft-hearted, otherwise I would have killed Fire Cloud Evil God just now."

"Fire Cloud Evil God deserves to die!"

The audience also complained.

Brother Chen and Master saw this scene and gathered around.

Brother Chen held a broken table leg in his hand and said, "It seems they can't move."

The master shouted: "Absolutely, kill him while he is weak!"

Brother Chen handed the table legs to his master and said, "Here you go."

The master immediately pretended to vomit and said: "I want to vomit, I want to see a doctor."

Brother Chen kicked the master: "Eat shit, you."

Neither Master nor Brother Chen are stupid. We are all ordinary people. Who dares to get involved?

At this time, Xingzai climbed out of the ruins. Brother Chen called him over and handed the table leg to Xingzai.

Brother Chen said: "K him."

Xingzi said with a solemn look on his face: "Okay."

Brother Chen reminded: "Take the head start."

Xingzi said: "Of course."

"Hit him on the head."

"good."

"Make a name for yourself!"

"Come on!"

"Hit him."

"Hit him!"

"Hit the hell!"

"Hit!"

During the conversation between the two, Xingzai was sweating more and more.

He spoke very relaxedly on the surface, but in fact he was extremely nervous inside.

He wasn't afraid, just hesitant.

"Hit him!"

"Hit him!"

Brother Chen pushed Xingzi and shouted: "Hit him!"

At this moment, Xingzai's eyes became firm.

He turned around and smashed the table leg on Brother Chen's head.

Brother Chen covered his head and said in shock: "What are you doing?"

Xingzi said helplessly: "Do you want me to beat him personally or his mother? You made me so messed up!"

When he said the last sentence, Xingzi's tone became more firm.

He picked up the table leg and hit Brother Chen on the head, knocking him over.

Brother Chen covered his bleeding head and screamed.

He didn't expect that Xing Zai, who had always been submissive, would dare to wave a weapon at him.

At this time, Xingzai had confirmed his inner thoughts.

Just like how he helped the mute girl when she was bullied, he swung the table leg and hit Huoyun Evil God **** the head.

The moment the head of Fire Cloud Evil God came into contact, the table legs fell apart.

In the theater, everyone was staring at the big screen, and some people clenched their fists.

Pi Dan looked at this scene and felt very excited.

The kind-hearted Xingzi is back!

All this is not sudden, but there are traces to follow.

From the time he failed to be a bad guy time and time again, from the time the mute girl shed tears, from the time the housekeeper said the words "If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell," he has found his conscience.

He was the one who released the Fire Cloud Evil God, so he must do his best to solve this trouble.

But there is no way, Fire Cloud Evil God is too strong.

Dropping a table leg has no effect.

A rare look of anger appeared on Fire Cloud Evil God's face.

He was angry.

A little ant actually dared to attack him!

He pushed away the charterers and came to Xingzai. He put his left hand on Xingzai's shoulder and raised his right fist.

Xingzi also joked: "Wow, how can you train with a fist as big as a sandbag?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Fire Cloud Evil God punched Xingzi's chest, causing his chest to collapse.

Pi Dan's girlfriend held Pi Dan's hand tighter.

I have never seen this scene in any other movie. How could it be so violent?

Xingzai spurted blood from his mouth.

Fire Cloud Evil God threw him into the air, and then stepped on him, trampling him to the floor.

Another punch came down, this one hitting Xing Zai's head.

Xingzai's head was smashed directly into the floor.

Fire Cloud Evil God said coldly: "Why did you hit me?"

Xingzi's hand moved slowly on the ground, picked up a small wooden stick, and hit Fire Cloud Evil God on the head. Watching this scene, Pidan felt goosebumps appear all over his body.

This part made me laugh and move.

Fire Cloud Evil God became even more angry. He punched Xingzi's head one after another to vent his anger.

But he suddenly discovered that the charterer and wife were gone. He looked around and saw that the star on the ground was also gone.

The two charterers had already escaped with Xingzi.

Brother Chen yelled: "Did you make a mistake? I actually let them run away!"

Fire Cloud Evil God slapped Brother Chen directly on the face.

Brother Chen turned his head several times before he stopped. He was too dead to die anymore.

Fire Cloud Evil God said harshly: "No one can escape from my hands."

The scene changed and Xing Zai was taken to a temple by the two charterers.

The charterer was so distressed that she almost cried.

"If you have any other wishes, tell me."

Xingzi drew a wave candy pattern on the floor with his **** hands, and then fainted.

The charterer said hurriedly: "Brother, you should write in Chinese, you don't understand!"

In the theater, everyone burst into laughter, which was also linked to the previous English performance.

On the other side, the mute woman put the broken wave candy together, but it still fell apart after lifting it up.

Fire Cloud Evil God is still chasing Xingzi and his party along the way.

In a room in the Pig Cage Walled City, the two charterers gave Xing Zai the final treatment. Xing Zai's whole body was wrapped in gauze.

Bao Renfang said: "It's a miracle that he can survive until now. Is it because our medicine is miraculous?"

The charterer said seriously: "The medicine is just an aid. The key is his own constitution. His whole body was broken and his meridians were severed. Not only did he not die, but he also recovered automatically in such a short period of time. It is simply impossible for ordinary people."

The charterer looked at the charterer and said, "Unless he is..."

Xingzai, who was wrapped like a mummy on the ground, had a tear in the gauze on his body.

The sound sounded, and Fire Cloud Evil God looked towards the direction where the sound came from.

On the big screen, there was a scene of breaking out of a cocoon and becoming a butterfly.

The butterfly spreads its wings and flies high.

Fire Cloud Evil God has already sensed Xingzi's presence.

When he came to the room where Xingzi had stayed, there was only a broken bandage left on the floor, and no one was there.

In the Pig Cage Walled City, a group of boys from the Ax Gang blocked the door of a room.

As soon as the scene changed, the two charterers were helped to sit on the chairs.

"Don't smoke if you're injured."

One hand took the cigarette out of the charterer's mouth.

"Leave this to me."

The audience could only see a pair of hands on the shoulders of the charterers.

This voice belongs to Xingzi!

Pidan had already held his breath and held on to his girlfriend's hand tightly without letting go.

In fact, he drank a little too much water during lunch, and now his bladder was a little full.

But who made this movie completely pointless? He really didn’t want to miss it for a second!

A figure in white walked to the door and slowly opened the door.

"It's coming!" Pidan thought to himself.

Everyone in the Ax Gang outside the door was ready.

Finally, the door opened, and Fire Cloud Evil God walked out, one hand still in his nostrils, poking and poking.

Pidan was immediately speechless.

Damn it, who asked you to cut the camera like this!

Fire Cloud Evil God walked to the edge of the balcony and saw Xingzi who opened the door and walked out from the building opposite.

Xingzi closed the door.

In the room, Bao Jingyi said: "Unexpectedly, Fire Cloud Evil God indirectly opened up his Ren and Du second line and forced out his potential."

The charterer murmured: "In fact, we should have thought long ago that he is a unique master."

The scene turned and Xingzi, dressed in white clothes and black trousers, walked down the stairs.

Xingzi is so handsome at this time!

His temperament is also completely different from before.

He was a little gangster before, but now he is a great master!

The clues laid out before also came together at this moment.

The old beggar didn't lie, Xingzi is really a martial arts wizard!

Pi Dan’s girlfriend said excitedly: “So handsome!”

My girlfriend said someone else was handsome. At other times, I would have given her a little credit for her age, but it's different now.

Because he also thinks Xu Ye is handsome!

Fire Cloud Evil God said with excitement on his face: "There is such a thing."

He finally found his opponent!

The master yelled: "Okay, it turns out that your traitor is not dead yet, brothers, chop him to death!"

Everyone in the Ax Gang rushed forward immediately.

At this moment, the people of the Ax Gang had become slow motion in Xingzai's eyes.

The first member of the Ax Gang struck at Xingzai with an axe. Xingzai dodged sideways. He raised his hand and punched the man in the stomach, causing him to fly backwards.

Everything was in slow motion in his eyes.

At this point he was invincible.

People from the Ax Gang rushed up one after another, and they were no match for Xingzi.

One person's feet were crushed.

When a group of people gathered around, Xingzai stepped on them one after another.

The feet of people around him were crushed.

Fire Cloud Evil God sneered: "Step on your toes. Children only use this trick in fights."

The next second, Xingzi singled out a group of people and kicked the guardrail of the stairs into pieces.

This series of actions from beginning to end, many of them are tributes to Bruce Lee.

The people from the Ax Gang were no match for Xing Zai. It could be said that they kicked him away one by one.

In the theater, the audience also felt comfortable.

If you want to feel good, you have to feel completely happy.

Fire Cloud Evil God did not take action until Xingzi came to him.

A stream of sweat had already flowed down the forehead of Fire Cloud Evil God. He smiled and said, "Not bad, come on."

As soon as he finished speaking, he was punched away by Xing Zai.

A big battle started immediately.

Fire Cloud Evil God wanted to show off, but Xing Zai stepped on his toes.

His feet were also crushed.

After Huoyun Evil God was beaten to the ground, he fell on all fours like a toad.

His mouth bulged, and a toad's cry came from his mouth.

Toad Kung Fu!

With the help of special effects, this scene is quite terrifying.

Pi Dan remembered that when Xing Zai went to the mental hospital to find Huoyun Evil God, he saw a toad outside the door.

Many things are foreshadowed in the movie.

In this section, it is obvious that Xingzi has not yet mastered the powerful power in his body.

Facing the Fire Cloud Evil God who was using the Toad Kung Fu, his methods were somewhat lacking.

This time, when he was hanging on the wire and was knocked away by Fire Cloud Evil God again, Xingzai was knocked into the sky.

His body soared into the sky, and the eagle flew across the sky.

Xingzai stepped on the eagle's back and adjusted his posture.

After this scene appeared, there were exclamations in the theater.

So handsome!

Above the sky, the clouds condensed into a giant Buddha.

After seeing the giant Buddha, Xingzai seemed to understand something. He clasped his hands together, turned his body in one direction, and fell headfirst.

The charterer asked: "Husband, do you remember that there is a palm technique that falls from the sky?"

The charterer murmured: "It is the Tathagata Palm that has been lost."

Pi Dan joked in his mind: "You two must be the commentators for this game!"

The scene turned and Xingzi fell from the sky.

Flames ignited on his palms, and then his whole body burned with flames.

The strong pressure pressed Huoyun Evil God directly to the ground.

At the end, Xingzai opened his palms.

A palm move falling from the sky!

Fire Cloud Evil God roared and struggled to stand up, but the Tathagata Palm was already here!

Boom!

With him as the center, a huge palm print was directly punched on the ground.

None of the spectators present had ever seen such a scene.

At this time, there is only one feeling in the hearts of the audience, and that is shock!

Kung Fu movies, it turns out you can still make them like this!

Hearty and refreshing to the extreme!

Fire Cloud Evil God shouted: "Surrender!"

Hearing these words, Xingzai took back his strength and returned to the ground.

His shirt had been torn apart by the flames, exposing his muscular upper body.

Not too much or too little muscle, with just enough six-pack abs exposed on her belly.

In fact, there are still abdominal muscles hidden under the pants, but it is a pity that the pants cannot be taken off.

"Hey, why don't you blow up your pants too? You're so exposed!" Pidan muttered.

Fire Cloud Evil God took out a hidden weapon, ran out of the pit and stabbed Xingzi, and wanted to repeat the same trick.

Xingzi raised his palm and pushed it towards Huoyun Evil God.

Boom!

Fire Cloud Evil God's hair was flying, and a huge palm print was punched on the building behind him.

Fire Cloud Evil God froze.

Xingzai took out the hidden weapon in his hand, pulled out the metal needle and threw it on the ground.

The hidden weapon bloomed like a flower. Xingzai rubbed his hands together and the flower flew into the sky.

Fire Cloud Evil God murmured: "What kind of palm technique is this?"

Xingzi said calmly: "If you want to learn, I will teach you."

Hearing these words, Huoyun Evil God was stunned and cried.

He knelt down in front of Xingzai and said, "I lost."

This last sentence feels very meaningful to Pidan.

Huoyun Evil God was not only defeated in terms of strength, but also in terms of realm.

He rarely does film reviews, but he felt the need to do one for "Kung Fu".

As the scene turned, the metal flower that Xingzi rubbed out flew into the sky, and finally broke into pieces. A small white flower fell from it and flew past the mute girl's eyes.

The mute girl looked at the flower with a smile on her face.

As she was pushing her cart down the street, she saw a new candy store on the side of the road.

She stopped and stood at the door of the candy store and looked in.

When Xingzi walked out later, the two looked at each other with smiles on their faces.

After the camera circled around the two of them, they had returned to their childhood.

The mute girl when she was a child and the star boy when she was young held hands and ran into the candy store.

Their faces were filled with happy smiles.

On the street, all kinds of pedestrians walked by, including many familiar faces to the audience.

The last shot fell on a little boy holding a lollipop.

The old beggar appeared again, and he was selling martial arts secrets to the little boy again. Even his words were exactly the same.

The movie ends here!

The lights in the theater suddenly turned on, pulling everyone away from the world of the movie.

But most people didn't get up and leave, they still sat on their chairs.

Pi Dan was still holding his girlfriend's hand and recalling the scene just now. He had checked the information before coming and found that there were no easter eggs in this movie.

But he wasn't in a hurry to leave.

The movie "Kung Fu" can be said to have refreshed his impression of Chinese Kung Fu movies.

It’s so explosive, so handsome, and the special effects are so great!

He looked back and found that he couldn't find many shortcomings.

He even had the urge to watch it again, not in a few days, but now!

This movie is amazing!

Pi Dan can be regarded as a person who has read countless movies, and there are only a handful of movies that can make him feel this way.

He remembered lines from the movie.

Pidan said to himself: "The artistry of this movie is really high."

My girlfriend asked in confusion: "How tall?"

Pidan smiled and said: "It's as high as the third or fourth floor."

In his opinion, this is a masterpiece.

"Xu Ye, you want to become a god!"

(End of chapter)