This Simplification Is Too Outrageous

"Friend, what do you think of this car accident?"

Qiao Yuan came to the round-faced man and patted his shoulder again.

It's very rude, just like skin and bones.

"Stand and watch."

The round-faced man said disdainfully, his eyes fixed on the driver.

Qiao Yuan looked at the sky, in broad daylight, the sky is bright!

"Friend, I just saw that you kept talking about sentencing or something."

"If you were a judge, how do you think the driver should be sentenced better?"

Hearing Qiao Yuan's words, the round-faced man's eyes lit up, his breathing became short, and he shook his shoulders.

"Intentional homicide, I think at least five years should be sentenced."

The round-faced man gave a very positive answer.

Qiao Yuan took a deep breath, the air was full of the fragrance of jasmine.

"I don't think that should be the case."

The round-faced man was surprised, then tilted his body and sneered: "This friend, what do you think?"

"Think about it, are you sure the person who was hit is dead?"

Qiao Yuan asked his own question.

…

The round-faced man rolled his eyes and said, "Nonsense, is it possible that a ghost in broad daylight can still be a ghost?"

Qiao Yuan smiled and continued: "How can you be sure that he died after being hit?"

The round-faced man raised his brows and didn't answer.

Qiao Yuan continued, "There are three possibilities."

"First, the deceased died before being hit."

"Second, the deceased died due to ineffective rescue after being hit."

"Third, the driver passed by, and the corpse moved up deliberately, causing him to be hit and killed."

"What do you think it is?"

The round-faced man didn't speak, and quietly stared at the crushed corpse in the distance.

"I think it's the third type, the driver is innocent!"

Qiao Yuan gave his answer.

…

hehe~

The round-faced man made a mocking sound.

"The deceased have all bumped into this. You said that he deliberately moved up. Do you want to face? Do you mean to ask the corpse to stand up and apologize to him?"

The round-faced man was full of disdain.

Qiao Yuan took a step forward and looked directly at the round-faced man, staring into his eyes.

"You can think that the deceased has to apologize to the driver and pay for the emotional damages."

hehe~

"You are so shameless, the dead are like this, and you still frame him!"

The round-faced man was a little excited.

"I'm sorry about his death, but everything has to be taught by the Fa. You should know the saying that the Fa is intolerant!"

The round-faced man was silent, he didn't want to argue with Qiao Yuan any more about this issue.

"You can say whatever you like, it's none of my business!"

The round-faced man shrugged and made a creaking sound, then turned to leave, but was stopped by Qiao Yuan.

For a while, the two were at a stalemate.

The round-faced man turned to the left to avoid him, but Qiao Yuan also turned to the left to stop him.

After repeatedly pulling, the round-faced man seemed a little guilty, his eyes kept rolling, and he forced himself to say calmly, "Get out of the way, I want to go home for dinner!"

However, Qiao Yuan did not let go.

"Friend, don't rush to leave, I see you are so curious about this corpse, we might as well make a bet."

Qiao Yuan glanced at the corpse again.

"Just betting on how this corpse feels when it's being crushed, I bet it's happy, how about you?"

The round-faced man looked at Qiao Yuan's right hand on his shoulder, and his face was a little displeased.

He understood that Qiao Yuan was trying to get along with him!

"I bet it's uncomfortable and in a bad mood, and even wants to jump up and kill!"

A murderous look came and locked Qiao Yuan firmly.

…

Qiao Yuan pinched the round-faced man's shoulder, and a smile appeared on his face.

"You are not it, how do you know it is not happy?"

"Hehe, you are not it, how do you know it won't be uncomfortable?"

The round-faced man returned Qiao Yuan's words intact.

A gust of breeze blew, and the atmosphere in the air suddenly became tense.

"You're right, I really don't know if it's very happy."

Qiao Yuan changed his words and continued: "But... it doesn't really matter whether it's true or not."

Qiao Yuan stretched out his left hand, squeezed it into a fist and shook it.

"It's not happy, I can beat it until it's happy!"

"Trust me on this point, I'm very good at making people happy!"

"…"

The round-faced man was silent, and after a while, he said, "What if it would rather die than be happy?"

Qiao Yuan raised his brows and said, "If it thinks so with you, then I admit that I lost."

There was a hint of astonishment on the round-faced man's face, until Qiao Yuan's next sentence made his expression instantly freeze.

"I lost the bet, but it also lost a life, I don't care, what do you think?"

creak creak ~

It seemed to be the sound of teeth grinding.

"You are so shameless"

Qiao Yuan: "Thank you for the compliment, the last alien spirit who praised me so much has now become my friend"

Round-faced man: "…"

…

After a long time, the round-faced man looked at the middle-aged man who was squatting on the ground in the distance and looked here.

At this moment... it began to make a crackling sound from its body, as if the bones were broken, collided, and reorganized.

"I was just taking a walk and he bumped me!"

"I didn't kill anyone!"

Qiao Yuan: "I know, otherwise you thought I would tell you so much, do you think you are beautiful?"

"…"

The round-faced man took a deep breath and said, "I am an officially registered alien spirit, and I am officially protected!"

It couldn't see through the man in front of him, and it seemed that he was not an awakened person, and there was no so-called spiritual energy, but it felt a huge threat from this man.

If you move, you will die!

It is not a human, it is an alien spirit, and its hobby is to be crushed. It likes the feeling of this kind of reorganization. Every bone in the body is broken, moved, and reorganized freely.

Piece into endless possibilities!

It's a wonderful feeling!

He tried trains, wagons, road rollers, mudslides…

In contrast, being hit by a car is the first time, and it is not enjoyable.

"This is my alien spirit certificate!"

tearing~

With the sound of muscle tearing, the round-faced man put his hand directly into his chest, groping... and quickly took out a document in a sealed bag.

Bloody documents!

[Code: Crusher]

【ID: yysnq4964】

[Strength: Tier 2]

[quirks: like whole body reorganization, bone displacement]

【Restricted activity area: Southern District】

[Remarks: If you find that the alien spirit is beyond the active area, please call this number immediately—028-********]

There is also a photo above, similar to the round-faced man in front of him.

Finally, there was a stamp on it.

[Special seal of Liyang City Safety Investigation Bureau]

…

"?????"

Qiao Yuan has always had doubts, since alien spirits are distinguished according to hobbies and behaviors, some hobbies are very deadly to humans, but some hobbies are harmless.

For example, a strange spirit that likes to sing and dance?

What is the official attitude towards such alien spirits?

Alien spirits are born after the death of human beings with aptitude, and this situation cannot be stopped.

Unless the world is no more dead, which obviously can't be.

There are only two attitudes.

First, behead and kill, I would rather kill a mistake than let it go.

Second, contain some basically harmless alien spirits.

A word popped up in Qiao Yuan's mind... Zhao An!

This word can be used very well for these alien spirits, and it can also solve the drawbacks of the lack of human strength in the early stage.

There is a good chance that this certificate is genuine.

…

It seems that I have to get Li Xiaoling a good citizen certificate in the future, and I am destined to be in the circle of foreign spirits in the future.

What if it is killed by the Wild Awakened?

With Li Xiaoling's strength in fighting the five scumbags, it's too dangerous!

"Since you have a good citizen certificate, I will not embarrass you. If you let me know that you will do evil in the future and dare to harm others, you will be at your own risk!"

click~

At this moment, Qiao Yuan's body turned golden, and then he squeezed his wrist until it shattered.

[Energy value +1]

After giving this Variant Spirit a lesson, Qiao Yuan turned around and prepared to solve the troubles of the middle-aged man. Compared to this dramatic car accident, his troubles were no small thing.

Behind him, the crusher looked at his shattered wrist and then at his scalded skin.

A fiery light flashed in his eyes, and his whole body trembled uncontrollably.

It was shivering with excitement!

"Friend, wait!"

The crusher's voice sounded, and then there was a hint of pleading in his tone.

"Can you...can you see it for the sake of my certificate...hit me again?"

"please!"

It swears that it has found a more comfortable thing than being run over by a car and submerged in a mudslide.

That was being hurt by Qiao Yuan.

Crushing your own bones...the strength...the temperature...

That feeling... so cool!

"????"

"you sure?"

Qiao Yuan asked suspiciously.

He had never seen such a perverted request, although it was somewhat to his taste.

"I'm sure, as long as you don't kill me!"

"Please crush my bones, my friend."

The crusher took a step back and knelt down on one knee, his eyes imploring.

Qiao Yuan: "..."

"Since you are like this, I can't justify not hitting you again."

"Well, I'll set a one-minute exercise time."

Qiao Yuan took out his phone and started timing.

There was a trace of dissatisfaction on the face of the crusher kneeling on the ground, only for a minute?

Who is this looking down on?

You must know that its highest record was repeatedly crushed by a road roller for half an hour. Even so, it felt that it had just started and was not happy.

"Trust me, after a minute you could be dead."

Then, Qiao Yuan pulled the Variant Spirit to the no-man's corner.

…

Half a minute later, Qiao Yuan shook his head and walked out, his face full of disdain.

"I thought how thick the skin was and how hard the bones were, and I begged for mercy with one punch."

Make me happy for nothing.

However...the energy value has also gained a lot.

The current energy value is 8 points.