This Simplification Is Too Outrageous
Chapter 22: What are you calling a dog!
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The situation at the scene was stalemate for a while.
"Young man, as long as you dare to go out, I will kill your woman!"
A ruthless look flashed in the village chief's eyes, and then a villager's hand holding the sickle used a little more force, and a bloodstain appeared on Wang Jing's neck.
"Qiao Yuan, save me!"
Wang Jing looked at Qiao Yuan as if asking for help, her body was trembling, and her eyes were full of fear.
"You Variant Spirit is so despicable, you even learned to threaten!"
Qiao Yuan looked at the big road that appeared behind the wooden sign. As long as he took this step, he could leave this place.
That Variant Spirit has no chance at all to stop this!
Qiao Yuan slowly raised his right foot.
All the villagers stared at Qiao Yuan with vicious eyes, and the atmosphere became more oppressive and suffocating.
The knife on Wang Jing's neck became stronger, and the blood flowed down the neck to the ground.
The scholar's Variant Spirit's hand holding the handle of the **** was constantly exerting force, and the sound of the wooden handle being crushed could even be heard in the quiet surroundings.
Swish~
Qiao Yuan scratched his raised right foot.
Then took it back.
…
The scholar's Variant Spirit's expression finally softened, and it was sure that it had mastered the weakness of this human being.
Affection, love, sympathy...
It's a tight fit!
"As long as you return the realm card to me, I can pretend that this didn't happen!"
The scholar alien spirit had a successful smile on his face.
Qiao Yuan looked at Wang Jing's pleading eyes.
Then he laughed.
"Village Chief, I'll send you one more word before leaving."
A light and fluttering sentence came, which made it a little uneasy, and the smile on its face began to gradually subside.
"As long as I have no morals, no one can kidnap me, understand?"
Qiao Yuan showed an indifferent expression and spread his hands at the same time.
Villager: "…"
Wang Jing: "…"
Nie Xiaoqian: "****"
For a while, the scene was deadlocked again.
The scholar Variant Spirit said in a cold tone: "You can try!"
It doesn't believe that Qiao Yuan would do this!
Humans shouldn't do this!
Qiao Yuan took out a piece of chocolate from his pocket, swallowed it, and said, "Just try it!"
His eyes moved to Wang Jing, whose face was full of tears.
"Wang Jing, don't worry, I will definitely avenge you. After I leave, I will compile what happened here into a novel, a TV series, and broadcast it on Golden Channel 24 hours a day!"
"It won't be long before I personally lead 100,000 awakened people to save you. Don't worry, from now on, your father will be my father, and your mother will be my mother!"
"Don't worry about it!"
Qiao Yuan said to Wang Jing seriously.
Then he turned around quickly, and walked to the road behind the realm without any hesitation.
…
Villager: "…"
Wang Jing: "…"
Nie Xiaoqian: "****"
"Young man, wait!"
Just when Qiao Yuan was about to take back the world card and leave the world forever, the scholar Variant Spirit stopped Qiao Yuan in time.
"you win!"
"Young man, you are the kindest person I have ever seen alive!"
The scholar Yiling looked at Qiao Yuan with a grim expression, wishing to strip him alive, and finally squeezed out such a sentence from the gap between his teeth.
In any case, the situation here cannot be exposed!
Absolutely not!
After hearing the voice from behind, Qiao Yuan paused and said, "What did you say, it's too far for me to hear?"
Village head: "I said you have a seed!"
Qiao Yuan: "The last sentence!"
village head:"…"
Qiao Yuan bent down and kept shaking the boundary card, as if it would be pulled up in the next second.
Seeing this scene in the eyes of the scholar's alien spirit, his eyelids jumped wildly.
"I said you won!"
Qiao Yuan: "Speak louder, I can't hear you!"
The scholar alien roared:
"you win!!"
"Won!!"
"That's it!!"
"…"
Huge sound waves hit all directions, echoing constantly, and the whole earth trembled for a while, as if it was about to shatter, and the dust was flying.
ba~
Frightened, Qiao Yuan accidentally pulled out the boundary card.
The village in front of him disappeared in an instant.
Villager: "…"
Wang Jing: "…"
Nie Xiaoqian: "…"
Scholar Spirit: "..."
…
After a minute.
The smoke cleared, and the villagers looked at the figure that had disappeared in the distance, and their eyes focused on the village chief again.
At this moment, the scholar's Variant Spirit's face is ashen, his eyes are full of strong killing intent, his body exudes a terrifying aura, and the entire space seems to be shaking.
The villagers bowed their heads in fear.
The scholar alien spirit looked at the last place where he disappeared.
It found that it really couldn't understand this human this time.
Suddenly, there was a wave of fluctuations in the air in front of him.
A road appeared in front of the villagers again.
Qiao Yuan's figure reappeared, still bending over to pull out the world card.
"What are you calling a dog!"
"I ask you, what's your dog's name!"
"Next time you shout so loudly, the village will be settled for you!!"
As soon as Qiao Yuan met, he shouted at the villagers.
Villager: "…"
village head:"…"
Wang Jing: "…"
Nie Xiaoqian: "****"
…
"I will return her to you, you have to keep it secret!"
The scholar alien spirit suppressed the anger in his heart and said.
It did not have full confidence to kill Qiao Yuan in front of him, because it saw the golden light film on Qiao Yuan's body last night.
"Okay, I've been honest since I was a child. If you don't believe me, ask her. She has a blind date with me and knows my details."
Qiao Yuan nodded slightly, stood up straight and pointed at Wang Jing.
Wang Jing: "…"
The scholar alien spirit waved his hand with a gloomy face, and the villagers behind him let go of Wang Jing.
Wang Jing swayed and ran quickly to Qiao Yuan's side. She never dreamed that so many things happened in just a few days.
terrible!
"and many more!"
Qiao Yuan immediately stopped Wang Jing from approaching and took a few steps back.
"This is fake, I want it to be real!"
Qiao Yuan looked at Wang Jing indifferently.
"Qiao Yuan, what are you talking about? I'm Wang Jing!"
Wang Jing trembled and looked at Qiao Yuan in disbelief, not understanding why he said that.
Qiao Yuan bent down and put his hands on the card, looked at Wang Jing and said in a deep voice, "The day after our blind date, when you and Li Xiaoling took a bath, which hand did you use to rub her back?"
"You only have three seconds to answer!"
The villagers looked at Wang Jing in unison.
In an instant, Wang Jing's face was as red as a monkey's buttocks, and angrily shouted: "I don't know what you are talking about!"
"one"
Wang Jing bit her lip and looked at Qiao Yuan with watery eyes.
"two"
Wang Jing's face was constantly changing, and she was choosing between shame and life. She realized that Qiao Yuan was real.
Just when Qiao Yuan was about to say three, Wang Jing roared with a nervous breakdown.
"Right hand!"
"Are you satisfied!"
…
woohoo…
There was a cry from the silent village.
This time, Wang Jing felt ashamed that she had been thrown into the sky.
No... not just people!
Qiao Yuan stood up with a smile on his face, then waved his hand to signal Wang Jing to come over.
Wang Jing's body was tense and her fists were clenched tightly. She wanted to stubbornly stay away from this man, but... her body was dishonestly walking towards Qiao Yuan.
"Qiao Yuan, you swear, never put..."
bang~
Qiao Yuan's whole body flashed with golden light, and he punched directly through Wang Jing's chest.
Before Wang Jing could finish speaking, she only felt pain in her body and lowered her head subconsciously, seeing Qiao Yuan's fist pierced through her body, her consciousness became blurred, and she fell to the ground.
Qiao Yuan withdrew his magic power and calmly looked at the scholar alien spirit.
"Can you instantly spy on the thoughts of other people's brains?"
"It's so perverted!"
When he had a video call with Li Xiaoling that day, Wang Jing just handed a towel and did not participate.
But the fake Wang Jing's answer just now was exactly the same as the picture in Qiao Yuan's mind.
Just a simple test.
However, Qiao Yuan also found the weakness of this ability, that is, he couldn't spy on all his memories.
Ignoring the corpse on the ground, Qiao Yuan looked at the alien spirit scholar in the distance.
…
"Guess what's on my mind right now?"
The scholar Variant Spirit looked at Qiao Yuan quietly, and then seemed to sense something, his face was ashen as if he was going to runaway at any time, very ferocious and terrifying, his eyes were red and full of bloodthirsty.
"You know, the human imagination has always been rich!"
"Since you spied the picture, can we talk about it now?"
"The picture in my mind is very shameful. I don't think you want to let it happen, right? You are a cultural person, and you should know how to choose!"
"Li Xiaoling and Wang Jing, I want these two to appear in front of me now, immediately, immediately, otherwise...you can do it!"
Qiao Yuan moved the boundary card on the ground again, this time he was serious, he didn't have so much time to spend with this unknown spirit.
If you really reach the last step, you will leave immediately, retreat for a year, and blow this strange place with one punch!
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The scholar Yiling finally compromised, and two villagers in the distance came over with Li Xiaoling and Wang Jing, who were tied with five flowers. UU reading www. uukanshu.com
It doesn't understand, doesn't understand, it's clearly pinching Qiao Yuan, how can it be pinched?
You are the kidnapper!
"Qiao Yuan!"
The two roared in unison, but their expressions were different.
Li Xiaoling was surprised because he knew Qiao Yuan's strength, but Wang Jing was surprised and scared, she didn't know why Qiao Yuan was here.
When the two expressionless villagers escorted them to three meters in front of Qiao Yuan, Qiao Yuan stopped them.
This ability to instantly spy on memory is really perverted, and Qiao Yuan doesn't know if this Variant Spirit will play tricks.
Maybe it's true this time, maybe it's fake again, who can tell if it's true or not!
In short, using the golden light film to verify whether a person is an alien spirit has greatly reduced the authority of this method.
"Li Xiaoling, what kind of knot did I tie you with when I tied you with silk stockings that night?"
"Wang Jing, what did your aunt say about me?"
The two were silent, not knowing what the **** Qiao Yuan was doing.
However, at this time, Qiao Yuan frowned, because his brain was recalling some abnormal pictures, which was used to disturb the prying eyes of the scholar's alien spirit.
But it's clear that this approach won't last long, and these chaotic images are too much to think about.
"Answer me quickly!"
Qiao Yuan roared.
The two of them were shocked. They had never seen Qiao Yuan like this before, and they obviously realized the seriousness of the matter.
Li Xiaoling: "Bowtie"
Wang Jing: "honest person"
In the distance, the scholar Variant Spirit looked at Qiao Yuan with strange eyes. After reading the picture in Qiao Yuan's mind, it took a long while to spit out five words.
"It's really perverted to play!"
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