This person is too serious

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Before dawn, the chariot sent by Xihe was already waiting outside Fengchun Hall.

Wu Wang was pulled up from the bed by Lin Suqing early in the morning – the kind that wakes up during meditation.

Putting on a fine gown and a jade-inlaid belt, Wu Wang said, “Don’t worry too much about it”, but when Yu Fanman brought the bronze mirror, he still couldn’t help but look at it a few times.

On the contrary, he looks a bit like an ordinary official in Tiangong.

“Let’s go,” Wu Huang stretched his sleeves, couldn’t help yawning, and walked out of the hall with his hands behind his hands.

With a flash of light green divine light, Shao Si Ming appeared on the road ahead, and said with a smile, “What are you going to teach the ten highnesses today?”

Wu Wang thought about it carefully, and then thought about it carefully, and finally the corner of his mouth twitched: “Teach them how to cook wings with honey sauce.”

“what?”

Shao Si Ming was obviously stunned, but Lin Suqing covered his mouth and smiled lightly, and explained a few words in Shao Si Ming’s ear, it was nothing more than saying that Wu Wang was talking nonsense.

Wu Wang stepped out of the hall with a smile.

Look at the vastness of the highlands that day, watch the surging sea of ​​clouds;

Wu Wang only felt refreshed, with thousands of passions brewing in his chest, he almost couldn’t hold back his voice and sang loudly.

Fortunately, Young Master Xiong was thin-skinned, so he let go of those guards from hundreds of clans.

Jiaolong whizzed, a chariot rushed over from the side and stopped firmly in front of Wu Huang.

This is not the Sun Goddess’ chariot, but the dragon pulling the chariot is somewhat familiar. It should be the coolies on the Sun God chariot, whose surplus value is squeezed by Xihe.

Wu Wang jumped up with a vigorous step, and sat firmly.

On the side, two goddess generals appeared in the driving position, and they shook their long whips handsomely. The two dragons swam forward, and the chariot began to accelerate steadily.

The chariot of the Goddess Yuri’s family is really extraordinary.

The start was smooth and the acceleration was uniform, which did not give Wu Wang a strong sense of pushing back, but reached a top speed in a short period of time, and the entire chariot turned into golden light and shot towards the East China Sea.

Wu Wang took out the scroll that he carried with him, held the book and read the words on it, somewhat absent-minded.

The moonlight last night was just right, he and Shao Siming drank in front of the window sill, they talked a lot and were very close to each other, but Wu Wang couldn’t think of many distracting thoughts in his heart, he just kissed her forehead, and then hugged and looked at her. One night the moon.

This……

So much so that Wu Wang began to suspect that his friendship with Fairy Ling did not open the door of lust, but satisfied his own curiosity.

He knows the taste by eating marrow, and he also admits that he is a layman in his bones.

But his own self-control is actually stronger because of this.

Cough, this is definitely not because there are too many return visits to the garden, it is purely out of respect for future partners.

Although the relationship between him and Shao Siming is sincere, it is still at the level of confidantes for the time being. He wants to go a step further, besides the accumulation of time, he needs to have more emotional exchanges.

Although he felt gentle and close last night, if he behaved too much, Shao Siming might run away immediately.

Thinking of this, Wu Huang sighed softly, allowing himself to study quietly, while monitoring the direction of the chariot; lest he be tricked and capsize in the gutter.

Moving forward and moving forward, the sun is getting closer.

Flying over layers of mountains, crossing the vast plains of Dongye, and crossing the turbulent East China Sea, Wu Wang once again saw the sacred tree that was almost inserted into the void—the hibiscus tree.

The straightness of hibiscus wood, such asThe pine is like a cypress, and on the wide and green leaves like an island, there is a strong essence of the sun.

Xihe’s main hall is at the top of Fusang Shenmu.

Under the sunlight, the golden roof of the main hall reflected endless brilliance, as if waves of heat were blowing towards our faces.

The forward speed of the chariot began to decrease steadily.

A golden-armored general flew out of the hall, forming two rows from the front of the hall, and the team extended ten miles away.

Another goddess brought a rainbow and a morning glow, paved a road of colorful light, and spread it straight to the area where the chariot stopped.

Wu Wang looked at Yanggu below calmly, his vision and sense of immortality were blocked by hibiscus wood; he turned over and got out of the car, and a beautiful maid in cool clothes greeted him in front of him, and bowed to Wu Wang.

“Greetings to Lord Fengchunshen, please come with us.”

“It’s time to work.”

Wu Wang responded with a smile, his eyes flicked across the only gauze skirts of these maids, and he couldn’t help but compare them with those of the maids in the Moon Palace.

Relatively speaking, Chang Xi’s maids are more conservative.

I don’t know if it was because it was Wu Wang who greeted him today, and the maids Wu Wang saw were all from the human race, and the blood of the human race was very pure.

He walked all the way forward, and whenever the figures of those maids flickered, Wu Wang would also use a little magic power to shrink the ground into an inch.

Although Wu Wang is not very good at the Dao of Qiankun, his own accomplishments are also higher than these maids.

Arriving at the gate of the palace, a soft sigh came from inside:

“Finally, I am looking forward to the arrival of Lord Fengchun God.”

Wu Wang looked up, only to see the Queen of Heaven Xihe in a golden dress sitting on the throne, without makeup or jade hairpins, but her natural grace and luxury made her beauty even more thrilling .

Wu Wang clasped his hands in salute from a distance, and said loudly, “My lord Xihe!”

“My lord, Fengchunshen, no courtesy, let’s have a banquet.”

Xi He stood up from the throne, his long hair formed into clouds on his own, the golden skirt on his body shone with golden light, and some fabric was added on the chest, waist, and under the hem of the skirt.

Under the guidance of the maid, Wu Wang walked to the round table filled with delicacies.

He regretted why he didn’t bring Shao Siming over.

I have a snack at home, so it’s a pity that I can’t taste the delicious food here.

Xi He strolled over, sat on the main seat generously, took Wu Wang’s position beside him, and said slowly:

“Don’t be cautious, I’m of the same generation as your mother, and you can be considered my nephew.”

“Hey, Auntie is good.”

Wu Wang climbed up along the pole, greeted him with a smile, pulled his seat far away, and then sat down.

However, Xi He rolled his eyes angrily at the “Auntie”.

She said: “I don’t know how your mother, who is so young and never disturbs the dust, gave birth to you who are so cunning.”

“The main reason is that my father’s blood is relatively good,” Wu Wang said with a smile, “My father, Xiong Han, is also a humorous person in private.”

Xi He shook his head, raised his hand to make a gesture, and all the maids bowed their heads and retreated.

But Wu Wang said: “Auntie, it seems a little inappropriate for us to talk in private, I’m afraid it will arouse the suspicion of seniors.”

“If you’re worried, just take a photo bead yourself,” Xi He said indifferently, “I just don’t like crowds, and I don’t have any secrets to tell.”

“That’s why I have a bit of a villain’s heart.”

Wu Wang smiled, and casually took out two photo orbs and placed them on the table.

Xi He smiled and said, “You are so vigilant, but you can’t use it on the right path.”

“Why did Auntie say that?”

Xi He smiled without saying a word, as if he had other deep meanings.

Wu Wang didn’t dwell too much on these two sentences, and said with a smile, “Auntie asked me to teach…”

“Don’t call it that.”

“Auntie asked me to teach your highnesses, but I don’t know how to teach them specifically, and how to help them open up their spiritual wisdom.”

Xi He’s forehead was obviously tensed, and he took a sip from his wine glass, making his smile bright again.

She didn’t answer, but said: “Your Majesty met you in Fengchun God Realm before, what did you say?”

Seeing that she finally got to the point, Wu didn’t joke much.

He said: “Master Xihe, why don’t you ask Senior?”

Xihe was silent.

Wu Wang took a bite of the flesh in front of him, it melted in his mouth, the fragrance lingered on his lips and teeth, and what he served was a rare delicacy in the world.

He said with a smile: “Could it be that there is a gap between Master Xihe and Senior Heavenly Emperor?”

“I invited you here, and I don’t want to hide this from you.”

Xi He lowered his eyes and sighed softly, feeling somewhat resentful.

She said: “Since His Majesty came back from Human Domain, although he is still His Majesty, there are always some differences.”

“Oh?” Wu Wang put down his chopsticks, “I would like to hear more about it.”

“I have my own plan to tell you this,” Xi He said, “Your Majesty seems to have become a little worried and fidgety, he seems to be afraid of something, every time I try to talk to him about it, he will attribute the reason Yu Zhulong.”

Wu Wang said: “Isn’t the candle dragon the most troublesome existence in the world?”

“But such a threat has already existed,” Xi and Feng’s eyes flashed two golden lights, “This rarely happened before he was taken away by Fuxi.”

“this……”

“You are also a witness to this incident, and you even talked with Fuxi’s remnant soul,” Xihe stared at Wu Wang, “Is Fuxi really dead?”

Wu Wang pondered a few times, but didn’t know how to answer.

Xihe asked again: “Is it His Majesty, Fuxi, or the new consciousness after the fusion of Your Majesty and Fuxi that returned to the Heavenly Palace?”

Wu vainly said: “Master Xihe, how could you have such absurd idea?”

Xi He sighed: “Because what I see most in him is the shadow of the old Taoist who climbed to the fairyland.”

Wu Wang couldn’t help asking: “How about the specifics? Are there any examples?”

Xi He thought carefully, but when he said the next words, he didn’t feel embarrassed at all, as if he was talking about some trivial things that couldn’t be more ordinary:

“Your Majesty and I are husband and wife, from ancient times, we have always been in love.

In the past, my intercourse with His Majesty was always through the union of snake body and mind and soul, not only for pleasure, but also to explore the truth between heaven and earth, and to complement my own understanding of our respective avenues.

It was by virtue of this method that he gradually mastered the avenue of time included in the avenue of order. ”

Wu Wang showed a clear face, and leaned back slightly: “What about now?”

Xi He couldn’t help but put his hands on his forehead, and said: “Mostly in the human body, purely for fun.”

“This?!”

“Your Majesty seems to be deliberately hiding many things from me,” Xi He said, “If Your Majesty loses trust in me, then I should also think about the future.”

At this point, Xi He stared at Wu Wang, as if he wanted to see some flaws in Wu Wang’s expression.

But soon, Xi He was a little disappointed.

Wu Wang sat there thinking quietly, with a bit of surprise on his face, as if he couldn’t believe what Xi He said.

Wu Huang said: “Master Xihe, do you have any other proofs? This does not prove that Senior Heavenly Emperor has really changed himself.”

“Then you and I might as well exchange a secret.”

Xi He smiled and said, “You always ask me to say these things, don’t you earn information for nothing?”

“What secret do I have?” Wu Huang smiled and said, “Master Xihe really flattered me.”

Xi He suddenly asked: “When the Queen Mother of the West was looking for you, did you see those old gods?”

“Old Gods?” Wu Wang frowned immediately, “This is not the first time I’ve heard this name. They seem to be the remaining gods of the first generation of gods, and they secretly control the Great Wilderness, right?”

“You really don’t know?”

“Why does Master Xihe also think that I will know about them?”

A little helpless expression appeared on Wu Wang’s face, “Let’s talk about how to teach your highnesses, I always feel that talking to you about this is like playing with fire, it’s very dangerous.”

Xi He smiled, seemed to hesitate to speak, but finally just shook his head slightly.

She said: “Although I know that you are pretending to be confused, but your acting skills are really rare. Go, my son is in the side temple pool, you first get to know them and let them accept you before talking about other things.”

Wu Wang let out a long breath of relief, his eyes were full of relaxation, he stuffed his mouth with his mouth again, got up and bowed to leave.

After walking a few steps, Wu Wang suddenly stopped.

He said: “There is something, I think it’s better to talk to Master Xihe.”

“what?”

“The last time senior walked with me in Fengchun God Realm, we were actually talking about Heng’e.

You should know the origin of Heng’e.

The senior seems to be dissatisfied with this, and he once threatened me that if I can’t handle the conflict between the living beings and the Heavenly Palace, and integrate the forces in the heaven and earth to fight against the candle dragon, then he might take the beauty and leave, and wait for him Day, a comeback. ”

Wu vainly clasped his hands together and walked towards the side hall.

Xi He sat behind the table with a calm expression and didn’t move for a long time.

…

After a while.

Standing under a ‘miniature’ hibiscus tree, Wu Wang looked at the nine beautiful three-legged golden crows in front of him, his eyes were full of smiles.

He took two cloth bags, wrapped each piece of dried meat in Xianli, and handed them to these golden crows, interpreting the greatest kindness with a smile.

The golden crows tilted their heads to look at it, tried to peck a few times, and soon began to eat with relish.

Wu Wang didn’t feed these noble highnesses like birds, he wrapped them in celestial power and sent them over one by one!

Although the principle is indeed the same.

Why did Xi He suddenly say this to himself?

Is it a test, or is he deliberately expressing his dissatisfaction with the emperor in exchange for his trust?

Sure enough, the last time I went to the Queen Mother of the West, there were indeed many hidden dangers.

Wu Wanglue was in a daze, but at this moment he was already sitting on the futon, with a collection of poems in front of him, and began to read poems for His Highnesses.

It is impossible to read scriptures.

If he read some weird sentence and accidentally made these golden crows open their minds, wouldn’t he be a sinner?

After reciting poems about red apricots, after singing poems about visiting gardens.

Wu Huang hurriedly got up, cupped his hands towards the nine golden crows, left behind a pack of dried meat, and slipped away quietly.

He went around under the hibiscus tree, took the road to Zhongshan, and returned to the Heavenly Palace by himself.On the hibiscus wooden roof, Xi He stood in front of the palace gate and watched Wu Wang’s leaving back quietly, with a sneer on the corner of his mouth.

“This little slicker.”

Behind Xi He, two groups of black shadows condensed into human silhouettes, bowing to Xi He.

“My lord, what this son said should be unbelievable.”

“If you have any doubts, you might as well talk to His Majesty frankly. If there is a gap between Your Majesty and Your Majesty, the world will be in danger.”

“Well,” Xi He nodded lightly, “That’s exactly what I mean, you don’t have to worry, how can your Majesty and I, who have been a couple for hundreds of thousands of years, be shaken by a few words from outsiders.”

The two groups of black shadows let out a sigh of relief, and each of them dissipated invisible.

What they didn’t see was that two sharp lights flashed across Xi He’s eyes.

…

“The weather is so sunny today, and the fragrance of flowers is everywhere.”

At dusk, on the edge of Tiangong.

Wu Huang returned on a cloud, casually expressing the poetic quality in his heart, with a bit of emotion in his eyes.

The scenery of Zhongshan is really good.

On the road in Qingqiu, there are really beautiful women like clouds.

He floated straight towards the Temple of Fengchun, and it was inevitable to greet some gods he “encountered” along the way.

Approaching the Temple of Fengchun, a small god hurried over with several priests in robes, saluted Wu Huang from a distance, and shouted:

“My lord! Slow down, my lord!”

Wu Wang turned his head to look, showed a warm smile, and said, “What are you doing?”

“My lord, look at me, look at me,” the little god nodded and bowed, and said with a smile, “the little god has met you before.”

Wu Huang smiled and said: “Naturally, God Guilin, how can I forget?”

“Hey, yes! My lord, you can remember the little god, it is really the blessing of the little god!”

Guilin God suddenly smiled, and said:

“Recently, the little god is on duty at the Heaven’s Punishment Pond, no, just now a cultivator from the human domain has made a breakthrough, and it seems that he is going to reach the extraordinary realm.

The little god took a closer look, it was actually rumored that your residence in the Human Domain is the Mie, Mietian Black Wind Shower Great Demon Sect? ”

“Mie Tian Hei wants to face the Great Demon Sect of the Wind.”

“Yes, yes, it is here! There is a woman who is going to cross the catastrophe! Would you like to go to the Heavenly Punishment Pond to have a look?”

“woman?”

Wu Huang raised his eyebrows, Miao Cuijiao has improved by leaps and bounds under the guidance of Yun Zhongjun’s elder brother?

He asked: “I’m going to observe… Is this reasonable?”

“That’s reasonable! My lord, you are the counselor of Tianzheng Hall, what can’t you do?”

Guilin God whispered: “The strength of this catastrophe is not up to you.”

“Go! Take a look!”

Wu Wang waved his hand, and the God of Guilin immediately nodded and smiled, leading the way for Wu Wang.

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