This person is too serious

Unspeakable Anecdotes Between the Young Master and the Senior [Volume Final Chapter]

In front of Elder Miao’s small building.

The Great Elder stood with his hands behind his back, his own aura completely enveloped the small building.

Zhang Mushan and Yang Wudi were also standing behind the First Elder, their expressions were somewhat stagnant, like wooden sculptures, and they seemed to have lost their souls, and they couldn’t take a few breaths for a long time.

They stood within the breath enchantment of the great elder, and they could still hear the voice from the small building behind them:

“Drink this? Our Kitano tonic.”

“Drink the old man’s, the fine wine from 30,000 years ago.”

“Won’t this thing go bad? Thirty thousand years? The aura in the wine must have dissipated long ago.”

“You still pick and chooseFour? Don’t be angry with me today!

This is the wine brewed by the extraordinary masters of the Dao of Wine Cultivation! The only drink I can get drunk on, if you don’t want to drink it, I won’t give it back. ”

“Come on, I’ll give you a full compliment, congratulations on your great power today and beating up the boss!”

Is this true?

At the window of the room, Mao Aowu looked around vigilantly. After all, he was a man who had dinner with His Majesty the Emperor, so he was not too shocked by this scene.

Ji Mo and Lin Qi were hit a little harder, and their faces turned pale.

The two brothers looked at each other, and they both saw the disbelief in each other’s eyes; they turned their heads to look at the old and the young sitting opposite each other on the soft couch, pinched each other’s thighs, and repeatedly confirmed whether it was a dream.

Wu Wang asked: “Let the two of them come to the table too, aren’t they all the younger generation you are optimistic about?”

“Teacher can’t!”

Lin Qi hurriedly said: “How can Brother Ji and I dare to drink at the same table with Your Majesty!

We just stand here, if the teacher has any orders, just call us! ”

Zimmer:

He actually wanted to get over it.

Shennong smiled and said, “Is there only wine but no food? You are such a big suzerain, how do you treat guests like this?”

“Su Qing go get some good food, don’t disturb other people.”

“Hey, hey!”

Lin Suqing’s voice trembled slightly, she jumped directly to the window, and ran away without a trace.

Elder Miao bowed his head and walked to the stairs beside him, and quickly changed into a warm yellow dress that was decent and elegant without revealing anything at all, and stood quietly in the corner, ready to serve as a maid at any time.

Seeing this, Wu Wang secretly thought it was a pity.

If Fairy Ling is here, the saint and witch will add wine and vegetables, and then have a drink with Senior Human Sovereign.

It can be considered that life has reached a small climax, and life has a small peak!

Holding the wine cup in both hands, Wu Wang lightly touched the old man, and each took a small sip. The taste of thirty thousand years ago spread from the tip of the tongue, but it was a real spicy feeling.

It’s so powerful.

Shennong asked, “Do you know everything about the north?”

“Da Si Ming, the rumored great god, is really ruthless,” Wu Wang sighed with a smile, “He actually arranged a Tiangong defeat directly.”

“What is a big defeat? We are just a small victory.”

Shen Nong whispered:

“The way of their dead or injured gods was suppressed by the Heavenly Palace, and it took a few years to cultivate new little gods.

The ones who were killed or injured by us were actually the supernatural beings who had realized their enlightenment and promotion.

What you just told them has actually happened, but the news has been suppressed by the old man, but it is unknown how long it will be suppressed. ”

Wu Huang said: “Relying on the means of gods and spirits, spreading rumors in the human realm is nothing to blame.”

clatter!

The wine cup touched lightly, and the tired look on His Majesty’s face faded a little.

Shennong smiled and said: “That’s right, it’s like that Qiongqi, who is the best at deceiving people and instigating troubles. When it comes to fighting, it hides farther than anyone else. I can’t beat him if I want to.”

“Senior, you are not injured.”

Shennong said: “It’s nothing more than the commanding officer, and it’s not the emperor of heaven. You also said so many troublesome things just now. If you are asked to make decisions for the human domain, how will you deal with it?”

Wu Wang said: “Senior, you must not accept my decision.”

“Let’s just say it,” Shennong stared at Wu Wang, “Are you beating around the bush and scolding the old man for not speaking out?”

“It’s not a big misunderstanding. I admire you so much, senior. How can you say this?”

Wu Huang smiled and said:

“I’m just saying that my personality is different from yours, senior, and the decisions I make are also different.

If I were a senior, I wouldn’t be too hesitant now. I would directly summon experts, call to Tiangong, and then call in one or two helpers.

The initiative should be in your own hands. ”

Shennong scolded: “How can it be so simple? If Tiangong is really so easy to deal with, why should I wait until today? You don’t understand anything.”

Wu Wang immediately stared back, “I don’t understand, you didn’t tell those secrets!”

Several other people in the room were really worried, for fear that their suzerain, brother Wu Wang, and teacher would be slapped into meatloaf by His Majesty the Emperor.

The honest Lin Qi was still thinking about how to defend the teacher;

The far-sighted Ji Mo has already started to think about how to write wreaths and elegiac couplets!

Elder Miao bowed his head forward, pursed his lips, restrained his charm to the minimum, and refilled the wine for His Majesty the Emperor.

The door was pushed open carefully, Lin Su Qingxiang was dripping with sweat, wrapped seven or eight plates of carefully selected appetizers with magic power, and placed them on the low table.

Finally got a little drink.

The two drank silently for a while, both of them a little drunk. The 30,000-year-old wine has a unique charm.

“How is the senior going to deal with it?”

“Malingering.”

Shennong said indifferently: “Responding to all changes without changing, it is said that it is the price of prolonging life, and you cannot move around at will later.

Tiangong wants us to feel that they are no longer a threat, so let’s also make Tiangong feel that their chance to make a move is coming soon. ”

Use the tactics of suspicious soldiers to counter the tactics of suspicious soldiers?Wu Wang raised his eyebrows, this was something he hadn’t thought of before, after careful consideration, it was quite a clever strategy.

“But Wu Huang,” Shen Nong said, “Although I know that your heart is not in the human realm and your ambition is not in the old man’s place, but in the next hundred years, I still hope that you can stand up and do something for the old man.”

Wu Wang frowned slightly: “It’s too uncomfortable to be an official in the human domain. As a suzerain, I have to hang on to the sect’s livelihood all day long, worry about the sect’s disciples’ cultivation, and give them a strict concept of how to behave and do things.

I can’t do anything else. ”

“Could it be that the young man whom the old man is optimistic about is afraid?”

“Such a simple method of provoking generals is useless,” Wu Huang said with a smile, “Can’t the seniors in Renhuang Pavilion and Sihai Pavilion do it?”

“They are all rare talents.”

Shennong said with a smile: “Even before, in order to make the emperor’s position stable and transition, the old man also cultivated a group of talents for the next emperor, the Xiaojian you already know is one of them.”

Wu Wang:

“Senior, can the Thirteen Cold Light Swords really be refined into one sword?”

“Of course, this is actually not safe. It should let him save extra moves and burst out all his strength in an instant.”

Shennong leaned forward with the wine cup, but Wu Wang didn’t dare to refuse, and greeted him with the wine cup.

The old senior said again: “Don’t change the topic, the old man came to invite you in person, isn’t it enough face?”

Wu Wang pulled an ugly smile, “I want to say”

“Why doesn’t this old man understand you? We both love grandparents.”

Shennong smiled and said:

“You have a lot of self-esteem, thinking that the old man asked you to take up an important position because he wanted to tie you to the chariot of Human Domain.

No need, no need to think so much, Human Domain has never had expectations for any gods, Human Domain relies only on himself, and can only be himself, otherwise such a long time, three generations of emperors, Human Domain has long been disintegrated by the gods up.

The old man values ​​three things about you: first, you are a human, second, you always have all kinds of weird ideas, and third, your strength. ”

“What’s the matter?”

“Speaking of this matter, the old man is also a little strange.”

Shennong looked Wu Huang up and down, wondering: “You obviously grew up under the light of the gods, how do you feel, you are even more unbelievers than the old man.”

“this”

Wu Wang took a peanut-shaped spiritual fruit and threw it into his mouth, chewing it was full of fragrance, “My mother taught me.”

“Oh?”

Shennong took a sip of Daojiu, “How did you teach me?”

“Cough, senior, look, everything in this world”

Make it up, make it up quickly, if you don’t confuse the old man today, he will be sorry for the philosophy class that took up one-third of the total class hours when he was trained as a volunteer in his previous life!

Not only Shennong, everyone in the room looked at Wu Huang’s face, more or less expectant.

This is a discussion with His Majesty the Emperor.

Wu Wang said: “My mother said that everything in the world actually exists by itself. Senior, look at this wine cup. The original material for making it is clay, was it created by us?”

“I’m not.”

“This is the case with all things, not created by us, but can be influenced by us.

Here I want to popularize two concepts, one is consciousness, which is the thinking and thoughts of all spirits, which are the thoughts produced by our flesh;

The other is heaven and earth, which is the boundary we live in, with mud, sand, wind, frost, rain and dew, and the sky full of stars.

Consciousness and matter are the foundation of this world, and consciousness is the product of long-term accumulation of matter. ”

Shen Nong asked: “How to explain the innate god?”

Wu Huan rolled his eyes, and said seriously: “Tao is an invisible thing, but it is a tangible principle. The innate gods are born from the Dao, and they are conceived and nurtured by this heaven and earth.

Hundred Clans can be regarded as an extension of the innate god consciousness, but it is independent of the innate god consciousness.

You see, matter and consciousness are not all aligned? ”

Shennong smiled and said, “It seems to make sense.”

Wu Wang said: “Looking at the gods from this angle, is there anything to be awe-inspiring about?

Every conscious body that thinks independently has the right to survive in this world;

Failure to respect this right of other conscious bodies is doomed to be overthrown by more conscious bodies.

Senior, you said that the innate god who can only control the Dao, but cannot modify the Dao, can he call himself a god?

Just the steward of this world. ”

“hahahahahahahahahaha!”

Shennong slapped his legs and laughed loudly, “You bastard, you can say something that makes this old man happy.”

“This is called ideological resonance.”

clatter.

The son-in-law touched the wine cup, drank a cup each, looked at each other and laughed.

“Lingtang has a good opinion,” Shennong said in admiration, “If there is a chance, I really want to discuss with Lingtang.”

Wu Huang smiled and said, “I will see you at the engagement banquet.”

“Do you still want to arrange a wedding banquet?”

Shennong stared at Wu Huang, his old face was already a little blush.

“The old man doesn’t force you either, lest you get the reputation of being a big bully.

Oops, just killed a ferocious god, that ferocious god has a lot of divine power, the old man is still strugglingIt took a lot of effort to erase the remaining consciousness of this fierce god, so that its divine power was completely preserved.

Forget it, no one would use it.”

“senior!”

Wu Huang grabbed Shennong’s hand holding the wine, his eyes were full of light, “I can do it!”

“Yo, all right?”

“certainly!”

Wu Wang patted his chest, his face flushed, and he shouted righteously:

“You just tell me what to do! I am a brick in Human Domain, and I can move it wherever I need it!

Go to the Renhuang Pavilion to be the owner of the pavilion or the Sihai Pavilion to be the pavilion boss? It’s better to open a new pavilion, and I will help you catch the mice in the human domain. ”

A few people on the side were dumbfounded.

Lin Suqing couldn’t help poking her own eyes, Elder Miao even frowned and pursed her lips, a little unbelievable what she saw.

Ji Mo and Lin Qi’s eyes were shining brightly, and they looked at Wu Huang with admiration.

Shennong waved his hands again and again: “This is too forcing you.”

“As a human race, shouldn’t we make our own contributions to the Human Domain?”

Wu Huanglang said, “Senior, your business is my business! You arrange it directly, and it is our duty to overcome difficulties.

My great-grandfather said well, even if there are no difficulties, then create difficulties and overcome them! ”

Shennong narrowed his eyes with a smile, took out a scroll from his sleeve, and said slowly:

“This is a letter of introduction. In a few months, when the turmoil outside subsides, you can report to the Renhuang Pavilion and become a small official to deal with the follow-up situation.

On weekdays, you are still cultivating in the extermination of the sect, if you need to come forward, you can do so. ”

“no problem.”

Wu Wang dragged the scroll away, and said with a smile: “Look at those divine powers, no one else can use them.”

“I will give you 10% every year, all with Liu Bairen.”

Is it okay to pay in installments?

“Ten years”

“It’s all for you, can you just swallow it?”

“Hey, that’s right,” Wu Wang held up the wine bottle, “After that, please take care of me, senior.”

“It’s easy to say, easy to say,” Shennong smiled with squinted eyes, and this smile made Wu Huang feel a little bit of a sense of crisis.

But that is the real fierce god, not the blood of the fierce god and the blood of the fierce god, and this is the opportunity for his combat power to take off!

Shennong said: “Wuwang, since your cultivation level is relatively low, your spiritual thoughts and physical strength have already made some achievements, why don’t you practice some methods of human body cultivation?”

“I had such an idea before, it’s not because I have been busy all the time.”

“You know, that Xing Tian abolished the original baptism of divine power and switched to the method of physical cultivation, and his strength has grown by leaps and bounds.”

Shen Nong praised: “If it wasn’t for this guy’s unhappiness and too much acceptance of death, the old man would have directly established him as the heir to train him, and he would be able to fight against the gods at this time.”

Wu Fan laughed secretly in his heart, Xing Tian was like a god of war.

Shennong deliberately persuaded him: “As long as you endure hardships in physical training, have enough talent, and have sufficient resources for cultivation, your strength will improve quite quickly;

You have changed like that, and you have the supernatural power of the stars to quench your body. It’s a pity if you don’t cultivate your body.

It is good to master some tactics. ”

“Cultivation, just repair it when you turn back,” Wu said with a smile, “How can you improve the Dao realm if you don’t understand the Dao, and how can you increase your lifespan if you don’t improve the Dao realm?”

“I’m not in a hurry now,” Shennong said, “Your lifespan is less than tens of thousands now, so you don’t have to force your way in such a complicated situation.

The most important thing is to quickly increase combat power. ”

Wu Wang nodded seriously, “Then look back, senior, help me find a teacher.”

“I’ll ask Liu Bairen to guide you personally.”

“Liu Ge majored in physical training?”

“Cultivate concurrently,” Shen Nong said with a smile, “This guy can receive the palm of the old man with all his strength, and he will do the most to kill that fierce god.”

“Then I’ll prepare some more gifts for Pavilion Master Liu.”

“Hahaha! Don’t spoil the atmosphere of the old man Renhuang Pavilion!”

After a few clicks, the two clinked glasses continuously.

Chatting, chatting, talking about the vicissitudes of the human realm, and criticizing the gods is nothing more than that.

If you cover their figures and find someone to listen to outside the window, you may think that these two people are really bragging.

In the midst of drunkenness, Shennong called Lin Qi to the front, patted Lin Qi on the shoulder casually, and helped Lin Qi start the first stage of transformation with the Emperor Yanling in Lin Qi’s body.

“You are a good seedling. This old man can still deal with the gods for a thousand years. I hope you will practice hard for this thousand years.”

“yes!”

Lin Qi gathered all his strength and said in a steady voice: “The junior will definitely follow behind the teacher and do the best for His Majesty!”

Shennong brought the wine cup over: “I’m very ambitious, let’s have a glass of wine.”

“yes!”

Lin Qi passed the wine cup with trembling hands, raised his head and poured it down, dropped the wine cup, bent over and kowtowed, stepped back and stood still with his head held high.

Shennong:

He used tens of thousands of years of wine cup

Lin Suqing immediately brought three small wine glasses over.

He heard Wu Huang laughing and said: “Brother Ji, come over and have a glass of wine.”

Ji Mo stepped back again and again, “No way.”

Wu Huang said: “Senior, is there any way of cultivating Taoism that suits Ji Mo? He always goes to Hualou to enlighten Taoism, and spread it to make people laugh.””Is it not possible to practice double cultivation after marrying a wife?”

Shennong frowned and said, “Young people should be cautious in their words and deeds, and don’t be too absurd.”

“Yes, yes,” Ji Mo was sweating coldly, “Don’t worry, Your Majesty, this junior will find one right away.”

Shen Nong smiled with a hint of alcohol, “Come and have a drink with the old man.”

Ji Mo hurried forward, held the wine glass with both hands and drank it down. He also smashed the wine glass like Lin Qi, kowtowed and went to stand beside Lin Qi.

As for why throwing the cup is probably to show one’s determination, which is more imposing.

In the small building, the wine and meat pierced through the intestines, and the drunkenness became more apparent.

Shennong said with emotion: “Looking back on this life, relatives and friends have gone, and if you want to drink, you can only find you, a trickster.”

“Our son-in-law is deeply affectionate, so what’s the point of being polite?”

“You should settle your own mess first, and pay back the son-in-law!”

Shen Nong patted the table: “The old man will tell you clearly today that our relationship is now limited to grandparents.”

Wu Huang scolded: “Aren’t you just taking advantage of my parents? My parents want to call you dad when they see you?”

“Everything is different. When the old man sees them, he will call friends.”

“Your daughter and I are in love with each other, and you know it! Why do you make decisions for her! Every consciousness, he is free!”

“The dowry gift is the head of the Emperor of Heaven, you can figure it out.”

“Is it okay to write IOUs? Hiccup!”

Wu Wang frowned and said, “If it doesn’t work, just pay in installments. I’ll find a way to get some of his beard or hair, and I’ll make the down payment for you.”

“That’s not impossible, what do you do?”

“Then don’t worry about it, I have my way! Hiccup! I, Wu Wang, keep my word, and I will definitely hiccup this matter for you! I will handle it for you!”

Inside and outside the door, everyone looked at the world with more and more suspicion at this moment.

That day, the Human Sovereign and the Young Master got very drunk.

The specific situation is not in the book, and those who know it are so secretive that they dare not mention it.

The end of the second volume.

Volume 2 preview: “Ten Temple, your father is back!”