This Paladin is so despicable!
Chapter 195 The Hai Clan is angry?
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It didn't take long for the Hai Clan to receive a message from the Holy City.
But when they saw the contents of the letter, they were very angry.
It is true that the Lie Demon is very good at lying. But provocation and yin and yang aura are also the devil's basic skills.
Although the letter was sent from the Holy City, it was basically a slight modification of the original version drafted by the Lie Demon.
Of course, the Holy City will consider the danger of such a provocative letter.
For the sake of the stability of society and the world, it will definitely not be forwarded on behalf of others, let alone in the name of the Holy City.
But there is no way, this letter is from Wright.
If they don't forward it, the provocation target of the next letter will probably become the Holy City.
What's more, there are many people in the Holy City who are dissatisfied with the Hai Clan.
Moreover, these people account for the vast majority of the entire clergy team.
After all, humans can now be said to be the overlords of the world, and the Goddess of Holy Light is the true god of the world.
All other alien races, such as elves, dwarves, etc., mostly chose to accept this fact and correct their positions.
But this sea tribe, relying on the fact that they live in a sea that is difficult for humans to reach, still has a very arrogant attitude.
In their understanding, humans live on the earth and we live in the ocean.
The area of the ocean is vaster than the earth, and there are more people in our sea race than humans.
If Poseidon hadn't gone away, it's not certain who would hold the position of true god in this world.
In this case, why should I be shorter than you humans?
Although next to the presence of the Holy Light Goddess, the sea people could only pinch their noses to recognize her. But these rotten fish and shrimps have never been truly convinced.
Now they were severely humiliated with such a letter, and they were ordered to pick people up with the highest standards and the most humble attitude?
Don’t even think about it!
The Hai Clan responded to the letter almost immediately, with a very arrogant attitude, which could even be said to be in a tense state.
After receiving the letter, the Holy City was extremely happy.
They even threw a party to celebrate the arrival of the letter.
The guys in the Holy City even began to wonder if these people didn't know that His Highness the Great Holy Sin was near the sea.
Moreover, I have been very busy recently.
Well, since you are seeking death, there is no reason why the Holy Spirit cannot help you!
Afterwards, the Holy Capital delivered the letter back to the seaside, in Wright's hands, almost as quickly as possible.
When Wright received this letter that turned a corner, he immediately laughed happily.
"Same as I thought."
Lilith, who was sitting next to him, took the letter and looked at it, smiling happier than Wright.
"These guys are really...what do you mean by that sentence from your hometown?"
"Then if you don't take the road to heaven, there will be no door to hell, so you'll have to throw yourself into it!"
"No, no, that's not it. Oh, I remembered."
Lilith clapped her hands: "Isn't it good to live?"
"Let me see, let me see!"
Pinocchio snatched the letter away, and after looking at it twice, his interest waned.
"The level is average, the writing is fairly fluent, but the writing style is terrible."
Wright glanced at him: "Writing? What is writing? It just needs to be easy to understand. If you like writing so much, I will punish you by copying a complete collection of poems a hundred times!"
Lilith reached out and shook Wright's arm: "How are you going to punish these stinky fish and rotten shrimps?"
"I have three strategies: upper, middle and lower!"
"Again?"
Lilith was very curious: "Can you tell me about it?"
"The best strategy is to use the supreme magic power to bombard the sea for three to five days. The sea will be disturbed and there will be no peace. They will be beaten to their knees and beg for mercy to change their minds.
From now on, I never dare to go against the Holy Light Church again.
Although this strategy is immediately effective, it consumes a lot of energy. "
Lilith shook her head: "That's good, but it's pointless to just use strength to crush him like this.
What about Zhongce? "
Wright smiled slightly: "Zhongce is more fun. I'm going to make an oversized holy light array and then cover the entire sea."
"What's the point of this... Ah! You want to use the social realm!"
Lilith backed away in disgust: "Wow, then all the creatures in the entire sea will...
Doesn’t this sea become a septic tank? "
Unexpectedly, the little puppet jumped on the table: "No, no, there is no toilet at the bottom of the sea, and the fish themselves live in their own shit.
Your move will at most increase the concentration of feces and urine in the sea, which should be acceptable to them. "
After hearing this, Wright thought about it carefully, and it seemed that this was really the case. After all, it doesn't make much sense to build a toilet in the middle of the sea.
“Then the next step is relatively simple.
I plan to open a few portals in the underwater world, and then let the swamp type and evil sea type demon gods in the demon world take care of these rotten fish and shrimps.
Evil people must eventually be punished by evil people. Let this group of sea people also taste the greetings from the devil. "
"Huh……"
After hearing this, the two demons immediately let out a sigh of unknown meaning.
"This move is really substandard! Boss, I am very disappointed with your creativity!"
"Lite, you must be tired recently. You need to rest more before you can come up with more wicked ideas."
Wright was a little depressed: "Hey, hey, I am a positive person no matter what, what do you mean by that?
It makes me feel like my character is in doubt! "
Lilith smiled sweetly: "How could it be? Your Highness the Saint!"
Seeing the two demons like this, Wright sighed helplessly: "Okay, actually, I have prepared a vicious plan, but I think it is too wicked and I am embarrassed to say it."
The two demons immediately became interested: "Tell me, tell me, you should tell me quickly!"
"That is the pan-ocean strategy of the Flesh God Cult. I will let the flesh and blood that breeds produce special pieces of meat, and put them into the entire ocean ecosystem.
Sea creatures that eat these pieces of meat will automatically play fitness quotes every day!
An alarm clock plays in my head at five o'clock every morning, and it will only turn off when I have to exercise for a prayer.
There will be a fitness plan every day, and if you can't complete it, you will be questioned crazily.
It will motivate you to exercise when you are slacking off.
When you want to be lazy, he will design a new exercise plan for you on time and quantitatively.
I believe that it won’t be long before all the creatures in the ocean become believers in our flesh-and-blood religion. "
Lilith and the Lie Demon looked at each other: "Where is this... evil?"
"That's right, and the ocean is so big and there are so many marine life, how many pieces of meat do you have to throw away! The flesh and blood that breeds is not enough."
Wright clapped his hands: "This is the evil part, I'm going to make Pinocchio lie all the time so that his nose will keep getting longer.
After it grows to a certain length, feed it to the breeding flesh and let it produce special fish feed.
In this way, the flesh and blood that can be produced is unlimited! It doesn’t matter how many cuts of meat you use! "
The lie demon collapsed directly: "Co-author, you are vicious to me, right?"
Lilith smiled and shook her head: "Okay, okay, what is your real preparation method?"
Wright smiled slightly and showed a sparkling shell.
"Do you know what this is?"
"This is……"
"The currency of the Sea Clan. I fed part of the flesh and blood to the breeding creature two days ago, and it has already learned how to make it.
Metal coins can't do it, but this kind of bony, vegetative flesh and blood can. "
"Counterfeiting coins!"
"That's right!"
"etc!"
The lie demon shuddered: "Building this thing consumes more energy, right? You, you, you, please tell me clearly, where are you going to get this energy?"
Lilith glanced at him: "Isn't this clear? Please refer to his last poisonous plan."
Wright sighed: "Lilith, don't be like this, as long as you don't expose it, everyone will be better off!
do you know?
Those who say they cannot see the future actually see the future. "
Having said this, Wright turned back to look at the Demon of Lies, his smile full of concern.
"This employee, are you willing to work overtime? Without overtime pay!"
"Ahhhhh!"
The Lie Demon screamed and ran out of the room, but with a snap of Wright's fingers, his body uncontrollably moonwalked all the way back, and then began to dance various meaningless dances.
It seems that in this world, he is the only one who is the most swaying.
"That's enough, just kill me."
"I'm kidding you. How can you do a low-end business like moving bricks with your high-end energy?
A conscientious entrepreneur like me will definitely squeeze out all your remaining value to the maximum extent possible!
Alice! Come on! "
Thump thump thump thump!
Alice quickly ran into Wright's room and hugged Lilith.
"Brother, what do you want from me?"
"I heard that you have been having a hard time building Fairy Tale Town recently?"
"No, it's just that I'm not very proficient in some parts. Once I get familiar with it, it will be fine."
"It doesn't matter, I found a construction company for you. Here, it's this wooden man who is dancing passionately."
Alice looked at the lying demon whose body was out of control, her eyes full of surprise.
"Brother! Brother! His legs are so flexible!"
"After all, he is a puppet. There is no need to envy him."
"Brother! Brother! Although there is no expression on his face, he seems to be crying! How amazing!"
"After all, he is a demon. He can easily do things that we humans cannot."
Lilith waved her hands repeatedly: "No, no, no, this has nothing to do with whether he is a devil or not. It is entirely your fault."
"In short, Lao Pi, you will be responsible for the construction and design of the second phase of Fairy Tale Town. Alice is your immediate boss, and you must listen to her in everything.
Although you have senior qualifications and strong skills, you are more qualified for the position of director.
But who makes her my sister? "
"Okay! But can you stop making me jump?"
"Work hard and I will give you a promotion and a salary increase for the next project!"
The devil of lies was crying without tears, but fortunately Alice was a polite little girl. She stood neatly in front of the little puppet, holding up her skirt and saluting.
"Mr. Pinocchio, please!"
The girl in front of him did not discriminate against him because of his thin and ugly puppet image, and her respectful tone came from the bottom of her heart.
At that moment, as a devil, Pinocchio felt like he was being cured!
This little girl is such a good child! ! !
He quickly stood up straight, tried his best to assume the posture that an elder should have, and coughed twice.
"Ahem! You kid is still very polite! Well, since you respect teachers so much, then I will help you complete this project!"
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