This is what cultivating immortals is like

Lu Bei made provocative words, but fearing that Jun Xinli would avoid fighting, he deliberately lifted the opponent's pants.

In fact, Lord Xinli's robes had been destroyed. Both his clothes and his trousers were destroyed by Lu Bei's rough refining techniques.

Exploded.

But this is not the point. The key is that the language is ambiguous, and there is a paid plot at the first listen, which makes people can't help but think about it.

For example, the thoughtful Lu Zhou, the envious She Zhang, the stinky face, and Zhu Heng were all led astray when they thought of their unlucky daughter.

Another example is the ecstatic Xin Kuangjun. He nodded repeatedly, looked at Lu Bei expectantly, and urged: "Continue on, let's talk about something shameful. When did you wear your pants? Why do you need to take off your pants?"

Judging from his performance, one can imagine that the relationship between the two is either average or excellent.

It turns out that he is a bastard, and his handsome face has been blinded in vain!

Lu Bei glanced at Xin Kuangjun indifferently, not bothering to say more to him, and continued to look at Xinli Jun. The atmosphere was so heightened that if she gave up, she would not have the shame to continue hanging out in Xiongchu in the future.

Xinli Junfeng's eyes narrowed and he stared at Lu Bei for a while. After a while, he showed a little shyness: "If you didn't insist on doing this, I wouldn't leave the clothes behind. This matter... there are too many people waiting for me. Come to me tonight." It won’t be too late to discuss it again in the house.”

After the words fell, Zhu Heng snorted coldly and secretly said that he was embarrassed. Lu Zhou frowned and cursed a bitch in his heart. She Zhang's entire face turned dark. Out of trust in Lu Bei, he did not express anything.

Tonight, she also wanted to have a good talk with Lu Bei.

Good guy, as expected of you, you would rather be shameless than throw dirty water on Lu.

Lu Bei was convinced and took over the conversation and continued: "Li Jun invites you, and Lu will definitely not be absent. The moon is full tonight. See you in the woods outside the city."

After saying this, he slowly floated up and flew towards the outside of the royal capital.

Xin Kuangjun jumped up to follow him, eager for knowledge. He gossiped: "Sect Master Lu, can you reveal some details about the pants? I have no other intention. I am just worried about the imperial sister and am afraid that she is safe and sound and has not been raped." .”

Emotionally, you are like a younger brother!

Also, my little mouth is like poison. I really can’t speak. Please speak louder next time.

Lu Bei didn't respond. He stopped on the barren hill outside the city and raised his hand to condense an ordinary iron sword.

No matter how you look at it from any angle, it is an ordinary iron sword.

But the shadow of the famous tree is preceded by the Abandoned Scripture Pearl and Jade. As the second master of the Tianjian Sect, Lu Bei, no one believed that the iron sword in his hand would be of ordinary quality.

Lord Xin Kuang was overjoyed when he saw it, and took out a green light sword: "The name of the sword is Fentian. I made it myself and named it after the sword intention of Fentian. Sect Master Lu, please."

After saying this, he didn't wait for Lu Bei's response and stepped forward, the green light falling like a guillotine. The roar broke through the sky, causing thunder and earthquakes, and the sound of thunder echoed across the mountain tops.

"please."

Lu Bei said silently, and the white sword flow surged around him, rushing upwards as if penetrating the sky. The sword energy split the clouds and crushed the split blue light curtain.

In the barren mountains and land, the rocks that have been blown by wind and rain for thousands of years instantly cracked and shattered, and the dust and smoke rose up like mountains and seas, and rumbled in all directions.

Two sword-wielding figures crossed each other in the sky, and all they could see was a cloud of air exploding, metal and iron chiming one after another, and the afterimages sped up faster and faster until they disappeared.

"Sect Leader Lu, Kuangjun, fighting and killing is too harmonious. Both of you are persons of high status. Please stop fighting. Don't fight anymore." Zhu Heng came over and advised slowly.

Hit, hit hard.

It doesn't have to be a matter of life or death, but there must be a distinction.

There is a right and a way to cooperate. We are all relatives of the emperor and the country, and we all have our own arrogance. If we don't compete in advance, there will inevitably be disagreements later.

Zhu Heng is very optimistic about Lu Bei. Lord Xin Kuang is very powerful, but he cannot pose a threat to Lu Bei. Even if Lord Xin Li is added, he cannot win two against one.

This alliance must be dominated by Wu Zhou.

The bad thing is that Lu Bei's attitude towards him has changed. If he wants to talk about Zhu Qilan again, it will be difficult for him to act like his grandfather...

"That's right. Today is different from the past. He has become the leader of the Tianjian Sect. He has a different status and his head is on his butt." Zhu Heng murmured to himself, shaking his head with a little regret.

Suddenly, he thought of She Zhang who was traveling with Lu Bei. She was a seductress and was not like a good girl. If he left her alone, Zhu Qilan would suffer sooner or later.

After pondering for a moment, he decided to remind Zhu Qilan and ask Zhu Wenlan to give him a message, saying that Lu Bei was using two boats and was having sex with a demon girl outside.

Zhu Heng didn't want to get involved in the troubles between the younger generations, but he decided to do it anyway.

Yu Gong, in addition to being the commander-in-chief of Huangji Sect, Zhu Qilan is also the eldest princess of the royal family and the biological sister of Emperor Zhu Qiyou. If she and Lu Bei break up due to this matter, Huangji Sect will surely make a profit.

In private, the old father lamented that his daughter was unkind to others, she was really pitiful, and he did not want Zhu Qilan to make the same mistake again.

So what about the leader of Tianjian Sect!

Zhu Heng couldn't help but tell the truth.

Clang! ! !

The sword roared, and Zhu Heng came out of his thoughts, glanced at Xin Kuangjun, who was covered in blood, and continued with a groan: "Give me some face, don't fight me anymore."

The dense sword light overflowed, and two ferocious green lights criss-crossed, reaching up to the sky and down to the ground, just like the claws and fangs of an evil dragon engaging up and down, slapping open the air waves and the sky, trying to cut Lu Bei into two pieces.

The white light stabbed straight into the intersection of the blue light.

Wherever it passed, gravel, dust, and even air currents were defeated by the panic sword energy, cutting into tiny objects that were difficult to discern with the naked eye.

The light and shadow were staggered, and the scenery and sword intent collapsed all over the sky. The white light remained unstoppable, piercing through the chest of Xin Kuangjun, shaking open a cloud of blood mist.

Xin Kuangjun backed away with his sword, his face alternated between green and white, and he spurted out blood arrows.

Lu Bei held the sword in his hands, his clothes were blowing, and he had the demeanor of a great master. He glanced at the Immortal Sword Intent that was 1/3 in the process, and nodded secretly. The handsome face of Xin Kuangjun was indeed pale.

Starting with the Light Sword Intent, the next step is experience.

"Master Lu's skills are superior, and his reputation for immortal sword power is well-deserved. It's an eye-opener for me. I'm here today..."

"If you say it's over, wouldn't it be a shame for me, the sect leader?"

"???"

After a cup of tea, Mr. Xin Kuangjun sat cross-legged on the ground, took out a bottle of elixir and poured it into his mouth. Seeing Lu Bei who was still concave next to him, he couldn't help but raise his eyebrows: "Sect Master Lu, about the emperor's pants. Can't you really reveal something about it?"

"Mad Lord, you don't discuss private matters with outsiders. How do you ask Lu to speak?"

Lu Bei shook his head: "If you insist on asking, Lu can only say that after that day, Jun Li not only left his pants, but also took away his clothes."

"Ah this..."

Xin Kuangjun looked excited and jumped up on the spot: "Continue, don't stop, is there anything else?"

Boy, your style of painting is wrong, you picked it up!

Three people flashed through Lu Bei's mind: Mr. Xin Zun, Mr. Xin Li, and Mr. Xin Xian. None of them had many ruthless words, but Mr. Xin Kuang was out of place and a complete idiot.

A speck of mouse droppings can ruin a pot of porridge, but it's almost like a piece of sand sculpture.

Implicated by Kuang Xin, the three of them were killed in Feng Ping, and Lu Bei labeled them as suspected trolls.

…

Hanjin, in the imperial garden, several people were sitting in the pavilion.

On the Xiong Chu side, there are Lord Xin Kuang and Lord Xin Li, and on Wu Zhou’s side, there are Lu Bei, Lu Zhou, and Zhu Heng, a total of five combined stages. She Yan had no seat due to her realm, so she stood quietly behind Lu Bei.

Without thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi, Elder She had been a miserable person for the first half of her life. If she had not fallen into Lu Bei's pit, let alone promoted to the Void Refining Realm, she would have had nothing to do with her, and she would have lived a life of poverty.

Therefore, she didn't care whether there were seats or not. Her heart was tied to Lu Bei and she was still struggling with the problem of pants.

His face was light and cloudy, his eyes turned occasionally, and he glanced at Mr. Xinli from the corner of his eye, making a shameless comment.

The perception ability during the integration period was amazing. After a few times, Xinlijun guessed She Zhan's thoughts and commented that she looked pretty good, but she was blind.

She was not ambiguous, her eyes were filled with tenderness, her red lips were biting lightly, and she silently glanced at Lu Bei.

He was not very skilled, but the coldness on Bingshan's face instantly dissipated. Under the intense conflict, he did have a charming and seductive charm.

The tactic of sowing discord was too obvious, but She Zhang was so deep in the trap that she was unable to notice Lord Xinli's sinister intentions. She was so angry that her vision became increasingly evil.

Well done, wrap her up!

Lu Bei silently praised Mr. Xinli and asked him to put more effort into making the fire burn brighter. If he enjoys riding tonight, he will be tightly entangled by She Zhang, and the calculation of Li Jun is indispensable. When selling, he can consider discounts, and will not keep it in the warehouse.

What nonsense, let’s talk about business!

Lu Zhou was an honest man and didn't want to see the complicated relationship between men and women. He slapped the table with an angry snort: "Stop your face and go elsewhere for romance. Lu came to the Northland to investigate the secret realm, not to watch your flirtations."

"Well said, business is more important!"

Lu Bei looked at Zhu Heng coldly with a straight face: "I don't know how to restrain myself even at my age."

Zhu Heng: "..."

You brat, let me see how I treat you!

Mr. Xin Kuang was not too concerned about the excitement. Seeing the end of the show, he first looked at Mr. Xinli and then said solemnly: "Elder Zhu, before you inquired about information and followed the clues to find the door, did you ever have any doubts?" ?”

"It's not that Zhu found the two, but the two found Zhu, but is that so?"

"good."

Lord Xin Kuang said in a solemn voice: "Yiliang has been subjugated for a long time, and the matter of the secret realm is complicated and confusing. It is difficult to say whether it is true or false. But regardless of whether it is true or not, the secret realm has supported a thousand-year dynasty after all, and the interests in it are huge, and it is reasonable and reasonable. , I will not choose to cooperate with Wu Zhou."

"Why did Mad Lord change his mind?" Zhu Heng asked, squinting his eyes.

Xin Kuangjun took a deep breath, glanced at Lu Bei, Lu Zhou, and Zhu Heng, and said word by word: "Xuanlong, Chiyun Palace."

"Three evils, eight evils, twenty-four ghosts..."

Zhu Heng was shocked: "They...are all here?"

"Not sure."

Xin Kuangjun shook his head slightly: "According to my Xiong Chu eyesight, I only saw Jian Xi Dugu."

Lu Bei: "..."

What is Chiyun Palace?

What are the three evils, the eight evils, and the twenty-four ghosts? Forget about the Riddler, can anyone explain it to him?