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Chapter 100 The military advisor makes suggestions on the spot!

The people on Lin Yuan's side were all confused when they heard it. They didn't react at all, and they didn't notice the movement from the bridesmaids.

Although they didn't understand the meaning, they felt that it was very profound. The eyes of each of them looking at Lin Yuan were not right.

Especially the other big man who didn't talk much, his eyes lit up, and he asked hurriedly: "Brother, I feel that you are a love expert. I just encountered difficulties in this area recently. I wonder if you can be my military officer and help me with advice?"

"Okay, you say it!" Lin Yuan waved his hand nonchalantly after hearing it.

"Uh" The big man looked a little embarrassed, and said hesitantly: "Report to the military officer, I met a woman and wanted to pursue her, but there was a man entangled with her, and there was some progress. I don't know whether to pursue or abandon her. I hope the military officer can give me an answer!"

Hearing this literary words, the people present were all stunned.

Good guy, you just want to show off your knowledge, right?

In fact, for the big guy, it was just that he said it in this way so that it would not seem so awkward.

Lin Yuan certainly understood what he meant. After thinking for a few seconds, he smiled and replied: "If I want to pursue this girl, I have four plans!"

When they heard the word "four plans", everyone was stunned.

"The best strategy: You can cater to her interests, be extremely talented, well-educated, and rich enough to rival a country, then this girl will stick to you."

The big guy shook his head: "I don't have it!"

"Then the middle strategy: You can attack her bestie, bribe her roommate, give her a small gift, and advance in three ways. You can attack her daughter, retreat and take her bestie, and then take her roommate!"

However, the big guy still smiled bitterly and shook his head: "This girl's bestie and roommate are too heavy, I really can't handle it."

Lin Yuan smiled lightly, and said the third one slowly: "Then try the worst strategy, stay away from her roommate, leave her bestie, and when she is in a state of despair, you can show your concern for her and take advantage of her opportunity."

"The trick: drug her, and if it works, take her body, this girl Freshmen are disgusted with it!"

"You can fall in love with her in the future and treat her sincerely, and this woman can forget the past grudges."

"If it doesn't work, you will take her body away. You will be happy to get three years of tears in prison. Although you lose your freedom, you can get rid of a worry, which is not a loss!"

When this plan came out, the big man waved his hand and refused: "No, no, this is against the law. Isn't there a fourth plan? What is the fourth plan?"

"Hey~~" Lin Yuan sighed helplessly: "Then the last plan, add it, although it will lose face, but it will not lose a ray of hope. When she is tired of life, you can take over."

The other people were stunned when they listened to the chat between the two. Although they could understand a little, they always felt that this was too exaggerated.

You asked her to help with advice, and you asked her to pick up her bestie and roommate? If it doesn't work, you can give her medicine?

Is this something a normal person can do?

As for the last plan, being a licking dog, it's even worse.

The big guy also shook his head and rejected the proposal on the spot: "No, no, I don't want to be a scapegoat."

Now, Lin Yuan was also a little annoyed by him, and said impatiently: "I still have one last killer plan, it depends on whether you can grasp it!"

"You can attack her boyfriend, solve the man's worries, advance and retreat two men, meet the man and solve it, know the man and go up, add a man on top of a man, rape the man in danger, reluctantly ride the man, lock the man with a strong man, hug the man yourself, surround the man on both sides, and cover the water with a man. It's hard to say, then, bend it!"

"At that time, you can attack her daughter, move her with emotion and reason. If it succeeds, three people will become a crowd. If it doesn't work, you can also add a man on top of a man."

"The essence of this plan is to walk the path of others and leave them with no way to go!"

Puff~~

As soon as the voice fell.

The bridesmaids sitting on the chairs not far away burst out laughing.

Lin Yuan and others looked over there in confusion, and found that they continued to play with their mobile phones with their backs to everyone, so they didn't think much about it.

The big guy was shocked at this time, and his eyes almost popped out when he looked at Lin Yuan.

After holding it in for a long time, he couldn't help but sigh: "Brother, you are a ruthless person! What have you experienced in all these years?"

"Ah~~" Lin Yuan rolled his eyes at him: "What are you thinking about? I'm not that kind of person. I'm just giving you a little advice."

However, the people present all looked at him with strange expressions.

That look was just short of saying: I don't believe it!

The netizens in the live broadcast room also laughed at this time.

[Popularity] +1+1+1+1

——[This guy is really a genius. Don't say it. If these 5 methods are really used, I don't believe there is still a corner that can't be dug. ]

——[Meiyangyang: Feiyangyang, you are so good to me. Next time, let me ask you to help promote Xiyangyang. He has no strength. ]

——[This guy is really shameless. It seems that I want to beat him up, but it seems that what he said is quite reasonable. Every one of the people around me who can pick up girls is a social awesomeness. He can say anything when he sees a girl, unlike me, who is still shy when kissing someone else's girlfriend on the street. 】

——【Although I am not a love expert, I do not support doing this. As for the consequences of doing this, I don't know. As I just said, I am not a love expert. 】

Just then, Qin Fen hurriedly ran over from the hall.

Seeing that the best man and bridesmaid were resting here, he hurriedly called out loudly: "Don't stand here anymore, come on, come and sit in front!"

Hearing this, Lin Yuan and others nodded one after another.

Several bridesmaids not far away also stood up silently.

When everyone saw the appearance of the bridesmaid, they were all stunned!

The men with glasses are really not exaggerating. They are indeed very beautiful and have great figures.

Coupled with this fairy dress, everything should be leaking, which made the netizens in the live broadcast room burst into laughter.

Under the leadership of Qin Fen, the best man and bridesmaids gathered together and headed to the hall.

As they walked, one of the oval-faced bridesmaids suddenly turned to look at Lin Yuan and smiled faintly: "Strategic advisor, you are very experienced."

As soon as these words came out, the eyes of the groomsmen widened instantly, and they were all embarrassed.

Listening to this tone, everything they talked about just now was heard. It was so embarrassing!

Lin Yuan was the only one who looked indifferent, but smiled evilly: "What's wrong, beauty? Do you want the military advisor to help you make suggestions?"

When the other three bridesmaids heard this, they couldn't help covering their mouths and laughing.

"Okay, I just have a question to ask you."

"Oh~~" Lin Yuan responded lightly.

Under Qin Fen's arrangement, the best man and bridesmaid sat at a table by themselves, second only to their parents' table.

Sitting in their seats, the other groomsmen were like quails, not daring to move.

On the contrary, the bridesmaids were all very cheerful, talking and laughing with each other, and they seemed not afraid of anything at all.

Lin Yuan looked at their appearance and felt like laughing in his heart.

I was bragging just now. They were all very powerful.

As a result, now that we are sitting at the same table, we are scared to death.

Just as he was chewing melon seeds, the bridesmaid who had teased him suddenly looked over and asked with a smile: "Handsome man, oh no, military counselor, the little girl also has a problem, can you help me make some suggestions?"

Lin Yuan shrugged and smiled lightly: "Okay, let's talk."

The bridesmaid's eyes were covered with thick makeup and a pair of false eyelashes. When she looked at Lin Yuan, she seemed to be breathtaking: "Do you think I'm pretty?"

"Uh, okay!"

Phew~~

The man with glasses who was drinking water next to him couldn't help but squirted out.

His mouth widened and he looked at Lin Yuan with a shocked expression.

You are too good at showing off.

Is this okay?

However, the bridesmaid was not affected by this answer. Instead, she asked calmly: "Then I would like to ask the military counselor, since I look good, why haven't I found a suitable partner to marry until now?"

"Look, all my best friends are getting married today, but I'm still far away from getting married. Are all the high-quality men nowadays unmarried?"

Hearing this question, Lin Yuan laughed directly: "The reason is very simple, beauty, I want to ask if you can drive?"

"Driving? I can!" The bridesmaid was confused by this incomprehensible question: "What does this have to do with driving?"

"Of course it does matter!" Lin Yuan explained unhurriedly: "Finding a partner for marriage is like maintaining a car."

"Experienced drivers will go to roadside shops to maintain their cars, and the charge is only 200. If you want to blow out the carbon deposits, add 50 more."

"Of course, you can also choose a more professional 4S store, which provides training and full-service standardized services. The fee is a bit more expensive, around 1,000, but the experience will be very good."

"Replace with original D-series headlights, which are white and bright, and only cost about 500."

"In addition to these two places, there are also some independent studios, which cost 400 for small maintenance and 800 for large maintenance. Their advantages are good service, high technology, patience, and the most important thing is that they have a good attitude and they are mainly repeat customers."

“In addition, there are some high-end self-employed people who are good at modification and adjustment. The price may be relatively expensive. After all, they hire college students to provide services. It may cost 3 to 5,000, but the comfort and experience they bring are absolutely nothing. "

"After maintenance here, even if you hit the accelerator hard, the cylinder will not explode, and there will be no symptoms of oil leakage. Not only can you drive violently, but you can also experience the joy of tearing off the film."

“You say, with so many good service options, why hang yourself from a tree?”

After listening to Lin Yuan's analysis, the bridesmaids opposite were all stunned.

They all had big mouths and their eyes were about to pop out.

The groomsmen next to him also nodded thoughtfully.

"It makes sense. I like to go to the small shop on the roadside for maintenance."

"Ah... I usually go to the 4S store. What is a high-end self-employed person? Why can I still tear off the film?"

"Maybe it means tearing off the old film and putting on a new one."

Lin Yuan looked at how many people pretended to understand, and couldn't help but cover his head. It was so embarrassing! !

The girls understand it, but you don't.

The big man even reminded me blankly: "Brother, what the beauty is asking is why so many people choose not to get married now. Why did you get involved in driving?"

"Hey~~" Lin Yuan sighed helplessly and said lightly: "Well, on the one hand, it is too expensive to maintain a car now. They can't afford it anymore. It can easily cost hundreds of thousands or even millions."

"They can only choose relatively low-cost maintenance methods, and many people choose to do it themselves, mainly to save money."

"As for the other reason, the car is maintained too frequently and the engine is broken!"

Phew~~

The four bridesmaids on the other side burst out laughing instantly.

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