This Infinite World is Shameless

"So I want to match you and that Xu Xian, are you happy?"

The second half of the sentence followed, and the toad spirit was beaten from heaven to eighteen layers of hell! At this time, he finally felt collapsed, and fell to the ground with a plop!

"The Daoist asks you for mercy. Although Xiao Yao is a monster, he is also a male after all. How could he marry a man!"

Oh, this crying pear blossom with rain, hoarse voice, it really makes people feel pity, to be honest, Toad Jingyi now feels that he would rather be traded behind the back of the big devil Li Changsheng than marry a man. what!

Especially this man is still a mortal, you must know that for monsters, a human being is actually no different from a dog or a chicken, it is just a food that can be eaten!

So, by the same token, how could a person be willing to weed a dog?

Undoubtedly, Li Changsheng was very considerate. He knew very well that for Toad Mirror, this kind of thing would definitely be rejected, so Li Changsheng explained it again very considerately.

"No no, you misunderstood, I mean, look at your current appearance! No matter what you think, it is only reasonable for you to marry that Xu Xian!"

Then, in the relatively simple brain circuit of the toad spirit, he basically had a summary of today's events, that is, Li Changsheng asked him to help, and he hoped that it would be slapped by a dog, not that he would go to Japan. dog.

what! Life is an empty despair!

"嘤嘤嘤! The little demon is really begging you, the Daoist, please show mercy! Except for this matter, the little demon is willing to be a bull and a horse for you! Repay your kindness and great virtue!"

What, it's really more than points!

Li Changsheng frowned on the spot, knowing that if the toad spirit refused his request, where did he find a monster who could almost become a beauty in Taoism and was willing to be obedient to seduce Xu Xian?

"That means you are going to reject me? Okay, Soul Fei Po San, are you going to Soul Fei or Soul San first!"

"Hey! The Daoist is forgiving, and the Daoist is kind! Really, the little demon is willing to do anything for the Daoist except this matter!"

Come less, Li Changsheng just needs him to do such a thing for himself. At this time, since the reason does not make sense, he has to continue to threaten, and his face has turned into a vicious expression again.

"Do you think Lao Tzu is discussing with you? It's just telling you if you understand! If you dare to refuse me, I will castrate you completely now!"

As he said that, Li Changsheng kicked him with a thunderous kick!

"Ah! It hurts me too!"

Followed by another scream resounding through the sky! But fortunately, Li Changsheng had already blocked the space, so the screams didn't get out, and he looked at the toad spirit who was rolling on the ground while covering the ground!

He continued to threaten viciously: "Tell you, if things don't go well, I will let you go to hell!"

This time, the toad spirit is really desperate, because just now, Li Changsheng completely cut him off.

But it is better to die than to live, especially a monster like him who has lived for almost 1,000 years, and is even more reluctant to die.

And then the next day...

You must know that Li Changsheng is not the kind of person who does things more casually. Since he has already decided to do it, of course he has to do a full set of dramas!

In a small alley outside Baozhilin, at this moment, there were five or six people standing beside him. Except for the toad spirit, the other four were all local gangsters.

"Are you all ready?"

The toad spirit nodded weakly...

As for the other four gangsters, they all had inexplicable expressions on their faces, but they also nodded their heads after receiving money and helping them relieve disasters.

"Master Li, don't worry, we are very experienced in this kind of thing."

"That's right! As long as that kid Xu Xian makes a move, we will pretend that we can't beat him, and then we will all run away!"

"Idiot, the four of you can't beat Xu Xian like a piece of wood?!"

"Ah! But Mr. Li, didn't you let us... help Miss Li and save the beauty?"

That's right, Li Changsheng told these gangsters like this: My sister, she fell in love with that kid Xu Xian, so he said that he planned to let you all help in a drama of a hero saving beauty! It is logical to get in touch with Xu Xian.

For such a simple thing, a few thugs are of course very experienced. When many noble sons were with those little girls, they hired them to do the show, but this time the hire was replaced by a Li Da Just miss.

"Ah! That's enough, can you make things a little more reasonable in 5.7? This matter is to follow this script. You guys beat Xu Xian who wants to be a hero to save the beauty, and then Master Ben came forward and made three attacks. Except for two to beat you, understand?"

Ouch! When a few thugs heard this, they felt really super reasonable! The whole script was designed like this, and it felt a lot more reasonable!

At this time, they quickly applauded and flattered: "As expected of Mr. Li, he really thinks better than us!"

"That is to say, Master Li is indeed a great talent!"

"Hmm~"

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Chapter 8 Life is Live

Nodding with satisfaction, these **** were more on point, and turned their heads after him, and told the toad spirit:

"After a while, you can go directly to the pharmacy to buy medicine, and then chat with that Xu Xian, and then I will send someone to tease you."

Li Changsheng said this, and it was obvious that the expression on the face of the toad spirit was a bit unpleasant, and it was no wonder, after all, it was the first time for him to do this kind of thing, so it was inevitable that he was a little nervous!

At such a time, Li Changsheng would of course be very considerate and comforted, after all, he planned to contract all of this matter.

"But it doesn't matter. At that time, I guess that Xu Xian will definitely stand up to save you, so you just need to hide behind him and call 666."

The Great Demon King Li Changsheng has already said so, what else can the toad spirit do? Of course he nodded obediently! Anyway, now that he has lost his proudest point as a male toad, it doesn't matter.

Anyway... Sooner or later, it will be given to the sun by that human named Xu Xian.

"Okay, all the 26 crew members are in place!"

At this time, Director Li of course did his part and said, let's start!

First of all, the toad spirit turned into a coquettish beauty, twisted its butt, and walked leisurely into the Baozhi Forest. Although it was a male goblin, a goblin was a goblin after all.

After becoming a beauty, she is also absolutely beautiful, and the rate of turning back is very high when it is put on the street. As soon as she walked into Baozhilin, the toad essence obviously felt that many human eyes were involuntarily squinting at herself.

Of course, this is normal. After all, these human beings only look at their faces. They like such beautiful women, and they can hear some whispering voices from time to time.

"Wow, what a beautiful girl, with this figure, tsk tsk, she looks really attractive!"

"Don't say hey, it's much prettier than the top card of Yihongyuan!"

"Oh, with these legs and face, which girl is this girl? So pretty?"

"Hmph, the vixen knows how to seduce men!"

"Isn't it? You see her **** twisting, and she is not a serious girl at first glance!"

"If you want me to tell me, this woman definitely wears a cuckold for her husband's family when she gets married~"