This Infinite World is Shameless
Chapter 702:
Although this interview is a bit strange, but a gentleman's promise is hard to move! As a dignified gentleman, well, the key point is that Li Changsheng is still a teacher, and his cultivation as an actor always reminds him that he still has to play a modest gentleman!
So even if things got weird, Li Changsheng secretly made up his mind to bring things back to the point!
Thinking like this, Li Changsheng was somewhat distracted...
Amitabha recited a few words in silence, then quickly lowered his head and looked at the paper in a trance: "Cough, that favorite position is... Meow Meow Meow??"
"Yeah~ Mr. Li is really, to ask such a question, good or bad~"
Paralyzed! Isn't this kind of question you throw to Lao Tzu and let me read it! Li Changsheng really felt now, this woman is so serious!
Looking at the paper in his hand, it seemed that the last sentence was left.
"Hurry up and finish the last sentence, and then send this dishonest woman to leave quickly!" Thinking like this, Li Changsheng said without going through his brain.
"Sauce, it's almost time to take it off... Nani?"
What the hell! What is the problem! Finally realizing that something was wrong, Li Changsheng suddenly remembered at this time, why did these questions look so familiar?
So isn't this the usual interview routine for Japanese love action movies? ? When he was a Japanese actor in a certain world, he did not miss such similar questions!
Interviewing the girl with a series of "interesting" questions, and then when the girl blushed, the male actor appeared directly, taking advantage of this atmosphere to have a hearty slap...
Of course, in general this kind of film, the final name is the gimmick such as the first debut of so-and-so, and then the first experience is a big beep.
"Wait a minute! Stop it, Miss Beads, can you please respect yourself? I, I, I don't need this kind of hospitality, aren't we practicing!"
"Hohoho, Mr. Li, you really know how to joke~ Since it's a rehearsal, of course you have to take it seriously~ It's rare that people have cameras ready, don't you want to~"
Maybe it's because Li Changsheng is so handsome, it's easier to get excited. At this moment, Sister Zhuzi is not like a young woman in a black kimono, and those big eyes are not very cute, they are red. Just looking at it is super dangerous!
"Hehe~ Sa, next is the long-awaited feature film~ Mr. Li, please punish people properly~"
"Wait, wait a minute! Stop it, it was clearly the opening interview of the consolation film just now!!"
Taking a few steps back quickly, Li Changsheng looked at Miss Zhuzi with a sick face, and thought helplessly in his heart, why don't he take out a mirror and take a picture of him!
Bang Bang! !
"Please stop, Miss Zhuzi, Lord God will not allow you such cruel behavior."
"Laffel-san?"
Looking at the girl next to him with a surprised face, Li Changsheng thought to himself: What the hell, you black-bellied angel is finally willing to come out, watching a play can really make you feel happy! !
"Huh? It turned out to be an angel, hehe, I'll say it! Looking at you girls, they all look weird. After a long time, they turned out to be a group of angels who have experienced the lower world."
And the devil.
Li Changsheng secretly added a sentence, stood up quickly, and ran behind La Feir.
The reason is very simple, because the bead that looked like a young woman just now has eight spider claws, a huge spider belly, and fangs have grown on her face, and those four pairs of scarlet eyes are even more terrifying. of death.
Fortunately, there is no super-friendly relationship with such a young woman, otherwise, even if it is Li Changsheng's taste, now he is somewhat wanting to die.
"Miss Zhuzi, for the sake of Lord God, please don't hurt Teacher Li, okay?"
This black-bellied angel must want to be a hero to save beauty, and then take the opportunity to make me worship her, and finally achieve the evil purpose of turning me into her thing!
Really sinister!
As an old driver, Li Changsheng is very clear about La Feier's routine! But I'm so angry, even so, I still have to pretend to worship her.
"Humph! Little angel, I hate a kind and pure girl like you the most! A lot of men just like a little **** like you! If you don't want to die, just hand over that man to the old lady!"
What a huge misunderstanding, how could La Feier be associated with kindness and purity? Miss Zhuzi really doesn't know anything about the word dirty. If the true face of the black-bellied angel is exposed, Li Changsheng believes that she will definitely cry dirty to this spider monster. !
"God~ That can't be done. As an angel, I will definitely protect Mr. Li. But, Mr. Li, you must also believe in angels, right?"
Come, come, Li Changsheng knew as soon as he heard it, if he said that he believed in angels, I am afraid that he would have fun in the future! For example, during class, Raphael would make herself kneel down and beep her socks like a puppy.
"Shut up, little bitch! Humph, Mr. Li, you are the most handsome man I have seen in the past few hundred years. As long as you are obedient, I can promise not to eat you after the mating!"
Speaking of which, the spider lady shook her spider belly as she thought she was very attractive, and added by the way, "Hee hee hee, mating is very comfortable!"
Comfort your sister! Li Changsheng hurriedly took a few steps back, and his face was really pale. As for what the other party said about being a widow for more than a year, it is estimated that the last time she cannibalized was more than a year ago.
And mating! How could something like that be comfortable, it's ridiculous!
With a flash of inspiration, he suddenly thought of Princess White Star in the One Piece world. Li Changsheng felt a little guilty, but then he looked at the lady spider who had nothing to do with the humanoid...
"I'm sorry! Insects or something, please allow me to refuse!"
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Chapter 25 Accidentally Saved the World
"What!? Damn, you actually rejected my good intentions! Damn it, wait until I get rid of this obstructing angel, and then I'll do happy things with you!"
what! It's annoying to be too handsome...
Not happy at all, doing that kind of thing with a big bug, Li Changsheng felt that it was impossible to be happy no matter what, it was impossible to be happy in this life.
It's the most important thing to do to escape and stay safe! Thinking of this, Li Changsheng turned around quickly, and then planned to run to Vinette's room.
This is a good opportunity. Thinking about it, he has encountered such a dangerous thing. As an "ordinary human", Li Changsheng still ran to Vinette firmly and tried to run with her.
What kind of deep feelings can an ordinary human being be able to think of another person in this situation, so I believe Winette will be very moved by this, and then join Mr. Li Changsheng's harem directly, hehehe... …
"Alie? Don't run away, teacher, I can 920 to protect you!"
La Feier's gentle shouting didn't play the slightest role, Li Changsheng saw the problem very clearly: Hehe, the person who is more dangerous than that lady spider is you! Demons in angel skins!
Thinking of this, Li Changsheng suddenly ran faster, and his time for a smoke was gone...
"Hahaha! Little angel, it seems that this human doesn't believe you at all!" With the monster's intuition, Miss Spider felt a little lost: "Well... I always feel that he is more afraid of you than me. ."
! !
"God~ I dare to say it! Miss Zhuzi, it seems that I have to teach you well on behalf of God-sama~ Ha ha ha, how do you like being swayed by me~"
what--! !
Unable to shudder, Miss Spider couldn't help but take a few steps back, she suddenly understood why the human must run away after seeing this angel!
On the other hand, in order to gain Vinet's favorability, Mr. Li Changsheng was actually working hard, trotting all the way, in the empty corridor.
at this time!
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