This heavenly master is not serious

On December 4, 2023, Meng Mingshan became an immortal on the top of Mount Tai, awakening his past memories and breaking the mystery in the womb.

The next day.

He traveled around Daxia, visited nine ghost markets, and got into the night.

Wow!

Meng Mingshan waved his hand, and an illusory portal appeared in the night.

He came to the door, turned around and looked in the direction where Mount Tai was. There was a hint of reluctance in his eyes.

More than six hundred years ago, his true spirit entered the six realms of reincarnation.

In the past six hundred years, Meng Mingshan has been reincarnated eleven times.

In his first ten lives, he had not practiced cultivation because of the depletion of spiritual energy in the world and the silence of the great road.

During those six hundred years, he worked as a scholar, a butcher, and in another life he joined the army and fought in battles. In addition, he also did academics... The moment he became an immortal, the memories of this life began to be in his mind. emerge in.

It's just that these memories are not as profound as this life, let alone the time when I followed "Emperor Dongyue" in the underworld!

And this life is extremely short for Meng Mingshan.

He was abandoned at the foot of Mount Tai when he was still an infant. If Master Taixu hadn't picked him up, I'm afraid he would have started his "twelfth" reincarnation on that windy and snowy night.

He spent almost all of his childhood in Dai Temple.

The farthest place I have ever been to is probably the market near Mount Tai. I remember that every time the market is held on March 69, it is very lively. Sometimes the brothers will secretly take him down the mountain to the market.

Until the age of sixteen.

He met "Master Xu Tian".

Then he was deceived into the "Xishan Longevity Palace"... That was his first real trip down the mountain.

When he thought of "Master Xu Tianshi", Meng Mingshan couldn't help but smile...

He is still the same as before.

I just like to fool people.

Love to paint a pie for others.

Damn it!

We agreed to take our brothers to Jiuyou and kill the earth-shaking people. After killing the Blood Emperor dog thief, we will retire and return home. We will take our brothers to live in seclusion in the world, and each of them will find ten or eight wives to live a life without shame...

As a result, I have "awakened" and you haven't come back yet?

He shook his head to expel the distracting thoughts from his mind.

"Since Emperor Fengdu didn't let me tell my elder brother the truth, there must be a deep meaning..."

Meng Mingshan changed his mind secretly, and the faces of Taixu Taoist and all his senior brothers appeared in his mind. He sighed: "Master, senior brothers... We are destined to meet again. I can't repay the kindness of raising and teaching you in this life. After you die, I turned into a ghost and went to the underworld, and after going to the eighteenth level of hell, I will treat you well and make sure you enjoy your happiness."

He took one step forward and entered the illusory portal.

Buzz!

The illusory portal trembled and then slowly closed, as if it had never appeared before.

And Meng Mingshan has also disappeared.

…………

The top of Mount Tai.

Inside the Dai Temple.

"Ah sneeze!"

The old Taoist Taixu who was eating his vegetarian meal sneezed and couldn't help cursing: "Which bastard is scolding me behind my back?"

Hearing this, several apprentices quickly lowered their heads and shoveled rice into their mouths, but no one dared to answer the question.

no way.

If anyone starts talking, the chef will talk a lot, which will really affect people’s mood while eating!

Only when the stinky little junior brother is around, he dares to take up the challenge. He is relatively "stupid". No matter what the master says, he will only say "right, right, right" or "master, you are right", and then the old Taoist priest will be angry. Depressed, he left cursing with his hands on his back.

The old Taoist priest cursed a few times, but when no one answered, he couldn't help but sigh: "I don't know if your junior brother has arrived in the underworld... I heard that great changes occurred in the underworld more than 600 years ago, and the lineage of Emperor Dongyue The strong men have suffered numerous casualties, and now the entire underworld is controlled by Emperor Fengdu’s people, and I don’t know if I will be bullied if I go to the underworld.”

A middle-aged Taoist priest muttered: "Master, my junior brother is the legendary Marshal Meng, one of the top ten eunuchs under Emperor Dongyue. How can we worry about his affairs?"

"Asshole!"

Taixu's eyes widened and he cursed: "Even if he is the King of Heaven, he is still your junior brother. You are your senior brother, how can you talk like this?"

After cursing, the old Taoist priest said with emotion: "Hey...it's a pity that you bastards are ineffective. Now Xu Tianshi wants to help us develop the tourism industry of Dai Temple. Everything needs to be taken care of by Master, otherwise Master will really want to find a way out." Hang yourself with a rope, follow the example of that old guy Xu Zhiyuan and enter the underworld, go and seek refuge...to take care of your little junior brother."

"Maybe he can be like that old guy Xu Zhiyuan and live like a human city god."

Feeling emotional.

The old Taoist priest said: "Okay, everyone, please finish your meal and rest early. I have contacted the local culture and tourism bureau and asked them to close the Dai Temple above and below. In addition, I have bribed the media and some marketing accounts to promote our Dai Temple." ...Early tomorrow morning, all of you will go up and down and wait for me. When the tourists arrive, I will control the fairy weapon and take the tourists up the mountain to offer incense!"

Many disciples of Dai Temple were shining brightly and gearing up, looking impatient.

Someone said: "The more pilgrims we have in Dai Temple, the more money we have for incense... I hope the master can give us some more, so that I can get a new mobile phone and an alien notebook."

"You have an old one? Can't you buy a new one after selling the old one? You see, my old mobile phone is being resold..."

…………

That night.

Various media and some marketing accounts began to work together.

"You will be at the top of Mount Tai, and you will have a panoramic view of the small mountains. The temple that has stood on the top of Mount Tai for thousands of years - Dai Temple!"

"Mountains are not high, as long as there are immortals, there are spirits. Mount Tai is the most mysterious mountain in Daxia!"

"It is the place where emperors of all dynasties consecrated Zen, and it is a place where you can communicate with heaven..."

"Shocking, a woman who was infertile in her 50s gave birth to a pair of twins just three months after going to Dai Temple to offer incense!"

"The miracle of Mount Tai, the appearance of gods!"

"Taishan Dai Temple, Master Xu Tianshi has agreed!"

First, various articles began to spread online.

Others have produced “AI animations” and posted them online.

Because they spent money and attracted traffic, and because they had been informed about this matter, all the major video platforms gave them maximum support, and soon these videos had millions, tens of millions or even hundreds of millions of views. Play volume.

Then various videos of "miraculous manifestations" appeared online.

It wasn't until around 11 p.m. that a shocking video was posted online.

In the video, there are three immortal weapons.

These three immortal artifacts are Kuimu Langxingjun's "Qingyun Immortal Boat", Dianmu's "Celestial Silk Handkerchief" and Weihuohuxingjun's nine-story jade tower.

The three immortal artifacts were placed at the foot of Mount Tai, with their celestial light shining brightly in all directions.

In the video, Taoist Taixu is wearing a purple Taoist robe, with white hair and a childish face, and an immortal spirit. He smiles at the camera and says: "Master Xu Tianshi knows that Mount Tai is steep and the mountain road is difficult to travel. Many elderly tourists and pilgrims may have difficulty climbing up the mountain, so he specially found the sky." The gods borrowed three immortal weapons!"

"These three immortal weapons are the Qingyun Immortal Boat, which can carry 100,000 people."

"There is also a silk handkerchief. When unfolded, it covers the sky and the sun. It is the ancestor of those magic flying carpets in the West."

"That jade pagoda is called the Nine Jade Immortal Pagoda. It has nine floors in total. Each floor is an independent space. The space inside is so vast that it can fit a country..."

"These three immortal artifacts will be used to take tourists to climb mountains and offer incense..."

"I almost forgot to mention it."

"The fairy weapon is extraordinary, and its fairy light has many special effects. If anyone can bathe in the fairy light, there may be a chance to eliminate hidden diseases in the body..."

soon.

The news "Three Immortal Weapons" topped the hot search list, and its popularity far exceeded the popularity of the scandal about a certain celebrity the next day. The extended topic reached millions in just a few hours. strip!

Wucheng.

Inside the villa.

Jiang He sat on the sofa in the living room, watching the hot searches on the TV screen, and said with a smile: "This old Taoist priest is really good at getting things done. The popularity is pretty good... I just don't know how effective it will be."

He stayed up all night, playing games with his wives.

At about 8 o'clock in the morning the next day, Liu Shishi had prepared breakfast. Xu Yang just sat down at the dining table when he suddenly shook his body and said, "Here he comes!"

The girls were startled. Yun Mengxi rolled her eyes and said, "Husband, what's going on? Why are you so startled...I was so scared that my milk leaked out."

She put down the milk and picked up toilet paper to wipe her chest.

Xu Yang finished breakfast in a few words and said, "Wives, I need to go out first."

brush!

He flashed and turned into a ray of fairy light and rushed out of the villa. When he appeared again, he was already at the edge of the Yellow River.

He casually formed a formation around his body, Xu Yang sat cross-legged, looked inside himself, and found that in his "sea of ​​consciousness", wisps of "power of incense faith" were constantly increasing.

Some of these "powers of faith in incense" are thick, some are thin, some are bright and some are dull.

Xu Yang guessed that this may be related to the strength of the pilgrims who "offered incense to worship" the golden body of the Great Emperor. The more powerful the individual, the purer the power of faith in the incense provided... Of course, it may also be related to "faith".

Don’t look at the many people who go to temples and Taoist temples to offer incense every day.

In fact, quite a few pilgrims who offer incense do not believe in these things deep down.

If you are not sincere, the incense is actually in vain.

certainly.

This type of pilgrim goes to temples and Taoist temples to offer incense and does not ask for anything, just for peace of mind.

On December 6, Xu Yang stayed by the Yellow River.

He carefully realized the magical effect of "the power of incense faith". With the increase of a large amount of "the power of incense faith", he had a completely new understanding of all aspects of life. In addition, the "illusionary power" in his body "The laws of immortality are also slowly solidifying under the influence of a large amount of "power of incense faith".

"pity……"

"There is only one Dai Temple, and there is only one golden body of Emperor Dongyue. The power of incense and faith that it can provide me with every day is only enough for me to condense the law of immortality."

Xu Yang secretly changed his mind.

I am thinking about whether to invest in building ten or eight more "Dai Temples" and cast more golden statues of Emperor Dongyue.

But soon.

He rejected his idea.

Emperor Dongyue is the God of Mount Tai and is considered to be the incarnation of Mount Tai... Is the Dai Temple still Dai Temple built somewhere else?

"Since we can't obtain more power of incense faith by building more temples and casting more statues of gods, then... can I still [steal] the power of incense faith from other 'gods'?"

Xu Yang was thoughtful.

Cui Fujun said it before.

It is said that the reason why Xu Yang was able to "steal" the power of incense and faith from Emperor Dongyue was because Emperor Fengdu secretly helped him.

The power of incense belief from other "gods" may not be so easy to "steal"... Moreover, the gods who can absorb the "power of incense belief" are at least "celestial beings". There is no need to offend people for a little power of incense belief. .

At night.

The "power of incense faith" in the sea of ​​​​consciousness increases much slower.

after all……

At this point, tourists and pilgrims should also take a rest.

Xu Yang glanced at the system attribute panel and saw that there were still some 10 million merit points left. He planned to upgrade the "water way" and "earth way" to the "celestial level".

"Ding!"

"Merit value -500,000, waterbending +1."

"Ding!"

"The merit value is -500,000, and the earth escape skill is +1."

"Ding……"

As the system prompts sounded, Xu Yang's Taoist charm rose, wisps of fairy light began to emerge, and two more fairy laws slowly took shape in his body, including the 111 at the beginning and the "Power of Incense Faith" The number of immortal laws condensed into Xu Yang's body has reached 114!

When I got home, it was already 2 o'clock in the morning.

All the girls were watching dramas and chatting in the living room. When Xu Yang saw this, he went back to the bedroom, took out the talisman paper and talisman pen, and planned to practice some talismans.

"Five Thunder Talisman!"

He made an understatement and drew a "Five Thunder Talisman" in just a few seconds.

But the next moment...

Wow!

The talisman burned and soon turned into a puddle of ashes.

Xu Yang frowned.

From the third day he came into contact with "Fu Dao", he had never encountered such a situation.

"I have drawn tens of thousands of Five Thunder Talismans, and almost never failed... Now my cultivation level has improved, and my understanding of the way of thunder has reached the immortal level... Yes!"

He suddenly reacted, shook his head and smiled bitterly: "I am too strong now, and my understanding of the way of thunder is too deep, but I want to make the ultimate Five Thunder Talisman that I can..."

"But these talismans cannot bear my power at all."

Understanding the key, Xu Yang could only put away the talisman papers and talisman pens one by one, and planned to go back to the immortals to get some talisman papers that could carry the "immortal power" before trying again.

In the following days, Xu Yang lived a very leisurely life.

On weekdays, he practices at home, drinks tea, draws talismans, and goes shopping, playing games, and shopping with his wives. When he has free time, he goes to the martial arts school to instruct the teachers and students on their practice. On the first and fifteenth day of every lunar month, he goes to various places Play in the "Horror House" in the Ghost City and gain a wave of merit points.

In the blink of an eye, two months passed.

It is already February 2024, and the lunar new year is approaching.

This day.

Summer.

In a deep mountain, a fairy light suddenly rose into the sky. The sky was filled with fairy clouds, covering a radius of 1,600 miles. There were bursts of fairy sounds that resounded in all directions.

"Ha ha ha ha!"

In the forest, the prince jumped up into the air and said with a big smile: "My king has been in seclusion for three months, and today he finally became a true martial god..."

His laughter spread throughout a radius of 800 miles.

But soon, the laughter turned into panic, and he shouted: "No... the door to ascension, the power of reception... ah, I don't want to ascend!"