This heavenly master is not serious

Today's Wucheng is different from the past.

Because Xu Yang is in charge, Wucheng can be regarded as the safest city in Daxia except "Kyoto City". Especially after the opening of the martial arts school, many people from all over the world came to Wucheng to settle down and buy houses.

Plus a meal of hype and publicity.

For example, a certain celebrity purchased real estate in Wucheng.

A certain Internet celebrity was haunted by an evil spirit and went crazy all day long. However, on the first day after arriving in Wucheng, the evil spirit was found out by a group of "shady soldiers" armed with live ammunition and shot on the spot...

The key is that Wucheng’s housing prices are low, there are many delicious foods, and the living environment is comfortable!

This situation is just like the "BBQ City" in the first half of the year. After it becomes popular, more and more people will join it...especially those who have recently bought houses and settled in Wucheng. They are watching the house prices continue to rise. , will naturally add fuel to the fire, so...

In less than two months, house prices in Wucheng have nearly doubled from the previous average price of more than 5,000. Some slightly better houses have exceeded 10,000, and house prices continue to grow. It is estimated that before the end of the year , the average house price in Wucheng can exceed 10,000!

Under such circumstances, Wucheng today is naturally very lively.

It was noon and people were coming and going on the street.

Especially in the "Guangyao Food Street". In recent days, the Wucheng City Government has built a "Food Street" here. People are coming and going on the street. It can be said that there is a huge crowd. Under this situation, there is a sudden scream in front of the street. came.

But I saw an old scalper standing up and running wildly.

His front hooves transformed into human hands.

He was also holding a bottle of Xixia beer in his hand, drinking while running wildly.

Behind him, Ma Long was drunk and shouting while chasing: "Brother Niu... wait for me, Brother Niu, I have already paid for the drink!"

"???"

Niu Pang slowed down, staggered and burped, then sat down on the steps next to the street.

Click.

After all, he is an old scalper.

How could the steps on the roadside bear his weight?

The steps immediately cracked.

The drunk Niu Pang didn't notice it, and cursed: "Damn it, you didn't even say a word after paying the bill, which made me run all over the street... By the way, what are we going to do next?"

Niu Pang burped, reached for his crotch, then raised his head and drank a bottle of Xixia beer in one gulp.

When the crowd on the street saw this scene, they were shocked and frightened at first, and they backed away one after another.

"Demon!"

"There's a monster!"

"Is this a monster? Isn't it said that Wucheng is the safest city in the country? Why are there monsters in the city!"

"Mom, I'm going to die, this monster is going to eat people!"

Niu Pang's eyes widened and he said angrily: "Damn it, you mortals are just talking about it? I am Xu Tianshi's mount, how can I hurt people?"

Ma Long also chased after him.

He majored in "Spirit Soul", his body was weak, and he had indulged in sex without restraint for a long time. After running for so long, he was sweating profusely and breathing heavily.

After some explanation.

The fear in the passers-by's hearts disappeared immediately, and they crowded around again.

"Wow!"

"It turns out to be Xu Tianshi's mount... No wonder it's so handsome!"

"In ancient times, the founder of Taoism rode an ox to the west of JYG. Now Xu Tianshi's mount is actually an old ox... Could it be that Xu Tianshi has the appearance of enlightenment?"

"Oh...sister, look at how that bull demon is acting so carelessly."

"Sister, are you angry again?"

Click click click.

Someone took a photo.

Soon, the police rushed over. They were shocked at first when they saw it was a "bull demon", but they still had the courage to step forward and ask questions.

The bull demon didn't know what a "police" was. After Ma Long's explanation, he was startled and jumped up. "Isn't that the patrol room? Ma Long, brother, I'll run away first..."

Holding the bottle in hand, he stood up, made a running motion, and rushed out of the crowd. Several policemen wanted to chase him, but they found that the bull demon's hooves were running like Hot Wheels. Afterimage, where can I catch up?

Get to know passers-by.

Then he called Xu Yang.

Xu Yang flew back to Wucheng and saw Niu Pang still raging on the street. His face immediately sank and a spiritual thought passed over——

"Niupang!"

Niu Pang suddenly woke up, stood on the sidewalk, put his hands behind his back, hid the wine bottle in his hand, burped, and said: "Sir, you are here."

Xu Yang stepped on the auspicious clouds and fell from the sky.

How could Niu Pang's little moves be hidden from him?

Taking a look at the traffic paralysis and congestion caused by Niu Pang on the street, Xu Yang said with a cold face: "I asked you to stay at the door of the house, why did you run out?"

Niu Pang looked like he had done something wrong. He lowered his head and said, "Sir... it's Ma Long. He insisted on dragging me out to drink."

Ma Long, who had just chased him from the intersection: "???"

"Damn it, Niu Pang, please stop putting a shit basin on my head!"

Ma Long said: "It's obviously you who forced me... ugh!"

Niu Pang drank a lot of wine into him.

After running so far, my stomach was already churning, and before I could finish a sentence, I vomited all over the floor.

Xu Yang scolded: "It doesn't matter if you go out to drink... But you are the demon king and can transform. Why don't you transform and then go drink, why do you have to cause such a big mess?"

Niu Pang said aggrievedly: "Sir, I can transform into a human being, and become a human being... I feel awkward. I heard that modern people are very tolerant. Some men can dress up as women and go out on the streets, and some women can dress up as women." I was led out on the street as a little bitch, or even without any clothes on. I thought since they could do it, I, the old cow, could do it too..."

Xu Yang was speechless.

The time agreed with the prince was coming soon, so Niu Pang could only be sent back.

As for Ma Long, he hailed a taxi and drove away.

After another 10 minutes or so, the prince flew in from afar.

His martial arts true intentions swept away and he discovered Xu Yang, and at the same time he also noticed the aura of Niu Pang. After landing, he inquired and learned that Xu Yang had subdued a "Demon King" level mount. He couldn't help but sigh: "People are better than people." , It’s really annoying... A big demon in the realm of the demon king is actually rushing to be your mount..."

Xu Yang smiled and said: "If Minister Wang is interested, I will help you catch one later."

"No need."

The prince waved his hand and said, "I'm a martial arts practitioner, so what's the point of riding a mount?"

Then he got down to business and said, "All the media have almost arrived... where is the press conference, where is it arranged? How about going to your funeral shop?"

Xu Yang nodded, indicating that it was okay.

He returned to the funeral store and asked Ma Xiaotiao and Yue Ya to clean up the store.

soon.

People from various media outlets arrived.

These media were all arranged by the prince, so they naturally knew what questions should be asked and what questions should not be asked. Xu Yang got the "speech" written by the prince in advance, and when faced with the interviews with many media, , coping with ease.

And as the "Martial Arts Leader", he calls on all Taoist sects, sects, and aristocratic families in the world to unite to overcome difficulties and protect the country!

In addition, Xu Yang was still in front of the camera, advising those "born" monsters to behave themselves, abide by the law, and not to make mistakes.

This press conference was broadcast live.

Soon it spread throughout the entire Daxia world.

And Xu Yang...

After the press conference, we went to the Wucheng Branch of the Bureau of Spiritual Management and met the werewolf Chris in the "prison" on the third underground floor.

"Chris, do you want to live or die?"

This was Xu Yang's first question after meeting Chris.

Chris's head was nodding like a rattle...

Who wants to die if he can live?

Xu Yang smiled and asked again: "Do you want to go back?"

Chris was startled.

Xu Yang took out the big hammer and said: "As long as I have grown up, the only time I went abroad was to deal with the Shura Sect... Now that I have achieved success in cultivation and have a happy family, I plan to go overseas for my honeymoon. I would like to ask Chris to help me do it. Tour guide, what do you think?"

Chris pupil earthquake.

"No!"

"Master Xu Tian...I can't take you back!"

"They will kill me... they will kill me, I can't be a traitor!"

"Ding!"

"The werewolf was frightened, his merit value +100, his constitution +1, and his self-healing power +1."

"Ding!"

"The werewolf was frightened, his merit value +100, his constitution +1, and his self-healing power +1."

"Ding……"

Chris looked crazy. As a warrior of the "werewolf clan", he knew the rules of the clan very well... If he really took Xu Yang back, I'm afraid his end would be even more miserable than dying in this prison. !

He growled.

His body showed signs of wolf transformation, and he suddenly flew up and hit his head on the wall, hoping to kill him in the prison.

boom!

Xu Yang appeared in the prison at some unknown time. He struck down with a hammer, knocking Chris backwards as he threw himself against the alloy wall. He sneered, "A dog-like thing, in front of me... also wants to commit suicide?"

However, Chris fell to the ground, twitched a few times and then lost his breath.

"Ding!"

"Congratulations to the host, you have made great achievements in hunting werewolves, and you have received a reward: merit value +1000."

Xu Yang: "......"

Wang Lin rushed in from outside the prison, touched Chris's nose, and said: "Master Xu Tianshi...he is dead!"

Damn it!

I hit him with a hammer to stop him from committing suicide.

Why did you beat someone to death?

Xu Yang's toes pierced the soles of his shoes in embarrassment, but on the surface he looked calm and said calmly: "It doesn't matter, I deliberately beat him to death... He has been lurking in Daxia for these years, although he has never killed him personally. People, but the people he assimilated have caused many murders. All of this happened because of him, so he will naturally have to pay some price."

Wang Lin said: "But Master Xu Tianshi, didn't you say you wanted Chris to take you to the west to infiltrate the werewolf tribe?"

Xu Yang glanced at Wang Lin and thought to himself that you are the only one with so many problems.

He smiled and said: "I just killed his person, not his soul... You go out first and wait for me to do what I do, condense his soul, turn him into a ghost and control him."

Wang Lin said in surprise: "Master Xu Tian, ​​this guy is a Westerner... Do Westerners also turn into ghosts after they die?"