This heavenly master is not serious

Xiaoyu looked around and found that the cracks on the wall were a bit excessive.

She gestured against the wall.

You can put your fist into the widest part of the crack.

And the cracks spread all the way to the ceiling like a spider web.

She asked cautiously: "Sister Xiaoxue, this crack... won't the house collapse?"

"rest assured!"

Xiaoxue said: "This is a villa area. Do you know what a villa area is? It is a place where people with status and status live. The quality should be very good. Such a few cracks will not cause it to collapse...right?"

While speaking, Long Xiaoxue's expression suddenly changed, she looked outside suddenly, and said in a deep voice: "A martial arts master is here... Huh? Is it Xu Yang?"

The next moment, the doorbell rang.

Long Xiaoxue opened the door in a flash, looked Xu Yang up and down, and said with a shocked look on her face: "Xu Yang...what's your cultivation level?"

Xu Yang walked into the house and said with a smile: "I had an epiphany and made some progress in my cultivation."

"!!!"

Long Xiaoxue closed the door and followed Xu Yang, her voice involuntarily raised a few points, and said: "I know your ability to achieve enlightenment... But before you returned home, your martial arts cultivation was not at the peak of the Heavenly Realm. How could I do it?" Are you in the middle stage of the Celestial Realm in just one meal?"

"Maybe it's because I've accumulated a lot of money."

Xu Yang came to the wet and dry separation area on the first floor and said casually while washing his hands.

Accumulation...thick?

The corner of Long Xiaoxue's mouth twitched.

If I hadn't lived in Xu Yang's "Purple House Consciousness Sea" for a period of time, I would have almost believed it!

Damn it, when I first entered your Purple Mansion's sea of ​​consciousness, your physical body was only slightly stronger than an ordinary Henglian martial arts master... It's only been less than 2 months at most, and you're the one taking the lead. To accumulate?

Xu Yang was too lazy to say more on this issue.

He had already arrived at the dinner table and asked, "Where's the food?"

"ah……"

Long Xiaoxue was stunned, looked at Xiaoyu and said, "Where is Xiaoyu's rice?"

Tu Xiaoyu: “…”

She was stunned for a moment, then turned around and ran into the kitchen, and immediately said in shock: "Sister Xiaoxue, is there a power outage at our house? Why is the food still uncooked?"

Long Xiaoxue rushed into the kitchen: "Ah...it's true!"

Xu Yang: "......"

He stood up silently and walked into the kitchen, and then the corners of his mouth and eyelids twitched involuntarily.

He glanced at the rice cooker.

Xu Yang gritted his teeth and said, "The plug is not plugged in. Where did the electricity come from?"

Long Xiaoxue grabbed the cord on the rice cooker and said, "This is plugged in..."

"..."

Oh shit!

"You're not plugged into the socket, are you?"

Xu Yang was numb. He pointed at the mess in the kitchen and the cracks on the wall and said, "Let's forget about the food for now... What's wrong with the kitchen?"

Long Xiaoxue: "Hahahaha...Xu Yang, let's eat first...Although the rice is not good, I made fish...eh...where's my fish?"

She put her hand into the hot pot and picked out a complete "fish skeleton" with two fingers.

Looking at the "fish soup" still boiling in the pot, I realized in hindsight: "Fuck...has all the fish meat fallen into the pot?"

Xu Yang looked around again and asked, "Is this the only dish?"

Long Xiaoxue nodded sheepishly.

My... Infinite Heavenly Lord!

Xu Yang put his hand on his forehead, feeling a little dizzy.

Damn you two big demons. Looking at the whole world, I’m afraid there are only a handful of people who are better than you... You two made a meal, but the rice was not steamed. After an afternoon, you cooked a fish and it fell apart?

That's it……

How could the kitchen be like this?

Xu Yang asked and learned from Tu Xiaoyu's mouth...

Long Xiaoxue personally went to the Yellow River to catch this fish.

The fish was still alive when it was thrown into the pot, but it jumped out when the hot water hit it. With my quick eyesight and quick hands, I slapped the fish against the wall.

Xu Yang looked closely and found that there was indeed a palm print on the cracked wall.

Tu Xiaoyu lowered her head, fidgeting with the skirt of her maid uniform with both hands, and said like a mosquito: "Sir, don't blame me... Xiaoyu was cooking for the first time, and she might have been a little panicked at the time, so she used her strength when shooting the fish. A little bit bigger.”

Before Xu Yang could speak, Long Xiaoxue looked astonished: "I know...the reason why this fish fell apart must be because the flesh was separated when you photographed it!"

"The wool and flesh are separated!"

Xu Yang yelled: "This must have been stewed for a long time, right?"

Pulling at Long Xiaoxue's maid uniform, Xu Yang asked: "And this dress...where did you get it?"

"This is a cook's outfit."

Long Xiaoxue glanced at Xu Yang with a "caring for the mentally retarded" look, and said speechlessly: "Don't you even know this? The women in the movie Sister Yun showed us wore this when cooking in the kitchen. ...Sister Yun specially ordered this online."

As he said that, he raised his hips, straightened his chest muscles, and asked, "How is it? Does it look good?"

"..."

All right!

Very eye-catching indeed.

Especially these two witches, a bunny girl and a little dragon girl. They look like petite lolita, but have very hot figures. When paired with maid outfits, they are simply "beautiful and delicious".

With the situation at home like this, we will definitely not be able to eat dinner.

Xu Yang said: "The villa won't collapse anyway, so just leave it like this... Let's go out to eat first."

One person and two demons left the villa and randomly found a home-cooked noodle restaurant outside to have a meal.

"Xiao Xue."

"You don't have to worry about the kitchen. With my current understanding of earthwork, I can fix the kitchen without having to do anything."

At the dinner table, Xu Yang said.

Long Xiaoxue said: "I'm not worried about it."

Xu Yang: "Then why did you only eat two bowls of noodles today?"

Long Xiaoxue burped and said, "My appetite is not very good today... Besides, she is a girl. Don't you girls in this world all eat very little?"

Xiaoyu said weakly: "Sister, I already ate it when I went to catch fish in the Yellow River today..."

After dinner.

Back home.

Xu Yang came to the kitchen. He activated his magic power and activated the "earth power" between heaven and earth. In an instant, an earthy yellow halo filled the whole body.

As this earthy yellow halo fell on the wall, the cracked wall quickly returned to its original shape.

"Wow!"

"Sir is so awesome!"

Tu Xiaoyu praised from the side.

Long Xiaoxue folded her hands on her chest and sneered: "It's just a small trick... Okay, I'm going to bed!"

She yawned and went upstairs.

In the hall on the first floor, only Xiaoyu and Xu Yang were left.

Xu Yang said: "Xiaoyu, please go to bed early. I will also go back to the room."

He walked upstairs, Xiaoyu following behind.

Xu Yang walked into the room, and Xiaoyu followed. She was wearing a maid outfit and said delicately: "Sir... Sister Yun asked me to take care of your food, clothing, and daily life. She also said... She also said that sir, you have strong abilities, good health, and Vajra." If you don’t pour it down, if you don’t… do it at night, you won’t be able to sleep.”

Say it.

He squatted down in front of Xu Yang.

Xu Yang: "Isn't this not good?...Ah...don't bite...yes, yes, that's it."

Tu Xiaoyu hesitated and said vaguely: "Sir, this is Xiaoyu's first time, and his skills are a bit rusty. I hope the master can forgive me..."

What happened next is naturally difficult to describe in one sentence, so there is no need to repeat it.

Although Tu Xiaoyu was a big demon, it was her first time after all, and she was quickly defeated. She cried and begged for help: "Sister Xue... help me, help me!"

Long Xiaoxue pushed the door open and entered.

Her face was a little red, but she still sneered and said: "Huh, you ordinary monsters are weak, and you can't handle a little man... Come, let me see what Xu Yang is capable of!"

Tu Xiaoyu said with a cry: "Sister, sir... sir, he is not small... he is very big!"

Long Xiaoxue joined the battle.

She was very good at blowing, but this was the first time, and her performance was not even as good as Tu Xiaoyu. It didn't take long for her to cry and beg for mercy.

"Snapped!"

Xu Yang patted his butt and cursed: "Are you still stubborn?"

"snort!"

Long Xiaoxue said: "I have transformed into a human form, and my strength has been reduced too much. If I transform into my true body, I will definitely kill you without leaving any trace of you... How about giving it a try?"

Xu Yang was so frightened that he begged for mercy and quickly gave in.

…………

at the same time.

The Li family in Longxi, in the head of the family's house.

The newly appointed head of the Li family, Li Yihong, sat on the main seat, and next to him were six middle-aged people with good temperament.

Li Yihong said: "Family heads... If you are here today, you must have received the news!"

"Xu Yang is going to succeed the Heavenly Master... This means that Jingming Dao has won the Supreme Dharma Master Seal!"

"Then... the destruction of Lushan Road must be inseparable from Xu Yang."

Li Yihong looked around and said: "Back then, a prince overwhelmed me, Daxia Jianghu, and I couldn't breathe... Now Xu Yang is born, and the two of them are very close. If I continue to let him grow up, the future will definitely be mine." Enemies of Daxia Jianghu!"