This heavenly master is not serious

Xu Yang soon discovered that he was overthinking it.

Long Xiaoxue, a little girl, has a mind as simple as a blank piece of paper. How can she deliberately test people's hearts?

She was really drunk!

The majestic dragon, a hundred and dozens of meters tall, ate two roasted whole sheep and beat teeth as a sacrifice... a bottle of beer, and got drunk!

Leaning in Xu Yang's arms, he smacked his lips and muttered drunken words such as "I'm finally free", "The delicacies in the world are so delicious", "Xu Yang is so handsome".

Xu Yang had no choice but to help Long Xiaoxue out of the night market.

It's almost 11pm now.

Although Wucheng is more lively at night than other cities, it is still much worse than before.

There were very few vehicles and pedestrians left on the streets.

Xu Yang wanted to hail a taxi, but after waiting for four or five minutes, he didn't get one.

My big G is in the storage space.

However, he was worried that Long Xiaoxue would vomit in the car, so he helped her walk under the dim street lights.

suddenly.

A demonic wind blew.

The empty streets suddenly became quiet.

Under the streetlight ahead, a long shadow appeared,

The shadow looked like a mouse, with a swaying tail, and looked very strange under the dim street lights.

Xu Yang looked up and saw a yellow leather man nearly one meter high blocking the road.

He stood up, his two black eyes rolling around, and finally landed on Xu Yang. His two small front paws bowed towards Xu Yang, then turned left three times, turned right three times, and arched again. He raised his paws and bowed, mouthing human words, and asked: "Young man, do you think I look like a human or a god?"

"..."

Xu Yang was immediately confused by this sentence.

Huangpizi, he naturally recognizes it.

This thing is also called a weasel, also known as a weasel, and it inhabits plains, swamps, river valleys, villages, cities and mountainous areas. It is nocturnal and feeds mainly on rodents and occasionally other small mammals.

Among the people, Huang Pizi is also called Huang Daxian, especially in the Northeast, there are also fox, yellow, white, willow and gray, and they are called the "Five Immortals".

People from Northeastern shamanism are especially good at "inviting the Five Immortals".

Naturally, Xu Yang had also heard about the "Huang Pizi blocking the road to ask for a seal".

If you answer that it looks like a human being, it will cultivate into a human being. If you say that it looks like a god, although it will not really become a god, its Taoism will go further. If you say that it looks like nothing, it will have to go back and continue. Practice.

Naturally, Xu Yang would not give a step-by-step answer.

After being stunned for a moment, he couldn't help but laugh.

How dare this yellow guy from nowhere dare to block his way?

Huang Pizi was confused when he saw this and asked: "Young man, why are you laughing? You haven't answered my question yet?"

Xu Yang did not answer, but asked: "Before I answer your question, please answer me a question first... Do you recognize me?"

Huang Pizi shook his head.

Xu Yang added: "I knew right away that you didn't know me... From what I can see, your Taoist practice cannot be cultivated in a day or two. You can barely be considered a layman. In this case, even if you don't know me... ...But you also recognize the hammer in my hand, right?"

Xu Yang silently took out the big hammer from the storage ring.

The dark hammer head glowed with a red luster under the dim street light, sizzling...

On it, there were a few wisps of arc flashes.

Huang Pizi stared at the big hammer in Xu Yang's hand and was stunned for a moment. Then he seemed to think of something. His small eyes widened and he lost his voice and said: "The Hammer King of the Northwest...are you Master Xu?"

"Ding!"

"The weasel is frightened, its merit value is +50, and its poison gas is +1."

"Ding!"

"The weasel is frightened, its merit value is +50, and its poison gas is +1."

"Ding……"

They say he is as timid as a mouse.

Weasels are no exception.

As soon as it recognized Xu Yang's identity, it knelt down on the ground, kowtowed repeatedly and begged for mercy, saying: "Master Xu, Master Xu, you have a lot of people, just treat me like a fart... I'm so small." I bumped into you blindly..."

In one breath, it contributed "twenty" system prompts to Xu Yang.

This is nothing.

However, Xu Yang was shocked by the "poisonous gas" ability that he got from the weasel. He immediately turned black and said angrily: "Go away, if you come to Wucheng again to block the road to ask for seal, I will interrupt your dog." leg!"

"Thank you Master Xu!"

Huang Pizi breathed a sigh of relief, stood up quickly, and disappeared with a wave of evil wind.

This small episode did not affect Xu Yang's mood.

He supported the drunken Long Xiaoxue and continued walking on the sidewalk, but his mind was focused on the system properties panel.

On the system properties panel, apart from the merit value increasing by another 1,000 points, the [Taoist] and [Martial Arts] columns have not changed. This shows that... the so-called "poisonous gas" is not martial arts and Taoist, but A special ability.

Xu Yang has experienced this ability a lot.

For example, "Invulnerability", "Piano Skills", "Cooking Skills", "Car Skills", "Xiao Skills", etc. are not displayed on the attribute panel.

Xu Yang couldn't help but think of the abilities of "Wong Tai Sin".

"Wong Tai Sin" has two abilities.

One is "possession".

There are many such examples among the people, and some people have even seen them with their own eyes.

A good person will suddenly become crazy, talk nonsense, and say things like "I didn't steal your chicken, why did you block my hole?" to the crowd.

Or, "My surname is Huang, and my family lives on the hilltop in the east. If you remember to bring us food on weekdays, I will keep you safe. If you don't do this, I will come find you at night."

This kind of appearance was called "feudal superstition" in the past few years, and some experts even explained it.

Speaking of this "explanation", we have to mention Huang Pizi's second ability.

As we all know, Huangpizi farts!

How smelly is this fart?

It is completely "poison gas" level and can cause humans to have hallucinations and even insanity.

Experts believe that those who are "possessed" by Huangpizi are not really "possessed", but are actually bitten by the weasel's farts, causing confusion and hallucinations.

As to whether it is true or false, there is no way to tell.

Xu Yang, on the other hand, couldn't help but blush after studying the "poison gas" ability!

"Damn... this poisonous gas is actually exerted through farts?"

"Once it's used, it can cause hallucinations at worst, or insanity at worst... This ability is quite powerful, but it's too shameful to use it!"

Shame is shame.

Gotta give it a try.

Xu Yang looked around and saw no one was around, so he took out toilet paper and stuffed his nose.

Then……

He secretly used the "poison gas" skill.

The sound of this move was not too loud, but it was so powerful that Xu Yang could even feel his pants bulging up.

As for the taste.

Xu Yang stuffed his nose and struggled to breathe. Naturally, he didn't know.

"vomit!"

At this moment, Long Xiaoxue, who was in a drunken state, suddenly vomited. Her body twitched a few times, and foam even appeared at the corners of her mouth. She said tremblingly: "Master Xu... No, someone poisoned me!"

Say it.

He tilted his head and fell asleep.

It’s not just caused by drunkenness, it’s also caused by “toxic gas”.

Xu Yang picked up Long Xiaoxue, used his body skills to turn into an afterimage and disappeared into the street, but he secretly swore in his heart... It would be better not to use this ability in the future!

Return to the villa.

Liu Shishi and the others didn't even come back.

That's understandable.

The Xixia Ghost Market was vigorously promoted, attracting many ghosts, and with the opening of the ghost gate, many ghosts came. These ghosts have different abilities and are strong or weak. If they are not properly placed, trouble will definitely arise.

"It's a good thing that he didn't come back, otherwise I wouldn't know how to explain Long Xiaoxue's matter."

Stayed up all night.

Xu Yang drew talismans and practiced magical powers. After washing up the next morning, he woke up Long Xiaoxue and told her: "I'm going to school to work. You stay at home. You can go out for a walk if you want, but don't cause trouble."

Long Xiaoxue agreed wholeheartedly.

Arriving at the Taoist Academy of the Wushu School, as soon as Xu Yang entered the office, Wan Qian walked in wearing a black OL work uniform. She also specially wore a pair of black-rimmed glasses, put a document in front of Xu Yang's desk, and said : "Dean, here are some purchase lists from the Logistics Department, which need your signature."

Xu Yang joked: "What if I don't sign?"

"Dean..."

Wan Qian is jealous.

The delicate sound made Xu Yang feel like he was getting an electric shock.

She swayed gracefully, stepped forward and locked the office door, came behind the desk and said, "Boss, what do you need me to do before I sign?"

The two played an office sitcom.

It didn't end until more than an hour later. Xu Yang signed and asked with a smile: "How was it? Have you learned the basic sword skills?"

Wan Qian wiped her lips and said: "I am practicing, but I don't have any understanding yet."

"Learning martial arts and swordsmanship is not something that can be achieved overnight. Your physique is different from ordinary people. This has already made you a big advantage at the starting line. If you practice hard, you will definitely become a female hero in the future."

After all, it is work time.

Although Wan Qian's main purpose of coming to the martial arts school is to practice martial arts and swordsmanship, as the assistant to the dean, she still has to do the work at hand.

For example, she has to prepare some meeting minutes and some teaching plan schedules.

Until noon.

Xu Yang and Wan Qian went to the cafeteria to eat together.

After returning to the office, Xu Yang had just taken out the talisman paper and talisman pen and practiced for a while when there was a knock on the door. Wan Qian walked in and said: "Dean Xu, there is an old gentleman outside. He wants to see you."

"oh?"

Xu Yang asked in surprise: "An old gentleman? Where is he?"

"Master Xu."

At this time, a middle-aged man in blue shirt walked in from outside the door. He looked at Xu Yang and said with a smile: "Master Xu, we meet again."

Xu Yang's eyes moved slightly, but on the surface he stood up quickly and said with a smile: "It turns out to be an old-timer... Old-timer, please take a seat quickly... Wan Qian, serve tea, serve good tea!"

This old man is none other than the owner of the Fengdu Ghost Market who had an encounter with Xu Yang that day!

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