This heavenly master is not serious

"Shishi and Yang Yin's cooking skills are getting better and better."

At the dinner table, Xu Yang took a bite of the fish and said, "This fish is well cooked and marinated well."

He and Yun Mengxi went to the funeral shop, while Liu Shishi and Yang Yin were not idle at home. They prepared a large table of dishes. Xu Yang tasted them one by one and found that except for one Kung Pao Chicken, there was too much salt. Apart from that, the other dishes are actually pretty good.

Although it's not as good as a hotel chef, it's not far behind!

You must know that Liu Shishi and Yang Yin 10 days ago could turn porridge into sticky rice, let alone cook!

This progress is simply amazing.

The key is that everyone has been outside during this period, so they haven't done much cooking... How did they develop this cooking skill?

Xu Yang didn't bother to ask about these side branches and ends. It was just delicious!

Even Yun Mengxi, a foodie, praised it a few times and said: "Not bad, not bad... Starting from tomorrow, I will teach you how to cook. I learned a lot of dishes when I opened a noodle shop."

After eating, the three girls went to the kitchen and chatted while washing the dishes.

Xu Yang was sitting on the sofa in the living room, posing with "five hearts pointing to the sky", pretending to practice, but in fact he was quietly listening to their conversation.

Vaguely, Xu Yang heard questions such as "How do you feel?" and "Are you feeling comfortable?" Yunmengxi even taught online and said: "I didn't feel anything at first, but gradually I became more comfortable... "

The three girls came out of the kitchen and went upstairs together. Xu Yang simply had nothing to do, so he started practicing the "Sky Eye Technique".

With the operation and stimulation of the magic power, he felt the tingling sensation in his eyes intensifying, and a burning feeling rose from the bottom of his eyes, as if someone had sprinkled devil's pepper into his eyes, which was very uncomfortable.

"No wonder there are so many masters in the Taoist sects in the world but only a few can master the Heavenly Eye Technique."

Xu Yang couldn't help but sigh.

He stopped practicing, fearing that if he continued practicing like this, he might become really blind!

When the burning tingling and swelling pain gradually dissipated, Xu Yang followed the steps and slowly started practicing again. When the pain in his eyes became unbearable, he continued to stop and rest.

Repeatedly, back and forth until about three o'clock in the morning.

Wow!

A dark wind blew into the villa.

Xu Yang's tightly closed eyelids moved slightly and said: "Madam, are you back?"

"Um."

Yue Yuluo appeared in the living room. She said sweetly: "The matter has been settled. Naturally, I will come back to serve my husband... Husband, are your eyes feeling better?"

Xu Yang shook his head.

"Where are Sister Shishi and the others?"

"It's upstairs."

"oh……"

As the little girl said this, she was about to float upstairs. Xu Yang immediately said, "Wait a minute!"

"ah?"

"Come, sit here, I have something to ask."

Xu Yang patted his thigh.

"Ah...this..."

Yue Yuluo hesitated for less than three seconds, then floated over and timidly sat on Xu Yang's lap. Xu Yang stretched out his hand and took her into his arms and asked, "I asked my sister to help me find out." How are things going?"

"My husband didn't ask, I almost forgot."

Yue Yuluo said: "Sister, I have inquired with the little ghosts below. In recent days, there are indeed several families in Wucheng who have created ghosts... Some of the little ghosts under her command have also been here."

Said.

Twisted.

She felt that Xu Yang's hand became restless, and her face immediately turned red, but she did not stop it.

Feeling the cool touch from his palm, Xu Yang asked, "How many families have created ghosts? What are their names? Where do they live?"

"Three families."

Yue Yuluo said: "I don't know what the specific name is. In recent years, there are very few people in the world who are matched with Yin souls. In the past few days, three families have been matched with Yin souls. This matter is indeed strange. If your husband wants to investigate, I can let the little ghosts under my sister Come and lead the way, they’ll know the way after they’ve been there for a while.”

"That's fine, but it's not necessary today."

Xu Yang chuckled and reached down with his hand, saying: "Does Madam understand the method of divine intercourse? I have been fascinated by divine intercourse for a long time, and the night is long. How about you teach me?"

"ah!"

Yue Yuluo was like a frightened rabbit, trying to run away, but Xu Yang held her back.

"Ding!"

"The female ghost was frightened, her merit value +50, and her paper-cutting skill +1."

She "forcibly married" Xu Yang before, and she behaved like this during the wedding ceremony... This is understandable. After all, she has been a "golden girl" for hundreds of years, both during and after her life. She suddenly had to do this. Isn't it reasonable to be afraid and nervous about things?

Fortunately, Xu Yang once forced him to find out the "method of divine communication" in the ruined temple on Naitou Mountain, and he knew how to do it, so he took the initiative to use it.

only……

Something seems to be wrong!

"Husband, the so-called divine intercourse refers to the fusion of souls and souls. This is a deep-seated ** in the soul..."

Yue Yuluo was pinned down by Xu Yang, and said with a blushing face: "My husband has not yet reached the divine realm, and his soul cannot come out of his shell, so he cannot take the initiative to have divine intercourse... Just rest for now and let me take care of you!"

Wow!

She transformed into a wisp of yin energy and instantly rose into the sky.

"Husband, lie down, relax... and calm down!"

"Does this godly friend still have so many connections?"

Xu Yang complained in his heart that it would be more direct to XX with Yunmengxi. However, although Yunmengxi is a zombie, her body structure is exactly the same as that of a normal human being, while Yue Yuluo is a ghost, and her current body is completely condensed by Yin Qi. , can't be compared?

He followed Yue Yuluo's instructions and lay on the sofa, concentrating. The next moment, his eyes suddenly changed, and a world of birds singing and the fragrance of flowers appeared.

Where is the sofa under me?

It is a soft green grassland with many beautiful flowers and beautiful butterflies flying around in it. The gurgling river not far away completely passes through the grassland. There are flowers in the crystal clear river. Fat fish are swimming.

Everything is like a dream, like a fairyland.

"Husband, this is an illusion created by me... I have pulled a ray of your spirit into the illusion. Now you are transformed into a ray of spirit. Don't break free."

Behind him, Yue Yuluo's voice came out.

Xu Yang looked back and saw that Yue Yuluo was wearing the wedding dress she wore when she got married that day. She was holding the skirt of her dress with both hands, looking shy, and said sweetly: "Husband... it's time to start!"

Said.

The clothes on his body were slowly taken off.

"Madam, here I come!"

Xu Yang rushed forward.

What happened next is difficult to describe...

for a long time.

On the sofa, Xu Yang slowly opened his eyes. He felt happy both physically and mentally. He took a long breath and said, "How can this divine intercourse be so wonderful?"

Yue Yuluo slowly gathered her figure and said shyly: "The physical pleasure is naturally not as good as the deep-seated comfort of the soul... Oh, it's almost dawn. Husband, I'll go upstairs first."

She didn't dare to look directly at Xu Yang and floated upstairs.

Xu Yang looked aside with his eyes closed and said, "Yang Yin, come out."

"ah……"

Yang Yin was startled, slowly appeared, and muttered: "I have already used the soul-condensing beads to cover my aura, but I still can't hide your sense from the boss... Sister Shishi, Sister Yun... Hey, where have you been? "

Originally, Liu Shishi and Yun Mengxi were also "peeping" with Yang Yin, but now when she turned around, she couldn't see any shadows?

Immediately he stammered: "Old... boss, it's dawn, I'm going to the vegetable market to buy vegetables!"

After saying that, he turned into a wisp of wind and fled.

Xu Yang laughed.

This little girl runs pretty fast...

As for Liu Shishi and Yunmengxi?

He really didn't feel it.

On the other hand, it was Yang Yin. She had not yet achieved the red dress. Even if she borrowed the Soul Condensing Bead, she could not hide it from Xu Yang.

Got dressed.

After washing up, it was already bright outside.

Liu Shishi drove and went to the morning market to buy vegetables with Yang Yin.

They say the vegetables bought at this time are the freshest.

Yunmengxi and Yue Yuluo stayed at home to make breakfast.

After eating breakfast, the four girls seemed to have reached an agreement and pushed Yang Yin out and asked her to accompany Xu Yang to the funeral shop.

As soon as he arrived at the funeral shop and opened the door, Xu Yang received a call from Ma Long.

He hesitated and said, "Old Xu, can you help me?"

"What's wrong?"

Xu Yang was surprised when he heard Ma Long's tone... This guy always got straight to the point when he asked for help. When had he ever used such a tone? When asked, Ma Long said, "Hey, don't mention it. He hunts geese all day, no. Thinking of the mistake this time, I took the master to the club for massage last night and encountered the anti-pornography..."

"Pfft!"

Xu Yang couldn't hold it back and laughed on the spot.

On the other end of the phone, Ma Long was anxious: "Why are you laughing? Come to the Litong District Public Security Bureau quickly and escort me and my master out..."

"Hahahahaha!"

Xu Yang said: "I'm not laughing... You are at the Litong branch, right? You were arrested last night. Why did you only think of calling me now?"

"I caught you at about three o'clock in the morning. I thought you might be asleep, so I didn't disturb you..."

Laughter is a smile.

The insurance is still available.

Xu Yang immediately asked Yang Yin to look at the store and took a taxi to the Public Security Bureau.

There are two public security bureaus in Wucheng.

One is the "Municipal Public Security Bureau" and the other is the "District Bureau".

Ma Long and Lao Wangtou were arrested by the "District Bureau".

Officer Wang also works in the Litong District Branch.

Arriving at the Litong District Branch, Xu Yang had a keen sense of hearing and could hear Lao Wangtou teaching Ma Long a lesson from a distance...

"Trash, you're just a prostitute. Why are you looking so sad?"

"How can a disciple of my king Defa be so weak?"

"As a teacher, you will encounter this kind of small scene at least three times a year... You have called Xu Yang, right? Just wait. It's just a small amount of bail and a fine at most."

Xu Yang: "......"

Is this Uncle Wang still a habitual offender?

Enter the situation.

Xu Yang paid the bail and fine according to the procedure. The young policeman glanced at Uncle Wang and said: "Uncle, your name is Wang Defa, right? You are over 70 years old. Can you pay more attention in the future... Look at your record , I wrote a whole page!”

Lao Wangtou stared: "What's wrong with being in your 70s? Can't you have some normal physiological needs in your 70s?"

The policeman was speechless. It took him a while to react, and after giving him a verbal education, he let Lao Wangtou and Ma Long leave.

Xu Yang "looked" at the two masters and apprentices, suppressing laughter the whole time, and the muscles on his face were almost stiff. Suddenly, his mental energy swept away, and he saw an acquaintance, and immediately said: "Officer Wang... hahahaha …”

Officer Wang: “…”

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