This heavenly master is not serious

hatred! hatred! hatred!

At this moment, Xu Yang only hated his idleness. Why did he open his "eyes of heaven" to see the Mausoleum of the First Emperor?

He hated that he was "blind" and could not see the "beautiful scenery" in front of him.

but……

When the eyes cannot see, people's other senses will be infinitely magnified, but this is another experience!

He was unable to resist, so he could only actively cooperate and took the time to say: "Meng Xi... how about we go to bed? If not, the sofa will do... I feel a little awkward in the coffin."

"Shut up!"

Yunmengxi said: "Can I still make the decision on my territory?"

After all, she is a young lady.

Even with Xu Yang's cooperation, he seemed very unfamiliar at first.

However, as long as you are willing to explore this kind of thing, you can learn it by yourself without a teacher. Gradually, Yunmengxi became familiar with it and realized the fun of it.

For a while...

The coffin board vibrated, and the entire sarcophagus, which weighed a thousand kilograms, shook rhythmically.

Everyone froze and didn't know that there were already three more invisible Ah Piao in the room...

In fact, with the strength of Xu Yang and Yun Mengxi, they would be able to sense it in normal times... But at this time, it is understandable that people would neglect to observe their surroundings!

"Sister Shishi...is this a matter between men and women?"

Like a curious baby, Yue Yuluo asked via voice message: "It's so strange. Sister Yun was in some pain just now. Why does she look so comfortable now?"

Liu Shishi looked at the scene in front of her, her face was as red as an apple. She was also a young girl who had not left the court before her death. Where had she seen such a battle?

But as the "eldest sister", she could only deliberately pretend to "understand everything" and said calmly: "Well, if you don't understand, just read it carefully and study it carefully...it will come in handy in the future."

More than an hour later...

As the battle comes to an end.

Click...

The heavy sarcophagus finally became overwhelmed and cracked.

Wow!

The three invisible women Liu Shishi, Yue Yuluo and Yang Yin instantly turned into the dark wind and disappeared into the room.

Yunmengxi looked satisfied, but she said: "Haha, that's all... By the way, remember to buy a new coffin for me later. I want one made of golden nanmu. The internal space must be large... This broken sarcophagus is too big." It’s so small that I can’t even perform some postures!”

Xu Yang: "......"

He was completely lost and wanted to wear his own clothes, but found...

The clothes had already been torn into pieces.

So he could only walk out of the bedroom naked and sit on the sofa in a "tai" shape.

He looked ahead blankly, picked up a cigarette from the coffee table, lit it, took a deep breath, and murmured: "It's so outrageous...I was actually stabbed by a zombie..."

"My first time was actually in a coffin?"

The key is……

The coffin is still cracked!

Ears.

The sound of footsteps came.

But it was Yunmengxi who found a set of clothes from somewhere, threw them to Xu Yang and said, "Put them on."

Said.

Sitting next to Xu Yang, he also took out a cigarette from the cigarette case on the coffee table and lit it. Then he crossed his legs and said calmly: "What is a grown man doing with such a mournful face?"

"Don't worry, I will be responsible for you!"

Then he yawned and said, "Okay, you go to bed early, I'll go to bed first."

Xu Yang: "......"

His eyes were closed tightly, his face was filled with contemplation, and he suddenly couldn't hold back his laughter.

"It's so cool!"

"Bing Bing Liang Liang..."

"Furthermore... since Shishi Yuluo and the others saw it and didn't stop it, they acquiesced."

Xu Yang didn't know that the three women Liu Shishi, Yue Yuluo and Yang Yin were "peeping" before, but the fluctuations caused by the last three women turning into Yin Feng and dissipating were not hidden from Xu Yang.

After he finished smoking, he reached out and fumbled around a few times, grabbed his clothes, and went to the bathroom casually.

After taking a cold shower, Xu Yang activated the "Rhyme of Fire" to steam his body and hair dry, and then put on his clothes.

He couldn't see his eyes and didn't know what time it was. Anyway, he didn't want to sleep, so he sat cross-legged again and tried to practice the "Sky Eye Technique".

soon.

Its daybreak.

There were more cars honking on the road outside.

Xu Yang's mental energy was released, and he "seeed" the way out of the room using his eyes, and met Yue Yuluo head-on.

Yue Yuluo said sweetly: "Husband, my sister cooked wolfberry and lotus seed porridge, and we also went to the morning market to buy oysters. My sister said she wanted to help you recuperate... I have put away your toothbrush and toothpaste... let's go wash up. .”

Said.

He stepped forward and took Xu Yang's arm: "Husband, you can't see, walk slower and pay attention to the stairs under your feet."

Wolfberry?

Oysters?

Xu Yang's mouth twitched.

The hand held by Yue Yuluo became restless. She gently squeezed Yue Yuluo's little hand and asked in a low voice: "Madam, did you peek at me last night?"

"ah?"

Yue Yuluo said in a panic: "No, no, husband, we really didn't peek at you and Sister Yun's ****!"

This word has been blocked with an * sign, and you still say you haven’t peeked?

Under Yue Yuluo's meticulous care, Xu Yang brushed his teeth, washed his face, and was helped to the dining table.

Yun Mengxi yawned and walked out of the room.

She seemed to have just woken up. After seeing the three Liu Shishi girls, there was a moment of panic in her eyes...but she soon regained her composure!

What am I afraid of?

They don’t know anyway…

But then they realized that Yue Yuluo, Yang Yin and Liu Shishi looked at him strangely, and they immediately reacted and said, "What's going on? Could it be that they discovered what happened last night... That's right, I It was shouted so loudly, they must have heard it!”

Yunmengxi couldn't help but blush when she thought of this.

She glanced at the dining table and saw that Xu Yang's porridge was sprinkled with wolfberries. She couldn't help but feel even more embarrassed, but hiding it was not Yunmengxi's character. She took a sip of the porridge, calmed down a little, and said: "While everyone is here, let me tell you something."

The three women all looked over.

Even Xu Yang couldn't help but turn his head and "look" at Yunmeng Xi.

Yun Mengxi looked a little flustered, but on the surface she pretended to be calm, looking carefree, and said bravely: "Last night, I put Xu Yang to sleep!"

"!!!"

Xu Yang said "fuck" in his heart. Although he knew about this, Liu Shishi and the others already knew about it, but couldn't you say it more politely?

"whee!"

Yue Yuluo smiled and said: "Sister Yun, we all know it...Sister Shishi said that this is a good thing."

"ah?"

Yunmengxi didn't react for a moment, and said in a daze: "Why is it such a good thing?"

For a while, the four girls chatted together.

Words like having a son, having a daughter, having twins, and having a few came up one after another, and Yang Yin even had a name for the child.

Seeing this scene, Xu Yang felt extremely happy.

Harem harmony...

This is the dream of many Aquaman.

Immediately sighed: "I feel relieved that you sisters can live in harmony... When my eyes heal, we will hold the wedding. Then we will invite all the masters of the Yin and Yang worlds here to come over. We must hold it." It has to be lively.”

"But……"

Yue Yuluo said: "Husband, didn't you say that you would also invite Minister Wang and the ancestors from Zongsheng Palace? With them here, those evil spirits may not dare to come, right?"

"this……"

Xu Yang pondered.

Before, I just thought that Liu Shishi and the others were ghosts after all, so it would be nice to find some ghosts to make them more lively.

Besides, Yue Yuluo's sister was still in the ghost market, so she had to invite her. After all, this was the woman's "relative".

After inviting her, her subordinates and friends should also entertain her, right?

But if the prince and the ancestor from Zongsheng Palace really come then... what should we do?

After thinking about it, Xu Yang smiled and said: "Don't worry, Minister Wang and the ancestor are not pedantic people. If we invite some evil spirits who have never harmed anyone before, there will definitely be no problem."

If they were pedantic, they would not be "Snake Knights" and "Tree Knights".

A breakfast is a joy to eat.

After eating, Xu Yang said, "I'm going to go to the store. Which of you will go?"

Yang Yin wanted to wash the dishes, and Liu Shishi wanted to watch TV dramas, but Yue Yuluo said: "Husband, let Sister Yun accompany you. I want to go back to Yue Mansion... After all, getting married to you is a big event, so I have to tell you Call my sister."

Xu Yangxin said...

You sent a paper man to stun me and take me directly to the bridal chamber. You didn't seem to ask your sister. Now you ask me?

Yunmengxi wanted to go to bed, but considering that she didn't have a coffin and Xu Yang's eyes were inconvenient, she had no choice but to go to the funeral shop with Xu Yang.

The Dao Dharma Conference starts on July 11th and ends on July 13th, lasting three days.

Xu Yang went there one day in advance, and before going to Zhouzhi, he had just bought a villa. During those two days, he was busy buying things for his family and never opened the store... And today is already July 16th, the fifth month of the lunar calendar. Twenty-nine.

Calculating the time, it has been almost a week since the store opened.

As soon as Xu Yang opened the store, the proprietress selling hardware next door came over eating melon seeds.

She was leaning against the door. She was about 40 years old, slightly fat, with curly hair. While spitting out melon seed slices, she spoke in an authentic Wucheng dialect: "Where can Xiao Xu go these days?" Already?"

Xu Yang said: "I can (go to) Xi'an for a walk."

"Hello Xi'an, Xi'an also has the Terracotta Warriors and Horses. Have you seen it?"

"Have a look."

"Huh?"

The proprietress of the hardware store suddenly changed her voice and said in surprise: "Why did you go out for a while and now you are looking at people with your eyes closed?"

Xu Yang couldn't help but smile bitterly, and said: "Sister-in-law, I'm not looking with my eyes closed, there's something wrong with my eyes..."

ten minutes later.

Across the road, the owner of the bun shop where Xu Yang often ate came with a box of milk. He looked Xu Yang up and down, and couldn't help but sigh: "Hey... what do you think you're doing, you kid?" I don’t know what to be careful about. You said you were still getting married, but something like this happened, can you still not see it in the future?"

The owner of the adult products store next door also came.

He picked up some fruits and sighed: "Hey, the miserable baby..."

Xu Yang: "......"

The owner of this steamed bun shop has been working there for 17 or 18 years.

Xu Yang had eaten his buns since he was a child, and they were very familiar with each other. Hearing this, he stepped forward with his eyes closed and said, "Uncle Wang, Boss Zhang, what's going on?"

Uncle Wang from the bun shop said: "Xiao Mazi's wife at the hardware store said that something happened to you when you went to Xi'an and you went blind..."

Xu Yang put his hand on his forehead and was speechless for a while.

He finally understood what the saying "good things don't go out, bad things spread thousands of miles".

He immediately explained that he was fine and would be fine in a few days.

The business in the store was deserted as usual.

After Xu Yang finished cleaning, he sat in front of the counter. No one was there for more than two hours... Yun Mengxi sat next to him, bored, so he moved forward again and whispered: "Xu Yang Yang, there’s no business in the store anyway, why don’t we go to the second floor to sleep?”

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PS: The second update is here, let’s continue coding.