This Group of Players Are All Slimes
Chapter 33 Strange Customs
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After selecting more than a dozen inventions, the chairman of the Chamber of Commerce immediately took these inventions and samples of various products and embarked on a journey in person.
After the great integration, some roads can still be used. At the end of the roads are cities, and rely on these roads to maintain mutual exchanges and exchanges of goods.
However, these routes are not considered safe. Wandering monsters, adventurers looking for money, and even some lord's private soldiers may act as robbers, leaving the passing merchants dead.
When they learned that the chairman of the chamber of commerce was going to another city for a product display, a group of players immediately volunteered and prepared to assist the chairman of the chamber of commerce to go to the next city together.
It's time to do something!
The new hot spring city is now on the right track, some players have nothing to do for the time being, inventions and creations are not the brains, and there is nothing else to do except to make troubles.
And when you get there, you can also see if there are any princesses you can rush to play, if there are any other gods who can be disgusted, or just taste the local specialties and add a meal for everyone when you come back. No matter how you think about it, it is a beautiful thing good thing.
Therefore, on a convoy of five carriages, two carriages were packed with slimes of various colors, and even a few players were stuck to the top of the carriages, which looked like they were covered with mushrooms from a distance.
On the bumpy carriage, the players ate dried meat and sang songs, living a happy life.
Do you think we will encounter robbers? What should we say when we are robbed for the first time so that we can look like we are often robbed?
You can say that you don't want money, but you want sex.
I really don't know if you are the one who said this, or the robber who made this request is more perverted.
They're all perverts, and you still want to create a chain of contempt? Do you want to be so cursive?
Amidst the chatter of the players, the carriage arrived at the next stop, Changfeng City, in a safe manner.
Changfeng City is a fortress-type city. It was located in the northern part of the mainland when it was in the human world, and it shouldered the important task of resisting Kate and other monsters in the north.
In their ancestry, the part of human beings from giants is particularly obvious, which makes them look very tall.
The players who were safe and sound along the way jumped out of the carriage,
He sighed regretfully: It's a pity, I still want to play Bandit Suppression.
That's right, I'm short of a few coolies recently, and I feel like my farm is running out of fertilizer.
The players sighed and stared at the city gate in front of them, until the gate was lowered, and a strong man with a height of 2.5 meters came out.
Looking down at the president of the chamber of commerce, he opened his arms and hugged the president of the chamber of commerce like a little chicken.
My friend, you are here, what good things did you bring me this time?
Nail clippers. The president of the Chamber of Commerce said struggling, Let me down, I feel that my ribs are broken again. Can you stop torturing me, an old man?
You are too thin, you should eat more meat! I have already said that your horses are useless. It would be better to slaughter them while they are still fat. Ah, you also brought a reserve grain. How do you know that I like to eat it? Slime?
Letting go of the president of the Chamber of Commerce, the giant man picked up a slime, put it into his mouth like eating jelly beans, and swallowed it without chewing.
Then, his abdomen swelled violently, and a beam of flames spewed out from his mouth, and it stopped after fifteen minutes.
Enough, is this your new product? The giant burped and exhaled a puff of black smoke, What's the name of this thing, I want to buy more.
Looks like it's called Angry Birds. How much can I ask you later?
The players opened their mouths wide and looked at the tower-like giant. They never expected that there would be such a fierce man who ate explosives raw.
The angry bird that jumped out of the copy dish jumped to the other players, and asked suspiciously: What happened just now, I felt like I entered a dark place, and I exploded before I could react. Am I right? A hidden mission has been triggered.
That's right. A player nodded, Brother Bird, how much should I give you before you are willing to sell your body?
What kind of stench problem is this? Hey, I seem to be flying. Hey, why did I enter a dark place again? Hey, why did I die again?
It wasn't until Angry Birds died five times repeatedly that he figured out what was going on.
Knowing the reason, the giant laughed and invited the group to his lord's mansion.
Although it was called the Lord's Mansion, it was just an open-air camp. Big men wrapped in animal skins and armor sat around a huge bonfire, eating unknown monsters and drinking stored spirits.
Are you holding a banquet, Grant? the president of the chamber of commerce asked suspiciously.
The giant man named Grant was the one who led a group of people into Changfeng City. He was the nominal lord here, but he was more like a tribal leader, leading his giant tribe.
Hearing the question from the president of the chamber of commerce, Grant laughed heartily.
That's right, it's a banquet! I'm getting married!
Oh, congratulations... What? Isn't it your custom to find a woman who is comparable to you? Have you found it?
That's right, she's a great bitch. I fought her for three days and three nights to decide the winner. She was full of praise for my manhood, but I really can't understand her language. You understand' Damn savages, ''Northern savages, let me go', 'You two dare to abandon me', 'I'm a man' What do you mean?
Hearing these words, the players looked at each other, and then asked, Where is the person you mentioned?
It's in my bedroom. Why, do you want to snatch the bride? Great, right here!
Grant's weird remarks made the players completely confused, until the head of the chamber of commerce explained in a low voice: The northerners here don't value blood very much, but they are very interested in powerful fighters. If you openly rob Not only will they not be unhappy, but they will let you give your first child to them to raise. Because this way you can get the blood of a powerful warrior, which will make their clan even stronger.
Oh. Divine painter, you have new materials for your tauren book.
None of my business! The divine painter said angrily, And you didn't realize that we might know that person?
That's right, let's hurry up and see the bride.
She's ugly, but she's very strong. You can take a look. If you want to snatch her, remember to come to me. We'll fight face to face!
Bypassing Grant, the players jumped into the extraordinarily large bedroom and saw the man tied to the bed.
The other party was wearing a white gown, his snow-white skin was as white as moonlight, and his familiar face was full of tears.
Hearing the sound of the door opening, she shouted hoarsely: I am Jonia, the Valkyrie of the Southern Legion. I know Luo Lin. I have made contributions to human beings. You can't do this to me! Besides, my body is a puppet, and I have no birth. The function of the child.
No, you have. The professor said calmly, My professor has never done anything wrong, and you have that function.
Don't add useless functions! Wait, you are a professor, my God, are you here to save me!
Looking at Yonia who was crying with pear blossoms and rain, a group of players felt a little sick.
The thought that it contained a man's soul made them lose all sense of sex.
But some players are even more excited!
They immediately rushed out of the room and jumped in front of Grant: Young man, show your weapons, I want to fight you!
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