This Group of Players Are All Slimes

From the moment he entered the bar, brother Chunai had a dull expression on his face.

Wearing thick plain glasses, double ponytail whips, and a bloated suit, the succubus stood beside the two of them, biting his pen and asked, Let me confirm again, two magic basic packages, two customs inspections , two servings of ice water, no problem?

No. Qingmei nodded after confirming.

Okay, your set menu will be delivered soon. Just a moment.

Watching the other party leave helplessly, Brother Chunai pulled Qing Mei Gao Gao and asked: Are you sure this is a bar? I feel like this is a library! Look at the decoration, look at the style, Teddy will be fucked if he comes over close!

Keep your voice down, this is a library.

Well, maybe there will be surprises in a while. I don't like the contrast between making people paralyzed and then making surprises. For example, the basic magic package is actually a gravity-free gameplay, and the customs investigation is actually a record of customs in other worlds. A serving of ice water is actually ice fire OOO or something.

I'm really curious where you got this knowledge from?

Isn't it normal for adolescent girls to like to play a little bit?

Is there any way to play that you don't like? Qingmei Gao asked as she flipped through the menu.

Tauren.

Qing Mei frowned and thought for a while, feeling that this reason was unassailable.

A few minutes later, their set meal arrived.

Looking at two magic math problem sets, two solid historical books and pure ice water, brother Chun Ai almost flipped the table.

Just for fun, this is it! Dog planner, do you fail to invest in offline education and come here to develop your second spring!

Brother Chunai's angry shout caused a slight cough.

An old demon came over and said in a low voice: You are all human, so you have come to the wrong place. The depravity of succubi is not the same as the depravity of human beings. For us, the pursuit of truth, the pursuit of equality and Order is a corruption.

That's right. Another demon also came over, I still remember the scene when I was hiding under the covers and solving math problems when I was a child. It was much more interesting than hooking up with a good woman. I can still understand the solution to that math problem , The feeling of making the brain reach an orgasm in an instant is really unstoppable.

Brother Chunai shut himself up in an instant.

Is Succubus' gameplay so advanced?

Qing Mei Gao Gao chatted with the other party with great interest.

The old devil is a very funny and talkative guy. He is knowledgeable, elegant in conversation, and has all kinds of anecdotes at his fingertips. It is a pleasure to talk to him.

The other person's knowledge is also very good. The three of them chatted together and hated each other, and from time to time they laughed because of an interesting stalk.

Brother Chunai watched helplessly as Qingmei Gao chatted more and more speculatively with the other party. He hinted to leave several times but got no response, so he had to stand up alone, ready to see if there was any other service.

Behind the bar is a room for people to rest, and you can hear the blushing and heartbeating sounds when you get close.

This guest, your solution method is really outstanding. The speed of solving the problem is fast and violent. Every time you can find the breaking point and go deep into it, it is really refreshing to see.

Guest, this is a math problem that just came out. No one else has solved it before, and you are the first one.

Hehehe, with your hands and feet tied, you can only watch half-solved problems being solved by others. How does it feel, how does it feel!

Although this question is thin, it is rich in content. This question has a lot of content, but it is all confusing content. It is full but a little less charming. In comparison, I still prefer the former.

Listening to these voices, Brother Chunai feels that this game is really not afraid of being blocked. What is the difference between these behaviors and extracurricular tutoring.

Reluctantly walked through a series of rooms, Brother Chunai became more and more boring as he walked.

She is not the kind of high school student who is the tallest in Qingmei, she is happier doing problems in class than going home.

Moreover, all the demons here are talented, and they speak nicely. It's no wonder he doesn't like this place.

Damn it, I originally wanted to study the new game, but I didn't expect that there was nothing to study. Forget it, let's collect information elsewhere.

Just as she was about to leave, a voluptuous tauren dancer appeared in front of her.

My guest, would you like something to drink? There are freshly squeezed ones. The tauren dancer winked over.

I thought about it a little bit, but after I saw you, I didn't think about anything.

Yes, what a pity.

Brother Chunai walked towards the exit. At the moment they crossed each other, both sides drew out their daggers at a very fast speed.

The two daggers criss-crossed in the air, making teeth-gritting noises. After the dazzling attack and defense, both sides took a step back from each other and pulled out a certain safe distance.

The tauren dancer wiped her cheek, and a deep wound appeared there, but what flowed out was not blood, but dark green mucus.

Knowing that she was exposed, the dancer's body quickly melted, gathered, and finally turned into a chubby slime.

After getting used to her body again, the dance girl bit her dagger and asked vaguely, Is there something wrong with Zidaowo?

Don't tauren know how to bleat?

I thought it was pureed cheese...

Can't you straighten your tongue before you speak!

Spit out the dagger, Dancing Girl said embarrassedly: Sorry, I feel so handsome. Let me introduce myself, I am Ji Lang, a new player, and my specialty is assassin.

Isn't your tongue straightened? Shouldn't it be a wolf?

Of course women should be called Ji Lang. By the way, you are weak. I thought that old players should be a little stronger, but it seems that the skills are not very good. Come on, activate the psionic power and do it again, let me see ...

Before Ji Lang could finish his sentence, he realized that brother Chun Ai's figure suddenly disappeared from his eyes.

In the next instant, a chill rose from the soles of her feet to the top of her head, making her feel like the back of her head was about to freeze.

Barely jumping away, she found that Brother Chunai appeared behind her at some point, and was looking at her with hungry eyes.

It's just right, the rotten apple is not here, and now I am full of anger by the succubus. I have no chance to tease others. You should become a victim of my desire!

Pervert!

Since you say I'm a pervert, then I'll show you a pervert. Ji Lang, here I come!

Seeing Brother Chunai rushing towards him, Jilang quickly threw several daggers, but the difference in attributes was fully revealed at this moment, these throwing knives did not touch Brother Chunai at all.

Brother Chunai, who was fully fired, directly pressed Jilang to the ground, and said with a grinning smile, Resist, scream, the more you struggle, the happier I will be!

No~ Forget it, stop joking, you met me, right?

Yes what's the matter?

Then, let's start the game.

Afterwards, Ji Lang's figure completely merged into the shadow and disappeared into the darkness.