This Group of Players Are All Slimes

After receiving the letter from the succubus maid, Lu Fan realized that it was not so much a letter as half a book.

The language used in the letter is the common language of superior demons, and the language is mainly as gorgeous and red tape as possible. A sentence what did you eat today will be expanded to 300 words in this language, and the people who read it are incomparable egg pain.

In short, it is a language that deliberately does not speak human language in order to pretend to be X.

Resisting the urge to beat him up, Lu Fan finally finished reading the letter, and heaved a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, not the worst.

The other party didn't realize that he had hired Ai Li, but just regarded him as a newly promoted hell lord.

After all, the Demon King City is undergoing major repairs, so it's hard not to be discovered.

However, the other party just regarded him as a miscellaneous fish lord who accidentally strayed into the Demon King's City and only had hundreds of slimes under him, so he didn't pay too much attention to it.

In his letter, in fact, only said a few things.

1. The Demon King's City is located in the territory of Alsace. You built the city without saying hello before. It stands to reason that I should beat you up. But I'm quite generous, give me 30,000 magic stones, and forget about it.

2. Recently, I am a little short of soldiers. Although you only have a group of weak chicken slimes, you can barely use it. Contribute hundreds of slimes every day, or I will beat you. Of course, using your slime is for your face, and I won't give you any money afterwards.

3. In addition to the magic stone, you also need to make an offering to me. There is no limit to the tribute, mithril, iron ore, food, etc., if you don’t give it, you will be beaten.

After summarizing the information with great difficulty, Lu Fan felt exhausted.

It is really too troublesome to interpret the meaning of the other party.

Beside him, the succubus girl looked at Lu Fan nervously: My lord, what did you say in the letter? I'm sorry, I didn't want to investigate these contents, I just want to know...

After touching the other party's head, Lu Fan knew what the other party wanted to ask.

After all, Allen was the one who was chasing and killing them. It was hard not to think of this when the letter came suddenly at this time.

Don't worry, he's targeting me. Call me a slime.

Lu Fan's calmness reassured the succubus girl a lot.

A few minutes later, a player with the ID Sword Prophet jumped in and asked excitedly, Lord Lu, what do you want me for? Is there a hidden mission?

Yes. Activate your skills and write me a prophetic poem.

The first knife prophet immediately meditated.

A few minutes later, his eyes became ethereal, and an indifferent voice was released from his mouth:

A letter from a stranger is but a lie,

The opponent who is strong on the outside and does nothing on the inside is just testing.

The gap between you is not as big as you imagined,

follow your heart,

You will get the desired result.

After reading the prophecy poem, the sword prophet immediately exploded into a pile of slime, and then disappeared without a trace.

The opponent's evolved profession is the prophet slime, who can use a prophecy poem to explain the current situation cryptically for a certain person. It can only be used once a day, and after using it, he will die.

However, if the player dies, he dies, and he can respawn infinitely anyway.

Sending 100 contributions to Xiandao Prophet, Lu Fan has already obtained the information he wanted.

Pulling out a piece of paper, he quickly wrote a reply, and ordered the maid to deliver the letter to the messenger.

Half a day later, in the capital of Alsace.

In the magnificent royal city, Alan, who was wearing black armor and was four meters tall, sat on the throne, looking intoxicated at the half-kneeling demon in front of him.

Although the process was very difficult, he expelled other brothers and sisters and became the titular king who ruled Alsace.

The whole hell is divided into seventeen layers,

And their location is the eighth floor of the center.

The layout of the eighth floor is centered on the Demon King's City, with seven large territories radiating outward.

In the former demon king era, the seven territories were managed by seven demon kings.

After the fall of the former demon king, wars broke out again and again in the territory that lost its leader. The descendants of the demigod and demon king began a bloody war in order to compete for the ownership of the territory.

Although he finally sat on this throne, Allen understood that sitting here was only the first step. His other brothers and sisters were still exposed, and Alsace's demigod power might be awakened at any time, and he could counterattack again.

And there are many other hell lords in Alsace territory, they are all arrogant bastards, they may not obey his command.

However, that is a matter of the future, and he still feels very happy now.

At this time, a black crow flew in from the outside and turned into a half-human, half-bird demon in front of him.

His Royal Highness Allen, the harpy pays tribute to you. The messenger lowered his head respectfully and made a sharp voice.

Get up and tell me, what is the response of those hell lords?

Their reply letters are here, please have a look. I have other letters to send, so I'm leaving first.

Handing the letter to Allen, the harpy immediately turned into a crow and flew out quickly.

Holding the thick reply letter, Allen handed the letter to the attendant next to him, and then said lazily, Read it.

The attendant glanced at the contents of the letter, then hesitated.

But under Allen's threatening eyes, the attendant finally chose to read it out.

You idiot didn't wake up?

You want money for a letter, why don't you go to the garbage dump and see if you left your brain there?

The only difference between you and the skeleton is that the skeleton was once a demon anyway, and you have always been a dog.

Look, the fool is talking.

After listening to the replies from these hell lords expressionlessly, Allen's face became more and more gloomy.

Although he had known for a long time that his reputation was not enough to make these hell lords surrender, the wording of this group of hell lords was so straightforward, which was far beyond his expectations.

If he had known that they were a group of uneducated demons, he shouldn't have written it so euphemistically.

The only letter that seemed to be quite polite came from a hell lord named Lord Lu.

Although he was polite, the other party pushed his request to the ground. He just said that if he wanted to use soldiers, he could buy them with money. One slime cost ten magic stones.

It seemed that he was afraid that he would think it was too expensive, so he thoughtfully provided a second payment method, paying according to the military exploits.

As long as the slime under Lord Lu's command gained combat merits on the battlefield, they would need to be converted into magic stones and paid to him.

During this period, he will provide countless slimes, which the opponent can drive at will.

After reading the letter, Alan smiled.

Can slime have combat exploits?

As we all know, slime is a group of mucus, and it is difficult to move at ordinary times. It is better to count on this thing to kill the enemy than to expect the opponent to be killed by a meteorite.

Even so, there are uses for lots of slimes.

For example, rations.

Silently labeling the other party as an idiot in his heart, he wrote a reply letter to Mr. Lu.

I choose to pay for military exploits. Three days later, I will conduct a crusade. At that time, I want to see your slime troops.

After sending the reply letter, he sat on the throne with his head in his arms, feeling extremely comfortable.

He actually provides military rations for free. This Lord Lu is really not suitable to be the lord of hell. Sure enough, hell still needs a ruthless person like me.

Taking out a cigar with ashes, he smoked it comfortably.