This Game Is Too Realistic

Unprofessional retort: ​​Not moving?!

Xinghe does not fall asleep: What's going on?

Luo Yu: I don't make it! I put on the helmet and watched the countdown, but the timer stopped walking. QAQ

Feng Qing: ???

Xinghe does not fall asleep: Scared to death, I quickly put it on and checked, but fortunately I am fine.

Guigui: That's weird, aren't you on the same plane?

Xinghe does not fall into a dream: I don't make it!! (laughing) (funny)

Falling Feather: (angry)

In Wasteland OL, it's not news to be able to fly a plane into the sky, but it's awesome if a person can pull the joystick and step on the switch, and can drive the plane back safely.

At first when everyone heard that Luo Yu had crashed the plane again, they didn't feel anything, and even played Ji Cao Wu 6 for him on the public screen.

However, when he said that the countdown to resurrection was stuck, the players who brushed 666 couldn't get up, and those who flew the plane were all blown out.

Everyone expressed their disbelief and asked him to prove it.

However, this game's egg pain is here. The image is not directly presented on the retina, and even directly skips the optic nerve and goes directly to the brain.

Unless it is the owner of the helmet, even other players who are qualified for the beta test will not be able to see anything after wearing it.

In other words, sticking the phone into the helmet to take pictures won't work. Fang Chang tried this kind of operation when he got the helmet.

Ye Shi: Impossible, Brother Guang, although he is good at playing games and a little narrow-minded, there is nothing to say about doing things openly and aboveboard. The real title will definitely not give you a locked resurrection CD, you put on the helmet again Look, maybe it's stuck?

Kuang Feng: Ah Guang: I remember you. (Slanting eyes)

Ye Shi: Brother Guang, I was wrong. (Embarrassing)

Makabazi: Hahaha! Cowardly! Hahahaha! Fuck!

Fang Chang: Could it be a bug? Let me ask for you.

Mosquito: What's the bug, it must be a bug! Brother, hurry up and tell me, where did you buy it? How much is it for a month? (smirk)

Luo Yu: Zhuo! This game doesn't even have an operating system, so why not open it! (Crazy)

Fujito: It's too miserable...

Yaya: Yes. Under normal circumstances, it only takes 72 hours to be locked in the small black room by Ah Guang. If you persist, it will pass. At least there is something to look forward to. The countdown to resurrection is stuck... It feels like a ghost story. (╯﹏ ╰) b”

WC really has mosquitoes: What? Yaya was locked in a small black room by Ah Guang???

Big eyes in debt: I bet Ah Guang is also in the little black room!!

Picking up trash level 99: giao! Pass it on for the tail!

Crow: ???

As the victim continued to live broadcast the withdrawal reaction illness, the floor of the post became higher and higher, and soon became the number one hot post on the forum, and players and cloud players came to join in the fun.

Under the booing of the melon-eating crowd, Ah Guang, who had been pretending to be dead for five minutes, finally appeared.

Hey, everyone, don't be impatient. Since no player in this game has been killed by a nuclear bomb so far, there is a little bug in the memory program, but it's not a big problem! I have already reported the bug to the technical department. My colleague told me to ask two plumbers to come over and take a look.

Luo Yu: What do you mean it's not a big problem! (anger)

Guang: Of course, for the affected accounts, we will give some compensation. As for the compensation plan, it is currently under study. It should be a very special reward... I will have a meeting with my colleagues to discuss it later.

Luo Yu: Brother!!! (excited)

WC really has mosquitoes: What the hell? Is there any compensation?

Quit smoking: Is it too late to get nuked???

Fang Chang: Ahem, I just want to ask... Is there a nuclear bomb near Ideal City? It doesn't mean anything else, mainly because I am a little homesick.

Looking at the replies in the forum, Chu Guang couldn't help but twitched his brows.

These guys...

Can you have a little future!

However, the inability of players to log in is indeed a big problem. It is a small matter to affect the game experience, but it is a big thing to trigger an emergency mission.

The morphological field is the biggest hole card in the hands of the alliance.

The only thing that is uncertain now is whether this situation is due to external factors, or because the shelter judged that the clones were at risk, so they took the initiative to cut them.

Whatever the case.

Such unstable factors have to be ruled out as the first priority!

Thinking of this, Chu Guang immediately gave an order.

Xiaoqi, issue a mission to all players in the area near the coordinates, let them go to the scene and recover the remains of the pilot.

Xiao Qi reminded in a low voice.

But master, that coordinate area is outside the communication range.

Chu Guang was slightly taken aback.

Are they offline yet?

Maybe it's because you just won a battle and are celebrating? Xiao Qi said in an uncertain tone.

Um……

It is indeed possible.

Chu Guang thought for a moment, then ordered.

Copy the task information to the VM of the player 'WC really has mosquitoes', and ask him to fly a plane to them.

Since the era of the Beta version, the scope of player activities has become wider and wider, and the proportion of players who have been active outside the range of alliance communication for a long time is close to 6%.

Chu Guang asked Xiao Qi to upgrade the software program of the VM. Not only can players receive tasks from the shelter offline on the official website, but the player's VM also has the function of a task sender, which can send The tasks preset by the NPC are synchronized to the task bar of nearby players.

Issuing missions this way is very close in scope and usually only as a stopgap measure.

Xiao Qi, who was sitting on the table, tilted her head.

But it doesn't matter if it's outside the voyage?

Chu Guang smiled lightly.

It doesn't matter, it's not a big problem to lose one plane, let him stuff a folding bicycle in the cabin, and just find a flat place to land.

...

North of Petra Fortress.

The market at the gate of the city was full of lights and festoons at the moment, crowded with people, and the lively atmosphere was like a blazing fire.

The sound of clinking cups of wine extended from the tavern to the street, and the drunkards who were shoulder to shoulder were yelling in drunken voices.

Long live the kingdom!

Long live the spirit of the sand sea!

Cheers to God Envoy!

Hahaha! If you don't get drunk tonight, you won't go home!

There is no curfew for the whole night tonight. The city owner said that as long as they want to, they can drink until dawn.

Only tonight, the patrolling guards will not drive these drunk drunks home, they will just stand by and watch to prevent them from getting too drunk and making trouble.

Just a few hours ago, they had just defeated the invincible legion, prevented the curse and disaster that fell on the No. 4 oasis, and guarded the peace of the kingdom.

I heard that the day after tomorrow, His Majesty the King will personally visit this fortress to commend their bravery. And the high priest of the kingdom will also arrive together to meet the kind and benevolent God Envoy.

Up to now, no one will doubt the identity of the envoy of God.

All the soldiers or militiamen who participated in that battle witnessed what happened in Lost Valley.

The rays of light that shattered the clouds and the pillars of flames and air that destroyed the sky and the earth were undoubtedly the description of the doomsday in The Holy Word of the Silver Moon!

Just when people were immersed in the joy of victory and survival, a plane appeared in the northern night sky, and was just seen by the patrolling guards.

what is that?

Lights flickered in the sky.

He immediately took a look through the binoculars, and saw a plane with a shark's head painted on it, flying this way with its lights on.

Those bloody teeth made it look like they were coming from bad people, and sharks were even more ferocious beasts in the mouth of the sailors in Yinyue Bay.

The guard immediately became alert and reported the discovery to the patrol captain.

The captain didn't dare to be negligent when he heard the words, and immediately ordered.

Assemble the cavalry, go out with me and have a look!

The plane didn't come directly to the Petra Fortress, but landed on the sand dunes to the north.

A pair of cavalry rushed out of the city in a mighty manner, and surrounded the plane in the direction where the plane landed.

As soon as Mosquito climbed out of the engine room, he saw a circle of cavalrymen carrying horse rifles around them.

The murderous battle made him stunned for a moment, and when he came back to his senses, he immediately pulled out the Union flag in the cabin.

Don't do it! One of our own!

...

City Lord's Mansion.

In the hall made of granite, the orchestra played melodious and elegant music, and people in luxurious costumes also indulged in drinking to celebrate this hard-won victory.

People shuttled back and forth in front of the long tables. The long tables were filled with pottery vessels filled with wine, and the plates were filled with roasted charred chicken legs, lamb legs, beef, and all kinds of strange vegetables and fruits. .

The variety of food here is plentiful and outrageous.

Sitting in front of the long table, the players of the Skeleton Corps fully carried forward the spirit of the disc, and one or two turned into rice buckets, eating and drinking with their stomachs open, and they still kept muttering in their mouths.

Hey, if you buy some cattle and sheep from here and ship them back, you will definitely make a lot of money!

Let's talk about it when we go back. We have to go to the southwest side of the Lion Kingdom to meet up with the big troops, and go north to liberate the Honey Badger Kingdom... There are still a lot of activities in the future.

When are you leaving?

Let's see when the logistics convoy arrives. You can't just drive the tank across.

By the way, I think the princess of the Honey Badger Kingdom looks really good.

Damn it, why isn't the manager interested!

Why do you care about this?

I made a bet!

wipe……

As reinforcements from the Alliance, they were warmly received by the Lord of Petra Fortress.

Whether it's for the sake of the fifteen tanks that beat up the legion, or the fact that most of these people are awakened, they are worthy of this respect.

Benefits do not necessarily have to be obtained through war, but strength is always the basis of respect.

No one cared about their eating like starving ghosts.

Even Ruskin, a traditional aristocrat who pays attention to the angle and strength of cutting steak, will selectively ignore their indecent behavior at the banquet, but is deeply impressed and admired by their informal demeanor and appetite.

The surrender faction of the Hump Kingdom is slightly different from that of the Golden Lizard Kingdom.

The latter is because of interests, while the former is just the worship of force and the aversion to unstable situations.

If the alliance can defeat the legion on the frontal battlefield, they certainly don't mind kneeling in another direction.

Spirit of the Sand Sea...that man stuffed at least half a lamb in his stomach just now!

Where did all the food go?

That guy over there ate 5 chickens!

Unbelievable... how rude this is.

Rude? Since you call that rude! If I can eat 5 roast chickens in one meal, I'll eat them with my hands!

Correct, big mouthfuls of meat, that's the elegance of a warrior... At most, it's just a difference in culture.

There are so many brave warriors, no wonder the Alliance dares to wrestle with the Legion!

Just when a group of nobles who were full and had nothing to do were astonished and whispered whether they should pick two son-in-laws to improve their collateral blood, Sisi on the other side seemed to be in trouble.

Lord Sion walked up to her.

Bandages were wrapped around the arms of this powerful man, and because of his slightly drunkenness, his stubble-covered, calm and majestic face was glowing with a rosy glow.

Excuse me, do you have a husband?

No, what's the matter?

Where's your fiancé?

...what are you doing?

Can I be your suitor?

Hearing this sentence, the sesame paste that was drinking milk next to him almost spewed out, and the tail and meat who were competing to eat more chicken legs immediately ended the battle, and raised their heads excitedly.

Whoa! Sisi was proposed by an NPC!

Pass it on! Sisi has a child!

Sisi froze there on the spot.

……ah?

Taking those incomprehensible cheers as encouragement, Thain looked at her intently, with sincerity in his affectionate eyes.

...I know it may be a bit abrupt for me to say this, but I can't keep these words in my heart. Your beauty and bravery have attracted me. Can you give me a chance to pursue you?

If you are still angry with me because of the previous things, I sincerely apologize to you.

Sisi stared blankly at the guy.

I'm not angry...but you have a wife, don't you?

The man with the beard smiled shyly and said shyly.

There are only three... But it doesn't matter, I am not in love with them, but a marriage.

Siss: ...

Tail: giao!

Rourou asked in a low voice: Awei, this... how to pass it on?

Tail pinches chin in deep thought.

Suddenly her eyes lit up, but before she could utter a word, her mouth was covered with a smile of sesame paste, leaving only the humming leaking from her fingers.

Don't be shy, Aowei.

Sisi, who did not listen carefully to the playfulness of his friends, came back from speechlessness and sighed.

Sorry, you're a nice guy.

Although there is no need to be so realistic in the game, this guy is far from her ideal type.

Not to mention the art style of X and the producer, at least it must be as tall, mighty, handsome, and serious as the manager...

Well, in fact, the first two don't matter, the main thing is to see prudish people being trained to look unscrupulous.

The contrast between the outside and the inside will feel good.

Sion was stunned for a moment, with a confused expression on his face, and he didn't turn his head for a while.

good guy...

Why are you sorry?

...

The other side of the banquet hall.

Mole poured himself a glass of wine, looked at the dizzying array of barbecues on the table, and sighed leisurely.

It would be nice if Lao Na was here.

There is a lot of food here, but there are very few cooking styles. No matter what kind of meat, it is sprinkled with spices and stuffed into the oven, and then served on top of vegetable leaves.

Then there are all kinds of fruits, some of which can be found in reality, and some that he has never seen before.

I heard that in the nearby deserts, there are sandworms that are higher than the city walls.

If Lao Na were here, she would definitely be ecstatic.

A commander sitting next to him thought he was talking to him, but he didn't understand what he was talking about, so he said embarrassedly.

Sorry, what did you say?

It's nothing, I said... It would be great if my good brother Lao Na was here. Mole repeated it in a human-linked language.

he……

The commander's Adam's apple moved, and he vaguely guessed something from his expression, so he stopped talking.

died.

Saying the unspoken word for him, Mole hiccupped with a sad face, and embellished what happened at dusk.

In order to buy me time, he took the initiative to drive the tank out, and when the bait attracted the enemy's firepower, he collided with the artillery shells of the Legion tank... When the battle was over, I went up to look, and there was a bullet inside. No complete body was ever found.

The commander was silent for a moment.

This tall and thick man patted him on the shoulder and comforted him in a deep voice.

...Don't be too sad, the spirit of the sand sea will remember his bravery, die for the sacred honor, and his soul will enter the eternal oasis.

I'm not sad, there's no need to be sad, Mole shook his head, and slowly sipped his lipstick, Anyway, I'll fall asleep soon, and I'll be able to see that guy.

Hearing this sentence, the surrounding people were silent for a while.

The commander sniffed, and an unknown daughter next to her secretly wiped the corners of her eyes.

Going to a foreign country to fight, the comrades-in-arms fell at the last moment before dawn, unable to drink the wine of victory together.

The look of pretending to be strong is distressing.

However, they didn't know that everything the man said was true.

After the banquet is over, he can find a place to lie down, and then he can brag on the official website with those guys.

Nothing wrong!

The commander didn't say any more comforting words, but just raised his glass and touched the mole.

The alliance will always be our friend, I will remember this friendship, and may our friendship last forever!

The tone was extremely sincere and sincere.

The Mole grinned and clinked glasses with him.

May friendship last forever!

As soon as the voice fell, the door of the banquet hall suddenly opened.

Amidst the melodious music, a guard wearing a bulletproof jacket walked quickly to the side of the Lord Sion.

My lord, a plane landed in the Gobi Desert north of Petra. The pilot who got off the plane claimed to be from the Alliance.

Sion, who has just been issued a good person card, is still in the circle, wondering why he was rejected.

But when he heard the guard's report, he immediately put aside his love for his children and became serious.

Invite him here.

Standing upright and saluting for the soldiers, he quickly turned around and walked back.

Sion cleared his throat, found the regiment commander named Mole, and walked with him to the door of the banquet hall.

Soon the pilot was brought in.

He wore a hyena leather aviator hat on his head. As soon as he arrived at the door, he saw the dazzling array of food and wine in the banquet hall, and his eyes widened instantly.

Damn it, I was beaten to death on the front line, and you guys are eating too well!

He was the one who blew it.

There was no difficulty in the battle in the afternoon. The plane on the opposite side didn't even have a chance to rush up to the dogfight, and was completely wiped out by a round of shelling by the manager.

This is the best time he has ever fished for chips, and he has never been so comfortable when he was playing the Bonechew Tribe.

Seeing that this guy had never seen the world, Mole coughed hastily.

Don't embarrass us to the alliance...how did you come here?

Hey, Mosquito raised his eyebrows and said happily, The manager personally ordered me to come and deliver the letter.

As he spoke, he tapped the VM twice with his index finger, and soon the slight vibration was synchronized to the mole's arm.

[Task 1: Investigate the crash area of ​​the Cloudfly orthopter. 】

[Task 2: Recover the body (or remains) of the pilot Luo Yu. 】

The moment he saw these two tasks, Mole was taken aback.

Recovery of remains is okay.

Good guy, after being hit by a million-yield three-phase bomb, what remains are left...

Can there be two taels of ashes left?

...Isn't this fucking difficult? He finally couldn't help complaining.

The mosquito said with a smile.

I also think that this thing is probably only found by brothers who are difficult for others.

Mole: No...is there any use for that thing?

Mosquito: Ghost knows! But it's reasonable to be able to complete this task. You may not know it if you haven't logged out. Brother Luo Yu seems to have been bombed into the bug by a nuclear bomb.

Mole: What the hell?

This game actually has a bug?

No wonder every update is repairing...

Mosquito continued.

In short, Aguang is contacting the technical department for emergency repairs, but he probably didn't notify the NPCs in the game. The manager asked his most loyal uncle Mosquito to take a look.

Mole: ...

Mosquito smiled and said, Give me a ride when I go. I'm also curious, mainly because I haven't seen what it's like to be bombed by a nuclear bomb.

I couldn't understand the conversation between the two of them at all.

The confused Santo was about to ask what the two were talking about, when Sisi came out of the banquet hall, looked at him and said.

A new prophecy, the evil spirits awakened by the legion have not been completely sealed, we need to deal with the enchantment that seals the curse... It was just what the envoy told me.

Obviously she also received that mission, including everyone in the White Bear Knights.

Hearing Sisi's words, Thain was not at all embarrassed by the rejection earlier, but frowned solemnly.

But now there are a lot of curses piled up in the Lost Land, and the negative energy there can even make the grass wither, unless you use—

We brought anti-radiation agent and anti-radiation suits, and the problem is not big.

Looking at the girl in front of him, Thain asked seriously.

Do you have to go?

Sisi is generally serious nonsense.

This is for the safety of the residents of the Petra Fortress. We must ensure that the curse there has been permanently sealed... The Angel Envoy said that this is her duty and responsibility. I hope you can understand.

Sean was silent for a while, then nodded.

I see, I will arrange a guide for you.

Wish ya'll good luck.

Mole and Mosquito standing next to each other looked at each other, exchanging surprise in each other's eyes.

Awesome...

666.

Talking nonsense in a serious manner, without even turning red in the face, the most annoying thing is that the other party still believes it!

There is something real...

...

lost valley.

In the deep and dark cave, there is a room full of bottles and cans. If it weren't for the malfunctioning terminals and the petri dishes connected to the terminals, it would not be obvious that this is a laboratory.

The swamp-like white dove with a shabby face scratched its chin in puzzlement, looked at the unconscious young man lying on the iron bed, and muttered to himself.

Shouldn't it?

The cardiopulmonary function has been recovered, but the person just can't wake up, as if he has lost his soul.

What the hell.

He has lived for so long, and this is the first time he has seen such a bizarre thing...

Time back to a few hours ago.

Some idiot detonated a nuclear bomb outside, half of the nearby mountain collapsed, almost buried him alive.

Fortunately, the center of the explosion occurred in the very center of the valley, nearly 10 kilometers away from the mountain base.

Thanks to the large number of alloy structures left in the wreckage of the embankment, some of the high-energy rays were blocked.

If there were not so many gains and losses, I am afraid that only the mother body Xiaohong could survive.

Although he survived by relying on his strong resilience, the mortal guy was not so lucky. The large molecules in his body were instantly smashed into a sieve by high-energy rays, and a large area of ​​organic tissue was necrotic.

If this guy is left alone, then he must be completely cold without a doubt.

For the sake of fate, Bai Ge decided to help him, so she asked Xiao Hong to make a Seed of Life and gave it to him.

The so-called seed of life is the name given by Baige himself.

In fact, to put it bluntly, it is the hyphae of the mother's division.

However, unlike slime molds in other regions, these symbiotic slime molds will neither extract nutrients from the host itself, nor will they devour the host to seek their own evolution, nor will they turn the host into themselves.

Instead, it will sacrifice its self-consciousness, turn itself into a part of the host, endow the host with powerful abilities, and slowly replace the aging, dead, and unable to replicate cells on the host in the following years, so that the host will always remain healthy and young state.

Like all-inclusive, selfless love!

In this symbiotic relationship, the host will completely get rid of the shackles of age, and will not become dull due to aging, but will become stronger due to growth within the year.

Because the longer you live, the more cells will be replaced, and because the symbiotic slime mold does not have autonomous consciousness, even if the cells on the body are completely replaced for a round, the host's autonomous consciousness can still be maintained.

As for the price of the boy's worries.

In Baige's view, it can't be called a price at all.

No known form of life can escape metabolism, whether it is organic or inorganic, and after all, it needs to replace worn parts on a regular basis.

Even without the influence of any external factors, all the cells in the human body will be replaced every six years. This is just a normal metabolism and does not affect the person or the same person.

The slime mold that lives with him also cannot escape metabolism.

The only difference is that the slime mold can reproduce indefinitely, while his somatic cells are limited by telomeres, which will gradually become exhausted over time.

But the slime mold that lives with him will never dislike his aging, and the eternal love will always surround him.

Even if all the cells in his body have rotted, he can still stand here like a healthy young man, not only can maintain a flexible mind, but can even use his own DNA to reproduce.

This is simply a biological miracle!

As for whether he is now a white dove, or some slime mold fruiting body called a white dove, it doesn't matter to him at all, the one who controls this body is still himself.

Thought is the foundation of human existence!

The body is but a shell for the mind!

What's more, this kind of slow and gentle change, which only replaces a few cells at a time, is at least much more reliable than rudely destroying the body and uploading the mind to the circuit board.

If it is in the era of prosperity.

His research was sure to become one of the greatest discoveries of the era!

Hmm?

Xiao Hong, who was standing in the laboratory, tilted her head.

The round and smooth tentacles are like the mouth of a dolphin, slowly floating on the back of the head, floating like seaweed. The fuzzy outline of the facial features is full of confusion, just like the white dove standing by the bed.

You don't understand either?

The white pigeon sighed and scratched the back of its rotten head.

Xiaohong nodded.

But at this moment, it suddenly looked up at the door of the laboratory, the tentacles floating on the back of its head tensed slightly, and a crisp sound floated out.

Eep.

You said someone is coming?

Bai Ge muttered, looked at Xiao Hong who nodded, and then glanced at the young man lying motionless on the bed.

Someone has been messing around in the Lost Valley lately, maybe it's a prospector from the academy, maybe it's someone else who came to find treasure, but honestly he doesn't want to pay attention to it, and he doesn't care much.

But thinking of the nuclear bomb that exploded before, he still sighed and broke his stiff neck with his hands.

You wait here...I'll go outside and have a look.