This Dream is Funny

"The first day, the dead girl, her brain was gouged out, maybe, she failed math

The next day, the dead girl, her legs were chopped off, perhaps, she failed to run

On the third day, the dead girl, her ear was cut off, perhaps, she failed to hear

On the fourth day, the dead girl, her eyes were gouged out, perhaps, she failed to paint

On the fifth day, the dead girl, her tongue was cut off, perhaps, she failed to sing

On the sixth day, the dead girl, her hands were chopped off, perhaps, she failed the piano

On the seventh day, those dead girls, maybe..."

…

This song is playing on the campus radio.

Scary and sad.

The color of the sky was gray, and the light became dim, shrouding the entire campus in it.

Xiaofang was walking on the campus path with a heavy schoolbag on her back and dark circles around her eyes.

She raised her head and listened carefully: "Why is such a sad song played in today's school?"

Xiaofang shook her head, flipped her extremely heavy schoolbag, and continued to walk towards the teaching building.

The third class, this is her class,

It is also one of the top classes of the whole year.

Unfinished homework,

Unfinished tasks,

repeating life...

The color of the school also seems to have turned gray.

I'm so tired, I really want to rest.

However, all kinds of exams, like chasing whips, beat behind her, driving her to study continuously.

Enter the class.

Xiaofang put down her schoolbag and looked around strangely.

Because, she found that in today's class, the classmates seem to be a little weird, and they all bury their heads on the desk and work **** the questions.

Sad music came out from the speakers hanging above the blackboard in the classroom, and in combination, the rustling sound of the pen tip rubbing against the paper made Xiaofang's hair stand on end.

She subconsciously took out the paper and pen from her schoolbag, looking for a geometric solution, she was shocked.

As I did the quiz, my inner fear disappeared a lot.

It seemed that after being integrated into her classmates, she felt inexplicably at ease.

Even, she felt numb and had the urge to keep doing the problem.

How great would it be to be able to do the questions for the rest of your life?

"How could I have such a terrifying thought?"

Xiaofang was a little frightened.

"I haven't eaten my breakfast yet, a steamed bun, a cup of soy milk with baking powder..."

"I don't want to do the quiz anymore, I'm hungry..."

"Stop, stop this quickly! I don't want to do my homework!"

Xiaofang became more and more frightened. She found that she couldn't lift her head up. There were only papers and questions left in her sight.

Her hand, as if uncontrollably, kept writing...

Shasha, Shasha...

stop,

Stop it!

Xiaofang almost cried.

However, it seems that even the expression does not belong to her.

In the sound, a long sad and terrifying song played,

stopped abruptly.

Xiaofang's pen that had been writing suddenly stopped.

The entire classroom was abruptly quiet, and all the students' pens stopped!

quietly.

"Hey, hello..."

In the rustling sound of the sound, accompanied by a hoarse voice, it seems to be debugging.

"Now start the exam."

After debugging, the final words came out of the speakers.

Xiaofang couldn't move, her head was always facing the desk.

All the books on the table were put away, she could only stare at the desk.

Sudden.

A paper fell on Xiaofang's desk, obscuring her vision.

"A test?"

Xiaofang let out a sigh of relief. This is a field she is familiar with, and it is a life she has been repeating all the time.

However, he just finished breathing.

Snapped!

A blood-stained palm slammed on the white paper.

Blood spattered, splashing Xiaofang's face, who was extremely terrified.

"Exam, start."

…

…

Du Fang led Luoluo and looked at Zhang Changlin and the others who were standing at the school gate in a dream-seeing state, frowning slightly.

He knew that the captain and others should have entered a dream disaster.

Zhang Changlin asked Du Fang not to enter this dream disaster, it was for his own good.

but…

Du Fang has a reason why he has to fall into the dream disaster.

Looking at the No. 1 Girls' High School in Jinling City...

Du Fang's handsome face rarely showed a hint of shyness.

"The child's mother appeared..."

Luoluo's mother, according to the system panel description of "Dating and loving family",

Isn't that his lost wife?

The wife of the package allocation...

That is, the officially certified wife!

Thinking about it, I was a little excited.

"Why is this so funny?"

Du Fang pursed his lips.

After that, he couldn't wait to hold Luoluo's hand and walked towards the gate of Jinling No. 1 Girls' High School.

"Luoluo, take Dad's nose to find Mommy."

Du Fang said.

"Okay!" Luoluo nodded obediently.

The assistant looked at Du Fang's actions and couldn't help but be stunned.

"Brother Du, you..."

Didn't Team Zhang remind Du Fang not to enter this dream disaster?

She opened her mouth to remind.

However, she only felt that the sunlight in front of her suddenly became dim, and the world seemed to have changed drastically in an instant.

Du Fang was originally holding the air, but suddenly he was holding a little girl in a pleated skirt.

The little girl turned her head 180 degrees and grinned at her.

Between the lips and teeth, there were words.

Familiar picture,

A familiar nightmare.

"whee…"

"Auntie, Luoluo has wanted to **** you for a long time."

"Are you trying to stop our family from reuniting?!"

Su Xiaoyu's body went soft and collapsed on the ground.

"excuse me."

…

…

The gate of the First Girls' High School.

The cordon disappeared, as did the noisy crowd, replaced by five figures.

Zhang Changlin was smoking a cigarette, and the hem of his black trench coat fluttered.

Beside him, Chen Xi, Zhao Lu, Su Jiuming and Si Nan followed closely.

"The first day, the dead girl..."

They listened to the sad and terrifying singing coming from the campus, all of them looked serious and strange.

Zhang Changlin stretched his neck, entered from the outside, and looked at the entire school: "The fluctuation of the dream spirit is not strong... It is indeed only a second-rank dream disaster."

"However, the more this is the case, the more abnormal it is."

"Zhao He's combat power is not weak, and he also holds a taboo weapon. If it is just a second-rank dream disaster, he can attack directly, but when he is dead, all his team members are dead. "

"It can make a bronze medal team wipe out the entire army, and it can't even escape. Such a dream disaster is at least the sixth-rank and above."

"Everyone be careful."

"This dream disaster is code-named 'Scarlet Examination Room', and the strange thing may be related to the exam."

"Everyone, pay attention to the killing methods of the monsters in the dream disaster. If you feel that the situation is not right, choose to forcibly get out of the dream disaster!"

Zhang Changlin began to formulate an attack plan.

Everyone agreed.

Afterwards, their spiritual bodies entered the No. 1 Girls' High School, and they stepped into the dream disaster.

hum…

Once you step into it.

Zhang Changlin felt a flower before his eyes.

He found himself sitting in the classroom with a desk in front of him.

Zhang Changlin felt his neck sag, as if he was being held down by something heavy.

He could only stare at the desk to see if he could figure out how to break the game.

However, the desk was empty, with only scratches left by some cheap students.

On the desk, there is even an unrequited love sentence "XX likes XX" written by some **** who I don't know.

"Oh, scholar, sour."

Zhang Changlin laughed.

"You are late, but the exam still has to go on... There is only half an hour left for the exam..."

"When the time is up... will stop answering..."

Suddenly, the smile on Zhang Changlin's face disappeared because a hoarse voice came from his ears.

A test paper was photographed on the table,

A hand full of blood pressed on it.

A monster appears!

Zhang Changlin narrowed his eyes.

"Exam? Take a hammer test!"

The dream spirit fluctuations on Zhang Changlin's body began to boil.

With his strength, even a mere 2nd rank monster would dare to be arrogant in front of him?

With just a pinch, he can shape the second-rank monster into the shape he wants!

So, the exam is impossible to take the exam...

Impossible in this lifetime!

Three words of failing, UU reading www.uukanshu. com He never wants to see it again in his life!

As a dreamer who cultivates both body and mind, Zhang Changlin's strength should not be underestimated.

Boom!

The dream spirit wave flowed to Zhang Changlin's body, and the black windbreaker on Zhang Changlin's body actually swelled up and was filled with muscles!

Mind power is also boiling,

The taboo device around his waist began to vibrate non-stop, as if he was about to wake up!

Bang!

Zhang Changlin clapped his hands on the table, straightening his body and raising his head.

"You don't take the exam?"

A hoarse voice resounded in his ears.

Zhang Changlin was too lazy to say anything, he directly broke the situation with his strength, attacked this second-rank dream disaster, and found another dream disaster hidden under this second-rank dream disaster!

However, in the next instant, the **** palm pressing on the paper suddenly turned completely bloody, as if it was made of blood jade.

Xueyu's palm pressed Zhang Changlin's head.

A loud bang!

Zhang Changlin's head was severely pressed on the desk,

strong body,

The surging dream spirit,

All like dream bubbles.

He was completely locked to death by this terrifying slap!

? ? ?

Who the **** said it was the second grade of the strange rank?

Zhang Changlin's head was pressed against the table by the palm of his hand.

He respectfully spit out the cigarette that was stained with blood from the gums in his mouth, and said calmly: "Education, if you talk about it but don't do it, it's humiliating."

"Ask again, you..."

"Will you take the test?"

The hoarse voice was rubbing against the temples, and it was very delicate.

Zhang Changlin: "Huh."

"Test."