This director only makes bad movies
Chapter 89 This movie will cause mental pollution
The movie only played for five minutes, but it brought an extremely strong mental impact to the audience, and their sanity levels went crazy.
In this case, the audience and guests quickly began to change.
After you withstand the shock of the shocking service and acting, you will find that this movie is actually quite good.
The pace is fast, the plot is simple and crude, some shots are very beautiful, and there are many benefits.
But if you can't withstand the attack of persuasion and acting, then watching the movie will be a complete torture, making you want to dig out a three-bedroom and one-living room with your toes, and then get in to avoid this terrible mental pollution.
"I bet you don't have bullets in your gun."
"I'll let you see my brain."
"Oh, you dare to challenge the invincible Chinese captain, you think your life is too long."
"I have a habit of killing anyone who points a gun at me, even if there are no bullets in the gun."
"How can a person like you change? There is only death."
All kinds of cool lines were spoken by Lin Hongxiu with her "special" acting skills, which had an extremely strong impact on people's outlook on life.
Film critic Tao Heng, who was specially invited by Xu Nan, sat in his seat with a dull expression on his face.
He no longer knew how to describe this movie.
In the first few minutes, Lin Hongxiu used her shocking acting skills to give him a hard blow on the brain.
But the plot that follows can simply be described as terrifying.
The protagonist Yan Hongying joins the Eighth Route Army, and then is injected with a super gene potion to become a super soldier. She begins to kill gods when people stand in her way, and Buddha when she stands in the way of Buddha.
To be honest, the rhythm of Xu Nan's movies is very particular. After a brief period of depression at the beginning, there are waves of extremely enjoyable releases.
But the problem is, the protagonist's acting skills can't help but be so eye-catching.
There are also action scenes, you must be kidding me.
The protagonist kills people when blocked by various people, and kills Buddha when blocked by Buddha, just like opening Wushuang.
Tao Heng can accept Wushuang, but can your Wushuang be more normal?
The protagonist holds two guns and shoots at dozens of Japs. None of the Japs hit the protagonist, and then the protagonist shoots him in the head.
But how can your two pistols shoot so many bullets, with unlimited magazines?
There was also an action scene where Lin Hongxiu kicked the devil on the knee and his balls exploded.
Really, my balls just exploded.
This is really not a lens error. It is impossible for a normal movie to allow such a mistake.
There is also the final showdown on the plane between the protagonist Yan Hongying and the villain Rikka Fujiwara.
This battle scene, which was supposed to be exciting and adrenaline-filled, was photographed by Xu Nan like two middle-aged ladies fighting, disabled and violent.
He even couldn't help but hear the voice of "Retreat, retreat, retreat" in his mind.
Tao Heng didn't know how Xu Nan filmed it, how he was able to make the action scenes look like this.
Being able to film a passionate action scene like this is such a genius.
If Xu Nan's purpose is to explode people's views.
Then he succeeded, extremely successful.
This is one of the most devastating movies Tao Heng has ever seen.
Compared with this movie, even "Along the River on a Qingming Festival" and "Taoist Bian Shan" have become peerless movies.
Those two movies were just ridiculous, but this movie can bring extremely strong mental pollution to people.
Two hours later, the video finally finished playing.
The lights came on, the scene was deathly silent, and you could hear a pin drop.
No one said anything because they were all transfixed by this earth-shattering movie.
Xu Nan quickly started the live broadcast.
This premiere is very important. It is related to the success of the movie and there must be no mistakes.
He walked up to the platform, smiling.
"Okay." He clapped vigorously, and because the place was quiet, his applause spread throughout the entire venue.
No one spoke or echoed, everyone just looked at him with a look of collapse.
No, some people are broken.
If it's a great movie, everyone will applaud after it's over.
Even if it’s a bad movie, everyone will applaud politely.
But this movie.
Xu Nan was calm and applauded, not feeling embarrassed at all, and also said:
"Applause, everyone, please applaud. This is such a wonderful movie. Please applaud and encourage everyone."
He even walked up to a guest.
"Brother, please applaud. This movie isn't great. Why don't you applaud for such a wonderful movie?"
Under Xu Nan's scorching gaze, the guest had no choice but to stretch out his hand and clapped gently.
In fact, he didn't want to applaud at all. The mental trauma the movie just brought to him was very strong and made him doubt his life.
But Xu Nan's face was so thick that he couldn't resist it and could only applaud along with Xu Nan.
The audience was still silent, and many people turned their attention to the applauding guest. The meaning was very obvious.
His clapping quickly died down and then stopped.
It was so embarrassing, so embarrassing that he wanted to dig his toes into the ground.
Although he was embarrassed when he was watching the movie just now, everyone was embarrassed at that time. Now, everyone is just looking at him, and he really can't stand it.
But Xu Nan was still applauding and looking at him with burning eyes.
The guests had no choice but to close their eyes, lie down on their seats, and start pretending to sleep.
Xu Nan immediately turned to look at film critic Tao Heng in the crowd and winked.
"Applause, don't you think the movie is wonderful?"
Me.
Tao Heng wanted to scold his mother, but thinking of the agreement he had reached with Xu Nan before, he had no choice but to applaud.
Compared to what he was going to do next, mere applause was nothing.
Just think of it as a rehearsal in advance.
As long as I am not embarrassed, others will be embarrassed.
"Papa pa pa"
Tao Heng had a distorted expression and clapped hard, even harder than Xu Nan. He even said to the film critic next to him who came with him.
"Brother, applaud, why don't you applaud?"
The film critic had a confused face, but with Tao Heng staring at him like this, he had no choice but to clap along.
We were all acquaintances, and it was really hard for him to offend Tao Heng.
Xu Nan looked at Zhan Dahong.
"Uncle Zhan, Aunt Zhan, Beishan, applaud, do you think the movie I made is not good-looking?"
Zhan Dahong glanced at him in disbelief and found that Xu Nan's eyes were extremely sincere, as if he really thought his movie was wonderful.
This is the younger generation that I have watched since childhood.
"well."
Zhan Dahong sighed and clapped helplessly.
What a sin.
With Zhan Dahong taking the lead, Aunt Zhan, Zhan Beishan, and others one after another also applauded.
Many things are like this. If no one takes the lead, everyone will remain silent. If someone takes the lead, it doesn't matter.
Under Xu Nan's enthusiasm, the venue finally burst into sparse applause.
He walked onto the stage enthusiastically, holding a microphone in his hand, and spoke passionately.
"Thank you for your encouragement. I believe this wonderful movie will bring you an extremely shocking movie-watching experience."
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