This director only makes bad movies

At the beginning, there is the logo of Summit Film and Television.

Then, the movie got down to business.

"bell"

The sharp and piercing phone ringing sounded, which made many unprepared viewers feel alert.

A familiar voiceover sounded to the audience.

"On the night of June 13th, the police in a certain city received a report that a murder case had occurred in a nearby unfinished building."

"After receiving the report, the police quickly rushed to the scene and found the bodies of three adult males and a crying girl."

"In her hand, she held a steamed bun tightly."

This voice-over, Chen Pengfei, always felt a bit familiar. After thinking about it carefully, I remembered, isn't this the kind of deep voice that often appears in legal programs?

But this is a movie, not a legal column, so how can there be such a sound?

Just when Chen Pengfei was confused, a policeman appeared on the screen, along with a line of comments: "Officer Hu."

It's more like a legal program, right?

Officer Hu looked upright and said seriously: "The murder case is a vicious case, and three people died at once. It can be said to be very rare. This is the first time I have encountered such a case in my twenty years of work."

The voice-over sounded again: "After investigation, the names of the three deceased were Wu Huan, Guangming, and Kunlun, and the name of the only girl alive at the scene was Qingcheng."

"Then, why did the four of them appear in the unfinished building at the same time, and why did the three grown men die unexpectedly."

"What is behind this murder case, is it the distortion of human nature or the loss of morality."

"If you want to know what happens next, please watch the next episode."

"Tianji, a murder caused by a steamed bun."

On the screen, big blood-red characters appeared.

A murder caused by a steamed bun in Tianji.

Chen Pengfei, who was watching a movie, frowned.

What's the meaning?

The name of the movie is exactly the same as the name of his movie, and the person who died has the same name as the protagonist of his movie.

What does Xu Nan want to do?

The movie continues.

Weird music played, and the voiceover began to explain.

"A little steamed bun caused a shocking murder."

"A woman caused four adult men to die one after another. What secrets are hidden behind this?"

"The case is complicated and confusing, what is the truth behind it?"

Then the voice-over changed to a normal narrative tone.

"On June 13, the public security agency received a report that a murder had occurred in an unfinished building. When they arrived at the scene, they found three male corpses, namely Wu Huan, Guangming, and Kunlun. There was also a crying girl at the scene. Allure.”

"The police officers conducted routine questioning on Qingcheng, but the girl kept crying and did not give any clues."

"In desperation, the police had to interview the only witness at the scene, Manshen."

The scene turned and Manshen appeared on the screen.

The image of Manshen is somewhat similar to the image of Manshen in "Tianji". To be more precise, it is copied from the image of "Manshen" in Tianji.

It's just that the Man Shen in this movie is not as lofty and ethereal as in "Tianji", but rather vulgar and funny.

The Man Shen in Tianji is played by the famous beauty Chen Hong, who gives the impression of being noble and aloof, but the Man Shen on the screen is a wrinkled old lady with two big yellow teeth when she opens her mouth and smiles, which is vulgar and funny.

A commercial suddenly came for the movie.

The wretched and funny Manshen grabbed her hair that was flying high and made various poses.

"When I first learned that I was asked to do a shampoo commercial, I refused."

“Although my hair is very nice, shiny, and long, and it defies the laws of physics and floats high like there is no gravity, this is not the reason why I accept shampoo commercials.”

"Later I learned that this shampoo contains a variety of Chinese herbal ingredients, which are very good for hair, so I agreed to do an advertisement for this shampoo."

"Of course, friends in front of the screen must know that even if you use Bawang shampoo, it is impossible for your hair to float as high as mine. This is my privilege as a god."

"So, for shampoo, use Bawang."

"Bawang shampoo, I told you to use it."

Chen Pengfei was shocked.

This is a movie character that he carefully designed.

The idea of ​​Man Shen comes from Taoism. In Taoist stone statues, the word Man means whole and existence.

Manshen is the embodiment of the world of Tianji in the movie. It represents everything in the world, but at the same time it is nothing. It is the embodiment of time, space, fate and so on.

The character of Manshen is a metaphor for the superego, allowing the audience to view this tragic story from a perspective that transcends everything, thereby gaining enlightenment and enlightenment.

I am such a serious and serious person, why on earth would you let such a wretched old lady play the role, and even let her star in a shampoo commercial?

Chen Pengfei's fists were clenched and veins popped out.

After the commercial ended, the voiceover sounded again.

"Manshen is a mysterious figure. According to reports from the public, she often likes to deceive little girls. The suspect in this case, Qingcheng, seems to have been deceived by Manshen."

"So, does this case have anything to do with Manshen?"

The man on the screen looked panicked.

"Don't say that. This matter has nothing to do with me. If you insist on throwing dirty water on my head, I will sue you for defamation."

The voiceover sounded again.

"After careful questioning by the police officer, Manshen finally told the cause of the incident based on the principle of leniency for those who confessed and leniency for those who resisted."

"The whole thing starts with a steamed bun."

"The origin of the case dates back more than ten years ago. At that time, Qingcheng, one of the suspects in this case, was just a little girl, and Wu Huan, one of the deceased in this case, was just a little boy."

"When he was young, Wu Huan came to buy steamed buns, but was deceived by Qingcheng. From then on, he hated Qingcheng."

"After growing up, Qingcheng became a dancer at the Circle Entertainment City. At the same time, Qingcheng fell in love with the owner of the entertainment city, Mr. Wang, and became Wang's woman."

"Because of this, Wu Huan became the security manager of Circle Entertainment City."

"According to the response from the parties involved, this is what happened."

"Due to unpaid wages, security captain Wu Huan led the security guards to surround the entertainment city and demanded that Wang pay his wages."

"Wang asked to postpone the distribution because of tight money. The security guards agreed and asked Qingcheng to perform a striptease for them to relieve their boredom."

"Wang agreed to the security guards' request and asked Qingcheng to perform a striptease."

"This is what happened at the time"

The image of Qingcheng appeared on the screen.

Fortunately, Qingcheng is a young girl, young and beautiful, not like the stern eyes she had just now.

She started performing a striptease.

She took off her coat first.

"I'm taking it off."

Then she put her coat on again.

"I'm putting it on."

Then she came again.

"I'm taking off my clothes."

"I'm back dressed."

"I'm taking off my clothes."

"I'm wearing it again."

"Hey, hey."

"I put it on and took it off."

"Take it off and put it on again."

"What can you do to me? What can you do to me?"

Qingcheng performed an impromptu rap.

Chen Pengfei gritted his teeth.

I worked hard and spent countless energy to make a movie, but you actually made it up like this?

This feeling is like seeing your own woman being touched by someone else's hands, which is extremely refreshing.

Legal Program Oh no, the movie is still going on.

Voice-over sounds.

"When Wang saw this, he became furious, picked up a watermelon knife and started chasing Qingcheng."

"At the same time, Wang's bodyguard Guangming arrived just in time. Just when Wang was happy, Guangming killed Wang and then took Qingcheng away."

"According to the police investigation, Guangming was originally a neon man. In order to apologize to the Chinese people, he came to China and later became Wang's bodyguard."

"But why, after Wang's bodyguard arrived at the scene, he killed Wang in turn."

"What's the secret behind this?"

"The police once again interviewed Manshen, the only person with knowledge of this case."

A figure of Manshen appeared on the screen, grinning with two big yellow teeth.

"What else could it be because I recognized the wrong person, because that person is not Guangming at all."

The voiceover sounded again.

"According to insider Man Shen, the night before the incident, Wang Guangming, a bodyguard, pulled her into the woods with the intention of molesting her."

"He himself is an extremely rare gerontophile. He doesn't like young beauties, but only likes old people like Manshen."

"But Manshen herself is not someone to be trifled with. As a god, she beat Guangming violently on the spot."

"It is precisely because of this that when the salary incident happened, he could not get up from the bed, so he could only leave the matter to his friend Kunlun."

"In order to prevent his secret from being revealed, Guangming gave the mask he often wore to Kunlun."

"And all this is the source of the tragedy that follows."

At this point, the movie once again plays an advertisement for Overlord Shampoo.

The audience was a bit suspicious that it was an implant, but it didn't feel like it.

Who would use such an ugly actor to shoot an advertisement? Aren't they afraid of affecting the product image?

After the commercial ends, strange music plays and the voice-over becomes high-pitched again.

"A little steamed bun caused a shocking murder."

"A woman caused four adult men to die one after another. What secrets are hidden behind this?"

"Why did Kunlun kill Wang and why did he take Qingcheng away?"

"Why did the three of them appear in the same room and kill each other."

"The case is complicated and confusing, what is the truth behind it?"

The voiceover changed to a normal tone and continued the explanation.

"According to Manshen's statement, public security officers deduced the cause of the incident."

"At that time, because Wang asked for help, the injured bodyguard Guangming had no choice but to put on a commonly used mask on his friend Kunlun."

"Because he was wearing a mask, no one doubted Kunlun's identity, but Kunlun didn't know Wang, so when Wang chased Qingcheng with a watermelon knife, he mistakenly thought he was the murderer and Qingcheng was the boss, so he stabbed him to death. Wang, and took away the dancing girl Qingcheng.”

"But why did the three of them appear in the same room and kill each other later?"

"What happened in the middle."

"The police once again questioned Manshen, the only person involved in the incident."

Manshen with two big yellow teeth appeared on the screen again.

"Oh, it's all fate, everything is fate."

Several protagonists appeared on the screen, and voiceovers also sounded.

"According to Manshen, the police restored the entire incident."

"After Kunlun took Qingcheng away, Wu Huan chased him out with hatred, and the two became separated."

"Later, Qingcheng found Guangming injured and mistakenly thought that Guangming was injured because he saved him, so he and Guangming became boyfriend and girlfriend."

"Just when the two were inseparable, Kunlun appeared wearing a mask and said that he was the one who really saved Qingcheng."

"The scene was very embarrassing for a time, and Qingcheng was also in trouble. She didn't know whose words she should believe."

"However, at this moment, another deceased person in this case, security captain Wu Huan, appeared."

"He kidnapped Qingcheng and took him to the unfinished building where the crime occurred."

The policeman's voice appeared on the screen, his face serious.

"According to our investigation, Wu Huan has very obvious anti-social tendencies."

"Just because Qingcheng robbed him of a steamed bun when he was young, he has always remembered it in his heart until now, which led to the tragedy."

Voiceover.

"According to police review, this is what happened at the time."

The picture on the screen turned into an unfinished building.

Wu Huan stood in the middle, Qingcheng, Kunlun, and Guangming were all tightly tied.

Voice-over: "Because Wu Huan controlled Qingcheng, the two big men Kunlun and Guangming did not dare to take action, and were finally tied up by Wu Huan."

Wu Huan took out a steamed bun from his arms and burst into tears.

He started a long and very lyrical talk: "Do you remember this steamed bun?"

"Yes, this is the steamed bun you deceived from me when I was five years old."

"Because of this incident, I will never trust others again."

Voice-over: "Qingcheng is very scared."

Qingcheng cried: "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have lied to you about the steamed buns. I'll pay you for it. Can I pay you a hundred yuan?"

Wu Huan sneered, veins popped up in his arms, he crushed the bun into pieces with all his strength, and yelled, "Do you think it's useful to compensate me now?"

"You completely ruined my chance to be a good person. From then on, I never received love again."

At this time, the picture on the movie screen changed and turned into a concert scene.

Wu Huan shed tears, held a microphone in his hand, and sang.

"I will love you even to death."

"It's not enjoyable if it's not done to the fullest."

"How deep the feelings are, only in this way can we express them enough."

"I will love you even to death."

“It’s hard to smile until you cry.”

"The desire to destroy the universe is still there."

Along with the singing, the picture on the screen suddenly played slowly, making it look a bit like a song MV.

When the song ended, Wu Huan looked up at the sky, tears still flowing, and he looked down at Qingcheng.

"Now do you understand how much pain I am in?"

Qingcheng's eyes widened and her mouth opened into an O shape.

The BGM of the movie suddenly becomes urgent, as if something big will happen in the next second.

Voice-over sounds.

"At this moment, Guangming broke away from the rope, found the watermelon knife, and started fighting Wu Huan."

"But because of the injury, he is no match for Wu Huan."

"Fortunately, Kunlun also broke free from the rope and got up to help Guangming."

"at last."

Photos of the crime scene appeared on the screen. Three men fell in a pool of blood, leaving only Qingcheng crying there.

Voiceover.

"That's what happened in this case."

"Because of a small steamed bun, Wu Huan remembered it for twenty years, which led to this tragedy."

"Parents should take this as a warning and do a solid job in educating their children so that they can establish a correct outlook on life and values, so that tragedies can be avoided."

"At the same time, we must also understand a very profound truth."

Eight large blood-red characters appeared on the screen.

"Form is emptiness, emptiness is form."

The closing credits appear.

The movie ends.