This director only makes bad movies

The lights in the screening room came on, illuminating the confused expressions of the audience in the theater.

What is this?

What the hell is this? ? ?

The expressions on the audience's faces were as uncomfortable as if they were constipated.

Everyone walked into the cinema with extremely strong expectations, thinking that they would see a classic and beautiful fairy tale blockbuster, but instead they saw a spoof movie.

Zhao Ling'er has become a rugged and tough man, and the whole story has changed from being entangled in destiny to save the world to Li Xiaoyao's escape from marriage.

Compared with the original work, it dropped countless levels in an instant.

The key is.

This movie is simply not right.

Chen Nantian's expression twitched.

Xu Nan is one of the top directors in the country, and he has great special effects works like "The Eyed Man" ahead of him.

Before the movie was released, Xu Nan boasted and made all kinds of wild remarks, saying that it was a work that transcended the times.

Therefore, Chen Nantian's expectations were very high.

Then, he saw a trashy spoof movie.

A lump.

Shet.

"Fuck."

"Trashy movie."

"What the hell."

"A waste of my movie ticket money."

The audience cursed and left.

At this time, Chen Nantian's mobile phone screen lit up, and company group messages began to flash.

"Avoid lightning and protect everyone from lightning in advance. The movie "The Legend of Sword and Fairy" is very bad."

"That's right, it's so bad. Zhao Ling'er is actually a man, and a strong man with a beard."

"I was so shocked in the theater that I was burnt on the outside and tender on the inside."

"Ah, it's true. It's also a work directed by Xu Nan. It can't be too bad."

"Didn't you say that this movie is going to redefine Xianxia?"

Someone asked.

How could the director of Sword and Sword be a bad movie if he is so famous?

This is unbelievable.

Upon hearing this, several people who had just watched the Sword and Sword movie couldn't hold back.

"All the slogans are false."

"It really redefines Xianxia, ​​because this movie is not a Xianxia movie at all."

"Xu Nan, this bitch has started tricking people again."

"Fuck, this movie has the same style as "Captain China", which is ridiculous."

"Whoever looks at it is stupid."

At this time, there was someone in the group named Chen Nantian.

" @Mr. Chen, have you watched "The Legend of Sword and Chivalry"? If you haven't watched it, don't watch it. It's a garbage movie."

Chen Nantian's expression was twisted.

Although I appreciate your reminder, the problem is that I have already finished watching the movie.

Chen Nantian sighed, clicked on his phone, and sent a message.

"I just finished watching it. This movie is really rubbish, especially Zhao Ling'er's casting, which is even more subversive."

Several employees who had just watched the movie felt much relieved.

"My condolences, Mr. Chen."

"I don't blame Mr. Chen, who would have thought that a director as famous as Xu Nan would make a bad movie."

"Mr. Chen, do we still need to go to the theater to watch "The Legend of Sword and Chivalry"?"

Someone asked a question in the group.

Chen Nantian immediately replied with a message.

"Of course you have to watch it. Although "Legend of Sword and Fairy" is a bad movie, we can also learn from the lessons of failure and avoid making mistakes when designing games."

"Members of the game department not only have to watch the movie, but also write a summary after watching the movie, summarizing the reasons for the failure of the movie, and the game design should learn from the lessons of the movie's failure."

The group was silent for a while, and soon people from the game department started speaking.

"Mr. Chen is wise."

"As expected of Mr. Chen. Others yell at bad movies when they see them, but Mr. Chen can think of a deeper level."

"The failure of the movie also has an impact on the game. We really have to watch it."

There was a flood of flattery in the group.

Chen Nantian put his phone back in his pocket and walked out of the screening room with a solemn expression.

I can't be the only one who gets ripped off.

at the same time.

Director Liu Dongdong and film critic Tao Heng also bought tickets and entered the theater.

The two have a good relationship and have had special experiences before, so they went to watch the movie together.

While walking into the screening room, Liu Dongdong said: "You don't have to have such a big opinion against Xu Nan. It can be seen from "The Beginning" and "Staring Man" that Xu Nan has corrected himself and is no longer the bad actor he used to be. The film relies on crooked marketing by a director."

"Treat him with admiration after three days of separation. You can't always look at him with the same old eyes."

"Furthermore, he also produced the phenomenal TV series "Hurry Up". He is one of the few directors in China who can produce both movies and TV series well."

Tao Heng sneered: "Just because he asked me to drink foot-washing water in the first place, I will be a black eye to him for the rest of my life. No matter what he becomes, it will be useless."

"And don't look at him looking like he's reforming his evil ways. If he doesn't, he will relapse one day and engage in crooked ways."

Liu Dongdong shook his head: "You are just too prejudiced against Xu Nan, and what's wrong with drinking Lin Hongxiu's top-notch white and rich foot washing water? You don't even know how many people on the Internet want to kneel down and lick her. Feet, they are top-notch white, rich and beautiful, and they are so good-looking, if I could."

Tao Heng looked at Liu Dongdong strangely.

Liu Dongdong also realized that he had said the wrong thing and quickly shut up.

Seeing Tao Heng's expression getting more and more strange, Liu Dongdong quickly changed the subject.

"What do you think of the movie Sword?"

Tao Heng said disdainfully: "It's probably a bad movie. The more this guy brags about it before it's released, the more it means the movie is not good."

Liu Dongdong smiled: "You are so stubborn. This is a movie adapted from a national-level IP. How can the quality not be good?"

As he spoke, the lights in the screening room dimmed and the screen lit up.

Liu Dongdong lowered his voice: "Look, this is definitely a fairy tale blockbuster, maybe it will start a wave of fairy tales."

Tao Heng said nothing and looked at the screen quietly.

The movie starts.

It starts with a game screen.

Some people think it doesn't matter, but some people are touched and feel emotions rippling in their hearts.

Then the handsome and pure Li Xiaoyao appeared.

Tao Heng and Liu Dongdong frowned at the same time.

Both of them are professionals, and it was immediately obvious that the film's presentation was very rough.

Although the director used a tricky shooting technique to focus the audience's attention on the actors, through the actors, it can be clearly seen that the persuasion is not working.

It shouldn't be. In this kind of fairy-tale blockbuster, serving the Tao is an extremely important factor. It can even be said to be the key to the success or failure of the movie. How could it be so rubbish?

Liu Dongdong noticed something was wrong.

The plot quickly became tense. His aunt was seriously ill, and Li Xiaoyao went to Fairy Island to seek medicine.

Fairy Island.

In the lotus pond.

Zhao Linger, who was taking a shower, turned around with an earth-shattering turn.

Theater audiences were stunned.

Tao Heng was stunned.

Liu Dongdong was shocked.

Zhao Linger actually looks like this! ! !

Isn’t it said that she is the most beautiful woman in China?

How could it be a man.

He is also a rough and muscular man with fat body and beard.

The audience is blinded.

The theater began to commotion.

But the next plot is even more subversive.

Zhao Ling'er turned into a shrew who was dissatisfied with her desires and would take off Li Xiaoyao's clothes whenever she disagreed.

In the original work, the arrogant Jiujianxian arrived and was immediately beaten away by Zhao Ling'er.

Li Xiaoyao couldn't bear it and ran to Hangzhou City, where he met Lin Yueru, another woman who was extremely important to him.

But Lin Yueru also changed, from liking Li Xiaoyao to liking Zhao Linger.

Xu Nan's adaptation made it seem like the protagonist changed from Li Xiaoyao to Zhao Ling'er.

In fact, the audience does not have any objection to the protagonist becoming the protagonist, but the problem is that Zhao Ling'er should not be so eye-catching.

Tao Heng sneered, Liu Dongdong gritted his teeth.

The promised Xianxia blockbuster.

This is too subversive.

on the screen.

The movie is still showing.

The audience was not surprised. The plot of the Demon Locking Tower that follows in the movie is completely different from the games and TV series.

The person who entered the Demon Locking Tower was no longer Zhao Ling'er, who was mistaken for a monster, but Li Xiaoyao. The reason became to avoid the two shrews Zhao Ling'er and Lin Yueru.

Zhao Ling'er replaced Li Xiaoyao's role in the original plot and was invincible all the way to the Demon Locking Tower.

Seeing Li Xiaoyao with a face full of grief and anger as Zhao Ling'er stripped off his clothes and performed double cultivation again, several viewers couldn't help laughing.

A handsome guy being unlucky is always one of the popular jokes.

In fact, the Fairy Sword movie is generally quite a spoof, and it is a qualified spoof movie.

But most viewers cannot accept this kind of prank.

Because they came with the expectation of watching a beautiful fairy tale movie, but Xu Nan gave them a spoof movie, which of course the audience was not satisfied with.

The domestic environment is also different. It is generally more conservative and less accepting of some subversive things.

The plot of the movie is coming to an end.

Lin Yueru died.

Li Xiaoyao was almost squeezed dry by Zhao Ling'er. His face was exhausted and his eyes had dark circles. He had no choice but to go to the Moon Worshiping Cult Leader for help.

The leader of the Moon Worshiping Cult took advantage of Li Xiaoyao and seriously injured Zhao Ling'er, but he did not expect that the descendants of Nuwa had strong vitality. In the end, he foiled his plot and died with him.

At the end of the movie, there is a slow-motion memory + sad BGM, a standard sensational technique.

Some people were moved, and many more found it ridiculous.

The stories in the game and TV series are indeed touching, but what the hell is your movie about? Why is it so sensational?

Zhao Ling'er took off Li Xiaoyao's clothes whenever she disagreed, and almost sucked Li Xiaoyao dry.

In order to avoid Zhao Ling'er, Li Xiaoyao went to Hangzhou City, the Demon Locking Tower, and the Moon Worshiping Sect, but he still couldn't get rid of it. There was almost no emotion between the two of them, and there was a sudden and sensational scene at the end.

"Fuck."

"What the hell."

"Rubbish."

"What the hell."

Eight out of ten viewers in the theater were scolding.

This movie was so rubbish that they were disappointed.

Film critic Tao Heng turned around and asked Liu Dongdong: "Didn't you say that this is a fairy tale blockbuster that will start a wave of fairy tales?"

"Didn't you say that Xu Nan changed his ways and stopped making bad movies?"

"What to say now."

Liu Dongdong was speechless.

How could he have thought that Xu Nan, who can produce excellent film and television dramas such as "The Beginning", "Staring Man" and "Hurry", would film "The Legend of Sword and Fairy" like this.

This is a national-level IP.

"Say it."

Tao Heng refused to give up.

Liu Dongdong's face turned red with anger and he cursed angrily: "Xu Nan, this bitch, if I trust him in the future, I will be like a dog."