This director only makes bad movies

Zhao Linger is actually a man! ! !

A descendant of Nuwa, a beautiful person with a kind heart, soft on the outside and strong on the inside. She was once the goddess of white moonlight in the eyes of a generation. In the movie, she actually turned into a man?

And what the heck, a tough man with a rough face, a beard, and a body full of fat? ? ?

The audience's eyes almost popped out of their heads.

Chen Nantian almost vomited blood.

Make no mistake, the movie version of "The Legend of Sword and Chivalry" is too subversive.

Adaptation is not random editing, and detailed explanation is not nonsense.

Xu Nan, you are a thief, how dare you tarnish my work like this.

But no matter how angry and devastated the audience was.

The plot of the movie still continues.

Li Xiaoyao by the lotus pond was also shocked by Zhao Linger's honor.

But he was well-educated and still adhered to the principle of "don't look at anything inappropriate" and looked down at the ground.

"Brother, there is no need to panic. I, Li Xiaoyao, went to Fairy Island to get the elixir because my aunt was seriously ill."

"I dare to ask, brother, since you take a bath on the island, you must be very familiar with this place. May I ask where you can find the elixir."

"If you tell me, I will thank you very much."

Zhao Ling'er, who was taking a shower, immediately darkened her face, and the fat on her body trembled.

She screamed like a broken gong: "You're blind, I'm obviously a young girl, but you dare to say that I'm a man."

"I'm going to kill you, you perverted thief."

It was obviously a very serious scene, but many viewers still laughed out loud.

Because this scene is so nonsensical, especially when looking at the macho Zhao Ling'er looking insulted, the contrast is too strong.

Li Xiaoyao was shocked.

This tough guy is actually a woman? ? ?

Not to mention that he didn't expect it, even many people watching the movie didn't expect that this was a woman.

Li Xiaoyao responded quickly and apologized immediately.

"Girl, I'm really sorry. It was an unintentional mistake. I hope you won't be offended."

Zhao Ling'er said coldly: "It's too late. Since you have seen my pure jade body, you must die, because only my husband can see my body."

With that said, Zhao Ling'er jumped up from the lotus pond, like a fat pig out of water, jumped in front of Li Xiaoyao on the spot, and knocked him to the ground with one palm.

It was at this time that Zhao Ling'er saw Li Xiaoyao's face.

Delicate and handsome, his eyes are as pure and lovely as a deer's.

Zhao Ling'er's eyes lit up, her saliva flowed down on the spot, and she showed a lewd and lewd smile.

Li Xiaoyao was still apologizing: "I'm sorry, girl, I really didn't mean it. Please let me go."

Zhao Ling'er laughed: "No problem."

Li Xiaoyao did not realize the danger of the matter and was still happy for Zhao Linger's tolerance.

"Thank you girl, I'll leave if nothing happens."

"Hey, what's the rush?"

Zhao Ling'er grabbed Li Xiaoyao and said with a lewd smile: "I am a yellow-flowered girl. Since you have seen my innocent body, what else can I do? I can only stay with you to preserve my innocence."

"It's better to choose a day than to hit it. Today, the two of us will have a bridal chamber in the mountains and fields, using the sky as a quilt and the earth as a bed."

As he said that, Zhao Ling'er let out a lewd laugh and rushed toward Li Xiaoyao.

Li Xiaoyao was shocked: "No, no, no."

His voice went from high and sharp to a whimper.

His fists were clenched tightly at first, and then loosened weakly.

His feet first pushed hard on the ground and struggled, and then straightened suddenly.

Through this series of shots, the audience understands that Li Xiaoyao was tainted by Zhao Ling'er.

Li Xiaoyao was raped by Zhao Linger?

It makes people feel inexplicably inconsistent.

As soon as the camera turned, it had become an afterthought.

The macho Zhao Ling'er put on his clothes and looked up to the sky, laughing wildly.

The originally beautiful women's clothing looked out of place when worn on her, and the contrast was very strong.

Li Xiaoyao was sitting on the ground, his clothes were messy, and he was crying.

His exposed skin was covered with bruises and bruises, and it was obvious at a glance that he had just suffered inhuman abuse.

Zhao Ling'er came to Li Xiaoyao's side and hugged his shoulders to comfort him.

"Little fool, stop crying, I will be responsible for you."

Li Xiaoyao raised his head, his eyes dim with tears, endearingly: "Then you must be nice to me?"

Zhao Ling'er was satisfied and nodded: "Of course."

Li Xiaoyao cried again: "But when I came to Fairy Island, I originally wanted to find the legendary fairy on Fairy Island to get some magic medicine to treat my aunt. Now that I'm on Fairy Island, I can't find the fairy at all. What should I do? ?”

"Without the elixir, Auntie would die."

Zhao Ling'er laughed: "I am the fairy of Fairy Island. If you want the fairy medicine, I will give it to you."

Li Xiaoyao looked surprised.

In this way, Zhao Ling'er married Li Xiaoyao, returned to Yuhang Town, and fed the elixir to Li Xiaoyao's aunt.

After taking the elixir, Aunt Li Xiaoyao's terminal illness was cured immediately.

But seeing her nephew with a rough and tough man, Aunt Li Xiaoyao was shocked and asked what was going on.

Aunt Li Xiaoyao felt regretful after learning that her nephew married the strange-looking Zhao Ling'er in order to save her.

But there was no way, the two were already married, and Aunt Li Xiaoyao had no choice but to accept the fact that the two were together.

So, Zhao Ling'er lived with Li Xiaoyao and Aunt Li Xiaoyao.

The girls in the town were heartbroken when they found out that Li Xiaoyao's flower was picked by Zhao Linger's cow dung, and many couldn't help crying.

The most unbearable thing is that this Zhao Ling'er is promiscuous by nature. No matter day or night, as long as the mood comes, he will rape Li Xiaoyao.

Even if Li Xiaoyao is still shopping on the street or greeting guests in the inn, Zhao Ling'er will immediately pull Li Xiaoyao to do it whenever he gets excited.

Regardless of whether there is anyone around or what the occasion is.

The girls in the town were heartbroken to see their beloved boyfriend being fucked by Zhao Ling'er in broad daylight.

The key is that Zhao Ling'er is extremely arrogant and bullies Li Xiaoyao all day long.

Some people couldn't stand it and spoke uprightly, but they were beaten into pig heads by Zhao Ling'er.

Therefore, the people in the town could only watch helplessly as Li Xiaoyao was in dire straits and in an extremely miserable situation.

At this time, a Shushan master named Jiujianxian came to Yuhang Town.

He saw that all the girls in the town were crying and quickly asked what was the reason.

The girl in the town told him about Zhao Ling'er and Li Xiaoyao, and Jiu Jianxian was shocked when he heard it.

Are there really such weird women in this world?

He didn't quite believe it.

By chance, Li Xiaoyao went out and walked on the street.

Zhao Ling'er got excited and took off Li Xiaoyao's clothes on the spot, regardless of whether Li Xiaoyao was on the street or Jiujianxian was nearby.

Seeing this scene, Jiujianxian's outlook on life was greatly impacted, and he almost went blind.

What the people in the town said was actually true. There really was such an outrageous woman in this world. She simply brought together all the weird things in the world.

Done.

Li Xiaoyao shed tears and mourned.

Jiujianxian couldn't stand it anymore.

But he is an expert in Shushan and must be reasonable.

Moreover, the two of them were husband and wife, and it was difficult for an upright official to intervene in household affairs, so it was not easy for him to meddle rashly.

So Jiu Jianxian made a decision.

Teach Li Xiaoyao how to control the sword and teach him his skills.

As long as Li Xiaoyao's strength improves and exceeds that of a strange woman like Zhao Ling'er, Zhao Ling'er will naturally not be as unscrupulous as before.

The plan went smoothly.

late at night.

Li Xiaoyao came to Shanshen Temple to learn skills.

Under the moonlight night, the wine-sword fairy has an extraordinary bearing, like a man among gods.

Li Xiaoyao asked: "Senior Jiujianxian, as long as I learn the art of sword control, Zhao Ling'er can't force me anymore."

Jiu Jianxian smiled confidently: "Of course, my Shushan method is profound and unpredictable. Even if you only learn a superficial knowledge, you can still escape the world. Not to mention a little shrew, you can still cut off monsters and monsters."

When Li Xiaoyao heard what Jiu Jianxian said, a fire of hope arose in his heart.

He put 200% of his energy into learning Shushan sword-playing skills.

Li Xiaoyao was very talented and quickly learned the art of sword control. Seeing that Li Xiaoyao was so talented, Jiu Jianxian's eyes lit up and he couldn't help but teach him more advanced Shushan arts.

But no matter what spell it is, Li Xiaoyao can learn it all in one go.

As Li Xiaoyao went all out to learn the art, time passed quickly.

At this time, Zhao Ling'er came.

Seeing her husband being taken away by Jiujianxian, Zhao Ling'er's aggressive nature showed up and she cursed at Jiujianxian.

Even though the Jiuxianxian is an expert in Shushan, he can't bear to play games.

Originally, he didn't want to take action against Zhao Ling'er, but this woman's curses were so unpleasant that he couldn't bear it anymore.

Jiujianxian said coldly: "I didn't want to take action, but you decided to force me."

Seeing this, Li Xiaoyao felt happy.

With Jiu Jianxian, an expert, taking action, Zhao Ling'er was afraid that she would be in trouble.

Could it be that his wonderful life had just arrived?

The next second, Jiujianxian took action.

Zhao Ling'er fought back and beat the Jiujianxian into a pig's head.

Li Xiaoyao's heart was broken when he saw Jiujianxian, the immortal master who had just boasted that he was invincible in the world, being beaten so violently by Zhao Linger.

Even the real master can't defeat Zhao Ling'er.

Then is it necessary to learn his sword-control skills?

Seeing that Jiu Jianxian was about to be beaten to death by Zhao Ling'er, Li Xiaoyao had no choice but to step forward to plead for mercy.

Zhao Ling'er let Jiu Jianxian go for Li Xiaoyao's sake.

"Remember, you are not allowed to destroy the relationship between us as husband and wife in the future, otherwise I will beat you every time I see you."

Zhao Ling'er domineeringly threw Jiu Jianxian aside as if throwing away garbage.

The next second, she showed a lewd smile and rushed towards Li Xiaoyao.

"My lord, the spring night is too short, so take advantage of the time. It's almost dawn, let's practice together as soon as possible."

Li Xiaoyao turned to look at Jiu Jianxian, who had a bruised nose and swollen face, and shed a tear of helplessness, feeling extremely humiliated.

Jiu Jianxian sighed helplessly and left a sentence.

"Don't worry Xiaoyao, I will definitely come back."

After saying that, Jiujianxian ran away.