This director only makes bad movies

In a group of Paris's biggest fans.

"Why can't I find any news about Miss Paris on the Internet these days?"

"Yeah, Miss Paris is the reincarnation of President Washington, she should do some great things."

"Did he be killed by the Federation?"

In the United States, conspiracy theories are very popular, and Americans particularly believe in this.

The evil forces behind these conspiracy theories are usually the federal government or large conglomerates. Basically, no matter what happens, someone will be able to make up a conspiracy theory that seems reasonable but is actually very outrageous, and there will definitely be someone who firmly believes it. No doubt.

This is America, a magical country.

For example, now, Paris fans have not heard any news about Paris for several days, and some people immediately wondered whether Paris had been silenced by the government.

The best thing is that some people actually believe it.

In just a few hours, a group of fans conceived a very complete conspiracy theory in the group.

After Washington defeated the British and established the country, she achieved great success and returned to her hometown. Later, she died and went to heaven.

Washington originally lived happily in heaven, but seeing the country she had built through blood and fire declining day by day, she finally couldn't help it anymore, prayed to God, left heaven, and was reincarnated as Paris. On the body.

Her purpose is to save this country that is about to fall, rebirth the United States, and restore its past greatness.

However, there is an evil force in the Federation that prevents all this from happening. Just like the Hydra organization in SHIELD, they intend to rule the entire world, and they don't want anyone to stop them.

After discovering the secret that Paris was the reincarnation of Washington, the evil organization immediately dispatched gunmen, just like the assassination of JFK, and shot Paris decisively.

Why can't anyone find news about Paris now? It's because she is dead, but the news has been blocked by evil organizations.

It has to be said that these retarded fans of Paris are quite talented. In such a short time, they came up with a set of logical and self-consistent conspiracy theories, which is enough to write a novel.

Although this conspiracy theory has obvious logical flaws, there is still no problem in using it to deceive these ignorant fans.

A group of people sighed in the group.

"It's so pitiful that Paris died before she could do anything earth-shattering."

"The reason why the Federation is getting more and more collapsed is because there is this evil force hiding behind the scenes."

"It's a pity that I don't have super powers, so I won't have to destroy them."

"Paris, you died so tragically. You shouldn't have exposed your identity so early, otherwise you wouldn't have died."

"Who would have thought that the Federation would become what it is now. When Washington was in the era, the Federation was not so scary. Of course she would not have thought that she would die."

"What a pity Paris, such a beautiful girl."

"Who can tell me who killed her? I must avenge her."

There was an atmosphere of sadness hanging over the group.

Gray, Paris' biggest fan, couldn't help crying while working. He was so moved that he almost cried.

A picture emerged in his mind uncontrollably:

On a full moon night, his goddess, the reincarnation of the president, Paris, walked in the garden of her home. She was worried, thinking about how to save the federation, and worried about the next fate of the American people.

At this moment, an evil bullet was fired from an evil pistol, ending Paris's life. She fell to the ground, her blood flowing on the ground and staining the ground red.

In the darkness, the mastermind behind the scenes sneered. Once Paris died, no one could stop them from ruling the world, and the people of the United States would be plunged into darkness forever.

This image was repeated over and over again in Gray's mind. A lone hero was shot and killed by an evil organization. How sad it was. Especially when this lone hero was his goddess, this sad emotion was even more permeated. It broke his heart and left him in a sad atmosphere for a long time.

The air seemed to be dyed with a layer of sadness.

The atmosphere in the group was also very sad, with many fans mourning the passing of Paris.

At this time, someone in the group uploaded a photo.

"Look, Miss Paris is fine. She even found an agent to take care of her affairs."

This photo was taken by a tabloid media. It is a bit blurry, but you can still clearly see that the person above is Paris.

From this photo, we can conclude that Paris is not dead at all, and the so-called assassination by an evil organization does not exist at all.

But do you think the fans in the group will be embarrassed?

It's totally wrong. The thinking of this group of people is impossible for normal people to understand. For example, the group of people who believe in the end of the world in 2012 have always believed that the world will be destroyed in 2012, and they will not listen to any explanation.

But after the world has passed 2012 safely, they will immediately put a patch in their minds that the end of the world is real, but for some reasons, the world has not been destroyed.

Therefore, there is no contradiction between the arrival of the end of the world in 2012 and the fact that the world is still peaceful and not destroyed.

This is the mentality of cultists. The worldview in their minds has been solidified, and they simply will not accept any statement that shakes their worldview.

If reality is different from the world in their minds, they will patch it in and create a logically consistent worldview.

For example, now, some fans posted photos of Paris, proving that Paris was not dead. However, these fanatic fans did not think that they were wrong, but quickly came to a new conclusion.

"The evil forces wanted to kill Paris, but failed, so Paris found a partner manager to try to fight against the evil organization. As fans, we must support Paris."

Regardless of whether others believe this explanation or not, this group of fanatical fans believe it anyway.

And people often have a desire to share, and these fans are certainly no exception.

The U.S. election is about to begin. This is an event that determines the fate of the American people. Every time, countless politicians participate and huge amounts of money are spent on it.

The Internet has become a battlefield for politicians to compete for votes. Politicians one after another began to exert their efforts, publish their own campaign platforms, and promise what they would do if they were elected president.

Looking at these sanctimonious politicians, Paris' fans became more and more dissatisfied.

These politicians are far worse than their goddess Paris.

Not only do they feel this way, but they also deliberately speak under hot-button events and news about politicians.

"Miss Paris would never do that."

"Miss Paris can definitely do better than you."

What's a bit outrageous is that such remarks are generally echoed, and a group of netizens actually agree with it.

"Indeed, it's better to let Paris go."

"It is said that Paris is the reincarnation of Washington. I think she must do better than all politicians."

It can only be said that American netizens have been suffering from these sanctimonious politicians for a long time, and many people would rather choose an amateur like Paris than politicians who seem to be experienced.

Then, under this circumstance, Paris's fan base gradually grew, accumulating strength bit by bit.

On the other hand, the single-day box office of "Washington" has dropped to less than one million, which is a negligible figure. However, the movie "The Bourne Supremacy" in the same period is very strong, with the single-day box office still at seven to eight million. about.

In terms of movie reputation, "The Bourne Supremacy" also surpassed "The Bourne Supremacy". The Rotten Tomatoes freshness rating of "The Bourne Supremacy" is 87%, while "The Bourne Supremacy" is only 100%. Twenty-five points.

Not to mention the evaluation of professionals, "Washington" is a complete failure and is not on the same level as "The Bourne Supremacy".

Xu Nan had already expected this result and was not surprised at all.

Are you kidding me? A movie that cost only one million to shoot is now close to 130 million U.S. dollars at the box office. It has already made a lot of money, so why does it need a bicycle?

The vitality of spoof films is already very low, and this box office trend was completely within his expectation.

Moreover, the movie "The Bourne Supremacy" is indeed excellent. Xu Nan also went to the cinema to watch it and found that this movie is a very trendy action movie. Different from the old-fashioned action movies in the past, "The Bourne Supremacy" adopts The shooting technique of rapid editing can be said to be a revolutionary innovation for action movies.

It is natural for such an excellent movie to have such good results. It is normal that the box office performance of "Washington" is not better than that of "Washington".

It's just a spoof movie, it's just something new to watch. How can it be compared with other big-budget action movies?

But the industry doesn't think so.

In their opinion, Xu Nan failed completely.

Among the movies released at the same time, the box office of "The Bourne Supremacy" has already exceeded 300 million. Your "Washington" has a box office of several million short of 130 million. Isn't this a failure?

Don't tell me about low-budget spoofs, failure is failure.

Some people in the industry began to laugh at Xu Nan.

"Before, the popularity of this movie surpassed all other movies. I thought this movie could set a box office record, but now it seems like this is it?"

"It's nothing compared to The Bourne Supremacy."

"This movie only harvested the box office in the first ten days. Once the ten days were over, the box office dropped off a cliff."

"That's all."

"Xu Nan also said that Paris is the reincarnation of Washington. For the sake of hype, at least tens of millions of dollars have been invested in the film, but the box office is still the same."

"I've said it a long time ago, this is just an ordinary spoof movie, it can't go against the grain."

People in the industry don't speak very well, and it's basically equivalent to ridicule.

Xu Nan always ignored this kind of ridicule.

If you want to be upset, feel free to do so. Anyway, I have already made the money, and even if you are upset, you can't stop me from making money.