This director only makes bad movies

Directors or producers kept coming to ask Xu Nan to help them.

George, who was left behind, was shocked. After collecting a bunch of plans, he hurried to the set to look for Xu Nan.

"Boss, there are many people out there asking you to help their movies, because this can bring them extra popularity and box office. There are so many people, and they have all found the company. What should I do?"

Is there such a thing?

Xu Nan was surprised. After understanding the cause and effect of the matter, he fell silent.

It’s a bit outrageous that someone actually comes to my door asking for sex. I can only say that this is a magical country where anything can happen.

After thinking for a long time, Xu Nan sorted out his thoughts.

"Since people come to us and ask us to do it, let's do it. It's nothing more than making movies. We are all experienced. It only takes seven or eight days to make a movie. It won't take long."

"But we can't make movies in vain, there must be conditions."

"First of all, we have to make them pay. If it's less than half a million, we won't help."

"Second, we need to check the quality of their movies in advance. If the quality is not good, then even if we pay them, we won't touch them."

Xu Nan was upright and said: "Although we are frivolous and copycat, we must also have a bottom line. If it is not a good movie, we will never be frivolous. We cannot live up to the trust of the audience in us."

As he spoke, the sun shone on Xu Nan's body, emitting a sacred halo.

George nodded heavily.

What Mr. Xu said makes so much sense.

Soon, George left and left the crew.

With Xu Nan's words, he knew what to do.

Come on, they are professionals.

After George left, Xu Nan continued filming movies.

The shooting difficulty of "Washington" is a little more difficult than ordinary copycat movies. You can't fool around and you need to pay attention to some details.

"No, no, this makeup is wrong. It's too serious and not sexy enough."

Looking at Paris with makeup on, Xu Nan frowned.

Paris, who was originally young and beautiful, was transformed by the makeup artist into a serious girl, not lively at all.

The makeup artist said helplessly: "But this is Washington's standard look."

Xu Nan shook his head: "Washington is a man, but our Washington actor is a girl. Of course, we can't use the standard dress. You can change it for me, change it to something more sexy and tempting, especially the legs, which must be exposed. I’ve already changed my gender, so of course the more tempting it is, the better.”

Paris is in very good condition. She has a pair of slender and straight legs, which are very charming. If she doesn't show them to the audience, she will lose at least one-third of the box office.

"Okay." The makeup artist had followed Xu Nan for several movies, and vaguely grasped Xu Nan's thoughts, and grinned.

This is too subversive, and conservative audiences will definitely be dissatisfied after watching it.

The United States is a diverse country with a variety of values. Washington, which has changed its gender, is already subversive enough. Now that a seductive Washington is coming, many conservatives will definitely resist.

But since the director has said that the makeup should be more seductive, then let it be more seductive. After the movie is released, the director is responsible. As a makeup artist, he only needs to follow the director's orders.

Soon, Paris, who had put on new makeup, walked up to Xu Nan.

She was wearing a short corset and shorts, with her slender waist and slender thighs all exposed, and her whole body was full of temptation.

Paris is young and beautiful. She has a good foundation. Now she wears such sexy clothes, which will definitely make the men watching the movie stand up on the spot.

Xu Nan wanted this effect. Most of the people who like to watch movies about historical celebrities are boys, and he understands boys' thoughts very well. As long as the protagonist is horny enough, these people will definitely watch it without batting an eye.

Moreover, this seductive woman is also the founding president of the United States, Washington, which must have touched the heart of some people.

The sacred founding president, he is charming and touching, and his aura is simply full.

Maybe in the future there will be action movies about Washington DC in San Nanto Valley.

There has been an example of this. When the movie "Pirates of the Caribbean" became popular, a female Caribbean pirate appeared in San Nanto Valley immediately. The content was that female pirates came ashore to snatch men and then forced them to sacrifice themselves.

As long as the gender-bending version of Washington doesn't cause too much criticism, there is a real possibility that the San Nanto Valley will produce an action version of Washington. They are too good at this.

Of course, the premise is that "Washington" can be popular, and it must at least have a certain influence.

After finishing Paris' makeup, Xu Nan found the special effects team.

"How's the Evil Cherry Tree doing?"

The special effects team leader immediately said: "It's done. Director, just take a look and see if you are satisfied."

Xu Nan sat in front of the computer and took a look. In the darkness, a strange and twisted cherry tree looked ferocious and terrifying. The branches were like mutated pythons, and the cherries were like mutated tumors, giving people a cult and crazy feeling.

Xu Nan nodded. This cherry tree has a good image and is scary enough. It will definitely scare the audience.

However, special effects of this level cannot appear in the movie for too long. One minute is the limit. If the time is too long, the crew will not be able to afford it.

After the special effects, there are props. For example, the most critical one, the Falling Sakura God Ax, must be done well. This is a sacred object throughout the entire movie. If there is a subsequent series of movies, it will have to leave the country frequently. If it is not done well, it will be very difficult. It’s easy to make the audience laugh.

Although the shooting cost of this movie is only one million US dollars, and it is destined to not be a classic blockbuster, Xu Nan still hopes to do a better job.

Although one million US dollars is a small amount, it is not impossible to make good movies. There are many classic movies in the United States that cost less than this, such as "The Man from Earth" and "Buried Alive".

Of course, Xu Nan also hopes that this movie will be better made, and it will be famous, so that American directors can see that he can not only make copycat movies, but also original movies.

Of course, he also knows that this movie cannot be made very well, after all, the conditions are here, but it is good to be able to do it well.

In addition, once the movie is finished, the spoof series can be launched accordingly, and the company can earn a steady stream of money. For this reason, it is destined that Xu Nan will not be able to cope with this movie.

Of course, he also knows that whether the movie can be successful or not, quality only accounts for part of the factor. What is more important is marketing, the script, and other things.

But movie quality is the most fundamental thing and must not be relaxed.

After checking the props, makeup, venue, and scenery to confirm that there were no problems, Xu Nan summoned all the crew members and announced the official start of filming.

Filming of the movie "Washington" has officially begun.