This director only makes bad movies

Paris Hilton was moved by Xu Nan and nodded hesitantly: "If what you say is true, I can star in your next movie."

"But you have to give me a guarantee that I can become famous."

Xu Nan smiled: "Believe me, Miss Paris, you will definitely become famous and popular all over the United States."

Paris smiled: "If I can become famous, I will be very grateful to you."

When she said this, Paris's eyes were full of charm and charm.

Americans have always been open-minded. Going to bed is as easy as eating for many people. The posture of a top-notch white and rich beauty is a temptation for many people.

But Xu Nan was unmoved.

It's not because he's not good, but because he really doesn't like Americans.

According to his observation, American women not only have rough skin and hair on their bodies, but also have a strong smell, so he really can't do it.

Xu Nan could only decline Paris's temptation.

Although he knows that in the United States, it is normal for directors and actors to feel good about filming and then run to the car to do it.

After the two reached an agreement, they separated.

Xu Nan then continued to deal with the celebration banquet for a while, showed up to let everyone know that he was coming, and then left directly.

This celebration party was really boring. On the surface, he was the protagonist, but in fact, he was just a puppet.

Might as well go back and think about how to make a new movie.

This movie tailor-made for Paris Hilton will no longer be a copycat, but an original movie.

Therefore, the plot must be carefully considered, and there must be no plot that will persuade the audience to quit, thus leading to loss of money.

As for what this movie is about?

When Xu Nan came to the United States, he had long thought about making original movies, and had conceived several stories in his mind. Paris, a top-notch white, rich and beautiful woman, was so easy to make a fuss about that any script would work.

In a short period of time, Xu Nan had several ideas, but because there were so many ideas, he couldn't decide which one to use.

After thinking for a long time, he suddenly called George: "George, how are you preparing for your new movie? Have you decided what to shoot?"

George immediately replied: "I have thought about it, and I will make a sequel to Jaws. I am currently studying the relevant laws so that the other party cannot sue us, and if they sue, they will only lose."

"Okay, continue your research."

Xu Nan hung up the phone and crossed out the Sharknado movie in his mind.

Since George wants to take pictures of sharks, let him do it, and he won't compete with George.

Since you don’t want to take pictures of sharks, let’s take pictures of that one.

Xu Nan suddenly had a good idea and felt that there was a script that was very suitable. Moreover, if the gender was changed, it would be easier to hype and the topic would be higher.

The more he thought about it, the more Xu Nan thought the idea was wonderful. He tapped the keyboard and typed the name of the movie on the computer.

"Washington, the Fallen Cherry Blossom God"

The content of the script is very simple. There is an evil cherry tree in Virginia, which likes to eat white people. It is extremely terrifying. Countless white people want to kill this cherry tree, but because this evil cherry tree is so powerful, they try to kill the evil cherry tree. The whites of the tree all failed.

The evil cherry tree is so powerful that it frightens white people. Some even say that this evil cherry tree is invincible and can never be killed, and that white people will always be enslaved by the Indians who planted the cherry tree.

A group of white people who were unwilling to fail asked the wizard how to kill the evil cherry tree and defeat the Indians.

The wizard was divining on the spot. At this moment, an ax fell from the sky, struck the stone, and stood there.

The wizard made a prophecy on the spot that whoever can pull out this ax will become the king of the United States, and if you want to kill the evil cherry tree, you must use this ax.

A group of people tried to pull out the axe, but no one could succeed. The wizard's prophecy came true, and only the King of the United States could pull out the axe.

The scene turned, and in a peaceful manor, a pregnant woman was giving birth.

There was lightning and thunder outside, and the wind was howling. At this moment, the child was born.

A magical thing happened. The child was just born, and the violent weather immediately calmed down. The child's father was very happy and named the child Washington on the spot.

Washington was very smart since he was a child. He liked to practice cutting down trees with an ax very much, and vowed to chop down the evil cherry tree one day.

But his father found it impossible and often laughed at him.

On the day he came of age, Washington had a quarrel with his father over trivial matters, so he fled the manor, determined to chop down the cherry tree with an ax in his hand.

He found the cherry tree and tried to chop it down, but the evil cherry tree was too powerful and easily defeated Washington and smashed the ax that had been with Washington since he was a child.

At a critical moment, a bald eagle rescued Washington and guided him to find the Divine Ax.

Washington went up and pulled out the axe. Others were shocked and refused to recognize Washington's status unless Washington chopped down the evil cherry tree, so that they would recognize Washington as the king of the Americans.

The subsequent plot is very simple. Washington used the magic ax to chop down the evil cherry tree, eliminating the biggest threat to the Americans. At the same time, he was recognized by others as the king of the Americans.

This is the plot of the first "Washington". If it makes money, the second one can start filming immediately.

Xu Nan has figured out the plot. The evil British do not recognize Washington's status and believe that only Britain can rule Virginia.

The British rule was very cruel, and the people were in dire straits. People wanted independence, and even the Boston Tea Party occurred.

Washington originally did not want to conflict with the British, but the British heard the wizard's prophecy and decided to kill Washington, a famous man, first. They ran to Washington's manor and beat Washington's parents to death.

When Washington returned from his trip, he saw that the manor was bloodbathed and his parents were killed. He cried sadly. People around him persuaded him to stand up and resist the British.

His parents were killed, and Washington couldn't do anything without resisting, so he stood up, led the Americans to defeat the British, and became the president of the United States.

According to this idea, "Lincoln the Vampire Slayer" can be filmed in the follow-up, which tells the story of President Lincoln holding a magic ax and defeating vampires on a southern plantation.

And Franklin, the lightning mage, became president because he obtained Washington's magic ax and understood the magic of lightning.

You can even learn about the Avengers and make a series of movies.

For example, the demon king Sitler wanted to destroy the world, and President Roosevelt was unable to resist. In desperation, he had no choice but to use the falling cherry ax to summon all the presidents of the United States to come and join forces to defeat the big devil Sitler and restore peace to the world. .

Xu Nan was bursting with inspiration. He had a hunch that this spoof presidential series would become a rare classic like "Sharknado".