This director only makes bad movies

Chapter 307 I watched the wrong movie!

"Is such that."

The reporter began to explain to this middle-aged, fat man that there were two movies about Sparta, one of which was a copycat movie.

"Walter?" The middle-aged obese man looked shocked: "How is it possible? How could this happen?"

His expression was like that of an innocent boy who had seen a human-animal film for the first time, and his outlook had collapsed.

The reporter shrugged: "That's the truth. Why don't you ask your friend now what movie he recommends to you?"

The obese middle-aged man also wanted to know the answer. He took out his mobile phone and called his friend.

"What's the name of the Spartan movie you recommended to me?"

"Three hundred warriors? Are you sure it's not three thousand but three hundred!"

"Ok, I see."

The obese middle-aged man hung up the phone and looked devastated: "I watched the wrong movie. The movie my friend recommended to me was called "300", but I watched "300" instead. "The names of these two movies are so similar that I didn't understand them before."

"Okay, I understand." The reporter nodded: "Thank you for accepting the interview with Knox News."

After interviewing this middle-aged obese man, the reporter struck while the iron was hot and found a young lady next to him.

"Hello madam, I am a reporter from Knox News. Can I ask you a question? Why did you watch the movie "3000"?"

The young lady looked very fashionable, and her expression was a little helpless at the moment: "Actually, I don't want to watch the movie "3000" because this movie is so bad."

The reporter asked: "Then why did you watch this movie? Is it because you had no choice, or did you choose one at random?"

The young lady shook her head: "No, no, no. The reason why I watched this movie was simply because I watched the wrong movie. Originally, I wanted to watch Schneider's "300", but I bought the wrong ticket when I bought it. , bought three thousand warriors."

The reporter asked again: "Why did you buy the wrong ticket? Is it because you didn't know there was a movie similar to The 300?"

The young lady's expression darkened: "On the contrary, I know both movies. I used to play memes online about not being able to distinguish the names of the two movies, but"

“In the end I bought the wrong ticket.”

After saying that, the young lady was a little embarrassed. If her friends knew about this, she would definitely be laughed at. She could even buy the wrong movie tickets, even if she knew about it in advance.

The reporter quickly comforted her: "Ma'am, it's not a big deal. In life, everyone makes mistakes sometimes."

"Thank you for speaking with us."

Then, the reporter interviewed a black man.

"Hello, I am a reporter from Knox News. I would like to ask you why you chose to watch the movie "3000"."

"Because I watched the wrong movie." The black guy looked very angry: "I heard that there was a Spartan movie that was very good recently, so I came to the theater to buy a ticket to watch it. Who knew that I ended up watching a movie? It’s such a disappointment to me.”

"You didn't know there were two Spartan movies, right?" the reporter asked.

The black man said angrily: "I know, I saw it on the news, but who knows how to finish their full name when watching a movie? I just said I wanted tickets to the Spartan movie, and the guy who sold the tickets just gave me I got movie tickets for Three Thousand Warriors."

"Damn Chinese director, why did you have to use this name to make me watch the wrong movie? And the theater staff, couldn't you have asked more questions when selling tickets?"

"Shet, not only did I watch the wrong movie, but I also wasted two hours. Today is my most unlucky day."

"Okay, thank you for the interview?"

The reporter felt that the black man was a bit grumpy and ended the interview in a hurry.

Just when he was about to interview the next person, a young white man took the initiative and ran up to him.

"You are doing an interview, can you interview me?"

It would be great to have someone take the initiative to accept an interview. The reporter nodded decisively: "Of course, I am a reporter from Knox News. May I ask why you chose to watch "3000"."

The young white man was very excited: "Because I like this type of movie. I think this kind of movie is really cool and completely different from the movies on the market. As long as you have your own ideas, you should watch "Spar" "Three Thousand Warriors".

"Uh," the reporter asked seriously, "So you think this movie is very good, so you came here to watch it, right?"

"Of course." The white guy nodded crazily: "This movie is really wonderful. Don't you think so? No one can make such a movie except Xu Nan. It's so cool. His three movies are my favorite." I have seen it all, and I would also recommend my friends to come and watch it.”

"Nonsense, this movie is just a bunch of excuses." The black man interviewed by the reporter heard this and couldn't help but retort.

The white guy immediately turned his head and said loudly: "Go away, you brainless idiot. You actually think such a wonderful movie is not good to watch. I'm tired of watching it and don't understand the profound connotation of copycat movies?"

"Are you kidding me? What kind of meaning can such a trashy movie have?" The black man mocked next to him.

"Asshole, shut up."

The white guy also had a bad temper. He even ignored the interview and pushed the black guy away hard.

The black guy got even more angry. He picked up his fist and punched the white guy in the face.

How could the white guy endure it? He decided to have sex with the black guy. The two of them had a full-on martial arts show in front of reporters.

Seeing this scene, the reporter hurried away with the cameraman and assistant, for fear of being implicated.

Soon, another screening of "3000" ended, and reporters came forward to interview the audience as to why they chose to watch this movie.

As a result, he was surprised to find that more than half of the viewers who were interviewed came because they saw the wrong movie. Among this majority of the audience, a small half knew that there were two Spartan movies, but they still saw the wrong movie. .

After this result was sent back to Knox News Headquarters, the editor-in-chief was stunned.

The key is that it was not just one reporter who had this interview result. Knox News sent several reporters to the theater to interview, and the final results returned were similar.

Most of the viewers who watched "3000" watched the wrong movie.

The editor-in-chief was a little speechless. At the same time, he was very excited.

He asked the reporter to quickly send back the interview materials, and then asked his employees to work overtime to edit them and try to send them out as soon as possible.

He had a hunch that the news sales this time would explode.

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