This director only makes bad movies
Chapter 260 I didn’t watch the wrong movie
Watching the reversal of public opinion on "The Hobbit" on the Internet, and a group of netizens who had scolded him apologized, James felt much better.
This is the correct way to open a movie after its release. For such a wonderful movie, the Internet should receive rave reviews.
Although the process is a bit bumpy, the final result is always good.
However, Martin, the film critic he had been paying most attention to, had no reaction, which made him very unhappy.
Everyone else has apologized, why don’t you?
Not only did he find out that Martin had not apologized, netizens also found out.
Martin's film review was the most vehement in criticizing the movie "The Hobbit", and he was also the most famous one.
Now that everyone else has apologized, he is the only one who has not apologized. This is very conspicuous among the celebrities who have apologized.
Many netizens had nothing to do and liked to laugh at those who criticized the wrong movie. Everyone else apologized, but Martin was the only one who did not apologize. Naturally, all the firepower was focused on him.
"Hey, bro, you're criticizing the wrong movie, you know it."
"Your movie review is very sharp, but it criticizes the wrong movie."
"Brother, you may be the first critic to criticize a wrong movie. You made history."
"Hurry up and apologize. Don't you know you criticized the wrong movie?"
"I'm curious. When you saw that the movie was terrible and didn't match the trailer at all, you didn't have any doubts in your heart."
"Idiot, you don't even know that you criticized the wrong movie. You are a film critic and you can't even tell the difference between movies."
"This is the stupidest film critic in history. He can even read the movie wrong. It is a joke among film critics."
"I guess this guy already knew that he was criticizing the wrong movie, but he felt embarrassed and could only play dead."
"Let's bet how soon it will take this guy to delete this review."
Just when the whole Internet was laughing at the film critic Martin who criticized the wrong movie, he suddenly appeared and sent a tweet.
"You idiots, stop being so self-righteous. If you watch the wrong movie, it's all fake. I didn't watch the wrong movie at all. The movie I watched was made by James. Don't think I don't know. You guys are all Navy."
" @James, you idiot with a head full of worms, you think you can deceive me by spending some money to buy some trolls. Don't even think about it. I'm 10,000 times smarter than you think. I won't be fooled by you." You are being deceived by trolls. I am scolding you and your movie "The Hobbit"."
After this tweet was posted, netizens fell silent.
They were extremely speechless.
Didn’t you know that you criticized the wrong movie?
While I was speechless, there was also something funny about it.
This idiot didn't even know that he was criticizing the wrong movie. How stupid.
Although Martin is a film critic, he actually does not have many fans and is not very well-known.
But after he posted this tweet, there were a lot of comments in the comment area, which increased at a speed visible to the naked eye.
"Brother, today is not April Fools' Day.,"
"You really scolded the wrong movie."
"Brother, there are two Hobbit movies in theaters now, one is called "The Age of the Hobbit" and the other is called "The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey." Director James filmed "The Hobbit: The Unexpected Journey." "Brigade", you're talking about "The Age of the Hobbit"."
"Mr. Martin, this movie is "The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey" [Picture 1] directed by James. This is the movie you are watching, "The Age of the Hobbit" [Picture 2]. The difference is obvious, isn't it? , if you don’t believe it, you can go to the cinema and watch it again.”
"Are you serious? You really think you didn't criticize the wrong movie."
"Idiot, you are such a big idiot. You still don't know that you criticized the wrong movie."
"Are you sure? Do you dare to swear to God that you didn't watch the wrong movie?"
"Brother, you really saw the wrong movie. Smaug in "The Hobbit" is a dragon, but Smaug in "The Age of the Hobbit" is a dog. The difference is obvious."
Film critic Martin refuted these comments point by point.
"Brother, today is not April Fools' Day."
Martin replied: "It's not April Fools' Day, so I'm not kidding you."
"You really scolded the wrong movie."
Martin replied: "I didn't criticize the wrong movie. What I criticized was "The Hobbit", "The Hobbit" filmed by idiot director James."
"Brother, there are two Hobbit movies in theaters now, one is called "The Age of the Hobbit" and the other is called "The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey." Director James filmed "The Hobbit: The Unexpected Journey." "Brigade", you're talking about "The Age of the Hobbit"."
Martin replied: "Shut up, sailor, you can't even try to deceive me. No one understands Hobbits better than me."
"Mr. Martin, this movie is "The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey" [Picture 1] directed by James. This is the movie you are watching, "The Age of the Hobbit" [Picture 2]. The difference is obvious, isn't it? , if you don’t believe it, you can go to the cinema and watch it again.”
Martin replied: "Asshole, you can't even try to deceive me with two pictures. I'm 10,000 times smarter than you and I won't be deceived at all."
"Are you serious? You really think you didn't criticize the wrong movie."
Martin replied: "Of course, I can see clearly."
"Idiot, you are such a big idiot. You still don't know that you criticized the wrong movie."
Martin replied: "You are the fool, a big stupid fool. You were deceived by James with the navy and you didn't even know that the monkeys in the zoo are 10,000 times smarter than you."
"Are you sure? Do you dare to swear to God that you didn't watch the wrong movie?"
Martin replied: "Of course I swear to God that I did not watch the wrong movie, but you dare to swear to God that you are not a troll."
"Brother, you really saw the wrong movie. Smaug in "The Hobbit" is a dragon, but Smaug in "The Age of the Hobbit" is a dog. The difference is obvious."
Martin replied: "Shut up, I know more about movies than you do."
Martin had a passionate dialogue with the netizens in the comment area and replied to more than 50 comments. His tone was very firm and his attitude was as tough as a stone.
He even added another tweet.
"Netizens, please don't be deceived by James. The movies he makes are terrible. Those who praise the movies are all trolls. James, you shameless bastard, don't try to confuse me with trolls. I will never Will give in."
Martin was so tough, netizens were left speechless and found it very funny.
This film critic named Martin is so stupid. The evidence is right in front of him, but he still doesn’t believe it. He swears that no one knows movies better than him.
How stupid.
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