This director only makes bad movies

"Age of the Hobbit"?

James frowned: "What do you mean, Gina?"

What does the Hobbit era have to do with my Hobbit?

The assistant said seriously: "Director James, there are many viewers scolding you on the Internet. At first, I thought it was our opponents who bought the movie that trolls hacked us. But after careful investigation, we found that the movie they scolded was actually this movie. ‘The Age of the Hobbit’.”

"Walt?" James couldn't believe it: "You mean, the trolls on the Internet and the film critics who scolded me, including the Lord of the Rings and Middle-earth Research Association, have all got the wrong movie. "The Age of the Hobbit" as our "The Hobbit"?"

Gina nodded: "Yes, director, that's what happened, because the content these netizens scolded is completely different from our movie. If they are trolls, they generally won't do this. This will only happen if they admit the wrong movie." ?”

"But the names of the two movies are very different?" James still couldn't believe it.

"Netizens are so stupid, and many people who have never seen the movie are fanning the flames. This has led to the bad reputation of our movie."

At this time, James couldn't believe it even if he didn't want to believe it. He frowned: "Where can I see this movie?"

“You can see it in the nearby theaters of the Imperial Cinemas.”

"Take me to see it."

In order to figure out the reason, director James could no longer care too much and even canceled a movie promotion event that had been planned for a long time.

When he arrived at the cinema, James' eyes instinctively scanned the LED screen, and he quickly saw the shining name of "The Age of the Hobbit".

The full name of the movie he shot is "The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey", and "The Age of the Hobbit" is called The Age of the Hobbit. The names of the two movies are indeed somewhat similar, but the degree of similarity is actually not high. They are just one The words are just the same, will the audience be fooled?

"Director, the tickets are bought." The assistant quickly bought the tickets.

James looked down and confirmed that the names of the movie "The Age of the Hobbit" and his own movie "The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey" are different. Only one word is the same. Will the audience really admit it?

At this time, a couple passed by James and chatted while walking.

"I've finally been waiting for the new movie in the Lord of the Rings series."

"Yes, when "The Lord of the Rings 3" was released last time, I was too busy and didn't have time to go to the cinema to watch it. I must not miss it this time."

James looked in disbelief and quickly said to the young couple: "Isn't this movie from the Lord of the Rings series?"

The young couple who were chatting passionately looked confused, as if they didn't understand.

James explained: "This movie is The Age of the Hobbit, not The Hobbit. It has nothing to do with The Lord of the Rings?"

Finally, the boy in the couple replied in confusion: "Aren't they all Hobbits? Are there two movies?"

James nodded: "Yes, there are two movies, one is called "The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey" and the other is called "The Age of the Hobbit". "The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey" is the Lord of the Rings series. "The Hobbit" is not a movie, it has nothing to do with The Lord of the Rings or Middle-earth."

The boy in the young couple showed a confused expression: "What you said is so complicated, I don't understand it at all."

James choked, didn't he understand what I said so clearly?

But after thinking about it, it seems that this is not impossible. The United States is famous for its stupidity. Under Happy Education, many people can't even figure out addition and subtraction within ten, let alone anything else.

He didn't want to make it too complicated, so he said simply: "In short, you bought the wrong movie tickets. This movie has nothing to do with The Lord of the Rings."

"Ah?" The young couple understood now, and both looked confused and said in disbelief: "How is that possible? This movie is also "The Hobbit"."

James said helplessly: "Hobbits and Hobbits are also different."

"What should I do? The tickets have been purchased and the theater will not refund them." The boy in the young couple said in panic.

"Maybe he's wrong. Let's watch it first. Anyway, this movie is also The Hobbit." said the girl in the young couple.

With that said, the two people walked towards the cinema.

James was speechless, but what could he do? He was not familiar with the couple, so he had to let them watch the movie.

With a hint of helplessness, he also walked into the cinema and sat down in his seat with his assistant.

When James sat down, the seats in the theater were almost full. Next to him was a couple, not the couple just now, but a black couple. The man had a fluffy head and the woman was slightly fat.

Is the attendance rate of this movie so high? James frowned.

If other movies had high attendance, he would be a little jealous at most, but this movie called The Age of the Hobbit had such a high attendance, which made him jealous and a little resentful at the same time.

How many of these moviegoers came in because they wanted to see "The Hobbit"?

The co-author has worked hard to promote himself for so long, and all of it has been used as a wedding dress by this movie "The Age of the Hobbit" that came out of nowhere?

This feeling is like working hard to chat with a goddess on the Internet, but when you get gay offline, you went to the wrong place, causing the goddess to identify the wrong person and be snatched away.

Sour and refreshing.

Who is it that insists on releasing a movie with a similar title to his movie "Age of the Hobbit" at this juncture?

The theater ignored James' resentment at the moment. Soon the lights went out, the screen came on, and the movie started.

At the beginning, a beautiful woman with a hot figure wearing animal skin clothing was hunting in the woods.

Because they have to hunt, beauties naturally have to make various moves to have a happy time and enjoy great benefits.

James's eyes immediately widened, and the previous anger and resentment disappeared.

The heroine of the movie, Kelly, is a top beauty who is very in line with American aesthetics. The animal skin clothing that covers a small area and her vigorous movements, as well as the dense mountain and forest background, give people a wild and savage impact.

Anyway, James didn't blink during the whole process, for fear of missing a scene, until the assistant next to him, Gina, said: "The picture of the movie is really rough, and many of the shots are blurred."

James was stunned for a moment, and then he realized what he had just done.

I was so busy watching the benefits that I didn’t pay attention to the quality of the movie itself.

Obviously she was the main wife in "The Hobbit", but she was just the mistress in "The Hobbit", but she became strangely obsessed with the mistress.

How could I change my mind?