This director only makes bad movies

[His noble personality exudes eternal glory. 】

"Some time ago, the news that Xu Nan, the director of "Captain China" invited Robert, the director of "Dragonfly Man" to attend the movie premiere, reached my ears. I immediately concluded that Xu Nan wanted to create hype."

"I can't help but ponder why the evil nature of Chinese people is so strong. Director Robert came to our country with a friendly attitude. What we greeted him was not flowers and applause, not reverence and praise, but a shameless attempt to take advantage of others. To hype up the popularity of your own movie.”

"Fortunately, although most of this country is in darkness and most of its people are ignorant, there are still a few sober people who know shame and reminded Director Robert."

"But I didn't expect that there would be a follow-up to this matter. Chinese Xu Nan called again to invite Director Robert to attend the premiere, and this time Director Robert actually agreed."

"Director Robert not only agreed to attend the premiere of Xu Nan's new movie "Spider-Man", he even took the initiative to post on Weibo to ask everyone not to blame Xu Nan."

"Even if netizens tell him that Xu Nan is a bad person who likes to hype, Director Robert is still willing to believe Xu Nan and even takes the initiative to help him speak on the Internet."

"This noble character makes people deeply moved, and the brilliance of his soul makes people extremely warm."

"We really have to reflect on why there are people like Xu Nan, why people like Xu Nan are everywhere in our lives, and why a man of noble character like Robert was born in the United States."

After this article was published, although it did not appear in the hot searches, it was still very popular.

"Chinese people are born with bad qualities."

"The United States is better, as you can see from director Robert."

"There is no light here, which makes me suffocated every moment. Sooner or later, I have to leave here."

When Xu Nan read this article, he was extremely speechless.

Why do we come to a parallel world and there are still people like this?

Anyone with a discerning eye can tell at a glance that this is hype, but you still wrote such a long tirade for me, which is so bad. No one has used this ancient rhetoric for a long time.

Looking at the time, it’s 12 years.

No wonder no wonder.

At this point in time, although China's economy is already the second in the world, its social consciousness has not caught up. Foreign countries are paradise in their eyes, and classic jokes such as sewers, oil-paper bags, and universal medical care have been born.

It will take ten years for this trend of thought to slowly subside, but it will only subside. The idea that foreign countries are always better than domestic ones is still rooted in the hearts of many people, who are unwilling to accept the facts.

Nowadays, it is an iron rule that foreign countries are better than domestic ones, and the same is true for the Internet trend.

Xu Nan couldn't change this phenomenon. The only thing he could do was to be himself.

Thinking on the bright side, at least this article has increased his popularity.

As for this Li Zhou, let him continue to be immersed in the ideological stamp.

Just one or two people and one or two articles cannot go against the general trend.

"Director, I'm ready, can we start shooting?"

Mimi walked over slowly wearing a black spider suit.

As we all know, black has a slimming effect, but Mimi still looks majestic even if she wears a slimming black spider suit.

Xu Nan didn't even dare to lower his head, for fear of losing his composure.

"Ahem." He coughed: "Start filming."

What Xu Nan shot this time was a promotional short film for the movie "Spider-Man".

The content of this short film is very simple, that is, a passerby encounters a robber, and then Spider-Man, as Mimi, runs out to save the passerby and fights off the robber.

In addition, there are other scenes, such as her walking alone on the road, being alone with a secret, etc.

This kind of scene is very common in superhero movies, and Mimi filmed a lot of it when filming "Spider-Man".

Therefore, when filming the promotional video, Mimi felt no pressure at all, and it can be said that she was very comfortable.

But what left her speechless was that the props used in this promotional video were actually better than those used in the movie, and the specifications in all aspects were better than those used in the movie.

She even had the illusion that what she was shooting now was the main feature of the movie, and what she was shooting before was a promotional video.

Xu Nan's approach puzzled Mimi.

Why is this happening?

And the content of this promotional video

After patting and patting, Mimi discovered something was wrong.

"Director Xu, are you lying? Are you sure this will work?"

Mimi cautiously raised the question.

After filming the promotional video, she felt that her intelligence had been insulted.

this kind of content

Are you sure anyone believes it?

Director You really dare to shoot, are you not afraid of being scolded? ? ?

"No, I'm not lying. This is true. Remember, you must insist on saying this when the reporter interviews you."

Xu Nanyi's words are correct and strict.

"This" Mimi frowned, feeling helpless: "I can't do it, Director Xu, what is the difference between this and fraud? No one with a normal IQ can believe it."

Xu Nan added: "Then you can also say nothing and remain silent, but you can't undermine me, because this is related to the movie's promotion and box office."

"You don't want the movie to be a hit."

Mimi rolled her eyes: "I doubt the effectiveness of this promotional video. It's too outrageous. It's simply an insult to people's IQ."

Xu Nan smiled: "The point is not whether netizens believe it or not, the point is that this matter is explosive."

"Besides, Mimi, the more outrageous things are, the faster they spread. Besides, so what if you insult your IQ? There are not many things that insult your IQ in this world."

"You don't want the movie to hit the streets. Since you don't want to, just cooperate with me. Don't worry, I will bear all the consequences."

"I guarantee that after this is over, your number of fans will skyrocket."

"Haha." Mimi sneered.

Are you sure it's the increase in fans and not the increase in anti-fans?

As expected of a director, she is worthy of this kind of imagination.

When she thought of cooperating with Xu Nan and doing such a shameful thing, Mimi felt the urge to run away.

This kind of thing is really embarrassing and a complete black history.

But

The movie has been shot and will be released soon.

The movie's box office is related to her stardom and career.

At this time, she must not retreat. As long as there is a glimmer of hope, she must seize it.

She had given too much and it was too late to get out.

Even if Xu Nan asked her to cooperate in doing such an outrageous thing, she would still do it.

Because she cannot afford to fail.

Moreover, Xu Nan's promotional video is outrageous to say the least, but if you think about it carefully, it is indeed quite explosive.

Um.

Really explosive.

I hope I won’t be scolded then.

If you say something wrong, you will definitely be scolded. I just hope that netizens will scold you a little less harshly. If you want to scold me, just scold Xu Nan.

She is innocent.