This director only makes bad movies

Subconsciously, Liu Dongdong clicked on Tao Heng's Weibo.

This is also a common problem among many netizens. They feel uncomfortable when they see the little red dot and insist on clicking in to take a look.

What Tao Heng posted this time was a video.

The title is: "I kneel down to everyone, and I just ask you not to watch "Captain China"."

Seeing this explosive title, Liu Dongdong's heart trembled and he decisively clicked on the video.

At the beginning of the video, there is an empty room with a white background wall. The protagonist Tao Heng is standing in the center of the camera, looking directly at the camera.

He was wearing the same clothes as the last celebration party, a black suit and a justice forehead protector. The forehead protector was a little dark, as if it had not been washed, and it seemed to have a different charm.

What attracted the most attention was Tao Heng's expression, which was full of grievance and pleading. His eyes were moist and misty, as if he was about to cry in the next second.

"Hello everyone, I am film critic Tao Heng, the same Tao Heng who drinks foot-washing water.

A few days ago, I made a bet with Xu Nan, the director of "Captain China". If the box office exceeds 1 billion, I will drink Lin Hongxiu's saliva.

One billion, that is one billion box office. Do you know what the concept of one billion box office is?

Currently, there are only two domestic films with a box office of more than 1 billion. One is "On a Journey" directed by Xu Shan, and the other is "New Journey to the West" directed by Zhou Kungfu. They are both high-quality films and have met with good reputations. This box office is only available during the schedule.

But Captain China!

Captain China? "

Speaking of this, Tao Heng used a questioning tone. He could no longer hold back his tears. Tears as big as soybeans fell down drop by drop. He covered his mouth and turned his head quickly to avoid being seen by the audience. Looks weak.

After a few seconds, he wiped his tears, turned around, and said in a deep voice:

"I'm sorry. I apologize to everyone. I was too naive. I didn't expect that the box office of "Captain China" would be so high. I really can't understand why this movie would have such a high box office.

I heard that the reason why you went to the movie was to let me drink Lin Hongxiu’s saliva, if that’s true.”

Plop.

Tao Heng knelt down, tears falling like broken pearls, he cried, he really cried.

He cried very sadly, very sad, very sad, very pitiful.

"I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, I was wrong, I was really wrong.

Dads in the audience, I beg you, please don’t go to the movies. If I make a mistake, you can punish me in other ways. Don’t use this method of watching a movie, okay.

I'm guilty, I shouldn't be pretentious, I'm wrong, I shouldn't bet with Xu Nan, I know you don't like me, but you can't just watch a garbage movie just to punish me. "

Tao Heng complained with blood and tears, and his tears have not stopped since just now.

""Captain China" is really bad. It's a garbage movie. You are completely hurting yourselves by watching this movie to punish me. For your physical health and your mental state, please, don't Let’s go watch a movie, okay? I’ll kowtow to you.”

After saying that, Tao Heng kowtowed decisively, hitting his forehead heavily on the ground with a muffled sound.

The key is that Tao Heng didn't just knock once, he knocked nine times in a row, each time with more force. In the end, his forehead protector of justice was stained red with blood, and the bright red blood penetrated the forehead protector and flowed down his face. Winding down.

At this point, Tao Heng was already crying and speechless. He was extremely humble and pitiful, which made people feel pity.

However, there is something wrong with the comments below the video.

"To be honest, Tao Heng looks really pitiful, but I just want to laugh at what's going on."

"I'm sorry, I know you're miserable, but I just can't sympathize."

"Two days ago: There is absolutely no way the box office of "Captain China" will exceed one billion, absolutely impossible. Two days later: Audience dad, please don't go to the movie."

"I still like your unruly look. Please restore it."

"Do you netizens still have any sympathy? Tao Heng even knelt down. There is gold under the man's knees. A man was forced to kneel down. You know how desperate he is. Why don't you hurry up and watch a movie? Let him drink the saliva of the beautiful girl as soon as possible to soothe the pain in his heart."

"Yes, yes, everyone, hurry up and watch the movie. Tao Heng is making sarcastic remarks."

"It makes me laugh so hard. The more humble you are, the more I want to bully you. I hope you can get a drink of water soon."

"Me too. Just now I was wondering if I had a mental problem or something abnormal. Now that everyone thinks so, I feel relieved. It turns out I'm not alone."

"You're laughing so hard, I'm rich and beautiful. I've given you this supreme divine thing for free to enjoy. Why are you dissatisfied?"

After watching the video, Liu Dongdong was shaking with anger.

Marketing, especially the marketing of "Captain China".

Xu Nan is a piece of shit. He doesn't want to improve the quality of the movie, but only focuses on marketing. It's absolutely disgusting.

Especially after seeing the video's rapidly growing number of views and the comments from the audience below that it was not a big deal to watch the fun, Liu Dongdong really couldn't stand it anymore.

Are you netizens crazy?

You still find it funny that you fell for such obvious marketing?

There are too many fools, and it is too easy to cheat. If he had known that this trick could increase the box office, he would have used it first.

This guy Xu Nan can make a bad movie explode at the box office by relying on foot-washing marketing. There's no reason why his better-quality movies can't do the same.

And Tao Heng, that hateful guy.

If Xu Nan is the number one villain in the film industry, Tao Heng, an accomplice, is the number two villain.

It was this guy at the beginning who wrote a movie review saying that the movie had a box office of over 300 million, and drank Lin Hongxiu’s foot washing water, which caused the popularity of this meme to skyrocket.

After Lin Hongxiu created the foot-washing water, Tao Heng, a film critic, responded, completely making the foot-washing water meme popular across the country.

Then this piece of shit started to sell poorly again, heating up the foot-washing water meme and incidentally increasing the box office of the movie.

During the final celebration banquet, this bitch performed so well that he actually drank the foot-washing water.

That was foot-washing water, and it was still foot-washing water that had been there for three days, but this guy drank it.

The moral integrity is appallingly low.

The most speechless thing is that the same routine happened again, and Tao Heng, this piece of shit, started to sell badly again.

And the effect is so good.

The same routine was repeated twice, and the audience actually found it funny every time.

Look at this video, it's really pitiful. If he hadn't known the truth, Liu Dongdong would have been moved.

With such superb acting skills, being a film critic is really too humiliating. You should become an actor.