This director only makes bad movies

As a senior film critic, Tao Heng has sufficient appreciation of movies.

He also watched the movie "Captain China", twice.

This movie is actually similar to Xu Nan's first movie. It tells a simple and rough, but very smooth story, with advantages and disadvantages, and the advantages and disadvantages are quite obvious.

The movie is definitely not as bad as what is said on the Internet. Even if it is very shocking, it is not the worst movie in history. The worst movie is the one that cannot even tell the story smoothly and makes no sense throughout.

The story of "Captain China" is very smooth and the narrative rhythm is also very good, but it is a bit annoying and embarrassing. If you can accept this style, it is actually very interesting to watch.

This is a movie with quite prominent advantages and disadvantages. Those who can accept the style will find it very interesting and interesting to watch, but those who cannot accept it will find it rubbish and even have a shattered outlook on life.

At first, Tao Heng was not able to accept this style of movie, and even wrote a review criticizing it as a trashy movie.

But then "Taoist Bian Shan" was released and he found that some people liked this type of movie, so he slowly changed his opinion.

"Captain China" is a typical Peak Film and Television style movie. Fu Hua Dao is slightly better than the previous two movies. It is not as bad as before. The story is smooth, but overall it is still very shocking.

It depends on whether you can accept this style. If you can accept it, it will look good. If you cannot accept it, it will feel stupid.

In theory, movies with this kind of extreme style won't have a high box office. Just like those niche literary films, everyone will say it's good, but not many people will watch it.

The movie's reputation is at rock bottom, and audiences generally won't go see it. Even if there are a few weird ones, it will only contribute tens of millions to the box office at most.

But now that the foot-washing water joke has emerged, Tao Heng really can't guess how high the box office of "Captain China" will be.

He only hopes that this group of troll netizens can play tricks, but never enter the cinema to contribute to the box office of "Captain China" just because of the jokes.

While thinking about it, the reporter Xu Nan had specially contacted had already arrived.

Soon, the camera was set up and the live broadcast room was opened.

The title is: "Interview with Tao Heng, the protagonist of the foot-washing water incident. Will he drink the foot-washing water?"

A large number of netizens flocked to the live broadcast room, and the number of people in the live broadcast room was even greater than the last time Lin Hongxiu's live broadcast.

The meme about foot washing water has spread all over the Internet and has become a super hot spot, comparable to "You Are Too Beautiful" and "Want to Have Love".

When I saw Tao Heng, one of the protagonists of the incident, being interviewed, all the netizens who were watching the excitement and not taking it too seriously came in.

"Fire tongs Liu Ming."

"This warrior wants to drink the legendary magical medicine that can make people live in the second life, the girl's foot bath divine liquid?"

"If I had known earlier, I should have written this review on his behalf. It would have given him an advantage."

"This guy is so lucky. Alas, it's a step too late."

"Why are there so many perverts? Wake up, there are still a majority of normal people in this world, and most people don't want to drink foot washing water, even if it's the foot washing water of beautiful women."

"But you have to admit that there are still many people who want to drink it, such as this warrior. Anyway, I am getting irritated."

The reporter began to interview Tao Heng.

"Hello, film critic Tao Heng, I heard that you wrote three critical reviews of the movie "Captain China" because it was so bad. You even angrily swore that as long as the box office of this movie exceeds 300 million, you will drink it. Is this Lin Hongxiu’s foot washing water?”

Tao Heng nodded: "Yes, "Captain China" is the worst movie I have ever seen. This movie has no merit from beginning to end. I advise viewers not to watch it."

The reporter asked again: "As far as I know, some netizens on the Internet think that the movie is actually very good and fun to watch. What do you think?"

Tao Heng laughed immediately: "Of course only rubbish audiences can appreciate rubbish movies, because these people themselves are rubbish. Why are there more and more bad movies in China now? It's because today's audiences themselves are rubbish and watch all kinds of rubbish movies." , which is why so many junk movies have been created.”

As soon as these words were spoken, the barrage in the live broadcast room exploded.

"That's right, people's tastes are really becoming more and more trashy nowadays. Some people are pursuing some obviously bad works. It's really incomprehensible."

"Hahaha, I laughed. Who do you think you are? You don't have to take care of what I like."

"What qualifications do you have as a mere film critic to evaluate us? Who do you think you can represent? You can only represent yourself."

"The people upstairs are so eager to jump out, is it because you are trash viewers?"

"Those who call other people rubbish are really rubbish."

Because of Tao Heng's words, the netizens in the live broadcast room divided into two groups and began to attack each other.

This is also the current situation on the Internet. It's either black or white, right or wrong. Anyway, everyone has nothing to do, so just make a fuss about it.

The reporter continued to ask: "Just before, Lin Hongxiu, the star of "Captain China", was interviewed and she was willing to let you drink foot washing water, and she has prepared it for you in advance. Will you drink it then?"

Tao Heng smiled: "Of course I can drink it. Now that I have said it out, I will do it. It's just foot washing water. Although I am not as perverted as the netizens, there is still no problem in drinking foot washing water."

The reporter asked: "Aren't you worried that the foot-washing water is unhygienic? This is foot-washing water and there are bacteria in it."

"Hahahahaha"

Tao Heng laughed, leaning forward and backward, so happy that he even burst into tears.

"What do I have to worry about? How can such a rubbish movie like "Captain China" have a box office of over 300 million?"

"No, no, no, no one really thinks that this movie can earn 300 million. This is a garbage movie that everyone in the country knows."

"To be honest, I really want to taste the taste of foot washing water, but unfortunately, it's impossible."

Tao Heng's demeanor was extremely arrogant, like Brother Crow behind the table, not taking everyone seriously.

The live broadcast room was filled with barrage.

"Looking at him looking so arrogant, I really want him to drink foot-washing water."

"Anyway, I have already gone to buy tickets. Looking at the current trend of the movie box office, there is still hope for a box office of 300 million. If it really breaks through, it will be fun to watch."

"Inexplicably, I really want to make this guy drink the foot-washing water. The expression on this guy's face will definitely be very exciting."

"Then go watch a movie. In fact, this movie is not as bad as what is said on the Internet. I enjoyed watching it very much and I was inexplicably moved."

The reporter finally asked: "Are you so sure? Now that the movie's box office has reached nearly 100 million, you really are not worried."

"Impossible, absolutely impossible." Tao Heng vowed: "The movie box office cannot exceed 300 million, absolutely impossible..."