This director only makes bad movies
Chapter 101 Let’s help and let him drink foot-washing water
There are thousands of comments below this movie review, and it is extremely popular.
"I read the entire review in one go in a very smooth manner. It can be seen that this reviewer was furious."
"Hahahahahahaha I laughed to death. Every line is a strong accusation against the movie "Captain China", the actor Lin Hongxiu, and those idiotic fans."
"I went and actually watched it three times in a row. Being a film critic is so demanding now. How much pain did I endure just to write a film review?"
"Stop Tao Heng, your mental energy is almost exhausted."
"He even said something like drinking foot washing water, which shows how angry Tao Heng is."
"To be honest, I kind of want to see Tao Heng drinking foot washing water. That scene will definitely be very interesting."
"I want to watch it too. I don't have any other intention. I just want to watch the fun. If I can really make Tao Heng drink the water for washing his feet, I don't mind going to the theater to watch the movie."
"Actually, I also want to see it, but unfortunately, Lin Hongxiu can't agree to it."
"How about if we spread the word and make it more popular, we might be successful."
"It makes sense. You won't lose anything by giving it a try. If you can succeed, it will be great fun."
"Add me one."
After reading this film review, Liu Dongdong laughed like a fool.
This film critic named Tao Heng is so funny that he is actually willing to drink Lin Hongxiu’s foot washing water.
Not to mention, it made him look forward to it.
That scene must be fun and exciting.
But this kind of thing was impossible to happen, so Liu Dongdong just smiled and didn't take it too seriously.
Subsequently, due to its own interest, the footwashing water joke, and the boost of a mysterious force, this film review quickly spread on the Internet and became the latest Internet hot spot.
There are even posts on the Internet urging Tao Heng to drink foot washing water and calling on everyone to buy tickets. The popularity of every such post is amazing.
The box office of the movie "Captain China" also slowed down a lot because of this joke, but because there was no trend, the movie's box office still fell slowly.
After Xu Nan saw Tao Heng posted this film review, he breathed a sigh of relief and immediately drove to find Lin Hongxiu.
According to the previously signed contract, Lin Hongxiu, as the protagonist, will help promote the movie during its release.
However, since the premiere, this girl has been hiding at home because she was too sad. She neither promoted the movie nor received any news. Xu Nan didn't answer her calls.
In desperation, he could only take the initiative to find Lin Hongxiu.
If the movie wants to come back to life, it cannot do without this white, rich and beautiful girl. Although he has made all preparations, it doesn't matter even if Lin Hongxiu doesn't come forward, but if he can come forward in person, the effect will still be better.
When Xu Nan arrived at Lin Hongxiu's residence, Xu Nan had an unimpeded journey and soon saw himself.
This relieved him.
Xu Nan thought that Lin Hongxiu didn't want to see him anymore, which would cause trouble.
Fortunately, Lin Hongxiu was still willing to see him, which meant that things had not yet reached the worst point.
The girl was wearing a homely beige dress today, and her slender white jade-like legs were exposed from under the skirt.
She looked gloomy, her big eyes looking forward confusedly, her flawless and pretty face full of frustration, and she looked like she had been hit hard.
Seeing this scene, Xu Nan felt a rare feeling of guilt.
Although it was said that with her acting skills, it was impossible for this girl to star in any good movies from the beginning, it seems that it was all his fault that she ended up where she is today.
Moreover, this girl was so kind to him, gave him gold, and was responsible for solving the crew's food and lodging problems. She really had nothing to say to him.
But he did.
A little bit scummy.
However, the arrow is on the string and must be fired. If you want the movie to come back to life, you still have to rely on Lin Hongxiu.
The increase in the movie box office is also a good thing for Lin Hongxiu. At worst, he can just find a way to make up for it after the incident.
Thinking of this, Xu Nan quickly adjusted his mood, making his expression become decadent and depressed, like a weak little beast that needed to be taken care of.
"Red sleeves."
He called out with a trembling voice.
It was only then that Lin Hongxiu turned her head, looking a little wilted.
"Director Xu, you are here."
"I'm sorry, it's my fault." Xu Nan apologized sincerely: "It's all because of my lack of ability that I caused you to be scolded by the entire Internet."
"I thought I could make a wonderful and good movie, but now I know that my abilities are limited and I can't make a good movie at all."
"This is all my fault. If you want to blame it, just blame me."
As he spoke, Xu Nan's voice was choked with sobs, his eyes were moist, and his expression was extremely sad.
Seeing Xu Nan's miserable look, Lin Hongxiu sighed and softened her heart.
"Actually, it has nothing to do with you. I've also watched the movie. The story is actually okay. The main reason is that my acting skills are so bad. If it weren't for my poor acting skills, this movie would still be watchable."
Xu Nan quickly shook his head: "No, it's all my fault. I am the director of the movie. The quality of the movie is terrible. I have to bear the main responsibility."
Lin Hongxiu nodded: "Then it's your fault."
Xu Nan: "Uh"
This girl seems to have evolved a bit and is a bit different from before.
"Ahem." Xu Nan coughed and suddenly said: "But even if the movie is average, we can't give up. I have a good way to make the movie rise."
"Although the movie's reputation is very bad, as long as the box office goes up, it doesn't matter even if the movie's reputation is a little worse, and maybe we can find a way to reverse the movie's reputation."
Lin Hongxiu shook her head, not interested at all: "Forget it, the movie has failed. Everyone on the Internet said it was a bad movie, and I don't want to waste my energy."
"Maybe I'm really not suitable for being in the entertainment industry. Maybe I should listen to my father and just be a rent collector and collect rent every day."
"No." Xu Nan said immediately: "I don't allow you to give up like this. This movie is the hard work and hope of everyone on the crew. You can give up, but before you give up, have you thought about other people."
"Obviously there is still a chance to save our movie, so why do we have to give up? Do you really want to live with the reputation of being an actor in bad movies?"
"Just think it's for me, for the actors like you on the crew, but also for yourself and your dreams. Can you try hard one last time?"
Lin Hongxiu sighed: "Okay, tell me your plan."
Xu Nan ran to Lin Hongxiu's ear and whispered what Lin Hongxiu wanted to do.
Lin Hongxiu'er frowned, showing disgust.
"Hey, this is so perverted."
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