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Back mountain, bamboo forest.

Mao Nanbei was lying on the Taoist nun woman's legs, with its four paws slightly curled up and its eyes narrowed.

It can be seen that the woman's cat-loving skills are really superb.

"Submit it, meow~"

Mao Nanbei would come to the bamboo forest every now and then to make a sneak attack. I don't know if it was because children loved playing pranks, or because they were longing to be fucked in their hearts.

Maybe a little bit of both.

After the woman's slender fingers rubbed the little black cat's ears again, today's cat petting was officially over.

Mao Nanbei lay on her lap, enjoying the aftertaste silently for a while, then jumped slightly, jumped onto the woman's shoulder, and then hung half of his body there.

The woman who looks like a Taoist nun is too thin, a little too thin, and looks very weak.

Her shoulders are definitely different from Murong Yan's big fleshy shoulders. Mao Nanbei can only hang on them instead of lying down.

After hanging on the woman's shoulder, the little black cat began to talk about interesting stories about his trip down the mountain.

For example, what delicious food I ate, what fun things I bought, how I killed a ghost king, and the whole process of meeting Lu Xun...

After the monster transforms, it is like being reborn. Her mind is not yet fully mature, so she is childish and dares to say anything.

When she said that she originally wanted to accept Lu Xun as her beautiful mount, the woman who looked like a Taoist nun raised her white palm, made a fist, and then gently tapped her cat's head.

"Meow!" Mao Nanbei covered his forehead with his two small fleshy paws.

Mao Nanbei expressed confusion about Second Senior Sister's sudden lesson and said, "I just see him as good-looking and I'm greedy for his body. I don't mean to do anything harmful to nature. I..."

Before she could finish her words, she was knocked on the head again, three times in a row!

"Meow!" Mao Nanbei stopped talking.

After successfully sulking for two minutes, she started chattering again.

The Taoist nun woman did not speak from beginning to end. She was like the best listener, just listening silently.

Mao Nanbei has long been used to this.

The second senior sister was a cold person. Before she was accepted as a disciple by her husband, she was really a Taoist nun.

She is the most rule-abiding person, but also the least rule-abiding person. She will always only follow the rules that she recognizes. If she does not agree with them, she cannot be restrained.

Therefore, Mao Nanbei once said, "Rules are meant to be broken." This sentence was said by the second senior sister. In fact, the second senior sister did not say it, but Mao Nanbei felt that this was the words and deeds of the second senior sister.

Of course, it can also be understood as a child's scapegoating.

Having said that, Second Senior Sister is such a cold person, and she is still a Taoist nun, but she has a very cute name, her name is Gu Xiaoman.

[Xiaoman] is the eighth solar term in the twenty-four solar terms and the second solar term in summer. She was born on this day and had this name.

As mentioned before, the second senior sister doesn't like to talk very much. Even if she does speak, her speaking speed will be very slow and her sentences will be strange.

because……

——She stutters.

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On the other side, in the small study room in the back mountain, Ji Li, who was guarding Lu Xun, heard a knock on the door.

She was stunned for a moment, surprised to hear a knock on the door.

The back mountain prohibits others from entering and exiting at will, and Mao Nanbei never knocks when he comes in. So, who is coming?

Ji Li stood up and opened the door, only to feel her eyes light up.

The man standing in front of her was not much taller than her, and his head had a halo, like a light bulb.

Although it was their first meeting, Ji Li had already heard about the appearance and characteristics of the sect leader Shen Yan and immediately saluted.

What I didn't expect was that the sect leader was really as short as the legend said.

"Get up, no need to be polite." Shen Yan showed a smile that he thought was very kind.

But his appearance is really fierce, and with his bald head, he doesn't give people a particularly good impression.

He felt that his smile was warm, but in the eyes of outsiders, it looked like a cruel smile.

"I came here mainly to see how Uncle Junior's injury is recovering." Shen Yan said something, then walked to the bed, scanned Lu Xun's body with his spiritual consciousness, and then couldn't help but Nod slightly.

The recovery is very good, it is indeed my top elixir.

As soon as I thought of this, the feeling of physical pain came to my heart again.

Then, he turned to Ji Li and showed a kind (suffering) smile.

He came here for Ji Li today to leave a good impression on her.

Ji Li's talent has spread in the Demon Sect. Eight Ripples are rare in the entire Tianchen Continent, and not even a few can be found in the entire Demon Sect.

The most important thing is that her five elements are very clean, her fire element is very high, and the other four elements are negligible.

This kind of people are good candidates for practicing fire-attribute skills!

And Shen Yan is one of the strongest people in the entire Tianchen Continent who practices fire-attribute skills!

He kind of wants to take Ji Li as his disciple.

According to the rules of the Demon Sect, when an outer sect disciple is promoted to an inner sect disciple, the elders of the chosen disciple can extend an olive branch. If multiple people like this disciple, it is time for the disciple to counter-select.

Yes, it’s like the Xianxia version of the talent show…

Logically speaking, as the master of the Demon Sect, Shen Yan has such advanced cultivation, he should not worry about being an apprentice.

However, isn't it because of his cultivation that he has no hair on his body?

When describing stingy people, they often use the word "iron cock that doesn't pull out a hair", but Shen Yan is really bald.

Although he looked like this due to an obsession when he was young, it was still quite panicking for the disciples.

What if I get carried away too?

The cultivators of Tianchen Continent are not cultivating "Too Supreme Forgetting Love" or "Destroying Ordinary Nature".

The so-called "immortal" means people in front and mountains behind. People as high as mountains are immortals.

Immortals are also human beings, and humans will have emotions and desires... In this case, everyone still cares a little about their appearance.

Of course, this is not the main reason. The point is that Shen Yan has shown through his actual actions that he is not a good teacher.

None of his disciples are promising yet.

The road to spiritual practice is very bumpy. Like in the novel, the male protagonist accidentally acquires the skills and becomes the best in the world without anyone teaching him. That is a bit ridiculous.

The help of a good teacher on the path of spiritual practice is unimaginable!

Although it is said that "the master leads you through the door, cultivation depends on the individual", but some masters show you the front door, and some masters show you not only that you cannot find the door, but may also lead you astray!

You finally found the door yourself, but he can still kick you out!

Although Shen Yan is not so exaggerated, his teaching ability is real.

Moreover, he is stingy, and the welfare of his disciples is extremely poor!

On the contrary to him, there happened to be a few peak masters whose strength was only slightly inferior to him, but they were particularly good at teaching their disciples and treated them more generously than him... This was embarrassing!

After a long time, Shen Yan became a little worried!

The Demon Sect often holds martial arts competitions among its disciples. Sometimes he feels a little embarrassed and is in urgent need of a beloved disciple who can support him!

After all... even though I have no hair, no eyebrows, no eyelashes or nose hair, I still want to save face!

In addition, he had just given away a top-quality elixir and was thinking of ways to make up for himself, when he suddenly thought of Ji Li.

I heard that this girl has a close relationship with her junior uncle?

That's great!

She will definitely remember this favor!

Give away a magic pill and gain a beloved disciple...

——This wave is not a loss!

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