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011. [Cats and Dogs]
The little cat-eared Luoli in front of me was obviously a demon.
The so-called demons are creatures that have developed spiritual intelligence.
Just like what is recorded in the mythical stories, after accidentally opening their spiritual wisdom, they absorbed the essence of the sun and moon to cultivate themselves and strengthen their cultivation.
It’s just that the essence of the sun and moon is not so easy to absorb, so they usually wake up earlier than chickens, go to bed later than dogs, and work more than cows.
Their path of cultivation is more arduous and takes longer. It often takes decades or even hundreds of years to achieve results.
After such a long time, they continue to strengthen themselves, constantly improve themselves, make themselves better, and finally...
——Became the mount of the gods.
When Lu Xun was reading some fairy tales on Earth, he would sometimes wonder: "Do the gods compete with each other on their mounts, just like young people compete with their own cars?"
When I think about this scene, I find it quite interesting.
However, there is no shortage of "mounts" on earth. As long as you have money and your body can bear it, you can ride it every day or as many times as you like.
Some are hundreds of dollars, some are thousands of dollars, and some are even tens of thousands or hundreds of thousands!
——Such as bicycles, motorcycles, cars, etc.
Lu Xun regarded Ji Li as his mount when he was on the road, but what he never dreamed of was that one day he would also be regarded as his mount.
Is it possible that the demons are obsessed with the role of "mounts" and are fed up with being ridden by others, so they have become popular in riding people?
This possibility is actually not small, and it feels quite reasonable.
Seeing that he didn't reply, the little cat-eared Luoli floating in front of Lu Xun continued to say in a loud and sweet voice: "My name is Mao Nanbei. It is your honor to be my mount."
When Lu Xun heard this, he couldn't help being slightly frightened.
Is she Mao Nanbei?
This slightly funny-sounding name is very famous in "Heavenly Dust".
She only appeared in the middle of the game. She is a great monster with abnormal strength and abuses players like a dog.
She is very popular and ranks among the top among many female NPCs because the image of the cat-eared girl is so deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.
Any post related to her can easily reach thousands of posts on the forum, and many obscene players even queue up to beg her to torture her.
But at that time, she appeared as a girl with cat ears. Unexpectedly, she turned out to be a luoli now.
But it makes sense to think that by the middle of the game, according to the timeline, it was already many years later.
At this moment, Lu Xun was slightly excited when he met Mao Nanbei.
It's not that he has any special hobbies. What excites him is not the image of Mao Nanbei, but... her identity!
He knew very well how special Mao Nanbei's identity was.
Sure enough, Murong Yan, who was standing by, couldn't stand listening anymore. Her fat face was filled with a flattering smile, and she said to Xiao Luoli: "Little Master, uncle, is this... bad?"
Lu Xun was not surprised at all by the title of Junior Master's Uncle, but Ji Li opened his mouth in surprise.
Little Luoli's set of ghost-killing skills just now shocked her, after all...
——I haven’t seen much of the world.
Now, what she didn't expect was that this powerful little girl was actually so senior!
The little luoli named Mao Nanbei glared at Murong Yan. The smile on Murong Yan's face became thicker, and her fat face looked even more silly.
Seeing her innocent look, little Luoli couldn't let go of her violent temper.
The sect arranged for Murong Yan to be her entourage. The arrangement was very stable!
She no longer floated in the air, but turned around and landed on Murong Yan's broad shoulders.
She is fat, so it feels very comfortable to lie on her.
In addition, Murong Yan is a big girl who is over 1.85 meters tall. Sitting on her shoulders, Mao Nanbei is taller than Lu Xun.
She put her hands on her hips, curled her lips, and said to Murong Yan: "There is nothing that is against the rules. Aren't the rules meant to be broken?"
When Murong Yan heard this, the expression on her fat face was a bit complicated, and she said to little Luoli sitting on her shoulder: "Little uncle, it's okay to say this outside, but you can't let the law enforcement elders hear it."
The cat-eared little Luoli shook his little feet in the air and said angrily: "I am his uncle, how can I be afraid of him?"
But why does it sound a bit like being strong on the outside but being strong on the inside?
"And these words were not said by me, but by Second Senior Sister. If he had the ability, he would cause trouble for Second Senior Sister!" she added.
Sure enough, he is still a coward at heart.
When this state is placed on a Luoli, we usually call it "Milk Fierce".
Mao Nanbei continued to shake his little feet in the air, looked at Lu Xun and said, "What are you thinking about? If you become my beautiful mount, you will have no shortage of skills, magic weapons, or panacea, how about it?" "
The mount is the face of the practitioner, and Lu Xun is very good-looking, so she thinks she will be very proud.
Ji Li, who was standing next to Lu Xun, suddenly stretched out her chubby hand and gently pulled the corner of Lu Xun's clothes.
Lu Xun usually talked to her without any inhibitions, and she was afraid that he would talk like this to little Luoli.
She didn't know that Lu Xun was already plotting against Xiao Luoli.
He originally planned to contact Murong Yan through Ji Li, and then contact Murong Yan's sect.
It's not that I'm using Ji Li. This way, I can fulfill her wish and I can make a perfect start according to the plan. It's a win-win situation.
But suddenly Mao Nanbei appeared... It seems that everything has become simpler.
So, he smiled.
His smile was very warm.
Ji Li had only seen such a smile once, when they talked about practitioners in the teahouse.
Mao Nanbei looked at Lu Xun's smile and liked him more and more.
It's really good-looking!
Lu Xun was like a mortal with no knowledge, and asked: "Your Excellency is very strong?"
"Of course!" Xiao Luoli was very confident: "I came here to get rid of a ghost king nearby. You also saw the hundreds of evil ghosts just now. They are the ghost kings who turned into clones after their death. I will chop off their heads with one knife!"
The core of this sentence is easy to understand: Don't you think my smooth operation just now is awesome?
Lu Xun was stunned when he heard this. Has the ghost king come out? How much experience points should a ghost king be worth! Slurp!
"Is your sect also very powerful?" Lu Xun continued to pretend to be stupid and asked.
"Of course!" Xiaoluoli raised her head and chest, as if she was proud of it.
She has a very high seniority in the sect. The more powerful the sect is, the more powerful she will appear.
"Then can I go and see it first, and then make a decision?" Lu Xun said again.
This is his ultimate goal!
He wants to go to this sect, and then he can start the legendary "perfect start".
This kind of big sect has a big formation, and it is difficult to find a small account with no cultivation. You can't sense it at all. Even if it is placed in front of you, you can't see its specialness.
Xiaoluoli raised her eyebrows slightly. She doesn't like others to bargain.
But this person is really good-looking, and she doesn't want to miss it.
After thinking for a while, she nodded.
Lu Xun showed a more warm smile at the right time at this moment.
This smile seems to hide the tension and expectation of a small villager going to a big city, and it seems that people at the foot of the mountain want to see the scenery on the mountain.
Little Luoli didn't know that Lu Xun was not from the foot of the mountain.
He had seen the scenery on the top of the mountain before.
He was just exposing his nature of playing tricks.
If we want to give a name that matches Maonanbei, we can call this kind of people dog things.
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