There's something wrong with my hexagram gold
Chapter 461: Trapping Dogs and Trapping People
"Why are you still standing there? Let's go."
At this time, Chen Banxian fully demonstrated what it means to be "passionate as fire", and sparks appeared on the palms of his hands holding one person and one dog.
"No, I won't go. I have something to do at home, Wang! Let me go."
The Black Queen kept moving her paws back, trying to refuse, and her panties twisted quickly. However, what surprised the dog was that this human being was so strong that he couldn't pull it back.
"Woof! Don't be like this, I'm not a random dog!"
Duan De remained silent and resisted silently, his body glowing with the magical power of several secret realms.
Not to mention, Chen Banxian really couldn't pull it anymore. The power of the human-dog combination was greater than he imagined. It took seven or eight minutes to pull it, but it could only move tens of thousands of kilometers.
The warm smile on his face froze slightly, and he smiled and made a sound from between his teeth.
"Please go, just follow me. I killed the golden butcher on the third level of the Immortal. Do you also want to follow in my footsteps?"
The expressions of the man and the dog suddenly changed, and they felt a strong murderous intent.
"Then what... I don't think family matters are that urgent."
The Black Emperor immediately lost his power and showed great cooperation.
Duan De nodded repeatedly: "We are all old acquaintances, and it's all because of this black dog that spoils the fun. I really want to go have a drink with you, brother."
Chen Banxian's stiff face relaxed and he quietly put down the jar: "Ah, that's right. Let's go have a drink together."
He hooked the man and the dog with one hand, and he was so fast that he traveled through space and returned to Baihu City in the blink of an eye.
Within ten minutes, several people were already talking and laughing, changing glasses.
Lin Tian raised his wine glass: "Here's to you, senior!"
Gai Wudi nodded lightly and drank a glass of wine.
"I'd also like to give you a toast to seniors. Previously, one person suppressed all the Taigu tribes and couldn't vent their anger. It really made my human race feel embarrassed!"
Duan De also raised his glass.
Gai Wudi has another drink.
"Wow! I admire you, and I would like to toast you. Senior Gai Wuwei is so famous that he is as powerful as thunder. Which ancient clan is not afraid of hearing this?"
Gai Wudi has another drink.
Chen Banxian stood up fiercely: "I respect you too! Senior Gai Wudi will live in our nine cities in Daxia. From now on, his safety will be guaranteed and the sky will be clear. Wow!"
"well……"
Gai Wudi has another drink.
Lin Tian immediately answered, "Senior Invincible, if I don't give up, I would like to be my adoptive father and support my senior until his death."
Gai Jiuyou squeezed the cup slightly and looked at the dozen empty bottles in front of him. These little guys seemed to be taking advantage of him.
Not sure, check again.
Across the table, Duan De and Heihuang were quietly communicating:
"We got Gai Jiuyou drunk so we could escape. Why did they get involved?"
"It's weird when you talk about it. There is no reason. How could Gai Jiuyou be with that evil boy? He is obviously going to be detrimental to us."
"Fat man, I have a killing array here that can trap Gai Wudi Moment. Then you activate the teleportation array and we can run away together."
One person and one dog communicated quietly, and suddenly felt a burning gaze falling on him.
Chen Banxian's eyes were bright and he raised the wine glass in his hand: "You two, one of us is meeting for the first time, and the other is meeting again after a long separation. Can't we have a few drinks?"
"That's what it should be, that's what it should be."
One person and one dog felt guilty, so they hurriedly put smiles on their faces and raised glasses to greet them.
"First let's make it clear that we can't use divine power to refine alcohol, otherwise...
Chen Banxian slapped the imperial jar on the table: "To be honest, I am the descendant of Emperor Tuntian."
Duan De and Heihuang shrank their eyes, threatening, this is Chi Guoguo's threat!
They immediately smiled and claimed: "It's impossible, if we use a little bit of divine power, God will kill us!"
"That's good."
Chen Banxian put away the imperial jar with a smile and took out a wine glass as big as a bowl from behind.
"Come on, let's have three drinks first."
"Gudong." x2.
This was the sound of people and dogs swallowing their saliva. They looked at the wine bottle in front of Gai Jiuyou. Their feelings were just appetizers?
This cup can burst your belly, right?
"But they saw Chen Banxian drinking a large glass of wine by himself first, with the rim of the glass facing down and smiling at them."
"I'm a god, let's do it! I, Duan De, have never been afraid of anyone at this wine table!"
The fat man was the first to raise his sea bowl and wine glass in response.
The Black Emperor followed closely behind.
"good!"
Chen Banxian applauded, "Well done, come again!"
…
Lin Tian's eyelids twitched and he glanced at the wine glass in the room.
As expected of being the big names in the Eastern Wasteland, Duan De and Heihuang kept drinking to death without stopping. They had drunk hundreds of kilograms by now.
Look at Chen Banxian again, he can drink better than them, his face is not red and he is out of breath.
"Brother, we have a big deal, do you want to do it? It's done, we will have no worries in the next life!"
"What kind of big deal? I, Duan De, go out and ask around. This is what Wuliang, his deity, is doing!"
"Woof! Woof woof! Woof woof woof!"
"Okay!" Chen Banxian slammed the table: "Have you ever dug the emperor's tomb?"
Duan De's eyes were blurry and his face was red with the smell of wine, and wine was seeping out of his pores:
"What was I doing when you were looking for me before? Master Dao was digging the Demon Emperor's tomb. What are you afraid of?"
"Woof woof!"
"Okay!" Chen Banxian slapped his thigh: "Let's dig up Emperor Fuxi's tomb tomorrow and find the digital secret!"
"go!"
"Woof!"
"Pap..."
Gai Jiuyou's fingers trembled and he ate the food silently.
He didn't say that Lei Ze was the emperor's tomb, so Chen Banxian obviously got the wrong idea.
However, Gai Jiuyou looked at the people on the table pushing cups and changing cups, and felt that it was not impossible not to say anything.
Both of them have great luck, so it might not be a bad idea to go and find out. The digital secret created by Emperor Fuxi has disappeared for too long. Only the legends are heard, but the true identity is not seen.
He drank with a slight smile, and he was the only one sober at the wine table.
Lin Tian swallowed his saliva, looked around, and quietly slipped out of the back door.
It was too scary. If Brother Xian asked him to drink, he would probably pour one cup.
The old man was so stupid that he couldn't quietly use magic to resolve it. If he couldn't defeat it, he would definitely laugh in front of his face.
Not true wisdom.
When Lin Tian went to see it the next day, the wine shop had been cleaned up.
Sitting on the sofa was Chen Banxian, who was smiling slightly. There was a man and a dog lying on the floor, unconscious.
"Brother Xian, are you not drunk?"
Lin Tian was shocked, is this still a human being?
"I drink water and they drink water. Of course they are not drunk."
He picked up the wine bottle on the table, plugged a hole, and poured himself a glass of mineral water.
"Yin Yang Pot?"
Lin Tian looked at the man and the dog with sympathetic eyes. I guess they never dreamed that they would be played by some folk tricks, right?
"Okay, let me wake them up first."
They had agreed to go to the tomb of Emperor Fuxi today, so they couldn't help but sleep any longer.
I saw him quietly leaning into the ears of people and dogs, whispering: "You are exposed."
"Ho!"
One person and one dog suddenly became excited and got up from the ground in fright.
After getting rid of the drunkenness, I recalled what happened.
"Damn it, what did I say yesterday?" Duan De opened his mouth, turned around and was about to walk out.
"I'm going to use the bathroom."
"The monk still needs to go to the toilet?" Chen Banxian sneered and took out his mobile phone to record.
It contained exactly what they were bragging about last night, and Duan De had the loudest voice:
"Brother, don't worry. If nothing else, I have dug many great emperors' tombs and lifted the coffin boards of ruthless people. I am very experienced!"
With the "woof" sound of the Black King, the cowhide reaches the sky.
"Wow." Heihuangji pretended not to know and walked out the door, but Chen Banxian grabbed his tail and pulled him back.
He opened another recording:
"Woof woof woof!"
"I was drunk and yelling for fun."
The Black Emperor stopped calling himself the Emperor with his tail between his legs. He was sure that Chen Banxian didn't understand what he was talking about.
Chen Banxian smiled lightly, opened his mouth and immediately gave the Black Emperor a bark:
"Sorry, I'm talking about dog talk at level 10."
By some chance, he gained the ability when he was fortune-telling for a dog demon. He thought it was useless, but he didn't expect it to be of great use.
It's just that the dialect is a bit heavy.
"Actually, you two don't need to follow the rules."
Chen Banxian smiled and said, "It's okay if you don't keep your word. At most, you'll be slapped to death by Senior Gai."
Is this human language? No matter how the Black Emperor heard it, it was worse than his dog talk. In the end, he had no choice but to bite the bullet and agree.
Ten minutes later, Duan Dehei Huang stood in the open space, debugging the teleportation array.
"I remember there was an ancient road leading there. It was once a trial road, but it was later abandoned."
Duan De fiddled with the formation: "It's a bit unfamiliar to determine the coordinates for the first time, but it's no problem. I, Duan De, am famous for my fast formation."
"Wow, did you die quickly?"
The Black Emperor Dog stretched out its paws and said in a lecturing tone to the junior: "You are still too young to understand the use of this Taiyin Teleportation Formation. This place should be moved to Boshan, where Jiuyin returns to one."
"Damn dog, if you make such a change, there will definitely be something wrong. Master Tao, I am a real expert. The return of nine yin to one will inevitably produce yang, which will produce a huge difference in distance error."
"Wow! I told you that you are still young. I tell you that not only is it wrong here, but there is also a problem with the previous guide formation. Which tomb did you dig the secret book from? There are too many mistakes and omissions."
"Bald-tailed dog, you are not allowed to insult the Taoist master's knowledge!"
"Human pet, this emperor is teaching you!"
A man and a dog started making a fuss, and Lin Tian turned around worriedly.
I saw Brother Xian's hand holding the jar, lifting it up and putting it down, lifting it up and putting it down again, and wanted to slap the two guys in front of him to death several times.
Fortunately, senior Gai Wudi has been closing his eyes to rest and comprehend the new methods of Qingxuan Realm.
Otherwise, one person and one dog may suffer a great deal.
Finally, with great difficulty, a plan was finally determined that one person and one dog could barely agree with, and the teleportation array was fully activated.
"My flesh hurts so much, Master Dao, my source."
The energy required to activate the formation is indeed quite large. Duan De's source was taken out at least several kilograms.
It also reflects from the side how long the road to the stars they need to walk is.
"We need to change trains on the way, first go to the East Dou Star Territory, then go to the Tianxiang Star, and then completely set foot on the boundless starry sky."
There was light all around, they were enveloped by the formation and kept moving forward, while everything around them was moving backwards at super-light speed.
On the earth, people's self-awareness is very obvious, but when they go to the stars and see the vast universe, endless galaxies, worlds, and the eternal loneliness, people have to ignore themselves and realize the insignificance of human beings.
"The universe is so big."
Lin Tian looked into the void, and the black hole ring swallowing the sun was reflected in his eyes.
They passed by and couldn't help but sigh.
"It's not easy for human beings to survive until now. Even though one accident could completely wipe out our civilization, we are especially lucky to survive."
"Yeah, sometimes I can't help but feel, maybe we are the lucky ones, maybe we are monkeys raised by others to watch?"
Chen Banxian smiled: "They deliberately protect us and prevent us from dying, just for some ratings."
He took out the mirror from his pocket, fixed his hair, and was very satisfied with the figure in the mirror.
"It's okay, okay. For someone like me, who is not only the protagonist but also an important figure, I should have a lot of fans."
"What weird things are you saying?"
The Black Emperor came closer to the dog's head: "Isn't it just the void? There is nothing interesting to see. There is no point in muttering."
"Hey, you're not looking for your Great Emperor Wushi?"
Chen Banxian's words made the Black Emperor's face suddenly fall.
"The emperor is the innate Holy Body Taoist fetus. He must still be alive. It's okay. I will find him one day!"
The Black Emperor's mood dropped, and then he realized something was wrong.
"Why are you so disgusting! If you are not happy, do you want others to be unhappy too?"
"No." Chen Banxian swore to the sky: "You are a dog and don't get along with people."
"Woof!"
The Black Emperor was so angry that he wanted to fly up and bite his pants.
As a result, Chen Banxian took out the imperial jar, and the damn dog suddenly became honest and stopped talking.
Finally, after several twists and turns, one person and one dog led them into an inexplicable giant celestial body.
Gai Jiuyou's eyes flashed, and he actually took the initiative to play the immortal song of transcending tribulation to confront the crisis in the celestial body.
"Where is this? Chen Banxian was shocked. He took out a stolen weapon and stretched it out of the range of the Tribulation Immortal Song.
"laugh."
Silently, the solid weapon disappeared. No matter other than the Tribulation Immortal Song could survive, only dazzling and colorful light waves could be seen.
"Damn it, where did you two scammers lead us to?"
Chen Banxian was shocked and immediately approached Gai Wudi and offered the god jar.
"Senior, use the imperial soldiers to take us away quickly."
This is an unheard-of celestial body, more terrifying than a black hole. They don't know how they were teleported here.
"Damn dog, let me just say there is something wrong with Jiuyin Guiyi!"
Duan De wished he could beat the Black Emperor to death: "If it weren't for Senior Gai Wuwei, we wouldn't even have any scum left."
"Wow! I also followed the instructions in the book. How could I know that the author actually set a trap?"
The Black Emperor quibbled, and the two quarreled again.
Gai Wudi took a deep breath and shouted loudly: "Why don't you quickly re-determine the coordinates? Do you really think I can last long?"
His arms trembled, what is the origin of this place, why even the quasi-emperor Gai Wudi cannot come and go freely?
"Senior, use the Emperor Jar!"
Chen Banxian offered the treasure, and Gai Jiuyou didn't force it, so he had to use it temporarily.
The next second, the Immortal Song of Transcending Tribulation ended, and the colorful objects immediately approached them.
The moment they came into contact with the Emperor's Jar, a huge repulsive force was felt, and everyone was squeezing and making disorderly movements in one direction involuntarily.
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