There’s No One I Can’t Mess With

"Shangguan Ming, you go get the title of the first true immortal in the city. As for Shangguan Boyang, see if you can make it into the top three hundred and sixty."

Lin Nan ordered.

"Senior don't worry, Minger will do his best."

Shangguan Ming was overjoyed when he heard this, because from Lin Nan's words, she heard Lin Nan's affirmation of her.

"Ah? Senior, why does my sister get the first place, so I can only fight for the top 360?"

Shangguan Boyang felt very disappointed. He felt that the top three hundred and sixty were appropriate, but Lin Nan didn't seem to be optimistic about him.

"You are only able to defeat the cultivators at the peak of the ordinary True Wonderland. There are too many True Wonderland cultivators who can defeat you. Moreover, the cultivators participating in the Grand Competition are not limited to the true immortals who have been promoted over the past three thousand years. Three hundred and sixty, I’m still afraid you think I’m not optimistic about you. If you can enter the top ten thousand by then, I think it’s pretty good."

As soon as Lin Nan said these words, Shangguan Boyang became even more depressed. He only felt that he was looking for trouble, so why should I ask more!

Seeing Shangguan Boyang's deflated appearance, it was the first time that Shangguan Ming, the guardian mad demon, smiled in this situation.

"Father, father, where's Ling'er? Ling'er will also participate in the competition and get first place!"

Ling'er, who had been listening with her little ears upright, finally couldn't help but speak.

"During the Golden Fairy Grand Competition, you, Momo, and Lingxiao took the top ten in Golden Fairyland in your hands."

Lin Nan said.

"Oh, then Ling'er can only take second place!" Ling'er said a little disappointed.

Then, the little girl broke her fingers and counted: "One sister, plus Ling'er is two, plus Lingxiao and seven of them?"

"Huh?" Linger immediately noticed something wrong, and looked up at Lin Nan, "Father, that's not right, there are only nine people, how can we get all the top ten?"

"Stupid girl, have you forgotten your mother?" Lin Nan reached out and nodded Linger's clean small forehead.

"Ah? Then... that Ling'er can only take third place! Ling'er is so hard to live!" The little girl was even more disappointed.

Lin Nan had no interest in mixing up the True Immortal Contest and the Golden Immortal Contest. The reason why he went to the ring during the Qing Mingzong in the Eastern Continent was because he didn't limit his realm, so he went to the ring to play.

And the two big competitions in the Central Continent had clearly limited the realm. For these rules, even if Lin Nan could break them at will, he would not touch them. After all, he still had to teach his two precious daughters.

It doesn't matter if two daughters become little devil, but if they become two little bastards, it's not what he wants.

Going back to the city and walking into the Shangguan’s house, the servants are seeing the coming back again, but their attitude towards the strange young man in black has changed 360 degrees. Each mouth is a senior, and a Minger is better than the old Patriarch. Shangguan Ming and Lin Nan, who were more like their grandfather and granddaughter when they were still there, were a little dumbfounded by the servants.

Although the realm of these servants is not high, but the realm they reach, especially in this first heaven, is no problem to live for one or two thousand years, that is, pure mortals who cannot practice can live for two to three hundred years, not to mention them, So more than half of them have met the old patriarch of the Golden Wonderland of Shangguan's family.

"Senior, wait a minute, Ming'er will go to prepare the feast here."

Leading Lin Nan and his daughter to the main hall, and after pouring tea, Shangguan Ming couldn't wait to go to the kitchen to prepare a banquet.

Lin Nan nodded with a smile.

But when the food was served almost an hour later, Lin Nan clicked his chopsticks and looked strange.

Shangguan Boyang looked extremely normal, as if he was used to this kind of food.

"Ah! Who made this meal, Xiao Ming, your servant is too useless, come, drag this princess out and get a thousand whips!"

Ling'er just put it in his mouth to chew twice, and did not hesitate to spit it out neatly, drank a sip of spirit wine to moisturize his throat, and then yelled.

"Ah? I cooked it myself, isn't it delicious? But Boyang said that the food I cooked is more delicious than the food in the Haoqi Building!"

Seeing Ling'er's appearance, Shangguan Ming suddenly panicked. After this time of contact, she has already felt very clear about Ling'er's character. This little girl has always been straightforward, not inconspicuous, especially if she claims to be At the time of this princess, it was safe to have reached an unbearable degree, or was extremely happy.

But in this situation, the little girl is obviously into an unbearable degree. Is the food that she cooks so unpalatable?

"Shangguan Boyang!"

When Shangguan Ming looked at Shangguan Boyang, his anger rose from his heart, saying every word.

Unexpectedly, his baby brother has been lying to himself. The most hateful thing is that he was so boasted that he foolishly believed his nonsense.

My family is so poor that I can’t open the pot anymore. Even when my grandfather was alive, he occasionally went to a high-class restaurant. When did my stupid brother go to the Haoqilou, the first restaurant in the city!

"That... sister, you... listen to me explain..."

Shangguan Boyang was even more panicked than Shangguan Ming just now. He had been fooling around for nearly a thousand years, but he didn't expect to be exposed by Ling'er today.

"You, who have never deceived anyone, actually deceived your sister who has done everything in your municipal committee for more than 900 years! I said that when I ate, I found the taste weird. You also said that everyone eats their own meals like this. Because Granny Li and the others were also under your instructions, so they answered me the same way when I asked them?"

Shangguan Ming stretched out his hand and grabbed Shangguan Boyang’s ears, twisted it violently, and screamed at Shangguan Boyang. After all, Shangguan Ming was not an ordinary person. If he turned a little spiritual power, he could instantly let Shangguan Boyang taste only I have only experienced the taste before I practiced.

"It's okay, let’s eat first. It’s your heart to say it. Besides, it’s not bad. It’s just that Ling'er is used to eating cakes made of Ling’guo and Tiancai Dibao, so that the taste is unsatisfactory. If you take it to the lower realms The monks who dominate the side taste it, they are afraid that they might not think about your cooking every day."

Lin Nan said that he was not saying something against his will, it was the fact.

"Father is right. Your siblings will settle down for this princess, eat honestly, and make trouble at the dinner table."

Ling'er said old-fashioned, waved to disperse the food that had just been vomited, and then continued to eat.

It's just that the little girl slows down every bite, as if the food is poisonous, it will make her extremely uncomfortable and unable to swallow.

Shangguan Ming, who had already smiled after hearing the words of the father and daughter, suddenly felt aggrieved after seeing the appearance of the little girl: you don’t eat, you don’t eat, I won’t say anything, why do you do this what!