There was something wrong with my past life

Taking advantage of the fact that there were still a few minutes before the school bell rang, Wu Leng, who had previously "slandered" Ning Ye in front of Dongfang Qingyue, walked out of the classroom and prepared to go to the canteen downstairs to buy a bottle of drink to quench his thirst.

As he was going down the stairs, he suddenly felt numb all over his body. His calf cramps made him unable to control himself, and he rolled down the stairs of the teaching building.

Rolling down the stairs is actually nothing. After all, the stairs are only about ten short steps. Even if you fall down, it won't be a big deal. When you stand up, you will be a good man.

But the scary thing is that Wu Leng actually violated the laws of mechanics. When he rolled down to the platform of each staircase, his body would draw a perfect arc in the air in an incredible posture, heading towards the next staircase. Roll down.

Finally, he rolled straight down to the ground floor gate of the teaching building, and his whole face came into close contact with the ground.

Oh, I forgot to mention, the senior class is on the third floor of the teaching building.

So when the school bell rang, Wu Leng was no longer in the classroom where Ning Ye was. He probably wouldn't be able to get out of bed unless he lay in bed for ten days and a half.

"Um... Qingyue, you know..."

Looking at Wu Leng's vacant seat, Ning Ye, who instinctively sensed something fishy in it, turned her head and asked her new seatmate Dongfang Qingyue.

How can there be such a coincidence in the world? One second Wu Leng just offended him, and the next second he lost his footing and rolled down the stairs from the third floor to the first floor. This is really unscientific.

"I don't know anything. I don't know who released the spirit control technique that Wu Leng possessed!"

Before Ning Ye could finish speaking, Dongfang Qingyue, who had a ghost in her heart, immediately spoke.

This was obviously self-inflicted. Before she even asked what was going on, Ning Ye had a dark look on her face.

This level of self-destruction is really admirable, and even the spell that Wu Ling was hit by was completely revealed.

Besides, her lying skills were obviously not good. With her nervous look on her face, anyone could tell that something was wrong, let alone Ning Ye, whose ability to bullshit was considered a master of his generation.

However, Ning Ye didn't try to find out about this matter. It wasn't a big deal anyway. Besides, he had long been unhappy with Wu Leng. He had often made trouble for himself in the past, trying to destroy the indestructible relationship between himself and Jiang Jingyi. emotion.

He had originally thought about finding a time to put a sack over his head and beat him severely, but later because he was too busy, the plan was temporarily shelved.

All in all, this is a very satisfying thing!

So, the matter regarding Wu Leng came to an end for the time being.

Seeing that Ning Ye believed her words and didn't ask further questions, Dongfang Qingyue couldn't help but feel a little proud and secretly happy.

After all, she had been miserably deceived by Ning Ye before. Whether it was when he pretended to be Sun Bai at the beginning, or when they met again at the Chu family later, he told nonsense stories about an old man with a white beard inside the ring. They were all deceived. Her tears completely convinced him of his evil intentions.

Now, I have gained some hope and successfully deceived him once!

It turns out that deceiving people is quite simple. My first attempt in life was a huge success, and I felt very happy!

As for her not speaking out, saying that she was the mastermind behind the scenes, she just wanted to repay Ning Ye's old grudge that she seemed to think she was easy to deceive, so she lied to her countless times and made her cry.

The other reason is that she doesn't want him to think that she is a little woman who must take revenge, and she is even more worried about causing his dissatisfaction because of this act of her own making.

Ning Ye accidentally glanced to the side and saw Dongfang Qingyue who seemed to be very happy next to her, with a snickering look on her lips like a little fox stealing a chicken. She couldn't help but be confused in her heart and didn't understand why she was so happy.

But this can be considered a good thing. Ning Yeke still remembers Dongfang Qingyue's very stiff and inconsistent smile when she saw her for the first time.

Unexpectedly, just a few dozen days later, she would be able to smile as knowingly as she does now.

Well, it seems that as a life mentor, I really deserve a lot of credit!

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In English class.

English teacher: "Student Dongfang Qingyue, please read the next text aloud!"

"..."

Dongfang Qingyue stood up and looked at the piles of letters that were completely incomprehensible. She felt that her eyes were almost blurred. She stopped reciting and fell into silence.

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In physics class.

Physics teacher: "Student Dongfang Qingyue, please answer the mechanical formula used to solve this problem!"

Dongfang Qingyue: "???"

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In chemistry class.

Chemistry teacher: "Next, let me ask Dongfang Qingyue to explain the product of the reaction between iron oxide and dilute sulfuric acid!"

Dongfang Qingyue: "????"

…

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The morning's class was about to end, and Dongfang Qingyue's scumbag attributes were completely exposed. He didn't know anything about it and looked completely confused.

Her inner reaction at this time was as follows——

What is this? Hey, what the hell is this? Ah, what on earth is the teacher above saying? The meaning of each word can be understood separately, but when put together, it is completely incomprehensible?

It turns out that school is such a profound and scary place!

Ning Ye on the side was also very helpless. What could he do? He was also very desperate!

It's not that the teachers of various subjects are targeting Dongfang Qingyue, but after all, a new transfer student suddenly came to the class. Not only does the name have such a special name, but also the appearance is so beautiful. Of course, she must be named to show off.

emmmmm……

And this is how it ended. No matter what question he asked, the new transfer student looked blank, as if he had never heard these knowledge points at all, and chose to remain silent.

"Qingyue, I think you should go back. This place may not be suitable for you."

When she was let go by the chemistry teacher and sat back on the chair, Ning Ye suggested unbearably from the side.

After all, as the sword-wielding elder of the Dao Alliance, she was usually very prosperous, but now she suffered such a humiliating experience because of herself, which really made Ning Ye unbearable.

Dongfang Qingyue, who looked a little depressed, shook her head: "It's okay, I can still persist. As a disciple, I should work hard to fulfill the master's instructions and be responsible for Ning Ye's safety in the school!"

Unable to answer the question, I stood awkwardly in front of my seat, being stared at and pointed at by everyone.

The experience of the previous few classes was like a nightmare to her. The weird questions asked by the teachers really made her not know how to deal with herself.

However, she is a strong person and will not be easily defeated by these hardships. No matter how difficult the road ahead is, she will work hard to complete the tasks assigned by her master.

Well, persistence is victory!

"I think it's better to forget it. Maybe your master sword master is overthinking it. Qingyue, look at my current situation, does it look like I'm in danger?"

In Ning Ye's view, he is now an immortal cultivator. Although he has not yet reached the realm of foundation building, he is already very powerful with the strength of his physical body. Even if he encounters any danger, he can handle it by himself. There is no need for Dongfang Qingyue to protect her personally.

"There is evil spirit!"

Suddenly, Dongfang Qingyue seemed to have noticed something, and spoke seriously.

"Hey, wait, you can't jump here!"

Seeing Dongfang Qingyue speaking, she was about to stand up and jump out of the third floor window next to her to slay demons. Ning Ye quickly grabbed her.

If she were really asked to jump directly from the third-floor window, the teachers and classmates in the class would probably be scared to death. Maybe they thought she would commit suicide by jumping out of shame because she couldn't answer the questions.

However, since it is said that there is evil spirit, it cannot be ignored. If it causes any casualties, it will be very bad.

"teacher!"

Ning Ye suddenly raised her hand and reported to the chemistry teacher.

The chemistry teacher noticed his behavior, put down the book in his hand and asked, "Ning Ye, what can I do for you?"

"It's like this. I suddenly felt a little uncomfortable, so I wanted to ask Qingyue-san to accompany me to the infirmary to rest."

There was no other way. The situation was urgent, so Ning Ye had no choice but to turn on the nonsense mode again.

"Yes, yes..."

The chemistry teacher adjusted the reading glasses on the bridge of his nose. As a teacher, he naturally knew that Ning Ye had been sick and had to miss school for a period of time. Therefore, he would not ruthlessly refuse Ning Ye's reasonable request. After all, The body is the capital of revolution.

However, the chemistry teacher was a little puzzled as to why Dongfang Qingyue was required to accompany him when he went to the infirmary to rest?

"...Why don't the teacher find a male classmate to help you go?"

The chemistry teacher suggested that they were afraid that the man and the woman would do something strange in the infirmary, which would be reported on the news and affect the reputation of the school.

Well, there was such a scandal in the school a few years ago. A couple went to the school infirmary after school and did some indecent things. As a result, they were secretly photographed and posted on the Internet, which caused a lot of public opinion. .

Ning Ye immediately refused and said, "No need for teacher, just ask Qingyue to accompany me, because I will feel safe when she is by my side." And when I felt unwell in the past, she used her self-taught massage techniques to help me! "

At this time, there was no need to worry about being shameless. After all, human life was at stake, and it would be bad if the monster caused any trouble.

Hearing such a reason that could not be refused, the chemistry teacher was speechless and nodded: "Uh... Okay, then you go ahead."

Ning Ye, who pretended to be suffering from illness, quietly pulled Dongfang Qingyue's clothes under the table, signaling her to cooperate with him and help him out.

So, under the attention of the whole class, the two successfully left the classroom in this way.

As for what those people who stayed in the classroom were thinking, it was no longer within Ning Ye's consideration. It is estimated that some people with unhealthy thoughts were already making up a short video of the avi in ​​the medical room!