The Young Me, Three Words Shocked The Whole Network

However.

To the astonishment of the audience.

The big fool who heard this.

Not only was he not angry, but he really apologized obediently.

"Uncle, Uncle, I'm sorry, I was wrong, I will dare next time, oh no, I will not dare next time."

"Your lord has a lot, treat me like a fart, let me go."

Want to have a next time?

Uncle Zhao stared at it with black lines all over his forehead.

He groaned, not familiar with it.

Su Chen and Uncle Xu are used to this.

Shaking his head and laughing, there was no big reaction.

But this scene is different in the eyes of the audience.

One after another, barrages and rewards surged in the live broadcast room one after another.

"Sure enough! This bird is not a good bird at first glance! It didn't say a few serious words, but it said a lot of horse fleas."

"It's so funny, it's the first time I heard from a bird's mouth that it passed itself off as a fart, it's a bit revealing to be true!!"

"One thing to say, this parrot is indeed quite smart, God Su, why don't you think about it and send it to school?"

"Dasha, Er Gouzi? Hey!!! I seem to have found something amazing!!"

"Whether it's Dasha or Er Gouzi, I feel that they are quite human. If we let them stay together, will there be some unknown reactions?"

"Upstairs, after what you said, I am inexplicably looking forward to getting up at 17."

Didn't notice the barrage in the live broadcast room.

Su Chen and Uncle Xu took their seats respectively.

Picking up the drinks and snacks on the table, they ate one after another.

"Boy Chen, I heard that you have changed to a new school."

"How was that school? Nobody bullied you, did they?"

"If someone bullies you, remember to tell the uncle, let me avenge you!"

Uncle Zhao took a sip of wine.

Opened with a smile.

"Come on, it's just the skill of your three-legged cat."

"I guess if someone punches you, they will kneel on the ground and pinch you, please don't die!"

"Besides, do you think Xiao Chen is a vegetarian?"

"He has always been the only one who bullies others, who else dares to bully him?"

Uncle Xu curled his lips in disdain.

He didn't save any face on his lips.

Speaking of the latter, he did not forget to give Su Chen a meaningful look.

Obviously.

In his opinion.

By the opponent's means.

If someone dared to bully him.

Definitely someone else's nightmare!!

follow.

Before Su Chen could speak, he chuckled lightly, his old face wrinkled in a rather wretched way.

"By the way, is there any good-looking female teacher in your school?"

"Your master, I have recently developed a fortune-telling method by touching bones."

"Judging from the feedback from Aunt Li who is doing the square dance next door, the effect should be quite good."

"How? Do you want to learn?"

"When you have learned it, you can practice with your female teacher."

Su Chen's face darkened.

The corners of his mouth twitched slightly, completely speechless.

have to say.

On wretchedness, we still have to look at Uncle Xu!

That tone, that expression.

All he had to do was engrave the three big characters "Old Hooligan" on his forehead.

The audience who listened directly were taken aback.

"Boy Chen, don't listen to this old magic stick fooling you."

"You don't know, Aunt Li, who is dancing in the square next door, weighs twice as much as him."

"With his big and thick appearance, mentioning him is like mentioning a little chicken."

"Maybe who touched the bone for whom!"

Uncle Zhao hurriedly exited to dismantle the stage.

As he spoke, he seemed to think of something, and shivered subconsciously all over his body.

With cold sweat dripping from his forehead, he continued.

"If that's the case, that's all."

"Do you know how ugly that Aunt Li is?"

"Not to mention the rough voice, but also the unshaven beard."

"If you don't say she is an aunt, I almost thought she was a big boss!!"

???

Su Chen and the audience slowly raised a question mark at the same time.

Seeking proof seems to look over.

However.

Not only was Uncle Xu not embarrassed, but he gave him a sideways look with contempt.

Tilting his head, he hummed in a somewhat disdainful tone.

"What do you know?!"

"If you want to be a lover, the most important thing is to kill the ugly!!"

"You're just jealous that I'm more attractive than you!"

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What the hell??

Ugly photoshoot?

Su Chen was startled.

Subconsciously glanced at Uncle Xu.

The whole person is a little silly!

He didn't expect that the other party would still like this mouthful.

How can this special code be used?!

Just thinking about it makes my scalp tingle!!

Not only him, but even the audience in the live broadcast room were shocked when they heard this.

Countless barrages covered the entire screen like a storm.

"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! I'm so stupid! Do you want to be so scary?!"

"Pfft ha ha ha, what a god, you are so ugly! It's useless to learn."

"I understand this. As the saying goes, when you close your eyes and straighten your waist, you are Zhao Xiaoying whoever you do!"

"Good guy, I'm just a good guy to serve you! Your uncle is still your uncle after all!!"

"Could it be that Aunt Li is the legendary interesting soul weighing more than two hundred catties? This...can this uncle bear it?"

"Sure enough, I'm still too young! I'll bet on a pack of spicy sticks, this old man will definitely be a wolf when he was young!!"

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Just when the scene fell into silence.

Dasha flapped his wings and jumped onto Su Chen's shoulder.

He shouted again and again.

"It's terrible! It's terrible! I'm scared to death!"

Uncle Xu rolled his eyes angrily, and waved away dissatisfied.

"Go, go, why is there a broken bird like you everywhere!"

"You know a hammer!"

As soon as these words came out, Yin Su was immediately unhappy.

You can say that I am not human, but you cannot underestimate me!!

He jumped onto Su Chen's other shoulder in twos and shouted in a tone full of disdain.

"You dirty old man, do you think everyone is like you?"

"It's not rare for you to understand your special taste!"

As he spoke, he rubbed his head against Su Chen's neck again, and said flatteringly.

"Boss, why don't we demonstrate to this bad old man?"

"After you left, I can study hard, and I can be a wingman now."

"It's time for this bad old man to see what it means to have a painting style superior to him!"

Su Chen was taken aback when he heard this.

Then he looked at it with a look of surprise.

Even if he knew that this big fool was extraordinary, he was much smarter than ordinary parrots.

But the word "painting style is superior to him" popped out of its mouth, isn't it a bit too inconsistent?

When did a parrot hang like this?

I'm afraid it's not perfect?!!

With the same idea as him, there are also a group of viewers in the live broadcast room.

them at the moment.

After hearing Dasha's words, the whole person went numb.

With his mouth open, he was stunned.

Even the barrage was interrupted for a moment.

But soon, barrages frantically brushed across the screen even more violently.

"Damn it! I'm not dreaming, am I? A parrot actually knows what a wingman is? I'm numb!!"

"God, what style of painting is better than him, God Su, don't delay him, send him to school!!"

"Such a smart parrot, call him Dasha?? Am I misunderstanding the word Dasha?"

"My 670 days, this bird must not really become a spirit? It feels smarter than me..."

"Be more confident upstairs, get rid of the feeling, it is smarter than you!!"

"I beg God Su to give me a link, I also want such a smart, nice-sounding parrot that can also be a wingman!!"

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See this scene.

Uncle Xu and Uncle Zhao couldn't help being a little dumbfounded.

They looked at each other in dismay, their faces full of confusion.

Even if they have seen Dasha's cleverness before.

Still terrified by the words.

I was stunned for a moment.

Uncle Zhao was the first to come back to his senses, and looked at Dasha with puzzled eyes.

"No, why are you so stupid when you're with us?"

"Don't say such things, even the number of times you speak is not so frequent."

As soon as this word came out.

Uncle Xu and the audience were taken aback.

Including Su Chen, everyone looked at Dasha curiously.

"You still have the nerve to say?!"

"You three bad old men, let me imitate you like a mentally handicapped person every day, who has time to talk to you!"

"Have you ever seen someone play with a fool?"

"If it's not for the sake of the boss, I really don't like shit-shoveling officers like you, sir!"

"I'm the King of Parrots, the prettiest cub in the flock, and you still want to tease me like an idiot?"

Dasha turned his little head.

His tone was full of disdain.

While bragging, I forgot to flatter Su Chen.

It looked so funny that it made people dumbfounded. .