The Young Me, Three Words Shocked The Whole Network
093-Aren't You Crazy? It's A Big Problem! (Please Customize, Please Ask For Flowers)
"I came first, I came first!"
"Fart! Obviously my old lady is the first!"
"Why are you so rude!"
"It's none of your business, because my mother has no quality, so why not?!"
"Can you respect the old and love the young? It's not moral at all!!"
Seeing the crowd getting more and more violent, Su Chen's forehead was full of black lines.
If this is not stopped, won't we have to fight on the spot?
The little face sank slightly, and he quickly opened his mouth to drink.
"Shut up! Stop arguing!"
See him angry.
Everyone's momentum weakened one after another, and they stopped talking.
"Come one by one, according to the lottery!"
Su Chen snorted softly, and handed over the lottery holder in front of him.
Soon, everyone was done smoking.
According to the lottery drawn, honestly form a team.
"The first one."
Scanned the team around.
Su Chen nodded in satisfaction.
The words fell silent.
A young man in the first place took a step forward with a look of eagerness.
Judging from his appearance, he is not very old, he should only be around twenty-four or five years old.
As soon as he sat down, he sullenly vomited bitterness.
"Hello, Mr. My surname is Cai. Recently, I've been reciting words all the time. I want to ask if I've collided with something?"
"To put it bluntly, I feel like I can hit my heels if I fart now, it's really moldy!"
Su Chen's face darkened, and he quickly interrupted him to continue speaking.
"It's better not to show it in public, I'm afraid they will all come to beat you later."
As he spoke, he did not forget to point his mouth 120 behind him.
Mr. Cai was shocked all over.
Subconsciously turned his head and looked over.
really!
Everyone stared at him closely.
The coldness and threat in it are not hidden in the slightest.
Subconsciously shrank his neck.
Mr. Cai made a haha.
"What, I'm joking, please don't take it seriously!"
When everyone heard this, their complexions improved a bit.
"Okay, since you are joking, what do you want to ask? Hurry up, there is still such a long line behind!"
Su Chen rolled his eyes at him angrily, and got straight to the point.
"That... hehe... I want to ask about my marriage.
Mr. Cai smiled a little embarrassedly.
That contrived appearance makes people sick to look at!
Almost threw up on the spot!
Even Su Chen, who has extraordinary endurance.
At this moment, he couldn't help frowning frequently.
Almost caught by thunder, the outside is scorched and the inside is tender.
A big old man, who is so shy as a little daughter.
Do you want to have such hot eyes?!!
Suppressing the tumbling in my stomach.
Su Chen straightened his face.
Pretending to look at him carefully, his mouth kept making tsk tsk sounds.
Mr. Cai, who was listening directly, trembled all over, and felt a chill in his heart.
Stretching his head cautiously, he asked in a low voice.
"What's the matter? Did something happen to my sweetheart?"
"no!"
Su Chen shook his head resolutely, whetting his appetite.
Seeing the other party's face getting more and more anxious, he said with regret.
(bhfd) "From the look of your face, you probably won't live long enough to get married.
"What?!"
Mr. Cai exclaimed, his face turned pale with shock.
Can't live to get married?
Doesn’t this special code mean that I don’t have long to live?!!
Thinking of this, I was taken aback, and felt a little bad all over.
"Damn it! The opening game is Wang Zang? Do you want to be so exaggerated?!"
"No! Isn't this sand sculpture fortune-telling? Why do you take it seriously?!"
"You don't understand this. There is great wisdom in this sand sculpture! Believe it or not, don't believe it or not! Well, I can't make it up...
"Poor Diwa, while there is still time, let's get something delicious and delicious, lest there is no place to cry when it happens!"
"Why do you talk more and more mysterious! Do you believe God Su's words?! If you really want to believe it, I think you should buy the coffin first. One counts as one, and you have to burp!"
"However, what does this have to do with me being single? Woohoo...Let me cry for a while."
In the live broadcast room.
Hearing this statement, the audience was shocked instantly.
for a while.
The dense barrage directly occupied the entire screen.
[Mood fluctuations detected, mood value +599]
[Mood fluctuation detected, value +599]
[Mood fluctuations detected, mood value +599]
[Mood fluctuations detected, mood value +599]
【detected】
It's not just them.
Even the people queuing around.
At this moment, they were also pointing and discussing in low voices.
But without exception.
Looking at Mr. Cai's eyes, there is a trace of pity and sympathy.
Mr. Cai, who was a little scared at first, saw this.
Immediately panicked!
The whole person was so anxious that they were about to cry.
With an old face in mourning, he looked at Su Chen pitifully.
"Sir, what should I do now?!"
"Is there any way to help me out of this predicament?"
"I'm still young, I don't want to die young!!"
"As the saying goes, there are three kinds of unfilial piety, and having no descendants is the greatest. I can't let my Cai family lose their incense in my generation!"
"I also ask Mr. Xiao to give me some pointers, Cai is very grateful!!"
While speaking, the whole person quickly stood up from the chair.
He bent down respectfully and gave a salute.
"What are you doing?"
"I didn't say you died young, why should you react so much?"
Su Chen complained speechlessly.
"Um...the little gentleman just said that I won't live to get married..."
Hearing that he would not die young, Mr. Cai was overjoyed.
Followed by another burst of bewilderment.
Since I won't die early, why can't I live to get married?
"literal meaning."
Su Chen blurted out without thinking.
Then he gave him a meaningful look and sighed.
"Judging from your appearance, I'm afraid you are destined to have no hope of getting married in this life!
"As for your fear of an untimely death, you can rest easy.
"If it's not what I expected, you should live a long life."
(0-0)???
Mr. Cai was stupid.
The surrounding people were dumbfounded.
The audience was stunned!
Su Chen's words began to circulate endlessly in his mind.
You should live a long life...
Very long life.....
89...
soon.
Mr. Cai reacted.
His whole face instantly turned green.
If you are a bachelor, what do you want to live longer?!!
I'm so freaked out!!!
Take his reaction into your eyes.
The audience in the live broadcast room suddenly turned forward and backward laughing one by one, pigs and geese screamed one after another.
The whole farm party!
"Pfft, hahaha! My God has such a long life!! God Su, do you want to make this turn a little bigger?!"
"This wave of damage is a bit high, and there are also critical strikes, the kind of 999999 Japanese knives! Hahaha..."
"It turns out that such a person can't live to get married. I have to say that Su Shen is definitely the number one in terms of making people mentality! It's really too special and scary!!"
"I knelt down on the spot! Hahaha, Su Shen Niubi!! It's crazy enough! I like it!"
"The math class representative, please come and ask for the shadow area in this guy's heart!"
"Mr. Cai: Don't panic, it's not a big problem, you're going crazy, it's a big problem!! (The macho man sheds tears jpg)"
[Mood fluctuations detected, mood value +599]
[Mood fluctuations detected, mood value +599]
[Mood fluctuations detected, mood value +599]
[Mood fluctuations detected, mood value +599]
【detected......】
"Take it away!"
"Next person!"
Seeing that Mr. Cai's face turned blue and white, his whole body was almost overwhelmed.
Su Chen waved his hand and said in a deep voice.
The voice just fell.
A middle-aged uncle in his forties who was in the back row of Mr. Cai sat down.
"What do you want to ask?" Su Chen glanced at him lightly.
"Hi, Mr. Xiao, I'm also here to ask about marriage."
The middle-aged uncle replied, then organized his language, and continued.
"I just don't get it."
"You said that I am such a good man who does not steal or rob, does not smoke, does not drink, does not take drugs, does not play games, does not play cards, does not go to bars, and does not go to nightclubs."
"Why don't women see me?"
"Am I also doomed not to live to get married?"
Speaking of which.
The middle-aged uncle's tone became a little choked up.
Thirty years!
Five Girls who have been together for more than thirty years!
Not to mention calluses, the sparks are almost worn out!
Baby is heartbroken!!
"Ah..... There is one thing to say, I usually seldom admire others."
"But today I'm making an exception."
"You are the first one to be so fresh and refined."
"As long as you eat a peanut, you dare not say such a thing!"
"I blindly guessed that you must have been reincarnated in red underpants in your previous life, you're so fucking good at pretending!!"
puff!!!
Everyone laughed instantly!
One word, horse fleas!
Two words, real horse fleas!
Five words, you are a real horse flea!!
Originally, after hearing what the uncle said, they still felt a little sympathetic to him.
Now it seems that the clown is actually me!!
Simply ruthless!!!.
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