The Young Me, Three Words Shocked The Whole Network
091-I'll Sit At The Child's Table! (Please Customize, Please Ask For Flowers)
Stupid!
Ten faces are dumbfounded!
Crazy in capital letters!
Whether it's the people present or the audience in the live broadcast room.
They all recovered from the shock.
His face was full of stupefaction.
"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! I'm so stupid! I said, why does it feel a little bit wrong! Feelings are waiting for me here!"
"God, why don't you get up at 16,000! Do it for a long time, that's it? That's it?"
"I'm fine with this special size! Just one punch can make him kneel on the ground, pinch me, and beg me not to die!!"
"6666! Grandpa, Oscar owes you a golden man for your acting skills!!"
"The Internet is really a good thing. You are in Tiandu, and I am in Jindu. It makes me laugh so far away!! Hahaha
In the live broadcast room.
The audience who came back to their senses, the reaction was an exaggeration.
Countless barrages covered the entire screen almost instantly.
[Mood fluctuation detected, value +5991
[Mood fluctuations detected, mood value +599]
[Mood fluctuations detected, mood value +599]
[Mood fluctuations detected, mood value +599]
【detected......】
He stared blankly at Uncle Zhao who was lying on the ground and howling angrily.
Xiao Wang's face was full of bewilderment.
Who am I? Where am I? What am I going to do?
The only thing that made him feel a little rejoiced was that.
Fortunately, because of the sound just now, even if he didn't hold back his fist, he withdrew 80 to 90% of his strength.
if not.
It took twenty minutes to punch this punch, I am afraid that Uncle Zhao, an old bone, can't bear it.
Haven't had time to rejoice.
He noticed the sympathetic gazes from the elders around him.
Think of all kinds of blackmail scenes in recent years.
Xiao Wang had a sullen face and raised his head, as if mourning his concubine.
I regret it even more.
The whole person almost cried out.
at this time.
Su Chen's voice sounded.
"Okay, Uncle Zhao, stop pretending, why are you playing tricks on people again?!"
"Huh? Boy Chen, you're here."
Hearing the sound, Uncle Zhao stopped crying immediately.
Then he grinned and got up from the ground like a normal person.
He patted the dust off his body, and explained with a righteous face.
"What is teasing? I'm teaching him the principles of life, okay?"
"Otherwise, seeing how stupid he is, you might be tricked into what he will be like in the future!"
Xiao Wang:
…
are you polite
Say it to my face.
I don't want to face wow!!
so angry!
Feel offended!!
"Yeah, that's really good, I almost believed it."
"It's a bunch of old bones, and there are all kinds of waves. If the car overturns, I will sit at the child's table."
Su Chen said angrily.
Good guy.
Usually teasing people is verbal or some horse flea manipulation or something.
It's better now, go directly to the real person, can you resist it?
If it wasn't for calling this wave myself.
Maybe you have to contact 'Burn it'!
Uncle Zhao's old face darkened.
Blowing his beard and staring at him, he was speechless for a while.
God, sit at the child's table!
Is my old Zhao so unreliable?
Secretly slandered a few words.
Zhangkou was about to speak again.
But Su Chen was the first to speak to Xiao Wang.
"Uncle Zhao usually likes to tease people. He was joking with you just now. Don't take it to heart."
Hearing this, Xiao Wang subconsciously glanced at Uncle Zhao.
Thinking of the situation just now, I am still in a cold sweat.
Nodding his head, he said cautiously, "That... can I go now?"
"Of course." Su Chen replied without thinking.
In this regard, Uncle Zhao did not make a sound to stop it.
Xiao Wang immediately seemed to be pardoned, and he didn't want to stay for a second, and left as if fleeing.
That way, I'm afraid I'll be left behind later.
There is no excitement to watch.
The uncles around continued to practice Tai Chi in twos and threes.
As for Su Chen, he handed the bag in his hand to Uncle Zhao.
"Go to the old place first, I'll call Uncle Xu over."
Take the bag.
Uncle Zhao nodded in response, and pointed in the direction opposite the square.
"Okay, that old man Xu is setting up a stall over there, you can just go there."
Su Chen nodded.
As early as when he came in, he had already discovered the other party's location.
It's just that he came here after seeing that Uncle Zhao was planning to play tricks again.
Ended the conversation.
Su Chen raised his foot and walked in the direction of Uncle Xu.
While walking, he did not forget to introduce to the audience in the live broadcast room.
"That was Uncle Zhao just now. He usually likes to tease people, just like an old urchin. He has no evil intentions."
"My acquaintance with him was also completely accidental."
"I remember that it was winter, and I was on the way to buy vegetables, and I saw an old man fall down from a distance."
"I hurried over to give him a hand, but my foot slipped and kicked the old man farther...further..."
"Then, we got to know each other in such a muddle."
Speaking of this.
Su Chen couldn't help but think of the scene at that time.
The corner of the mouth couldn't help but curl up.
Hear the story.
The audience was taken aback for a moment, then laughed together.
"My god, my feet slipped, you are such a flea!! Hahahaha..."
"And then did you pay 16,000 on the spot?"
"Grandpa: Damn! Here comes the nobleman!! Hurry up to the 4S store to have a look!"
"What a shame! At first I thought I really met a hermit expert, but I was blinded by this fairy-tale appearance."
"Compared to this, I'm more curious about how did you get to play with these old men, God Su?"
"Add one upstairs, is it possible that geniuses are so different?"
Get a panoramic view of the barrage in the live broadcast room.
Su Chen gave them an angry look.
Then continue to introduce.
"Uncle Zhang in the security booth is simple, he is only interested in tobacco, wine, food, and aunt."
"Don't look at his age, the thief six who dances in the square dance is the most favorite cub of the square dance aunts in this area!"
"But he is on duty today, so I can only introduce him to you next time."
"As for the uncle Xu I'm going to find now, uh... how should I put it, I can only say it in one word, anyway, you will know later."
"The three of them are all lonely elderly people in the nursing home next door. They have no children, or their children have passed away.
"So every once in a while I find time to come and see them."
"If you want to talk about how you met, it's mainly because the place where I first lived was not far from here.
"Then they are handsome and nice to speak, and after going back and forth, they become familiar with them.
Hear this.
The audience was shocked.
The unanimous praise was posted on the barrage.
Regarding this, Su Chen just smiled lightly and didn't care about it.
While chatting and laughing, we have already arrived not far from Uncle Xu's booth.
To the surprise of the audience.
In front of the fortune-telling booth that Uncle Xu set up, many people surrounded him.
Looks like business is going well.
However.
Haven't waited for them to tout a wave.
The sound of Uncle Xu's conversation with the crowd reached everyone's ears.
Passerby A: "Master, I recently joined a new factory, what do you think I should do to make the people in the dormitory afraid of me?"
Uncle Xu: "It's not easy? Just hang yourself at the door of the dormitory!"
"Next 087!"
"Master, do newborn babies have a smell?"
"I don't know, I haven't eaten it! Take it away, the next one!"
"Master, what can I do to get rid of the lack of self-confidence in my bones?"
"Eviscerate!!"
"Master, when I wake up in the morning, I always feel pain in my back, why is it broken?"
"Then get up at noon!"
The language is simple and rude.
Although I haven't seen Uncle Xu's true face yet.
But the audience has been stunned by this wave of God's reply.
The overwhelming barrage directly covered the entire live broadcast room.
"Fuck! Hanged at the door of the dormitory? I'm numb! There are still such fleas?!!"
"I'll bet on a pack of spicy sticks, this uncle is definitely Su Shen's master! Just hearing his voice, I can feel a strong horse flea!!"
"God has never eaten it! This answer is absolutely perfect! It is almost the same as the tomb of the dynasty of God Su!"
"This special-size is definitely a funny comparison invited by monkeys!! Hahaha, I laughed so hard, what an eviscerate! It's like a wonderful frog seed eating crispy horns and entering Mickey Mouse wonderful room, to
!"
"Are you serious about getting up at noon? I'm speechless!!"
"This special code is full of knowledge points, you can't learn it!"
[Mood fluctuations detected, mood value +999]
[Detected mood swings, value +999]
[Mood fluctuations detected, mood value +999]
[Mood fluctuations detected, mood value +999]
【detected.....】
Looking at the crowd, not only did they not get angry because of Uncle Xu's answer.
On the contrary, there is a trend of gathering more and more.
Su Chen couldn't help the corners of his mouth twitching.
Sure enough, ginger is still old and spicy!
As soon as the old man gets up, there really is nothing wrong with young people!.
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