The Young Me, Three Words Shocked The Whole Network
045-Everyone Has A Lumbar Disc, Why Is It So Prominent On You? (Ask For Flowers)
A good way to lose weight?
Su Chen was taken aback for a moment, and became thoughtful.
The audience in the live broadcast room reacted differently after hearing this question.
In the blink of an eye, the bullet chatting was all over the screen.
"Whose general is this? I thought that Crouching Dragon and Phoenix Cub were already invincible, but I never thought there would be such a strong general!!"
"Ask Su God how to lose weight? Brother, I'm afraid you have some serious illness? What's the difference between you and Qiandu asking about illness? Do you think you've lived too long?"
"Don't ask, if you ask, it means amputation below the eyebrows!!"
"Damn it, you're a ruthless person! Dare to come here and ask how to lose weight. Didn't Su Shen hear about it because of his fresh and strange brain circuits?"
"Ming people don't speak dark words. This is the first time I have seen such a stupefied young man. I look forward to God Su's answer."
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[Mood fluctuation detected, mood value +399]
[Mood fluctuation detected, mood value +399]
[Mood fluctuation detected, mood value +399]
[Mood fluctuation detected, mood value +399]
【detected......】
Come to yourself.
I noticed that Lao Liu was about to cry.
Su Chen glanced at the barrage in the live broadcast room, and rolled his eyes angrily.
He coughed lightly twice, and looked at him seriously.
"This question is actually very simple. You just need to apply for a fitness card."
⊙(?◇?)? ? ?
As soon as the words came out.
Whether it was Lian Mai's Lao Liu or the audience in the live broadcast room, they were all dumbfounded.
What is the solution?
Who doesn't know? ?
It seems that they know they are going to complain.
Su Chen didn't give them this chance, and continued.
"But this gym card is not just for a gym."
"The gym you choose depends on your salary."
"Be sure to find the kind of gym that is not much worse than your salary."
"Then you don't have to be afraid. You don't need to go to the gym to exercise. Judging by your tonnage, I'm afraid you are not the one who wants to lose weight by exercising."
"Get a fitness card, and you can go to work and live as usual."
Stupid!
Ten faces are dumbfounded!
Old Liu was stunned in place, his face full of confusion in capital letters.
What's the point of getting a fitness card if you don't exercise after getting a fitness card?
Mental fitness?
Can you lose weight by going to the gym in your dream?
Not only him, but the audience was also completely confused by this method.
Deliberately want to complain, but intuition tells them that this matter is not easy!
Forcibly suppressing the eagerness to move in my heart, I waited for the next sentence.
Seeing this, Su Chen didn't hide it, and explained bluntly.
"In this case, if you have no money to eat next month, you will lose weight naturally."
"That's why I want you to pick a gym that costs about the same as your salary."
puff! ! !
Everyone fell down!
What kind of fairy brain circuit is this special code? ?
Without 20 years of cerebral thrombosis, I would never have come up with such a great idea! !
Everyone has a lumbar disc, why is it so prominent on you?
Almost instantly.
The barrage in the live broadcast room was like snowflakes, filling the entire screen.
"My God, I will lose weight next month if I don't have money to eat. I almost believed it!!"
"I believe in you, you little brat, you're so bad!!"
"Isn't it nice to have this money to support the young lady who has fallen? Why do you want to do charity??"
"Brother, don't believe him! If you give me the money, you can lose weight next month without having money to eat!!"
"Oh God, look at this excellent reply!"
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[Mood fluctuation detected, mood value +399]
[Mood fluctuation detected, mood value +399]
[Mood fluctuation detected, mood value +399]
[Mood fluctuation detected, mood value +399]
【detected......】
Hearing such a weird answer, Lao Liu was dumbfounded.
Brother, I'm a fat man, not a fool, okay?
Why do you take me as a fool?
Taking two deep breaths, Lao Liu adjusted his mood, with a slumped face.
"Is there any other way?"
"Exercise is too tiring, liposuction is too expensive, and dieting is not good for your body."
"I just want to ask, is there any way to lose weight quickly, without getting tired, and without harming the body?"
Hearing this, Su Chen was stunned.
Big brother, although I was just talking nonsense.
But now it seems that your special code is obviously better than me! !
If there is such a method, all industries related to fitness and weight loss will be gone long ago!
Speechlessly slandered a few words.
A flash of inspiration flashed in Su Chen's mind, he slapped his head and smiled.
"Don't say it, there really is!"
"Really? What method?"
Old Liu's eyes lit up, and he asked excitedly.
Originally, he wanted to give up.
I didn't expect it to be able to brighten another village! !
On the contrary, the audience in the live broadcast room maintained a suspicious attitude.
"The method is very simple, dear, I suggest you go to the hospital to make an appointment for amputation."
Su Chen spoke nonsense in a serious manner.
(⊙▃⊙)! ! !
Almost the moment the voice fell.
The entire live broadcast room suddenly became silent.
Even the barrage on the screen went blank for a while.
After a few seconds.
The audience who reacted laughed like crazy.
"Pfft ha ha ha, are you serious with this serious tone of a certain treasure? I laughed so hard on the spot!"
"Are you trying to laugh me to death so that you can inherit my ant money?"
"I thought there was nothing wrong with God Su's answer. If he could meet all his requirements, it would be amputation, once and for all!"
"You are afraid that you are a devil, what good is it to you to laugh at me to death??"
"Listen, is what you're talking about human? Do you really treat me like a sand sculpture?"
"Although I am not human, you are a real dog!"
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[Mood fluctuation detected, mood value +499]
[Mood fluctuation detected, mood value +499]
[Mood fluctuation detected, mood value +499]
[Mood fluctuation detected, mood value +499]
【detected......】
He just stood there in a daze.
At this moment, Lao Liu's mind is full of Su Chen's answer just now.
It is recommended to go to the hospital to make an appointment for amputation...
Just go to the hospital and make an appointment for amputation...
Amputation is fine....
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