The Wicked Cultivation Game

Corpse talking?

What's the meaning?

Is there any danger in my actions?

If there is danger, why doesn't the parchment respond?

We have a contract!

Fang Yue continued to question, but the parchment did not respond.

Damn it, why does it feel like this parchment is a lot more arrogant when it enters the game.

Suppression! Must be suppressed!

Thinking of this, Fang Yue threatened: If you don't make it clear, I will tear you apart!

However the parchment didn't respond at all.

Even so, it was impossible for Fang Yue to tear the parchment, so Fang Yue had to repeat the same trick.

Don't cooperate? Okay, then I won't read your text! I won't read it for a month!

Almost at the moment Fang Yue finished speaking, a line of words suddenly appeared in his mind.

[The same trick is useless against the great and supreme Master Parchment, hee hee hee! 】

What? !

Fang Yue's eyes widened immediately.

What about you, how can you directly surface words in my heart?!

Then I still use my eyes to see what your parchment is doing!

This feeling of words emerging in my heart is very awkward and weird.

Just like in normal thoughts and thinking, a line of words suddenly appeared, abrupt and unnatural, extremely eye-catching, and without knowing why, I knew it all at once, it was words on parchment.

Parchment doesn't respond anymore.

But when Fang Yue calmed down and thought carefully for a while, she vaguely guessed the answer.

This may have something to do with the contract, the feeling of words popping out, which is very similar to the feeling of soul binding.

And before the contract was signed, the parchment didn't have this function, otherwise it wouldn't be able to threaten it in reality at that time.

Fang Yue was a little unhappy.

He seemed to have no choice but to hold the parchment for the time being, so he said depressedly.

Parchment, tell me why you can bypass the contract and not help me.

And what does the previous sentence [the corpse is talking] mean? Is it dangerous for me to watch the night, or is it dangerous for me to go to Lin Ling to provoke him?

For these two questions, I'll give you 2g of black embers. I don't have any for now. I'll give it to you next time I kill Weird. Is it on credit?

The parchment seemed to be considering whether to agree to credit, but after recollecting the long-lost taste, the words finally emerged.

[Stupid me, once again send out a pious and greedy request, the great and supreme Lord Parchment, with kindness in his heart, agrees to credit, but only this time! 】

【Stupid me was grateful for the response from the great parchment master, who gave me a gentle oracle—because this is a game! Mentally retarded idiot stupid protein dementia melon Ah Hou Ba Ga! 】

Fang Yue:! ! !

What the hell am I!

Fang Yueren was stunned, and it took him a while to react, and he couldn't help crying from his anger.

Made, fooled by the parchment!

Because too many bizarre things happened in reality, and the parchment entered the game from reality, Fang Yue subconsciously felt the crisis, and always felt that danger was everywhere.

But actually... I'm in the game now!

Remember the content of the contract.

Shameless fair contract: Fang Yue will do everything in his power to protect the safety of the parchment. For this reason, parchment will help Fang Yue through any danger!

Am I dangerous?

I'm playing a game, and I'm dangerous in the game.

But there is a fart danger in reality!

I died 10,000 times in the game, that is, I changed my body and re-opened the account to play again, where is the danger!

It can't be said that he was addicted to the game and forgot to eat and drink, and died outside. With system prompts and sister Yuan around, he wouldn't have ended up like this.

Even if no one reminded him, the parchment would come out to help when the real body was in danger, but at most it just told him to eat.

Damn it! Calculate here!

Moreover, the danger has no detailed rules and details, and it is completely judged by the parchment. Whether it is the danger I think or the danger that the parchment thinks is a completely different concept.

Fortunately, I can be sure that if there is a life-and-death crisis in reality, the parchment will definitely help.

As for the game, the only way to do it is to pay the price.

Knowing this, Fang Yue said depressedly, What about the other question? Which part of my previous actions was dangerous?

[The humble me got the oracle, and suddenly realized, I admired the great parchment lord, and asked the second stupid question piously. 】

[The great parchment master, with the great spirit of caring for the mentally handicapped, left me holy words and guided me the way. 】

[When I put away the parchment and went to Lin Ling to change shifts, I told him that I like Huawuye, and if I want to pursue Huawuye, I must marry her. 】

[The next day, in the early morning of the day, the weather was fine and the sun was shining brightly. As soon as I went out, I was killed by Lin Ling. 】

[My body was nailed to the stone lion in front of the house by a spear. 】

[The whole village invited a professional team to choose a good day and auspicious day for me and Chen Mu to have a grand burial together, with wine and banquets, beating of gongs and drums, congratulations. 】

Gan, I'm dead, why are you so happy!

But it turned out that he was killed because he told Lin Ling about Huawuye.

Lin Ling is so cruel, he can't tell it normally, but he is also an infatuated kind! Just kill me for a woman if you disagree!

The most frightening thing is that this guy knows how to trouble me during the day, but if he really wants to at night, I really don't have to blame him.

Fang Yue secretly took precautions, and at the same time made up the follow-up scene mentioned by the parchment.

Probably because after I took over, I told Lin Ling that I wanted to pursue Huawuye, and then Lin Ling pretended not to care, but then the more he thought about it, the more angry he got, and he would kill me when the day came...

its not right! This reason does not seem to make sense? Lin Ling doesn't seem like this kind of person...

Suddenly, Fang Yue's heart moved, and she thought of the theory of the inner ghost proposed by Mr. Han.

Could it be... Lin Ling is the ghost? ! I wanted to hide it all the time, but now because I want to take Huawuye away, I feel jealous in my heart, and I have no bottom line to show the cruel side of the inner ghost, so kill me?

This, this, this is a bit scary!

Fang Yue was guessing wildly, but the parchment still did not forget to add a sentence.

[September 3, 2050, night, sunny, I owe the great Mr. Parchment 2g of black embers, and I hereby issue an IOU. Signature - parchment, signed___]

Fang Yue: ...

My life and death are unpredictable here, do you care if I have to sign the IOU?

Why do I have to sign an IOU because Fang Yue has the information of prostitution for nothing! Do not sign!

As if sensing Fang Yue's thoughts, the parchment suddenly became angry.

[I didn't sign an IOU, my reputation was lost, and I was remembered by the great parchment master, I will bear my grudges, my grudges, my grudges, my grudges...]

The series of words resentment in the back is similar to the scene where AAAAA is frantically popping up when I accidentally touch the A key of the keyboard when writing a text file, and it keeps jumping.

The most frightening thing is that the parchment is full of vengeance, and I still don’t forget to erase the words in front of it, and continue to show vengeance from the beginning, as if this can express how excited it is now.

Fang Yue: ...