The Voice Of The Poisonous Pet: He Is So Good, The Owner Has Fallen
78 Car Hit? Don't Panic! Check Out Shen Xun's Cobra-Python Interaction Video And Be Amazed
Daji raised her head sharply!
Shen Xun pressed his hand immediately!
boom!
Covering Daji's mouth with his palm.
【Hmm! Human~ Why are you so rude? Whoop~ You are too much~! You you you you...huh!】
The proud Burmese python finally [hummed] at him.
This is what Shen Xun did not expect!
Could it be that my python has a tendency towards that?
But if you think about it carefully, this kind of personality has something to do with that aspect!
After Shen Xun suppressed Daji's abnormal behavior, Daji also curled up like a snake, shrinking her body into Shen Xun's arms, which became even tighter.
Shen Xun frowned slightly.
With this action, he maintained it for a long time, and he let go only after he was sure that Daji would no longer have any excessive behavior.
Can--
Thorn!
violently!
Daji raised her head, twisted her neck, bypassed Shen Xun's left hand, and rushed straight to the little stubble on Shen Xun's right hand.
boom!
As if it were a moving mountain, it directly smashed over!
When I stammered, I panicked.
"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Scary though, it's a cobra after all!
Counseling?
nonexistent!
It is not afraid to die!
【But absolutely not here, the master will get hurt!】
Almost at the moment when Daji raised her neck and charged forward, Xiaojieba straightened her front body and turned around quickly, thinking of crawling behind Shen Xun.
"Whoosh whoosh!"
Little stutter soon!
It quickly climbed to the ground along Shen Xun's back, and then moved away from Shen Xun.
From the sofa in the living room to the side of the kitchen, Little Stutter showed a full speed that had never been seen before.
Almost instantly!
Shen Xun realized that Xiao Jieba had slipped away from him, and when he reacted, he turned around to look for him, and Xiao Jieba was already a few meters away!
too fast!
"Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!"
Xiaojieba straightened his front body, stretched his neck bone, it had never stretched it so wide, and pointed in Daji's direction to warn and provoke.
It wants to draw Daji over!
"Sizzling! Sizzling..."
Daji is not a fuel-efficient lamp, so how can it show weakness?
It has only shown weakness to one human in its life, and that is Shen Xun!
Other than that, no one or anything!
Facing the provocation of the little stammer, Daji also turned her head instantly, swayed her body, and crawled down from Shen Xun's arms without any hesitation, and crawled over directly.
Its speed is unusually no longer sluggish, and it has a clear goal, which is aimed at the little stammer.
Shen Xun was taken aback.
"Could it be that you shot yourself in the foot with a rock?"
"Where is the problem? Where is it?"
Shen Xun also got up quickly, raising his hand to stop Daji, but Daji didn't see Shen Xun at all in his eyes, so he immediately bypassed Shen Xun and went straight to Xiao Jieba.
"Boom boom boom"
The snake's body touched the ground, making a burst of sound.
Compared with Daji, little stammer is really too small!
Daji is an adult, 4 meters long!
The body of the snake is as thick as a human calf!
The small stammer is an adult, only tens of centimeters!
The body of the snake is very thin, and the thickest part is no more than two fingers!
How can this be compared?
Totally crushing!
"Daji, aren't you bullying an honest child!"
Shen Xun was moved, and looked at Xiaoba.
The reason why the little stutterer avoided so far was because he didn't want to affect Shen Xun.
Even if you die yourself, you have to think about Shen Xun first!
Shen Xun's expression gradually became serious.
I can't stop Daji.
Shen Xun stretches his legs!
Seeing Daji rushing towards Xiaojieba, the distance between the two was only twenty centimeters!
Suddenly landed!
"boom!"
In an instant, Shen Xun bent down, grabbed the small stammer with one hand, and pressed Daji's head to the ground with the Japanese hand.
Strong intervention!
If Xiaojieba was an adult, if Daji was smaller, Shen Xun might let them play and fight, but not now!
There's no way he's going to lose his little stutter!
Feeling the increased strength in Shen Xun's palm, Daji twisted the snake's body, swayed from side to side, and her body changed from a straight line to an "S" shape!
Little Stutter still cared about his master, so he turned around and ran down.
It wants to keep a distance from Shen Xun.
But Shen Xun was not careless this time, he pinched his fingers, suppressed the stuttering head, and refused to leave.
Small stammer is easy to control!
What Shen Xun is most worried about right now is Daji.
He had already raised his heart to his throat, and planned to take advantage of this moment to send Little Stutter back to the breeding tank.
but
【Fruit, sure enough~ I still prefer strong power~ Human beings, can we have more strength?】
[I really didn't miss it~ giggling~ I just played such a show, it's worth it~ I have to admire myself]
Shen Xun: "!!||!"
Good guy!
Daji, you play me?
Shen Xun let go abruptly.
Daji: [Humans~ don't! I like you who are strong~! Can you continue to use your strength?]
Shen Xun had black lines all over his face.
Emotional stammer and he were both deceived by Daji!
But Shen Xun, who had calmed down, also realized that Daji didn't pay attention to the little stammer at all.
Even if its breath is like a sharp sword, can it shake its mountains? Not even with a sword spirit mother.
Like Shen Xun, will he go head-to-head with a bug?
Except for his own playfulness, otherwise the bug would not have been paid attention to at all.
"call……………"
Taking a deep breath, Shen Xun grabbed Daji's head and dragged it to the front of the sofa.
No way, Daji likes to be rude.
You are a sick sister~ Hey!
Look straight at it!
Although snakes mainly rely on snake letters and skin to capture odors, they have eyes and are highly myopic, not blind and unable to see anything.
Daji felt Shen Xun staring at her.
At the same time, Shen Xun also slowly moved Xiao Daji to its side.
"Troublesome?"
【Human beings~ What do you mean by this? Are you feeding me? Giggle...well, I am not joking anymore, I seem to understand what you mean】
With Daji's heartfelt voice, Shen Xun was completely relieved and reached out boldly.
But it seems that the little stutter has not turned around.
It stood up with its upper body, still making a posture of attacking, and making a threatening sound.
【Even if you feed me as food, go somewhere else! Go! Go somewhere else! Master... Farewell...】
ten centimeters!
five centimeters!
I can clearly feel that the warning "growling" voice from Xiaobai's mouth is not confident anymore.
Moreover, its stretched neck bone gradually becomes smaller, a bit like a balloon that is leaking.
In the face of absolute power, Xiao Jieba has no confidence at all, let alone it is ready to die.
In the palm of Shen Xun, the front half of Xiaoba's straightened body also leaned back a little.
Scared!
It's instinct!
Getting closer!
【Hoo hoo, hoo hoo...】
Small stammer shortness of breath.
at this moment.
"Short—!"
Seeing that the distance is getting closer.
Daji suddenly spit out the snake letter.
The fear coming to his face made Xiao stammer panic: 【Lord, master, farewell........】
one second!
two seconds!
Three seconds!
But after Daji's snake letter touched him, everything seemed to be quiet!
Little Stutter was so frightened that he threw his upper half back and fell into Shen Xun's arms, but his body didn't feel dragged, or even squeezed and swallowed.
It was still lying in Shen Xun's palm.
[Huh? I, I, I, I, I am okay? Ah! I didn’t die? Still, or... that moment just now was too fast, I didn’t feel any pain and passed away, woo woo, master, I’ll still die in the next life Choose you as the master...]
Suddenly, a warm finger poked his head.
Such a familiar touch!
This familiar force!
This familiar smell!
【Wow——! Master, you are dead too, did you come to accompany me?】
【No! I am still alive! I, I, I am still alive!】
There is a feeling of survival after a catastrophe!
【I was not eaten by the big guy! Woooooo! I'm still alive!】
The excited little stammer instantly straightened up, and leaned towards Shen Xun.
"So, so, so, so, so..."
It was shaking all over, its upper body leaned against Shen Xun's cheek, and rubbed hard!
Stick it!
Stick hard!
[Thank you master, thank you master for saving me
【Also, thank you, thank you guys for your kindness】
After posting with Shen Xun, Xiaojieba began to boldly stick out his head and stick out his tongue at Daji.
"So Suo~?"
【Yes, can you call her sister?】
"Troublesome?"
【I express kindness to it like this, it should be able to understand, right?】
Xiao stammered back his neck bone, and without making a sound of "huhu, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh!", and just spit snake letters at Daji.
How could Daji not understand?
But Daji just lazily responded with a hesitation, then twisted her head, rolled up her body and moved closer to Shen Xun.
It still enjoys Shen Xun's arms the most.
【Humans~! As you can see, I'm not interested in the little guy~ As long as the little guy has self-knowledge, I won't do anything to it~】
With Xiaoba so sensible, Shen Xun was naturally relieved.
After Daji twisted her snake body and leaned against Shen Xun, with her head hanging on Shen Xun's lap, Shen Xun also let go of her hand and put the little stammer on Daji's back.
"So Suo~?"
Xiao stuttered like walking on eggshells.
But Daji still doesn't take it seriously, as long as there is Shen Xun's touch, don't disturb its enjoyment, other things don't matter.
A pitch-black Bengal cobra stands on top of an ivory-white Burmese python.
This combination!
"Well, take a picture."
Shen Xun himself feels amazing!
But with his voice ability, Shen Xun did it!
"Crack!"
With an ivory white base, the pitch black Bengal cobra is the main character.
Such a photo was taken without any modification, so Shen Xun sent it to Li Tianhai and Fang Wenqi.
Not even three seconds!
"Ring ring ring"
Fang Wenqi's phone call came in.
"If I'm not mistaken, your cobra is on the body of the Burmese python?"
The contrast between white and black is great!
And these are two snakes with completely different personalities!
One is python!
One is a poisonous snake!
"C'mon! My god! Hiss!"
"Old Li, hurry him up and turn around! Come on! Drive faster! We're going to have a look! Come on!"
On the other end of the phone, Empress Jiang's throat was about to burst into smoke.
Li Tianhai yelled there: "Damn! I have already entered your community, and you let me turn around? What the hell! Where are you going?"
Fang Wenqi: "You stop first, look! Look!"
Silence for two seconds.
"Ahhhh! Fuck! Fuck, Fuck, Fuck! Let's go! Let him go!"
"Shen Xun, you are not a human being!"
"This kind of good thing, why didn't you say it earlier! Come on! You said it earlier!"
Shen Xun:
"Don't come, don't come, I will separate them when you come.
"Second Olympic!!!"
Although Shen Xun said so, after hanging up the phone, he still took a video of them and sent them over.
in the video.
Shen Xun rubbed Daji from the first perspective, while Xiao Jieba crawled on Daji's back, swung his head from side to side from time to time, jumped down from time to time, and stuck to Daji's back.
"C'mon! Fuck! This, this, this, this..."
Looking at this scene, Fang Wenqi and Li Tianhai didn't know how to describe it anymore.
Never seen it before!
There are no words in my head to express!
'..pull a tiger?"
"Obviously it's harder than pulling a tiger, okay?"
"Ci'ao! Kittens and tigers?!"
"There's something wrong with him! That one is a boa constrictor, and the other is a poisonous snake! Both are absolutely deadly!"
"Hiss... Shen Xun is not human at all!"
"Wait! Both of your hands are holding your phone, why is the car still moving? Damn it! Brake! Brake! It's about to hit a tree!"
boom!!!
The gate of the community.
The big tree, who was the same age as the community, encountered the biggest setback in his life today.
Now even if Fang Wenqi and Li Tianhai wanted to go, they couldn't go.
However, when they got out of the car, instead of calling the police or contacting the insurance company, they continued to watch the video with their mobile phones.
again!
twice!!
three times!!!
I got goosebumps again and again, and I kept saying "fuck, shit, shit" again and again.
The owners of the residential area passing by were all stunned: "Is it stupid?"
The security guard in the community was even more confused, and stepped forward to remind: "Two, two, can we stop playing with our mobile phones, call the police, and contact the insurance company?"
Fang Wenqi and Li Tianhai turned a deaf ear to this.
The security guard stared at the car with the sunken front bumper for a while before he became confused: "Fuck, this car, this car costs millions!"
"Two big brothers! Hurry up! Don't look at your phone!"
"Two? Two!"
The security guard went up to pick them up, and they came back to their senses.
"What's the matter?"
Both of them looked blank.
The security guard was speechless and pointed to the car next to him.
Fang Wenqi: "Damn it! Forgot about it!"
Li Tianhai also snapped back to his senses, hurriedly called the police and contacted the insurance company.
But after finishing these, the two continued to hold the mobile phone and continue to watch the video.
"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Envious! It's so cool! He actually got two impossible snakes together! Babababa!"
"I want another video, this is too explosive!"
They started sending messages to Shen Xun, asking for videos.
But Shen Xun never replied.
Li Tianhai raised his phone, took a picture of the car hitting a tree and sent it.
Shen Xun replied immediately: "Are you all right? Why did you hit a tree?"
Li Tianhai: "It's not because I watched your video."
Shen Xun: "Then (Wang is good) will not post."
"Puff! Don't, don't! Don't! I didn't watch your video, it was because the car accidentally tripped and hit me! Post the video!"
Shen Xun:
Under the soft and hard pausing of the two of them, Shen Xun sent a few more shots before he was willing to give up.
put down the phone.
Shen Xun also collapsed on the sofa.
“Still comfortable at home!”
But just after it stopped for a while, Dong Guimiao's phone call came in again.
"Brother! My school girl contacted me! She has been asking about you! She said her mother is your future partner?"
"At first, I really thought my spring was coming, and I was a little excited, but I didn't expect to inquire about you.
Shen Xun raised his eyebrows slightly: "What do you want to know about me?"
"She is using her mother's banner! She threatened: She will help her mother find out about your partner! But no one knows, this little girl is interested in you!"
"It was quite serious at first, but later I asked you what you like to eat, what you like to do, anyway, you asked me about everything, even what size clothes you wear, I...%¥##... ..I don't know!"
Shen Xun couldn't help but want to laugh.
But then he thought of Ren Nishang.
Send her a message: "Arrived.
It was to tell her that she got home safely.
Ren Nishang also quickly responded to the message: "Yes.
Simple one word.
Perfunctory account?
No, because she cautiously added a full stop.
She can't act too much!
And Ren Nishang's character has always been like this.
But at this time, Ren Nishang was wearing a close-fitting cheongsam, sitting on a chair, staring at the phone with beautiful eyes, resting his cheek with one hand, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but want to rise.
Ren Youning ran over mysteriously, hugged Ren Nishang's slender waist, and said coquettishly: "Mom! Good mother! Just let me be your assistant! I happen to be going to university there, and I can ask Shen Xun to help you at any time." Let's talk about something face to face!"
sin...
PS: Thank you [Underworld Emperor] [The Man Who Chases the Future] [Anonymous u] [Love J] [Secretary Memories] [ElishaLin] for your support! Kneel down and thank you all! The author continues to write! The fifth update is here today! More updates to follow!.
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