The villain in the book wrote a diary, and the heroine was completely ruined
Chapter 44 Go And Have A Look! Those Little Swallows Are Going Crazy! People Are Going Crazy Too!
Li Fei's face froze, and his pale face instantly turned red.
Even his hands couldn't cover his eyes.
And Zhao Kong watched Li Fei twisting and turning like a fish on the shore.
There was a puffing sound behind him.
Everyone was dumbfounded.
"No? Li Fei you?"
"Hey! Hey!!!"
Li Fei's body tensed again, and his eyes widened.
"Fuck?"
"Puff!!!"
"Hey hey hey?"
Zhao Kong:???
"Ruhua?"
Zhao Kong:??????
Li Fei's face suddenly showed a shy and obsessed look.
Zhao Kong's eyes widened.
However, the next second.
When he saw Li Fei's left eye began to look to the left.
The right eye began to hunt to the right.
The mouth also began to grin to the side.
Coupled with that wise look.
Zhao Kong was directly sprayed.
"Puff!!! Shit! Li Fei???"
"Hey hey hey? Zhizhun (Master)? What's wrong?"
"Li Fei???"
Zhao Kong's face changed drastically, and he subconsciously wanted to help him.
But before he could reach out his hand.
Zhao Kong's face suddenly tightened, and his skin suddenly tightened!
"Hey Shit?"
"Hey!"
"Hey!!!"
"Puff!!!"
Zhao Kong's eyes almost popped out.
This was too sudden.
There was no chance to react at all.
Especially, when he saw Li Fei suddenly appear in front of him.
Zhao Kong was shocked.
"No!!!"
Zhao Kong subconsciously looked down.
Most of Lei Wufeng's disciples stopped running.
They all started dancing happily in the rain.
Some were dancing wildly.
Some were kneeling on the ground playing with poop.
Others were pulling their fellow disciples to hit each other.
The most cruel ones were.
Those who ran and sprayed.
And those who kneeled on the ground and fired cannons.
The martial arts arena in front of the huge peak master's hall was a scene of fighting.
Zhao Kong was stunned.
But soon.
His head shook, and the feeling of dizziness followed.
His head began to be confused.
"Hey?"
"Where is this?"
"Oh, fuck!"
Zhao Kong's face changed, and his chest began to hurt.
He subconsciously wanted to cover his chest.
But the hand immediately twitched into a chicken claw, which made Zhao Kong dumbfounded.
However, he felt something behind him, and he wanted to go to the toilet quickly.
But as soon as he turned around, his calf began to cramp.
"Hey?"
"Hey!!!"
"Puff!!!"
"Fuck!!!"
Zhao Kong's face turned green.
He wanted to ask Li Fei to call for help quickly.
But he didn't notice that his eyes were bleeding.
"Hey? Li Fei? What's going on?"
"Why is there Li Fei?"
"Ugh!"
"Fuck, ugh!!!"
"Puff!!!"
"Hey! Hey!!!"
Zhao Kong didn't know whether to call for help or to hold his head.
He felt like dying immediately.
"Something's wrong!"
"Something's wrong with this bird shit!!!"
"Raise the peak protection formation quickly! Don't let the Jade Spirit Swallow poop!!!"
On a big tree far away from Leiwu Peak.
Lu Yun sat on the tree trunk and smoked.
Looking at the group of Jade Spirit Swallows dropping from the air over Leiwu Peak.
He felt very comfortable.
Zhou Rong and He Lu sat beside him with excitement, their big eyes full of spirit stones.
"Junior brother, how much can we earn this time?"
Lu Yun spit out the smoke and sneered.
"Second Senior Sister, how much do you want to earn?"
Zhou Rong's eyes lit up and she raised her hand.
"I want to earn 10,000 spiritual stones!"
"Tsk!"
Lu Yun was speechless.
"Second Senior Sister! Pattern! Where is the pattern I just mentioned!"
"Lei Wufeng, this tycoon, just gave you 10,000 spiritual stones?"
Zhou Rong was stunned and hesitated for a moment.
"Then... 20,000? 20,000 is not a small amount. Senior Sister has never seen 10,000 spiritual stones."
Lu Yun was even more speechless.
[Look at this unsophisticated look]
[How poor must Qingxiu Peak be?]
Ye Qingxian:???
[You haven't even seen 10,000 spiritual stones?]
[How can such a moron be a master?]
Ye Qingxian's face turned red.
[I'm really impressed. What kind of miserable life have these kids lived in these years?]
Ye Qingxian:………………
Lu Yun smacked her lips.
"Second Senior Sister, pattern! Pattern! Say it boldly!"
Zhou Rong hesitated for a moment. "Then...50,000?"
"Be bolder! Have a big vision! Second Senior Sister has a big vision!"
"Then...100,000?"
Lu Yun sucked his teeth.
"Three million! Let's at least make him three million this time!"
"Three million???"
Zhou Rong and He Lu were so shocked that they could hold an apple in their mouths.
"Oh my God? Junior Brother, are you kidding? Three million spirit stones???"
Lu Yun spit out the smoke and sneered calmly.
"He has three thousand disciples in Lei Wufeng, and one thousand spirit stones per person as a face-buying fee, isn't that too much?"
"We're doing such a big deal, so we must make a lot of money from him?"
"Otherwise, how can we justify Uncle Kuya taking Chu Xuan out to get benefits?"
"They're drinking soup outside, and we're eating meat at his house."
"No problem at all."
Zhou Rong and the others took a breath of cold air.
They all gave thumbs up.
"No problem!"
Lu Yun sneered and patted He Lu's head in fear.
"Second Senior Sister, you need to broaden your horizons and expand your horizons."
"Yeah, Junior Brother is right!"
Zhou Rong shook her head happily.
But seeing the Jade Spirit Swallow hovering over Leiwu Peak in the distance, she couldn't help but hesitate.
"Junior Brother, we should make money from Leiwu Peak.
"But what if this Jade Spirit Swallow goes crazy and runs to other places?"
"I'm afraid that our Qingxiu Peak will be the loser."
Lu Yun heard this and laughed.
"Don't worry, this Jade Spirit Swallow can't run away, it will only stay at Leiwu Peak.
"Why?"
This time, let alone Zhou Rong, even He Luzhe was sure.
Lu Yun pointed in the direction of Leiwu Peak with his chin.
"Watch it, the peak protection formation will be raised soon."
Sure enough.
As soon as Lu Yun finished speaking.
The green shield appeared.
And it was so good that it surrounded Jade Spirit Swallow.
Zhou Rong and He Lu saw this and their eyes widened immediately.
When he looked at Lu Yun, his eyes were full of admiration.
"Oh no, oh no!"
"Master, your Jade Spirit Swallow King took the tribe to Leiwu Peak to have diarrhea!"
"Puff!!!"
"What did you say???"
Nanjun Peak.
In the main hall of the peak master.
Fan Xu was drinking tea and watching Xuanyu Gong.
When he heard this, all the tea in his mouth spurted out.
He put down the teacup with his eyes wide open.
"My ears seem to be broken, can you say it again?"
Fan Chengda's disciple Tao Sheng said anxiously.
"Master! The disciples who just guarded the back mountain went to feed the Jade Spirit Swallow."
"They found that all the Jade Spirit Swallows were gone."
"They went out to search and found that the Jade Spirit Swallow King was taking the tribe to have diarrhea in the protective formation of Leiwu Peak."
"The group of Jade Spirit Swallows are all going crazy."
"Puff!!!"
Fan Shu almost spit out blood.
He quickly stood up and said.
"Nonsense! What is going on?"
Tao Sheng shook his head repeatedly.
"I don't know! Master, please go and take care of it!"
"There are so many sparse fish all over the mountains and Leiwu Peak is soaked!"
Fan Shu's face changed drastically, and he waved his hand and quickly brought Tao Sheng to the sky above Leiwu Peak.
But when he got there.
Looking at Yu Lingyan still airdropping in the air, Fan Shu's eyes almost popped out, and he felt so distressed.
"What's going on???"
This Yu Lingyan is the spiritual beast he has been raising since he was a child.
With good food and drink, they finally reached the Xuan level.
Every day, they were treated like treasures.
Otherwise, the Jade Spirit Swallow King would not have found a group of wild brothers to take care of them together.
But who knows.
Today, the Jade Spirit Swallow is pulling like crazy.
It's pulled into a line.
I saw the group of Jade Spirit Swallows hanging on the line, circling back and forth in the sky with red eyes.
From a distance, it looks like ramen noodles in a pot.
Who can stand this?
Tao Sheng heard this and shook his head repeatedly.
"Master, I don't know either. When the disciples below found the Jade Spirit Swallows, they were like this."
"Fuck!"
Tao Sheng saw the appearance of the disciples of Lei Wufeng on the martial arts field below.
He immediately burst into a swear word.
"Master, look! The disciples of Lei Wufeng are crazy! They are playing while spraying!"
Fan Cheng looked over subconsciously.
Some of the disciples of Lei Wufeng looked up and enjoyed the baptism.
Some laughed and played with poop.
Some of them were dancing like crazy, crying and jumping like they were possessed.
If it was just like that, it would be fine.
What shocked Fan Shu was that.
No matter how crazy these disciples were.
Without exception, they were all gushing.
They couldn't even cover their mouths.
That scene was unbearable to watch.
It echoed the ramen in the sky.
Fan Shu was anxious and whistled.
Unfortunately.
No one listened.
Even if Fan Shu blew bubbles on his lips.
Still no one listened.
Fan Shu was a little panicked.
"What's going on? What's going on???"
"Zhao Kong! Zhao Kong!!!"
Fan Shu didn't care about anything else. With the help of the peak master's token, he went directly through the peak protection formation and brought Tao Sheng to the peak master's hall.
Ku Ya went out.
All matters were handled by the eldest disciple Zhao Kong.
He naturally had to come to the peak master's hall to find him.
But just after he and Tao Sheng entered the formation.
That smell almost made them fall.
"Fuck! This smell is disgusting!!!"
Fan Shu didn't say anything. It was like entering a hell of sauce shit when he saw this scene up close.
Don't ask him why he chose to fly. There was really no place to put his feet.
Fan Shu frowned and glanced at the Jade Spirit Swallow in the sky.
With a wave of his hand, he quickly blew away the smell and all the filth in front of him.
However, as soon as the two flew to the door of the main hall.
Li Fei came out like a mermaid.
"Hey hey? Is this Uncle Fan Shu? Hahahaha!"
"???"
Fan Shu and the others were confused.
"Where's Zhao Kong?"
Li Fei turned his face to the side, blinked his left eye and smiled evilly.
"Big Brother went to find Big Sister."
"You're going to stop talking to us! Your Big Sister is fucking dead!"
Fan Shu's face turned green with anger, and he threw him away with one sleeve.
"Zhao Kong?"
Fan Shu shouted while walking towards the main hall with Tao Sheng.
Hearing the voice, Zhao Kong quickly ran over with his pants pulled up.
0…Please give me flowers…
This is because he has reached the Great Perfection of the Nascent Soul Stage, and he is also a Thunder Spirit Body.
He is naturally resistant to negative influences.
If it were someone else, it wouldn’t work at all.
“Master Fan Xu!”
Zhao Kong ran out with his hands covering his chest, and almost fell over because of Fan Xu’s fumes.
He covered his nose, frowned, and looked at Zhao Kong, who had just changed his clothes but couldn’t hide the smell.
But when he saw him turn his face sideways, he could look into his eyes.
The mouth was crooked to his ears.
And the slightly twisted nose.
Fan Xu and the other man spat out a mouthful of blood!
“Puff!!!”
“Zhao Kong! What the hell is going on???”
Zhao Kong was about to cry.
Gestured to the empty seat next to Fan Shu.
"Uncle Fan Xu, I don't know what's going on."
"I was practicing, and the disciples downstairs said that your group of Jade Spirit Swallows came to Leiwu Peak to have diarrhea."
"I went out to see, and it was not drowned."
Fan Xu's old face turned red, and he gritted his teeth.
"My Jade Spirit Swallow is gentle, and if there is nothing else, it has never left the back mountain of Nanjun Peak."
"And it has diarrhea like this, and it has confessed all of you. It is obvious that someone poisoned it!"
At this time, Fan Shu was stupid.
He knew that it must be related to the bird droppings of the Jade Spirit Swallow.
It must be that the Jade Spirit Swallow was poisoned, and the bird droppings infected the disciples of Leiwu Peak.
This led to the current situation.
But the problem is.
The Jade Spirit Swallow took good care of herself, and she didn't offend anyone.
Who would poison Yu Lingyan?
How could Yu Lingyan run to Leiwu Peak to have diarrhea?
Zhao Kong naturally understood this truth, but the question was still there.
He didn't know who did it either?
But he seemed to remember something, and his face changed.
"Master Fan Xu, are you okay?"
Fan Shu said with a livid face and gritted his teeth.
"Look at me when I talk!"
"I'm looking at you? I'm looking at you, Master!"
Zhao Kong looked aggrieved and said to the air next to Shu.
"Master, don't scare me, why are you glowing green?"
"Asshole!"
Fan Shu shuddered with anger, and the fat on his face was shaking.
"I'm here!"
Zhao Kong seemed to feel something.
He set his target on the leftmost of the three Fan Cheng in his eyes.
"Master, is this purple one you?"
Fan Cheng saw that although he was still turning his face, at least his eyes were looking at him.
He gritted his teeth and said.
"That's right!"
Zhao Kong looked up and down, left and right, and always felt that there was something wrong with this Fan Shu.
"Uncle Master, are you really okay?"
"What's wrong with me?"
Fan Shu was about to explode with anger.
If such a thing happened to him, a great cultivator in the Refining Void Stage, it would be a great shame!
"I will investigate this matter thoroughly! It must be revealed"
"Wait a minute!!!"
Zhao Kong interrupted him with a look of astonishment.
"Uncle Master Fan Xu, wait a minute!"
Fan Shu was startled and looked at him subconsciously.
"What's wrong? I'm already here, why are you panicking?"
"No, no, Uncle Master Fan Shu!"
Looking at Fan Cheng's mouth starting to twist to his ears.
Zhao Kong widened his eyes.
"Fuck! Uncle Master, are you really okay?"
"Asshole! What's wrong with me?"
As he was talking, Fan Xu's left eye began to wander.
Zhao Kong seemed to have seen a ghost.
"Uncle Master, are you really okay?!!"
Fan Shu trembled with anger and glared in shame and anger.
"What are you talking about? Can I have crooked eyes and a crooked mouth like you?"
"No, not s---!"
Zhao Kong quickly raised his hand and pointed at Tao Sheng in horror.
"Uncle Master, you are so stubborn! Your mouth is crooked!!!"
Fan Shu was startled and subconsciously looked at Tao Sheng.
This sight.
Both of them were shocked.
"S---! Monster!!!"
"Oh my god, Master!"
Tao Sheng drooled and stared.
"Master, what's wrong with you! Why is your face so crooked?"
Fan Shu was so angry that he trembled all over.
"Asshole! Your face is crooked! Wipe your drool!"
"Master, wipe it too, hehe~"
"???"
Looking at Tao Sheng, who had crooked eyes and a crooked mouth, gradually showing a distorted expression.
Fan Shu was stunned.
"Tao Sheng! What's wrong with you?"
"Hey hey~"
"???"
"You!!!"
"Hey?!!"
Fan Shu just raised his hand to point at him, but found that his fingers began to pull together unnaturally.
This is not a big deal.
The problem is that the back door is broken and can't be held!
"Hey! Hey!!!"
Fan Xu's face changed drastically.
"Where is the toilet???"
Tao Sheng was still smiling.
Suddenly, he froze.
"Hey?!"
"Hey!"
"Hey!!!"
Seeing this, Zhao Kong was about to tell them where the toilet was.
But the next second he froze all over.
His body was stretched straight.
"Hey!!!"
"Wait a minute!"
"Wait a minute!"
"The toilet is at the back!!!"
In an instant.
The three of them disappeared instantly.
They all ran into the toilet.
Fortunately, this is Lei Wufeng's public toilet.
There are enough toilets.
Otherwise, the three of them would have to fight. .
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